GM: Demonic Gerbil
Players: Rasputin (Human Fencer/living punching bag; played by Maxmimum Leader Rob Pool), Zo Dasha (Elf Summoner/bane of Moland's existence; played by Moryssa), Christopher Hasani (Human Red Mage/Love Triangle Point #2; played by Elemental Knight), Mogel (Moogle Red Mage/future blood treansfusion recipient; played by mattwolfewvu)
Peanut Gallery: Gullwhacker, Newbie X, Captain Vittles
Everybody's Favorite Bot: Highwind
[19:57] * Demonic_Gerbil dons the hallowed mask of the Great God Gee-Emm.
[19:57] * Demonic_Gerbil is now known as PTC_GM
[19:57] * Mogel bows down before the all-mighty Gee-Emm.
[19:58] < EK|Christopher> back.
[19:58] < PTC_GM> ARE YOU READY?
[19:58] < Zo> always
[19:58] < Mogel> ready
[19:59] < EK|Christopher> Yep.
[19:59] < Rasputin> SHULDNT THTA B "R U REDY?"
[19:59] < EK|Christopher> Ow.
[19:59] < Rasputin> I'm ready to kill me some ninjas.
[19:59] < EK|Christopher> As am I!
[19:59] < PTC_GM> Your party is performing yes *another* boring patrol of the Long Wall. This has got to be hundredth time you've patrolled it this week.
[20:00] < PTC_GM> *yet
[20:00] < PTC_GM> (This typo does not bode well for the game.)
[20:00] < Mogel> ( secrect ninja info http://www.realultimatepower.net/ )
[20:00] < EK|Christopher> (No, it doesn't.)
[20:00] < PTC_GM> Just as you stop to take a breath, three masked men drop from the Heavens.
[20:00] * Rasputin idly wishes he'd get ambushed again so he'd have something to do.
[20:01] < PTC_GM> One turns into a Green Ninja, one into a Gold Ninja, and one into a Red Ninja.
[20:01] < EK|Christopher> (Never idly wish for anything. Idle wishes will kick your ass if you give them half a chance.)
[20:01] < EK|Christopher> Shit!
[20:01] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja seems to be carrying something shiny in his hand.
[20:01] < Rasputin> "Woah! Ninjas are so cool!"
[20:01] < Mogel> ( damn power rangers! )
[20:01] * Zo blinks.
[20:01] < PTC_GM> AND SO THE BATTLE BEGINS AGAIN.
[20:01] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Mogel:16 Rasputin:16 Cristopher:15 Gold_Ninja:13 Zo_Siren:12 Crystal_Shard:12 Zo:9 Green_Ninja:7 Red_Ninja:6
[20:01] * EK|Christopher draws his twin swords in a nifty spin motion.
[20:01] * Memona has joined #generica
[20:01] * Mogel draws his sword.
[20:02] < Zo> Why am I on there twice?)
[20:02] < EK|Christopher> (You're special.)
[20:02] < PTC_GM> Erm, uh.
[20:02] < PTC_GM> (Because I left a box checked that I shouldn't have.)
[20:02] < PTC_GM> Go Mogel.
[20:02] < Mogel> Ok Mr. Green Ninja with the shard is going down! (Attacking him)
[20:02] < Zo> yay me)
[20:03] < Mogel> d100
[20:03] < PTC_GM> (!roll 1d100)
[20:03] < Mogel> !roll 1d100
[20:03] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[20:03] < Mogel> (thanks it's been a while heh :/)
[20:03] < EK|Christopher> (Damn you, Highwind!)
[20:03] < Mogel> (a swing, and a miss, strike 1!)
[20:03] < Rasputin> (I think Highwind is trying to get us killed again.)
[20:03] < PTC_GM> Mogel's sword-slash ends up catching in some rock before going anywhere near the Ninja.
[20:04] < EK|Christopher> (indeed. If I cast Poison on Highwind, does it get hurt?)
