Playtest Campaign, Cassin Keep: Ninja Assault 3

Cassin Keep: Third Ninja Assault

GM: Demonic Gerbil
Players: Leon Sernia (Human Mediator/The Punctual One; played by Newbie X)
Later Joined by: Aramor (Human Knight/insert wittiness here; played by gregthegamer), Hal Dyson (Human Blue Mage/Explosivo!; played by Morgan)
The Final PC and Savior: Kyann Dro'Zhirr (Mithra Dragoon/The Punctured One; played by Teucer)
Get yer peanuts here!: SSFSX17
And introducing: Jennifer the Red Ninja (GM character)
Your Friendly Bot: Highwind

[11:44] < Demonic_Gerbil> Well, since their is no Morgan or Gren here, I guess my tardiness worked out okay. :p
[11:44] < Newbie_X> That is true.
[11:45] < Demonic_Gerbil> Which is a pity. I designed a trio of new monsters just for the Blue Mage. :p
[12:07] < Demonic_Gerbil> Does my post on the board's not say "Saturday, October 11 at 11:30 AM Eastern time"?
[12:07] < Demonic_Gerbil> *boards
[12:13] * Newbie_X is now known as Dennis_Leary
[12:14] * Dennis_Leary is now known as Newbie_X
[12:34] * Gull[Anime] is now known as Gullwhacker
[12:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> Justin, get your game face on. You get an easy fight and a bunch of XP.
[12:36] < random|out> Arr
[12:36] < random|out> (Can I get in on that? ;p)
[12:36] < Newbie_X> Ooh!
[12:37] < Newbie_X> Consider it done.
[12:37] * Newbie_X takes a rifle off the wall and puts on merchant's clothes
[12:37] * Newbie_X is now known as Leon_Sernia
[12:37] < random|out> (Damn. Just a bit too late ;p)
[12:37] < Demonic_Gerbil> Random, you already fought off a Ninja Assault. You can't get in on it. :p
[12:37] < random|out> I know, I know ;p
[12:37] * Demonic_Gerbil is now known as Spiteful_GM
[12:38] < random|out> ...and Morgan shows the hell up at last
[12:39] < Spiteful_GM> ...
[12:40] < random|out> ...but still not here.
[12:40] < Spiteful_GM> Geez, maybe if we wait *another* hour our third person will show up.
[12:40] < random|out> Leon! Go on patrol quick! ;p
[12:41] < Spiteful_GM> Leon is wandering the battlements on patrol alone, because his comrades never showed up. Bastards.
[12:42] < Spiteful_GM> Just as Leon gets about halway through the patrol, he catches a shadowy figure limping in the darkness.
[12:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Man, we have to be getting killed out here. If I'm the only guy here..."
[12:42] < Leon_Sernia> "...what the?"
[12:42] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:13 Green_Ninja:11
[12:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Who are you! Idenify yourself!"
[12:42] < Leon_Sernia> ((+Identify))
[12:42] < Spiteful_GM> "Dying."
[12:43] < Leon_Sernia> "Oh, great. I thought I already killed you in the valley!"
[12:43] < Spiteful_GM> The figure makes a break, as best as can be done for a limping figure, for the external side of the defenses.
[12:44] < Spiteful_GM> "Death, life, there isss no difference."
[12:44] * Leon_Sernia fires his gun at the fleeing figure.
[12:44] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:44] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[12:44] < Leon_Sernia> ((...))
[12:44] < Spiteful_GM> Somehow Leon hits the figure.
[12:45] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[12:45] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 5 ( Total: 32 )
[12:45] < Spiteful_GM> You nailed it pretty solidly.
[12:46] < Spiteful_GM> The Ninja continues it flight. (2) turns until it escapes.
[12:46] < Spiteful_GM> *its
[12:46] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:11 Green_Ninja:11
[12:46] < Spiteful_GM> Round 2
[12:46] < Spiteful_GM> Leon.
[12:46] * Leon_Sernia keeps shooting at the ninja.
[12:46] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:46] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[12:46] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[12:46] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 9 ( Total: 36 )
[12:47] < Spiteful_GM> The Ninja continues its flight, staggering under its growing assortment of wounds. (1) turn to escape.
[12:47] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:14 Green_Ninja:12
[12:47] < Spiteful_GM> Round 3.
[12:47] * Leon_Sernia is getting annoyed that he can't bring the ninja down.
[12:48] < Spiteful_GM> ((But will he shoot at it?))
[12:49] * Leon_Sernia tries another tack. 1"Wait! Where the hell are you going? We need to talk about this!"
[12:49] < Leon_Sernia> ((invitation. It won't be in my best interest for him to escape.))
[12:49] < Spiteful_GM> ((Roll for it.))
[12:49] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:49] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[12:49] < Leon_Sernia> ((Damn!))
[12:50] < Spiteful_GM> "Words, words, words!"
[12:50] < Spiteful_GM> The Ninja leaps from the Battlements onto the ground below and melts into the darkness.
[12:50] < Spiteful_GM> Cue victory music.
[12:51] < Spiteful_GM> (We'll divvy up XP and Gil later. Right now you have some more encounters to take care of.)
[12:51] * Leon_Sernia yells out to anyone in earshot. 1"Look out! An attack is coming!"
[12:51] * Adam[Hibernation] is now known as AdamH
[12:51] < Spiteful_GM> Several of the keeps sparse defenders rush to walls, but no attack comes... several hours later there is still no attack.
[12:52] < Leon_Sernia> "There was a ninja that jsut escaped."
[12:52] < Leon_Sernia> "We need to keep a watch out for reinforcements."
[12:52] < Spiteful_GM> And Leon is sent to patrol the Long Wall as punishment for the false alarm. "Sure there was, and my name is Abrahamal Lincolni."
[12:52] < Leon_Sernia> ((+Just))
[12:53] < Spiteful_GM> On the Long Wall, Leon spots several places where engagements have occured. The blood and damage to the fortifications are obvious signs.
[12:53] < Leon_Sernia> "Oh, man. This place looks like a slaughterhouse."
[12:54] < Spiteful_GM> Near one such place, Leon finds another shadowy figure. This one seems to be attempting to hold its side together with its hands.
[12:54] < Leon_Sernia> "I really need to talk to the commander soon."
[12:54] < Leon_Sernia> "Halt! Identify yourself, or get a bullet in the head!"
[12:54] < Spiteful_GM> "Not time."
[12:54] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Gold_Ninja:11 Leon:9
[12:55] < Spiteful_GM> The Gold Ninja draws a tanto and prepares to strike.
[12:55] < Spiteful_GM> Leon.
[12:55] < Leon_Sernia> "Fair enough."
[12:55] * Leon_Sernia fires at the ninja.
[12:55] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:55] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[12:55] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[12:55] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[12:55] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 12 ( Total: 39 )
[12:56] < Spiteful_GM> The Ninja loses a, now disintegrated, leg to the bullet.
[12:56] < Spiteful_GM> But it still leaps at Leon.
[12:56] < Leon_Sernia> "Great. These ones are fake, too."
[12:56] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[12:56] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 6 ( Total: 32.5 )
[12:56] < Spiteful_GM> The small blade peirces deep into Leon's side for 22 damage.
[12:57] < Spiteful_GM> "Sweet death, and new life. Approach."
[12:57] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:11 Gold_Ninja:10
[12:57] < Spiteful_GM> Leon.
[12:57] < Leon_Sernia> "Gah! why can't they just walk into me, or something!"
[12:57] * Leon_Sernia fires again.
[12:57] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:57] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[12:57] < Leon_Sernia> ((And another crow dies.))
[12:57] < Spiteful_GM> Leon's rifle is knocked away by the Ninja... fortunately another Crow bites the dust.
[12:58] < Spiteful_GM> The Ninja backs off and leaps to the top of the wall, obviously attempting to flee.
[12:58] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:18 Gold_Ninja:15
[12:58] * Leon_Sernia tries another shot.
[12:58] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[12:58] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
[12:58] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[12:58] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 4 ( Total: 31 )
[12:59] < Spiteful_GM> (Anything better than an 84 will hit the Ninja.)
[12:59] * SSFSX17 has joined #generica
[12:59] * ChanServ sets mode: +o SSFSX17
[12:59] < Spiteful_GM> The Gold Ninja disintegrates, but his blade returns to strike Leon once more.
[12:59] * GERG has joined #generica
[12:59] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[12:59] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 1 ( Total: 26.25 )
[13:00] < Spiteful_GM> A nice 16 damage for my one player to show up on fucking time.
[13:00] < random|out> (Well, well, well. If it ain't the other one.))
[13:00] < Leon_Sernia> ((Heh. I'm not the only one with bad luck.))
[13:00] < GERG> ((holy shit... Im so sorry. I jus woke up))
[13:00] < Spiteful_GM> Victoly for Leon.
[13:00] * Leon_Sernia clears his throat and takes a swig of water.
[13:01] < Spiteful_GM> Oh, item drops. :p
[13:01] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:01] * Leon_Sernia then takes an injection of Tonic.
[13:01] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
[13:01] < Spiteful_GM> Another twilight steel.
[13:02] < Spiteful_GM> (Maybe these Ninja should have Blind Touch with all these swords I'm dropping. :p)
[13:02] < Leon_Sernia> ((Hey, Can poach be tried as a default attempt?))
[13:02] < random|out> ((Either that, or a different weapon set ;p))
[13:02] < Leon_Sernia> ((you know, without the skill?))
[13:02] < Spiteful_GM> I suppose so Leon. I'll allow it. :p
[13:02] < Leon_Sernia> ((Probably not, but I just wanted to ask.))
[13:03] < Spiteful_GM> You're not going to try? :p
[13:04] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay. Why not?))
[13:04] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:04] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 80 ( Total: 80 )
[13:04] < Spiteful_GM> You find one thing: Jack shit.
[13:04] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay, that's why.))
[13:04] < Spiteful_GM> :p
[13:04] < random|out> I like how there were two botches for Leon in all of five real rounds of combat ;p
[13:04] * random|out is now known as randomsyllable
[13:05] < AdamH> ((I'll take that Jack Shit if no one else wants it.))
[13:05] < Spiteful_GM> Leon continues his patrol of the Long Wall, eventually reaching the far side.
[13:05] < Spiteful_GM> Here, he hears a few quieted cries of pain coming from just outside the walls...
[13:06] < Spiteful_GM> What does he do?!
[13:06] < SSFSX17> Solo session?
[13:06] < Leon_Sernia> "Hey! Are you friend or enemy?"
[13:06] < Leon_Sernia> "Do you need help?"
[13:06] < randomsyllable> ((If you wish to investigate, turn to page 34. If you wish to recon by fire, turn to page 78))
[13:06] < Spiteful_GM> ((Solo? Not supposed to be, but no one showed up on time. :p))
[13:07] < Spiteful_GM> The whimpering quiets, but still continues. You can't see anything from where you're at...
[13:07] < SSFSX17> ((Maybe they thought the session was happening at *night*))
[13:07] * Leon_Sernia looks around, keeping his rifle at the ready...
[13:07] < Spiteful_GM> ((No, one got locked out of his house and the other overslept. :p))
[13:07] < GERG> ((I didn't. I got dragged to a party last night and woke up hung ove 15 minutes ago.))
[13:07] < Leon_Sernia> "Do you need help? If you are with the defenders, I'll take you to the nearest medic!"
[13:07] < AdamH> ((How do you know this?))
[13:08] < Spiteful_GM> You're going to have to go down there to find out... It's too dark to see anything.
[13:08] < Spiteful_GM> ((Because I just wanna be God.))
[13:08] < Leon_Sernia> "...Even if you are not, I can help if you want it!"
[13:08] * Leon_Sernia heads down, still keeping his gun in the ready position.
[13:08] * Gullwhacker is now known as Setor
[13:08] < AdamH> ((If you're proven correct, I'll build an altar to you and sacrifice several virgin hamsters to you.))