[20:04] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[20:04] < Mogel> (if by hurt, you mean gives you all botches, then yes, it gets hurt ;) )
[20:04] * Rasputin slashes at the Gold Ninja
[20:04] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[20:04] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 16
[20:04] < PTC_GM> Your blade slices into the Ninja.
[20:05] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+11
[20:05] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+11 ) 17
[20:05] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[20:05] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 7
[20:05] < Rasputin> W007!
[20:05] < Zo> nice)
[20:05] < EK|Christopher> (*applauds*)
[20:05] < PTC_GM> You think you hurt it... But before you can be sure, it turns a sickly green color.
[20:05] < PTC_GM> Christopher.
[20:06] < Rasputin> "I like this sword. Now I get poison OTHER people."
[20:06] < Rasputin> +to
[20:06] * EK|Christopher brings his swords to the ready, charging towards the wounded opponent.
[20:06] < EK|Christopher> (Attack, Gold Ninja)
[20:06] < EK|Christopher> !roll 2#d100
[20:06] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#d100(1): 72 ( Total: 72 )
[20:06] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#d100(2): 64 ( Total: 64 )
[20:06] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - Total: 136
[20:06] < PTC_GM> Hit with both.
[20:07] < EK|Christopher> !roll 2#1d10+7
[20:07] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d10+7(1): 8 ( Total: 15 )
[20:07] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d10+7(2): 6 ( Total: 13 )
[20:07] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - Total: 28
[20:07] < PTC_GM> It is cut up some more. Oddly it doesn't bleed.
[20:07] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja somehow smiles through its mask...
[20:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[20:08] < EK|Christopher> (WE HEART YOU, HIGHWIND!)
[20:08] < PTC_GM> But the hunk of metal it chucked at Rasputin goes wide.
[20:08] < PTC_GM> (Uh Zo, I'll give you the better init, so Go. :p)
[20:08] * Rasputin sighs loudly as it narrowly misses.
[20:08] < Zo> thanks. is the red ninja a female like last time?)
[20:08] < PTC_GM> It is impossible to tell at this point.
[20:09] < PTC_GM> These Ninja are kind of asexual while clothed. :p
[20:09] * Zo snaps her whip at the red Ninja. The last one she faced put the men of her team under her spell.
[20:09] < Zo> !roll d100
[20:09] < Highwind> Zo - d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[20:09] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[20:09] < Mogel> (that ninja has a throw style earlily similar to my sword style, we both learned it from Mr. Completely)
[20:10] < EK|Christopher> (lol)
[20:10] < Zo> !roll d8+4
[20:10] < Highwind> Zo - d8+4: 2 ( Total: 6 )
[20:10] < Zo> !roll d100
[20:10] < Highwind> Zo - d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
[20:10] < PTC_GM> It doesn't even notice that you hit it.
[20:11] < PTC_GM> The object in the Ninja's hand shimmers peacefully.
[20:11] < Mogel> (perhaps we should attack the crystal)
[20:11] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja whips out a beehive and starts doing horrible, unspeakable things to it.
[20:11] < Zo> lol, might be a good idea ;))
[20:11] < PTC_GM> While the Red Ninja, now obviously female, begins to strip.
[20:11] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:11] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[20:11] < EK|Christopher> (It's not a good sign when enemies 'whip' someting 'out'.)
[20:12] * Zo frowns at the stripping ninja.
[20:12] < PTC_GM> Rasputin has just Turned Green. Poison (U).
[20:12] < Mogel> (heh heh, didn't say anything about the green ninja being female o.O)
[20:12] * Rasputin sighs
[20:12] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:12] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[20:13] < PTC_GM> But the Red Ninja isn't showing enough skin to affect anyone.
[20:13] * SSFSX17[GalaxyShattering] is now known as SSFSX17[Dinnering]
[20:13] < PTC_GM> End of Round 1. Rasputin takes 5 damage from poison, and the Gold Ninja also takes 5.