[13:08] < Spiteful_GM> You finally hear something other than whimpering, a few half-slurred desperate words in a language you've never heard.
[13:09] < Leon_Sernia> "To anyone else around! We have someone hurt down here!"
[13:09] < AdamH> ((
[13:09] < AdamH> "What? Cthulhu is sleeping?"))
[13:09] < Leon_Sernia> "I may need a medic!"
[13:09] < Spiteful_GM> There's no one else around. They're all sleeping after you kept them awake with that false ninja attack alarm earlier.
[13:10] < Spiteful_GM> From somewhere far away you hear a "Shut up Leon, we're trying to sleep here!"
[13:10] < Leon_Sernia> "Damn. Nobody else is around."
[13:10] * SSFSX17 is now known as FloriaMargarette
[13:10] < Leon_Sernia> To the figure: "Who are you, and do you need help?"
[13:10] * FloriaMargarette lays awake all night thinking about Zowar and her egg.
[13:10] < Spiteful_GM> You hear a response in that foreign language, but the tone is pleading with you...
[13:11] < Leon_Sernia> "Alright. Close enough." 6Leon_sernia goes to get a closer look at the figure, and starts getting ready to help him if necessary.
[13:11] < Spiteful_GM> (I should point out that the voice sounds female...)
[13:11] * GERG is now known as Aramon
[13:12] < randomsyllable> ((I shall channel RHPS: It's a trap!))
[13:12] * Aramon is now known as Aramor
[13:12] < Leon_Sernia> ((Shit.))
[13:12] < randomsyllable> ((Which power rangers haven't you met yet? ;p))
[13:12] * Leon_Sernia gets a tonic ready to go.
[13:12] < Spiteful_GM> You get down there to the ground outside the walls and find what looks to be a Red Ninja... unlike every other Ninja this one is bleeding all over the ground...
[13:13] * FloriaMargarette is now known as SSFSX17[Prepping]
[13:13] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> ((A Mediator ought to know how deceptive and tricky people can be.))
[13:13] < Spiteful_GM> Note that she's naked as the day she was born. it's only the pile of clothes nearby that clues you in.
[13:13] < Leon_Sernia> ((Badly injured?))
[13:14] < Spiteful_GM> ((Deathly. Her abdomen is sliced upon and she's holding her insides in... Note she has *insides*.))
[13:14] < Leon_Sernia> "I see. Listen. I don't want to hurt you. If you are willing to let me, I can help you out."
[13:15] * Leon_Sernia shows the tonic. 1"If you promise not to attack me, I'll help you get to the medic, okay?"
[13:15] < Spiteful_GM> She looks at you and notices you're not one of her allies... She reaches with one hand for a weapon, any weapon, and finds a rock to throw at you.
[13:16] * Leon_Sernia is still trying to reason with her. ((Invitation for the next available round.))
[13:16] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:12 Red_Ninja:12
[13:16] < Spiteful_GM> Go invite. :p
[13:16] < Leon_Sernia> "We don't have to be enemies!"
[13:16] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:16] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[13:17] < Spiteful_GM> It doesn't work.
[13:17] < Spiteful_GM> She throws the rock at you.
[13:17] * Leon_Sernia will keep trying, next round.
[13:17] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d6+10
[13:17] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d6+10: 4 ( Total: 14 )
[13:17] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:17] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 83 ( Total: 83 )
[13:17] < Spiteful_GM> But the rock sails past you.
[13:18] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:18 Red_Ninja:10
[13:18] * Leon_Sernia is still talking. 1"Don't fight! Nobody deserves to end up like this! I you let me, I can help you!"
[13:18] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:18] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 48 ( Total: 48 )
[13:19] < Spiteful_GM> You just invited a mostly dead Red Ninja to your party.
[13:19] < Leon_Sernia> ((With the ninja now not trying to kill me...))
[13:19] < Spiteful_GM> Victoly.
[13:19] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay. Here. This can help you." 6Leon_Sernia gives the red ninja a Tonic.
[13:19] < randomsyllable> ((Wewt.))
[13:20] < Leon_Sernia> ((+injection))
[13:20] < Spiteful_GM> Her greivous wound knits itself closed.
[13:21] * Morgan has joined #Generica
[13:21] < Morgan> Hello.
[13:21] < Spiteful_GM> Game face, you get on.
[13:21] * Morgan is now known as Hal_Dyson
[13:21] < Leon_Sernia> "Here. Let me get you to a medic." 6Leon_Sernia gets her up and begins helping the naked ninja to the medic.
[13:22] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor and Hal appear on the battlements above you. Apparently *someone* was listening to you.
[13:22] < Leon_Sernia> "Attention to all guards! We have someone here in need of assistance!"
[13:22] * Aramor runs down to meet Leon.
[13:22] < Leon_Sernia> "She is willing to talk with us, for the moment. We need to get her some help!"
[13:22] < Leon_Sernia> "And an interpreter!"
[13:23] * Hal_Dyson follows Aramor down to Leon.
[13:23] < Aramor> ((what language is it?))
[13:23] < Leon_Sernia> ((No idea.))
[13:23] < Spiteful_GM> Unfortunately... before you make is up to the battlements, a number of soldiers approach from the enemy side of the battlefield.
[13:23] < Spiteful_GM> *it
[13:24] < Aramor> "Crap. We don't need you guys now."
[13:24] < Spiteful_GM> They are accompanied by a single masked man, who turns into...
[13:24] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d5
[13:24] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d5: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[13:24] < randomsyllable> ((Get. Her. Back. Alive.))
[13:24] < Leon_Sernia> "Protect the ninja! We need to get her back alive!"
[13:24] < Spiteful_GM> (Crap.)
[13:24] < Spiteful_GM> A Black Ninja.
[13:24] * Hal_Dyson prepares to use Night.
[13:24] < randomsyllable> ((Someone's gonna diieee. Someone's gonna diiieee.))
[13:25] < Aramor> "Run Leon. We'll take these guys."
[13:25] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:17 Blood2:17 Blood3:17 Black Blood1:10 Blood4:10 Blood5:10 Aramor:9 Hal:9 Red_Ninja:8
[13:25] < Spiteful_GM> Leon, go.
[13:25] * Leon_Sernia looks to the Red Ninja. 1"Are you okay for now?"
[13:25] < Spiteful_GM> She nods weakly.
[13:26] * Leon_Sernia shoots at Blood 2. 1"Okay, good to hear. Just stay back: I don't want anything bad happening to you."
[13:26] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:26] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 20 ( Total: 20 )
[13:26] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[13:26] < Leon_Sernia> "If you need it, I have another tonic on me."
[13:27] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[13:27] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 4 ( Total: 31 )
[13:27] < Spiteful_GM> The Blood Zombie gains a gaping hole in his side.
[13:27] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:27] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[13:27] < Spiteful_GM> And leaps at Leon.
[13:27] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:27] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 76 ( Total: 76 )
[13:28] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[13:28] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+32: 7 ( Total: 39 )
[13:28] < Leon_Sernia> ((Hey, Pat, this could end up being a nice lead-in to your session. :) ))
[13:28] < Spiteful_GM> Its dagger is true, burying deep in Leon's chest.
[13:28] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> ((Interesting))
[13:28] < Spiteful_GM> 29 damage.
[13:28] < Aramor> ((Are we all in it, too?))
[13:28] < Aramor> ((ouch))
[13:28] < Leon_Sernia> "Agh!"
[13:28] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> ((BTW, if Leon is able to make it to the Inverted Tower, he can bring the Ninja along))
[13:29] < Spiteful_GM> Blood 2, after its counter-attack, steps backwards and adopts a defensive stance.
[13:29] < Leon_Sernia> ((Hmmm... this sounds interesting. He may be able to make it.))
[13:29] < Spiteful_GM> Blood 3 leaps at Hal, gibbering madly.
[13:29] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:29] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[13:29] < Leon_Sernia> "A little help?"
[13:29] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[13:29] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+32: 1 ( Total: 33 )
[13:29] < Spiteful_GM> It deals and drains 24 damage from the mage.
[13:30] < Spiteful_GM> The Black Ninja waits smugly.
[13:30] * Hal_Dyson shrieks in pain. 1"What the hell are you?"
[13:30] < Spiteful_GM> The other three Blood Zombies shuffles towards the party, daggers drawn.
[13:30] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor, go.
[13:30] * Aramor charges the Black Ninja, assuming him the leader and hoping to cause confusion.
[13:30] < Aramor> !1d100
[13:31] < Aramor> !roll 1d100
[13:31] < Highwind> Aramor - 1d100: 82 ( Total: 82 )
[13:31] < Aramor> (ouch)
[13:31] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[13:31] < randomsyllable> ((Don't hit smug ninjas.))
[13:31] < Aramor> !roll 1d10+9
[13:31] < Highwind> Aramor - 1d10+9: 8 ( Total: 17 )
[13:31] < Spiteful_GM> You hit it, but that's about all I can say.
[13:32] < Spiteful_GM> Hal, go.
[13:32] * Hal_Dyson unleashes the Spell Night.
[13:32] < Hal_Dyson> !roll 1d100
[13:32] < Highwind> Hal_Dyson - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[13:32] < Leon_Sernia> ((BRB))
[13:32] < Aramor> ((If only I had been on time, I was planning on getting a Flame Saber before this session...))
[13:33] < Spiteful_GM> Roll for each target, not just once.
[13:33] < Hal_Dyson> (6 monsters right?)
[13:33] < Spiteful_GM> Hai.
[13:33] < Hal_Dyson> !roll 6 1d100
[13:33] < Highwind> Hal_Dyson - 6: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[13:33] < Highwind> Hal_Dyson - 1d100: 20 ( Total: 20 )
[13:33] < Highwind> Hal_Dyson - Total: 21
[13:34] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 6 1d100
[13:34] < Spiteful_GM> ((6#1d100))
[13:34] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 6 1d100) 97 8 12 34 85 4
[13:34] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombies 1,2,3 and 5 drop off to sleep (6).
[13:35] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja tries to figure out what to do...
[13:35] < Spiteful_GM> End of Round 1.
[13:35] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Aramor:17 Hal:16 Red_Ninja:15 Leon:14 Blood4:11 Black_Ninja:11
[13:35] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor, go.
[13:35] * Aramor attacks the nearest awake ninja.
[13:36] < Aramor> !roll 1d100
[13:36] < Highwind> Aramor - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[13:36] < Aramor> !roll 1d10+9
[13:36] < Highwind> Aramor - 1d10+9: 10 ( Total: 19 )
[13:36] < Leon_Sernia> Red ninja: "Don't worry. If we get through this, you'll be just fine."
[13:36] < Spiteful_GM> (The nearest awake Ninja would be the Red Ninja that is on *your* side. :p)
[13:36] < Aramor> ((thats the only one awake?))
[13:36] < Leon_Sernia> "I promise."
[13:36] < Spiteful_GM> (There's a Blood Zombie that's awake, and also the Black Ninja.)
[13:36] < Aramor> ((ok then the most damaged ENEMY ninja))
[13:37] < Spiteful_GM> Right.
[13:37] < Spiteful_GM> Because of a new liberal definition of Ninja, Aramor smacks Blood Zombie 2 up.
[13:38] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:38] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[13:38] < Spiteful_GM> He wakes it up, but it seems a little dazed.
[13:38] < Spiteful_GM> It looks like it's not going to hold together much longer.
[13:38] < Spiteful_GM> Hal.
[13:39] * Hal_Dyson uses Red Feast on Blood Zombie 4.
[13:39] < AdamH> ((Damn Liberals.))
[13:39] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[13:39] < Aramor> ((BRB - I need pants.))
[13:39] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 1
[13:39] < AdamH> ((.....))
[13:39] < Hal_Dyson> wooh.