[20:13] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Mogel:15 Red_Ninja:14 Rasputin:12 Green_Ninja:11 Cristopher:10 Zo:9 Crystal_Shard:7 Gold_Ninja:6
[20:13] < PTC_GM> Round 2.
[20:14] < PTC_GM> Mogel, go.
[20:14] < Mogel> Let's get that weird shard thing, kupo!
[20:14] < Mogel> !roll 1d100
[20:14] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[20:14] < Mogel> (attack)
[20:14] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[20:14] < Mogel> !roll 1d10+6
[20:14] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d10+6: 4 ( Total: 10 )
[20:14] < PTC_GM> You smack the Ninja's hand. Congrats.
[20:15] < Mogel> (???)
[20:15] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues her strip show.
[20:15] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[20:15] < EK|Christopher> (Mogel, maybe you should just stick to magic. You don't seem to be that good at hurting things physically.)
[20:16] < Rasputin> Hmm.
[20:16] < Rasputin> Dispatch on the Green Ninja
[20:16] < Mogel> (heh, perhaps :/)
[20:17] < PTC_GM> Goes off right before Cristopher on 10.
[20:17] < PTC_GM> Speaking of the Green ninja, he throws a metal shiv at Rasputin.
[20:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[20:17] < EK|Christopher> (No, think about it. You've got a higher MAG than I do. I've got a higher STR than you, and two swords to boot. Do the math.)
[20:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[20:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 8 ( Total: 28 )
[20:17] < Mogel> (I agree with you, don't worry)
[20:17] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes the metal in the hip for 14 damage.
[20:18] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:18] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 31 ( Total: 31 )
[20:18] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja has just Charm (2)'s Christopher.
[20:18] < EK|Christopher> (Shit.)
[20:18] < PTC_GM> Like what you see?
[20:18] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, Dispatch.
[20:18] < EK|Christopher> (I can't see anything. It's ASCII.)
[20:19] < PTC_GM> (.)(.)
[20:19] < Zo> LOL)
[20:19] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+11x1.25
[20:19] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[20:19] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+11x1.25 ) 21.25
[20:19] < Mogel> (.)(.) <.<
[20:20] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja is obviously hurt.
[20:20] < PTC_GM> Christopher, roll 1d4.
[20:20] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d4
[20:20] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d4: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[20:20] < PTC_GM> Roll another 1d4.
[20:21] < PTC_GM> (And then roll a 1d100.)
[20:21] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d4
[20:21] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d4: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[20:21] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:21] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[20:21] < PTC_GM> Zo, welcome to the world of Sleep (6).
[20:22] < EK|Christopher> (Crud. There goes out Summoner.)
[20:22] < EK|Christopher> (*our)
[20:22] < PTC_GM> The object in the Ninja's hand shimmers peacefully.
[20:22] * Zo snores.
[20:22] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja draws a tanto and leaps at Mogel.
[20:22] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[20:22] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 4 ( Total: 30.0 )
[20:23] < PTC_GM> Mogel takes 20 damage from the Dispatch attack.
[20:23] < Mogel> (blargh)
[20:23] < PTC_GM> End of round 2. Rasputin takes 3 damage from poison and the Gold Ninja takes 4.
[20:23] < PTC_GM> Christopher's Charm ticks down to (1) and Zo's Sleep goes to (5).
[20:23] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:14 Mogel:11 Rasputin:10 Cristopher:9 Green_Ninja:8 Red_Ninja:7 Gold_Ninja:6
[20:24] < PTC_GM> Round 3. Things aren't looking pretty for the heroes. I hope the Ninja don't have reinforcements.
[20:24] < PTC_GM> The object in the Ninja's hand violently darknes the environs. (Runic)
[20:24] < Mogel> (oh snap)
[20:24] < Mogel> (there goes fricking Ice)
[20:25] < PTC_GM> (Use it or lose it. You lost it.)
[20:25] < PTC_GM> Mogel, go.
[20:25] < Zo> we're so screwed, lol)
[20:25] < Mogel> attack red ninja
[20:25] < EK|Christopher> (You could always hit me.)
[20:25] < EK|Christopher> (Or not.)
[20:25] < Mogel> !roll 1d100
[20:25] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d100: 10 ( Total: 10 )
[20:25] < PTC_GM> Duh.
[20:25] < PTC_GM> I think you know what that roll means.
[20:25] < Mogel> !roll 1d10+6
[20:25] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d10+6: 3 ( Total: 9 )
[20:26] < PTC_GM> You've merely helped the Red Ninja undress all the quicker.
[20:26] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[20:26] < Mogel> (sigh, sorry all :/)
[20:26] * Rasputin hmms
[20:26] < EK|Christopher> (I'm not sure if I should curse at you or shake your hand.)
[20:27] * Rasputin attacks the Green Ninja
[20:27] < Newbie_X> ((Wait a minute, wasn't that a critical hit?))
[20:27] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[20:27] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 55
[20:27] < Zo> that's what I thought)
[20:27] < PTC_GM> (Yes, and I did damage accordingly.)
[20:27] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[20:27] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+11
[20:27] < Newbie_X> ((Oh. My mistake.))
[20:27] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+11 ) 12
[20:27] < Rasputin> ....
[20:27] < Rasputin> I HATE YOU HIGHWIND!
[20:28] < Mogel> (heh, Highwind wants naked ninjas)
[20:28] < PTC_GM> Well, the Green Ninja has a new place to pull beehives from.
[20:28] < Rasputin> (Suggestion: we should focus on one target & go with it.)
[20:28] < PTC_GM> Cristopher, the Red Ninja wants you to cast sleep on Mogel.
[20:28] < EK|Christopher> (Indeed.)
[20:29] < EK|Christopher> (Is that automatic?)
[20:29] < PTC_GM> (Yes. The Charmed does what the Charmer says.)
[20:29] < Mogel> (at least i'll have sweet dreams :( )
[20:29] < EK|Christopher> (Ah. got it.)
[20:29] * EK|Christopher slowly chants "6Quiesco..." as Mogel becomes drowsy.
[20:29] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 又leep spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[20:29] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:29] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[20:29] < EK|Christopher> (Sorry, man.)
[20:29] < PTC_GM> Mogel, welcome to sleepyland. Sleep (6).
[20:30] < Rasputin> Oh hell.
[20:30] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja returns fire at Rasputin.
[20:30] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:30] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 43 ( Total: 43 )
[20:30] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[20:30] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 2 ( Total: 22 )
[20:30] < Rasputin> Grr.
[20:30] < PTC_GM> Rasputin shrugs the attack off for merely 8 damage.
[20:30] < Rasputin> How much HP do I have left?
[20:30] * Mogel is sleeping. Wonder what he's dreaming about?)
[20:30] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues her strip show.
[20:30] < PTC_GM> (30 HP)
[20:31] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja chooses to bash Rasputin in the head.
[20:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:31] * Rasputin wishes he bought some Tonics after the last game.
[20:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 31 ( Total: 31 )
[20:31] < Rasputin> Shite.
[20:31] < PTC_GM> Christopher, you're Charmed (2) again.
[20:31] < EK|Christopher> (I have Tonics. I just need to be able to use 'em.)
[20:31] < EK|Christopher> (SHIT.)
[20:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[20:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 4 ( Total: 30.0 )
[20:31] < EK|Christopher> (...Are we supposed to die a horrible death?)
[20:31] < Rasputin> ...
[20:31] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin takes another 16 damage.
[20:32] < Rasputin> Shite.
[20:32] < PTC_GM> (These are the *weak* ones...)
[20:32] < Rasputin> Potion time!