[13:39] < Spiteful_GM> Roll for damage.
[13:40] < Spiteful_GM> (You just tried to blood suck a zombie. Think about that.)
[13:40] < Leon_Sernia> ((Adam, you'd better give Highwind back his pants, too, after that sexxoring job.))
[13:40] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+10
[13:40] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+10 ) 15
[13:40] < Aramor> ((back))
[13:40] < AdamH> ((I didn't have sex with Highwind.))
[13:40] * Hal_Dyson realises his mistake... well... he lives and learns... well... probably not...
[13:40] < Spiteful_GM> Hal loses 9 HP to the Blood Zombie. Gotta love that Zombie-leech reversal thing.
[13:40] < Hal_Dyson> but I critted... I'd loose more.
[13:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh? Red Ninja, was that you? ^_^ ))
[13:41] < Hal_Dyson> 30 damage in total...
[13:41] < Spiteful_GM> ...
[13:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((What?))
[13:41] < Spiteful_GM> It does say a standard attack action doesn' it. I thought it was 100% damage.
[13:42] < Spiteful_GM> Okay then, Hal loses 24 damage to the Zombie.
[13:42] < Spiteful_GM> Leaving him with a total of 6 HP.
[13:42] * Hal_Dyson is down to 6 HP... he's learned a lot...
[13:42] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja draws up close to Leon's back, rubbing herself on him.
[13:42] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 4 shuffles over to Aramor and stabby-stabs.
[13:43] < Aramor> ((is giving/using a tonic on Hal a full action?))
[13:43] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:43] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 84 ( Total: 84 )
[13:43] < Aramor> ((crap... HIT ME DAMNIT))
[13:43] < Spiteful_GM> It's stab misses.
[13:43] < Leon_Sernia> ((Um, what about me?))
[13:43] < Spiteful_GM> Oh. >.>
[13:43] < Spiteful_GM> Go Leon. <.<
[13:43] < Hal_Dyson> "I made the action... I'll heal Myself... concentrate on getting the ninja to safety."
[13:44] < Spiteful_GM> ((Using an item is an action...))
[13:44] < Leon_Sernia> "Got'cha."
[13:44] < Leon_Sernia> ((Does it look like I can get the ninja to safety?))
[13:44] < Aramor> ((kk))
[13:45] < Leon_Sernia> ((I mean, is there a clear path?))
[13:45] < Spiteful_GM> ((Well, the enemies are on one side, the keep is on the other. I'm sure if you spend a few turns at it you'll escape.))
[13:45] < Hal_Dyson> "half of them are asleep. we'll hold off the others."
[13:45] < Leon_Sernia> "Alright. I'll be back as soon as I can. Good luck, guys."
[13:46] < Aramor> "We've got this covered - GO."
[13:46] * Leon_Sernia tries to escape with the ninja.
[13:46] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:46] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 80 ( Total: 80 )
[13:46] < Spiteful_GM> Hell No.
[13:46] < Spiteful_GM> The Black Ninja goes next...
[13:47] < Spiteful_GM> He draws a huge two-handed sword from... somewhere and swings it at Leon.
[13:47] < Spiteful_GM> Leon takes 11 damage. (Minus Strike)
[13:47] < AdamH> (("Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a sword from my ass!" "Again?"))
[13:47] * Leon_Sernia is now critical.
[13:47] < Aramor> ((It stole my move!))
[13:47] * Leon_Sernia is also bleeding.
[13:48] < Spiteful_GM> End of Round 2. Zombie 1,3,5 sleep peacefully (4).
[13:48] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:17 Blood2:16 Blood4:15 Red_Ninja:14 Aramor:13 Black_Ninja:10 Hal:9
[13:48] < Leon_Sernia> Red ninja: "Ugh! We have to... get out of here."
[13:48] < Spiteful_GM> Leon, go.
[13:48] * Leon_Sernia tries to run with the ninja again.
[13:48] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[13:48] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 86 ( Total: 86 )
[13:48] < Spiteful_GM> No good.
[13:48] < Leon_Sernia> ((Damn!))
[13:49] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 2 is still dazed from his nap and stands there...
[13:49] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 4 shuffles to Aramor and stabby-stabs.
[13:49] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:49] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 61 ( Total: 61 )
[13:49] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[13:49] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+32: 6 ( Total: 38 )
[13:49] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor takes 23 damage.
[13:49] < Aramor> ((YAY!))
[13:50] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja rubs herself against Leon's back.
[13:50] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor, go.
[13:50] < Leon_Sernia> "Help Hal first!"
[13:50] * Aramor tosses a tonic to Hal.
[13:50] < Aramor> ((as in uses on))
[13:51] < Spiteful_GM> Hal gets 25 HP back, he's up to 31 now.
[13:51] * Hal_Dyson thanks Aramor and drinks up the potion.
[13:51] < Spiteful_GM> The Black Ninja readies his sword again.
[13:51] < Spiteful_GM> Hal.
[13:51] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> ((Tonic != Potion))
[13:52] < Aramor> ((i dont have a potion))
[13:52] * Hal_Dyson chucks a die at the Black Ninja.
[13:52] < Teucer[Crashed]> ((Damn you guys are pedantic.))
[13:52] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[13:52] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 89
[13:52] < Aramor> ((pedantic???))
[13:53] < Teucer[Crashed]> ((Picky.))
[13:53] < Spiteful_GM> ... The die sails past the Black Ninja as it crashes it sword into Hal for 11 damage.
[13:53] < Spiteful_GM> End of Round 3. The Zombies sleep goes to (3).
[13:53] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Aramor:18 Blood4:18 Hal:16 Blood2:15 Red_Ninja:13 Leon:9 Black_Ninja:7
[13:53] * Hal_Dyson is really living up to his Jinx.
[13:54] < Spiteful_GM> Aramor, go.
[13:54] * Aramor gathers his pain into damage and Minus Strikes the most damaged ZOMBIE (not the black ninja).
[13:54] < Aramor> ((23))
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 2 explodes in a spray of ichor, drenching Aramor.