[20:32] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"I AM LVL 2"
[20:33] * Mogel has a little dream bubble above his head with the same.
[20:33] < PTC_GM> End of Round 3. Rasputin takes 1 damage from poison, the Gold Ninja takes 4 more. Zo's timer is at (4), and Mogel's is at (5). Chris's charm is at (1) again.
[20:33] < PTC_GM> (You should have woken Zo up, smacked Chris, and then let Chris heal while Zo called.)
[20:33] < EK|Christopher> (Indeed.)
[20:33] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Rasputin:14 Green_Ninja:14 Gold_Ninja:14 Crystal_Shard:11 Cristopher:10 Red_Ninja:6
[20:33] < Rasputin> Argh.
[20:33] < EK|Christopher> (If someone wants to hit me before I get Charmed AGAIN, they're welcome to do so.)
[20:34] * Rasputin uses his only Potion.
[20:34] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is maxed out for HP.
[20:34] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja smugly admires its handiwork.
[20:34] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja waits...
[20:35] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard keeps the environs dark (Runic).
[20:35] < PTC_GM> And the Red Ninja wants Cristopher to cast Sleep on Rasputin.
[20:35] < Rasputin> ...
[20:35] < Mogel> zzzzz
[20:35] * EK|Christopher looks down at the ground, hands all ready beginning their motions. "I'm... sorry."
[20:35] * EK|Christopher slowly chants "6Quiesco..." as Rasputin becomes drowsy.
[20:35] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 又leep spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[20:35] * Zo giggles in her sleep.
[20:35] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:36] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[20:36] * Rasputin tackles Highwind and 4[The following was edited for content]
[20:36] < PTC_GM> Rasputin falls asleep.
[20:36] < EK|Christopher> (Stupid Highwind.)
[20:36] < PTC_GM> Sleep (6).
[20:36] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues her strip show.
[20:36] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:36] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 72 ( Total: 72 )
[20:37] < PTC_GM> But it seems Chris has seen enough skin for one day.
[20:37] < EK|Christopher> (Oh thank goodness.)
[20:37] < Zo> ya Chris!!)
[20:37] < PTC_GM> End of Round 4. Rasputin takes 5 damage from poison, the gold ninja takes 4 more. Zo's timer slips to (3), Mogel's to (4), and Rasputin's to (5). Chris's Charm goes away.
[20:38] < EK|Christopher> (So, I get to take on three Ninji at once with not-max MP.)
[20:38] < EK|Christopher> (Oh boy!)
[20:38] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Red_Ninja:15 Gold_Ninja:13 Cristopher:12 Crystal_Shard:12 Green_Ninja:9
[20:38] < Zo> wake someone up)
[20:38] < EK|Christopher> (I know.)
[20:38] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja's strip show continues unabated.
[20:38] < Mogel> (how can she have any clothes left?)
[20:38] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja throws a shiv at Christopher.
[20:39] < PTC_GM> (Many, many layers of clothing.)
[20:39] < EK|Christopher> (Lots of underwear. That or Chastity Belt)
[20:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[20:39] < PTC_GM> But the shiv impacts the wall.
[20:39] < EK|Christopher> (WE HEARY YOU, HIGHWIND!)
[20:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[20:39] < EK|Christopher> (shiv? I don't want to know, do I?)
[20:39] < PTC_GM> And apparently Christopher can't get any more sexed up.
[20:39] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[20:39] < Mogel> (go highwind!)
[20:39] < EK|Christopher> (YAY!)
[20:40] * EK|Christopher wakes up, realizing he's in the middle of three very happy ninji. He immediately runs towards the sleeping Elf, backhanding him. "Wake up, fool!"
[20:40] < EK|Christopher> (Attack with Unarmed damage.)
[20:40] < PTC_GM> (The Elf is human. :p)
[20:41] < PTC_GM> (Err -human +female)
[20:41] < EK|Christopher> (Um... Oops.)
[20:41] < PTC_GM> (Just roll to hit. >.>)
[20:41] < EK|Christopher> (Ah.)
[20:41] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:41] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 83 ( Total: 83 )
[20:41] < Rasputin> ,,,,
[20:41] < EK|Christopher> (How can I miss someone who's asleep?)
[20:41] < Mogel> (very carefully)
[20:41] < PTC_GM> Sweet mother of pearl, Christopher managed to slap the ground instead of Zo.
[20:41] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[20:42] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers peacefully.
[20:42] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"WE'RE DOOMED"
[20:42] < EK|Christopher> (I'm bringing this one up after the game.)
[20:42] < PTC_GM> And the Green Ninja laughs a hollow laugh.
[20:43] < PTC_GM> End of Round 5. Rasputin takes 5 damage from poison, the Gold Ninja takes 3. Zo's Timer slips to (2), Mogel's to (3), and Rasputin's to (4).
[20:43] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:14 Cristopher:10 Green_Ninja:8 Red_Ninja:7 Gold_Ninja:7
[20:43] < PTC_GM> Round 6. These heroes seem to be sucking against the Ninja equivalent of the benchwarmers.
[20:43] < EK|Christopher> (You shut up. I was busy staring at boobs I didn't want to stare at.)
[20:44] < Zo> lol, rub it in why don't ya?)
[20:44] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers peacefully.
[20:44] < PTC_GM> Christopher, go.
[20:44] * EK|Christopher decides to try that 'hitting a still target' thing again.
[20:44] < EK|Christopher> (Unarmed attack.)
[20:44] < Mogel> ( >.> (.)(.) <.< )
[20:44] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:44] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[20:44] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[20:44] < Rasputin> irony.
[20:44] < PTC_GM> Christ slaps Zo like no man has ever slapped a woman before.
[20:44] < EK|Christopher> (What's Unarmed damage?)
[20:44] < PTC_GM> *Chris
[20:44] < PTC_GM> >.<
[20:45] < EK|Christopher> (LOL!)
[20:45] < PTC_GM> (1/2*STR+d6)
[20:45] < Rasputin> (STR)
[20:45] < Zo> lol)
[20:45] < EK|Christopher> !addquote < PTC_GM> Christ slaps Zo like no man has ever slapped a woman before.
[20:45] < Highwind> Quote has been added.
[20:45] < EK|Christopher> (So, just 1d7 then?)
[20:45] < PTC_GM> (3+1d6)
[20:45] < EK|Christopher> (Thank you.)
[20:45] < PTC_GM> (*200%)
[20:45] < Mogel> (Chris, you'd better watch out for Oprah)
[20:45] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d6+3
[20:46] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d6+3: 2 ( Total: 5 )
[20:46] < EK|Christopher> (I didn't MEAN to knock a tooth out! Honest!)
[20:46] < PTC_GM> That left a mark! (Although it's still only one damage. :p)
[20:46] < EK|Christopher> (perfect.)
[20:46] < PTC_GM> Zo wakes up.
[20:46] < Zo> "OWW!!"
[20:46] < EK|Christopher> Sorry about that, but we've got something more important to worry about right now.
[20:46] * Zo is pissed as she rubs her cheek.
[20:46] < PTC_GM> The Green, Red, and Gold Ninja's all get back to plying their evil trade.
[20:46] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:46] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
[20:46] < EK|Christopher> Mainly, them.
[20:47] * EK|Christopher points at those damned Ninji.
[20:47] < PTC_GM> Zo, welcome to Greenville. Poison (U)
[20:47] < Zo> "Oh, yeah...but did you have to hit so hard?"
[20:47] * Zo coughs
[20:47] < Mogel> (you know, I don't think Ice on the red ninja would help the seduction matters any ;) )
[20:47] < EK|Christopher> I got a little angry at the dirt.