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 4 stabby-stabs the Knight again.
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[13:55] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[13:55] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+32: 3 ( Total: 35 )
[13:55] < Aramor> ((too much!))
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> And Aramor takes another 20 damage.
[13:55] < Spiteful_GM> Hal.
[13:55] < Leon_Sernia> "Is there anyone else out there? We need help, now!"
[13:56] < Aramor> ((that'll work))
[13:56] * Hal_Dyson launches a second die at the Black Ninja.
[13:56] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[13:56] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 2
[13:56] < Spiteful_GM> Crit. :p
[13:56] < Aramor> ((w00t))
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[13:56] Hello
[13:57] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> Yo
[13:57] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+20,200%
[13:57] < Highwind> Hey... 20,200% isn't a number at all! Damn.
[13:57] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+20
[13:57] < Spiteful_GM> (Hey we're trying to kill ninja here.)
[13:57] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+20 ) 22
[13:57] < Hal_Dyson> 44 damage total.
[13:57] < Spiteful_GM> One of the Black Ninja's arms disintegrates.
[13:58] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja rubs herself against Leon some more.
[13:58] < Spiteful_GM> Leon, go.
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[13:58] * Leon_Sernia gives himself a Potion injection.
[13:58] < Leon_Sernia> ((I'll run again next round.))
[13:59] < Aramor> ((and now we're f-ed))
[13:59] < Spiteful_GM> The Black Ninja looks smug as he brings his sword crashing down on Aramor for 49 damage.
[14:00] * Spiteful_GM feels the evilness inside growing.
[14:00] * Aramor cries out a curse and falls...
[14:00] < Spiteful_GM> End of Round 4. The Zombie's sleep drops to (2).
[14:00] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:18 Hal:18 Black_Ninja:14 Blood4:10 Red_Ninja:8
[14:00] < Aramor> ((kanofbus gains Dark Side Points))
[14:00] < Spiteful_GM> Leon, go.
[14:00] < Leon_Sernia> "Shit! You sure you don't need any help?"
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[14:01] * Aramor wishes he could respond... or hear for that matter.
[14:01] < Hal_Dyson> "That ninja seems important. I didn't sign up to sit around letting this place fall!"
[14:02] < Leon_Sernia> "Right. We can always run another day."
[14:03] * Leon_Sernia turns to the ninja. 1"Next chance you get, take my tonic. If you get hit, take a shot of it and get out, alright?"
[14:03] * Leon_Sernia shoots at Blood 4.
[14:03] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[14:03] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[14:03] < Spiteful_GM> She nods.
[14:03] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[14:03] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[14:03] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 10 ( Total: 37 )
[14:03] * Leminex[WorkingStiff] is now known as Leminex
[14:03] < Spiteful_GM> You've put a nice hole in the zombie... but now it's angry.
[14:03] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[14:04] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 46 ( Total: 46 )
[14:04] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d100
[14:04] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[14:04] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[14:04] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 1d8+32: 7 ( Total: 39 )
[14:04] < Spiteful_GM> It leaps at Leon and plunges it dagger into his shoulder for 29 damage.
[14:04] < Spiteful_GM> Hal.
[14:05] * Hal_Dyson takes his final die and throws it at the Black Ninja.
[14:05] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[14:05] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 39
[14:05] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[14:05] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+20
[14:05] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+20 ) 24
[14:05] < Spiteful_GM> It loses a leg to the assault, but smiles an even more smug smile.
[14:06] < Spiteful_GM> In fact, it's so smug it just stands there smiling through its mask.
[14:06] < Spiteful_GM> Blood Zombie 4 adopts a defensive stance.
[14:07] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja does what Leon says and grabs his tonic.
[14:07] < Spiteful_GM> End of Round 5. The Zombie's sleep drops to (1).
[14:07] < Spiteful_GM> Battle order: Leon:15 Blood4:14 Hal:12 Black_Ninja:9 Red_Ninja:9
[14:07] < Spiteful_GM> Go Leon.
[14:07] < Leon_Sernia> "We're not going to be able to take them all on. We need to get out of here, now!"
[14:08] < Aramor> ((didn't anyone sleeping nearby hear my deathknell?))
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[14:08] < Spiteful_GM> ((If they did it will take many minutes for them to arrive at the scene.))
[14:08] < Hal_Dyson> I have one more shot with my Night spell... and I'm hoping I'll get lucky with it.
[14:08] < Leon_Sernia> "You'd better."
[14:09] < Leon_Sernia> ((Can Leon try to take the ninja and Aarmor with him for a running attempt?))
[14:09] < Leon_Sernia> ((+Aramor))
[14:09] < Spiteful_GM> (He can take one of them.)
[14:09] * Hal_Dyson is known for his luck... unfortunatly he's known for his unpredictable luck.
[14:09] < Aramor> ((If you don't do something to tha ninja, he's gonna do 50something damage instant, ignoring armor))
[14:09] < Teucer[Crashed]> ((Take the ninja! No one likes Aramor!))
[14:10] < Spiteful_GM> ((Teucer you want to save the day with Kyann?))
[14:10] < randomsyllable> ((heh))
[14:10] < Teucer[Crashed]> ((Sure, I'll dacne this dance.))
[14:10] < randomsyllable> ((You're gonna need a PD to wax the B. Ninjor))
[14:10] * Teucer[Crashed] is now known as Kyann
[14:10] < Leon_Sernia> to ninja: "It's looking pretty bad. I'll try to hold them off for a moment. Just get back to safety, alright?"
[14:10] * Leon_Sernia fires at Blood 4.
[14:10] < Aramor> ((/me makes sure his death-spilling bowels are aimed at Teuc))
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[14:10] < Spiteful_GM> * She nods.
[14:10] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[14:10] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 24 ( Total: 24 )
[14:10] < Spiteful_GM> Hit.
[14:11] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[14:11] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 3 ( Total: 30 )
[14:11] < Kyann> ((Can I come in with a Jump a la Kain? :D))
[14:11] < Spiteful_GM> (Yes, you go right after the Red Ninja.)