[20:47] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:47] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[20:47] < EK|Christopher> (I'm not going to ask.)
[20:47] < PTC_GM> And Christopher is charmed again.
[20:47] < PTC_GM> Charm (2)
[20:48] < PTC_GM> Finally, the Gold Ninja dispatches the recently awakened Zo.
[20:48] < Zo> oh my...)
[20:48] * EK|Christopher slowly turns again towards the Red Ninja...
[20:48] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[20:48] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 6 ( Total: 32.5 )
[20:48] * Captain_Vittles has joined #Generica
[20:48] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Captain_Vittles
[20:48] < PTC_GM> 23 damage for Zo.
[20:49] < PTC_GM> *sigh*
[20:49] < PTC_GM> End of Round 7.
[20:49] < Zo> "That hurt..cough"
[20:50] < PTC_GM> Zo takes 2 damage from Poison, Rasputin takes 4, and the Gold Ninja takes another 3.
[20:50] * Mogel is dreaming of a land of chocolate.
[20:50] * Rasputin grrs in his sleep
[20:50] < PTC_GM> Rasputin's Sleep ticks to (3), Mogel's to (2) and Chris's charm to (1).
[20:50] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Cristopher:11 Crystal_Shard:11 Red_Ninja:11 Gold_Ninja:11 Zo:9 Green_Ninja:6
[20:50] < EK|Christopher> (Use the Force, Zo... Use the Force!)
[20:51] < EK|Christopher> (If I don't kill you first.)
[20:51] < Rasputin> (Suggestion for next time: mages should use magic.)
[20:51] < EK|Christopher> (Point.)
[20:51] < Zo> lol, then it's which version to use? Call or Summon? Siren has Treatment)
[20:51] < PTC_GM> Chris, the Red Ninja says to sleep yourself so you can dream about her forever.
[20:51] * EK|Christopher laughs at the suggestion. "Not a bad idea at all..."
[20:51] < Mogel> (something that makes us not dead)
[20:51] * EK|Christopher slowly chants "6Quiesco..." as he becomes drowsy.
[20:51] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 又leep spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[20:52] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[20:52] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[20:52] < PTC_GM> Welcome to sleepy-land Chris. Sleep (6).
[20:52] < Zo> "Yes it is! Cough!!"
[20:52] < EK|Christopher> (Hurrah! Now I won't be KILLING EVERYONE ELSE!)
[20:52] < PTC_GM> (afk)
[20:52] < EK|Christopher> (brb, water)
[20:52] * SSFSX17[Dinnering] is now known as SSFSX17
[20:53] < PTC_GM> (back)
[20:53] < Zo> lol, leave the little Summoner all by herself)
[20:53] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard shimmers peacefully.
[20:53] < EK|Christopher> (Back)
[20:53] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja still continues stripping...
[20:53] < Mogel> (Don't kick the moogle! KICK THE MOOGLE!)
[20:53] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja just throws a metal shiv at Zo.
[20:53] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:53] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 61 ( Total: 61 )
[20:53] < EK|Christopher> (How about she Summon Siren or somethign instead?)
[20:53] < Mogel> (yes I know)
[20:53] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[20:53] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 1 ( Total: 21 )
[20:54] < PTC_GM> Zo takes the shiv in the arm for 12 damage.
[20:54] < Zo> will do. my HP's too low to risk anything else)
[20:54] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[20:54] < EK|Christopher> (HURRAH!)
[20:54] * Zo Summons Siren.
[20:54] * Zo is now known as Zo_Siren
[20:55] < PTC_GM> (You do realize you could have killed all of the Ninja in one-shot with a call?)
[20:55] * Mogel somehow manages to stay asleep through all the summoning and stuff
[20:55] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja throws another hunk of metal at Zo.
[20:55] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:56] < Zo_Siren> lol, couldn't risk you getting a critical hit and killing me while I called)
[20:56] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[20:56] < Zo_Siren> oi...)