[14:11] < Kyann> ((Badass))
[14:11] < Spiteful_GM> The Blood Zombie explodes in a spray of orgasmic ichor, covering Leon.
[14:12] < Spiteful_GM> Hal, go.
[14:12] < Hal_Dyson> will night effect the sleeping zombies?
[14:12] < Spiteful_GM> Yes.
[14:13] < Hal_Dyson> then we're going with night.
[14:13] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 6 1d100
[14:13] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 6 1d100) 59 15 74 52 20 51
[14:13] < Spiteful_GM> Well, there's only 4 enemies left. Two zombies are dead. :p
[14:13] < Hal_Dyson> oh yeah.
[14:13] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 4 1d100
[14:13] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 4 1d100) 87 89 70 66
[14:13] < Leon_Sernia> ((...))
[14:13] < Spiteful_GM> ...
[14:13] * Hal_Dyson burns a re-roll
[14:13] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 4 1d100
[14:13] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 4 1d100) 37 68 7 6
[14:13] < Leon_Sernia> ((Better.))
[14:14] < Kyann> ((Can someone not in the middle of something fill me in on what exactly is going on?))
[14:14] < Kyann> ((Location, who's wounded how much, et cetera))
[14:14] < Spiteful_GM> The Black ninja drops off to sleep, and two of the zombies drop off to deeper sleep.
[14:15] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja, not understanding what Leon was telling her, jabs the tonic she took from him into him. w007 w007 25 more HP for Leon.
[14:15] < Leon_Sernia> "...thanks. That really helped."
[14:15] * Leon_Sernia gives the ninja a little smile.
[14:16] < Spiteful_GM> ((There is one enemy Ninja, and three zombies. They're all sleeping now. We're at the one end of the long wall at Cassin Keep. The party is trying to save the Red Ninja's life.))
[14:16] < Spiteful_GM> ((Aramor is KO-ed, and Hal is down to 20 HP. Leon is now at 49 HP.))
[14:16] < Leon_Sernia> ((I invited the Red ninja earlier.))
[14:16] < Kyann> ((YAY FREE NINJA))
[14:16] < Spiteful_GM> Kyann, GO!
[14:17] < Hal_Dyson> ((I made the insane mistake of critting a zombie using a drain attack))
[14:17] < Aramor> ((30 damage to self you learned your lesson))
[14:18] < Spiteful_GM> ((*waits for Kyann to drop in unaccounced.))
[14:18] < Kyann> 2* Suddenly the door nearby, leading to the lavatory guards on duty use, burts open and out leaps none other than Kyann Dr-Zhirr, who no one had previously known was at the keep! Leaping at the Black Ninja, he attempts to end its life in one fell stroke.
[14:18] < Kyann> "Sorry I'm late! I had to take a piss!"
[14:18] < Aramor> >.<
[14:18] < Leon_Sernia> "Finally, more reinforcements!"
[14:18] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[14:19] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
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[14:19] < Spiteful_GM> hurry up and kill it. :p
[14:19] < Kyann> !roll 1d12+30
[14:19] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d12+30: 2 ( Total: 32 )
[14:19] < Kyann> (Bah.)
[14:20] < Spiteful_GM> The Black Ninja disintegrates into a sparkling shower of incandescent bits, but his giant sword remains a bit longer, lashing out at the one who slew its master.
[14:20] < Spiteful_GM> Minus Strike on Kyann to the tune of 80 damage.
[14:20] < Spiteful_GM> *Kyann is now pinned to the wall, unconscious.
[14:20] < Aramor> ((!!))
[14:21] < Leon_Sernia> "Shit!" 6Leon_Sernia gets his Phoenix Down ready.
[14:21] < Kyann> "Ha ha, take tha.... OW SON OF A....... *gag*"
[14:22] < Spiteful_GM> The three remaining zombies explode into bloody rain, the battle is ended.
[14:22] < Kyann> ((And here we have the shortest cameo of a character ever))
[14:22] < Spiteful_GM> Victoly!
[14:22] * Leon_Sernia clears his throat, takes a swig of water, and reloads his rifle.
[14:22] < Spiteful_GM> !roll 6d100
[14:22] < Highwind> Spiteful_GM - 6d100: 54, 28, 26, 31, 17, 68 ( Total: 224 )
[14:22] * Aramor tried to ovictory dance, but his body wont listen to him.
[14:23] * Hal_Dyson performs card tricks.
[14:23] * Kyann hopes these bastards appreciate the save, cause getting impaled hurts.
[14:23] * Leon_Sernia then checks to see how bad everyone else is doing. It's obviously pretty bad. 1"ANYONE! WE NEED MEDICS! NOW!!"
[14:23] < Spiteful_GM> That's a potion and a tonic for the party in addition to their 449 XP and 248 gil per person.
[14:23] < Leon_Sernia> "THIS IS NOT A BLOODY DRILL!"
[14:24] < Kyann> ((Do I get full XP/Gil or just for what I was here for?))
[14:24] < Spiteful_GM> A lone medic appears at the top of the ramparts and descends to the ground, he uses a Phoenix Down on two unconscious people.
[14:24] < Spiteful_GM> ((You get it all Teucer. Special bonus for taking one for the team.))
[14:24] < Kyann> ((YAY))
[14:25] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah. We're all in pretty bad shape. And we have a new ally."
[14:25] * Aramor shakes himself off... trying to remember what happened.
[14:25] * Leon_Sernia gestures to the Red Ninja.
[14:25] < Spiteful_GM> A new naked ally.
[14:25] * Kyann opens his eyes groggily and looks at the sword pinning him to the wall. "Damn.... this is going to hurt." he says to himself as he braces to rip it out.
[14:25] < Spiteful_GM> The sword vanishes as Kyann pulls it out of himself.
[14:25] * Aramor goes to help un-impaled Kyann/
[14:25] < Aramor> ((oh))
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[14:26] < Aramor> ((it was gonna be fun, too...))
[14:26] < Kyann> "Oh, I see. NOW it vanishes. Not while it was still IN MY SORRY ASS."
[14:26] * Kyann mutters darkly. "How is everyone else doing?"
[14:26] * SSFSX17 is now known as FloriaMargarette
[14:26] < Leon_Sernia> "Not as bad as you, that's for sure."
[14:26] < Aramor> "I seem to be in one piece..."
[14:26] * FloriaMargarette yawns awake
[14:27] < Hal_Dyson> I'm useless until I can get more Mana and dice...
[14:27] < Aramor> "Let's hurry up and get that girl outta here."
[14:27] * Leon_Sernia helps as many people as he can to the medical center. Red ninja gets priority, though. ^_^
[14:27] * Aramor will crawl.
[14:27] * Kyann walks on his own, despite being in extreme pain.
[14:27] < Spiteful_GM> The party is brought to the hospital wing which, thanks to recent events, is filled with injured soldiers.
[14:27] * FloriaMargarette walks into the medical center for her daily shift
[14:28] < Leon_Sernia> "By any chance, do any of you know any non-Common languages?"
[14:28] < Kyann> "So, who is the fine looking lady exactly, and why did I just get a sword through me for her?"
[14:28] < Aramor> "I know Elven/Tarutaru"
[14:28] < Hal_Dyson> I know Okami and Moogle...
[14:28] < Spiteful_GM> * Red_Ninja clings to Leon's arm.
[14:28] * Kyann shakes his head. "None that would be useful." (Read: No :P)
[14:29] < Leon_Sernia> "She's one of the Red ninjas. I found her wounded on the wall, and helped her out. I think she can help us. Besides, I couldn't just leave her like that."
[14:29] < Aramor> "She's at least info..."
[14:29] < Hal_Dyson> How do you know she's a Red Ninja? she got red hair?
[14:29] < Leon_Sernia> "I ask about the language because I can't speak hers."
[14:29] < Kyann> "Heh. I just got here, so I have no idea what the situation is."
[14:29] < Leon_Sernia> "...her clothes were nearby."
[14:29] < Leon_Sernia> "I didn't have time to get them."
[14:30] * Kyann idly admires the naked ninja, even though he's trying to restrain himself.
[14:30] * Aramor taps Kyanns shoulder...
[14:30] < Aramor> "That's not very respectable"
[14:31] < Hal_Dyson> "he just saved her life. He's earned this much."
[14:31] < Kyann> "...Sorry. I can't help it, they're right there!"
[14:31] * Kyann looks away
[14:31] * Spiteful_GM takes off his mask of the Gee-Emm while the characters get "treated" as it were.
[14:31] < Kyann> "I *am* a healthy, straight man after all."
[14:31] * Leon_Sernia looks to the Red ninja. "...You know, through all this, I never got your name. May I ask what it is?"
[14:32] < Aramor> "Saving her life was duty and Honor, you earn nothing but what *SHE* chooses to give."
[14:32] < Spiteful_GM> The Red Ninja has no clue what Leon says, but she smiles at him anyways.
[14:32] < Kyann> "Oh, right. You're a pussy. Got ya."
[14:32] < Leon_Sernia> "...Okay, I really need an interpreter."
[14:32] * Aramor snaps angrily at Kyann.
[14:32] < Spiteful_GM> (So how you all dividing that 13w7 up?)
[14:32] < Hal_Dyson> Duty? Honour? all but faces on a die my good man. and if the die falls on another face? who can blame someone.
[14:33] < Leon_Sernia> "And could you two keep it down? You aren't the only ones injured, you know?"
[14:33] < Leon_Sernia> "Like I said once before: we can hit each other over drinks back at Halmaron."
[14:33] * Aramor stifles himself fo rthe sake of the ward.
[14:34] * Kyann laughs. "We're all alive to see another sunrise, Leon. That alone puts someone in our profession in good spirits if they have half a brain."
[14:34] < Aramor> ((and wishes he could type with this raoring headache))
[14:34] < Leon_Sernia> ((Now, what were the spoils again?))
[14:34] < Spiteful_GM> (A potion and a tonic. >.>)
[14:34] < Hal_Dyson> ((Potion and Tonic I believe))
[14:35] < Kyann> ((Unless there was an axe or some armor, I don't need anything. And there wasn't.))
[14:35] < Leon_Sernia> ((Well, I'll take one or the other. I ended up using 3 tonics and 1 potion.))
[14:35] < Aramor> ((Ill leave those to the party.))
[14:35] < Kyann> ((Looks like they're both Leon's.))
[14:36] < Hal_Dyson> ((Is there a suply store here?))
[14:36] < Leon_Sernia> ((Cool.))
[14:36] < Spiteful_GM> Yes, but you're not buying anything right now. :p Not until I update the session results page. :p
[14:37] < Spiteful_GM> Hal, I'd like you to roll a 1d100.
[14:37] < Leon_Sernia> ((You know, now Leon has an excuse to learn another language. :) ))
[14:37] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[14:37] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 73
[14:37] < Spiteful_GM> Hrm.
[14:37] < Spiteful_GM> Roll a d6.
[14:37] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6
[14:37] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6 ) 4
[14:37] < Spiteful_GM> While in the infirmary you happen upon four dice just sitting there...
[14:38] < Kyann> ((You know, I really should put points in Kyann's native language. But I know it'll never ever ever ever come up unless he has a sidequest.))
[14:38] < Hal_Dyson> Yes!
[14:38] < FloriaMargarette> Or visits the parents of one of the other Mithra females.
[14:38] * FloriaMargarette is now known as SSFSX17[Prepping]
[14:39] < Kyann> (Nah, Kyann comes from an obscure tribe that's all dead, remember?))
[14:39] < Kyann> ((My own little metaphor for the white man taking the indians' land))
[14:39] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> Any level-ups?
[14:39] < Spiteful_GM> Well, shows over folks. Unless you want to find a merchant somewhere.
[14:40] < SSFSX17[Prepping]> Since, you know, Aramor is in the NEXT SESSION

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