[20:56] < PTC_GM> Which misses. And the Red ninja's strip show has no effect.
[20:56] < EK|Christopher> (YAY heterosexuality!)
[20:56] < Zo_Siren> double yay!)
[20:57] < PTC_GM> End of round 8. Rasputin's timer ticks to (2), Mogel's to (1), Chris's to (5), and Zo's summon drops to (5). Rasputin takes 4 more damage.
[20:57] < PTC_GM> (Blair, if a PC is afflicted with a status when it Summons, is the Summon afflicted with it as well?)
[20:57] < Mogel> !addquote EK|Christopher: (YAY heterosexuality!)
[20:57] < Highwind> Quote has been added.
[20:57] < Rasputin> What about the White Ninja?
[20:58] < PTC_GM> (Oh yeah, Mr. Gold takes 3 more.)
[20:58] < EK|Christopher> (Shut up... e have enough ninjiness as it is, thank you.)
[20:58] < EK|Christopher> (Oh.
[20:58] < Zo_Siren> Aren't they immune to all Status effects?)
[20:59] < PTC_GM> (Just because you're immune doesn't mean it's cured if you were already hit by it. That's to prevent the Bard's I:status songs from curing statuses.)
[20:59] < Zo_Siren> ah. good to know)
[20:59] < PTC_GM> (*waits for Blair)
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[21:01] < Newbie_X> ((Could we possibly say that the ststus is active, but ineffective, while in the summoned state?))
[21:01]
[21:01] < Newbie_X> ((So when the summoner goes back to normal, the status is still there?))
[21:01] < EK|Christopher> (brb)
[21:01] < PTC_GM> (Summoner summoned while Poisoned. Does the Summon pick up Poison, or is magically cured and delicious?)
[21:02] < Zo_Siren> that'd make sense. I don't think Zo can be healed while Siren's out either.)
[21:02] < Rasputin> ((In FFX it was totally immune.))
[21:02]
[21:02] < Mogel> (( I went and broke out my lucky dice, they served me well last night, hopefully they'll help tonight ))
[21:02]
[21:02]
[21:02]
[21:03] < PTC_GM> Okay, anyways.
[21:03] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Gold_Ninja:13 Zo:12 Red_Ninja:10 Green_Ninja:8 Crystal_Shard:7
[21:03]
[21:03] < PTC_GM> Err...
[21:03] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Zo_Siren:20 Red_Ninja:15 Gold_Ninja:12 Green_Ninja:9 Crystal_Shard:7
[21:03] < PTC_GM> There, go Zo_Siren.
[21:04] * Mogel mumbles, "Go Siren!" in his sleep.
[21:04] < Zo_Siren> if I use Treatment, everyone else can attack, right?)
[21:04] < PTC_GM> They don't have an init this round, but you'd wake them up for the next status phase.
[21:04] < PTC_GM> So they could attack next round.
[21:04] < Zo_Siren> so it'd be pointless then?)
[21:04] < EK|Christopher> (Would it be worth it?)
[21:04] < Zo_Siren> okay)
[21:05] < EK|Christopher> (You could always, you know, kill one.)
[21:05] < PTC_GM> Or you could just use Silent Voice and kill everyting.
[21:05]
[21:05] < EK|Christopher> (Yep.)
[21:05] < PTC_GM> (Oh? I thought it dismissed the Summon. :p)
[21:05]
[21:05] * Zo_Siren uses Treatment
[21:05] < EK|Christopher> (But Siren can still use some kind of Voice attack... Meh.)
[21:06] < PTC_GM> Everyone wakes up!
[21:06] < Rasputin> (killing some of the ninjas would be useful.)
[21:06] * EK|Christopher wakes up from his slumber. "...Wha?"
[21:06] < Zo_Siren> Lunatic Voice. or she can use Sleep)
[21:06] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin turns a less sickly shade of green!
[21:06] < EK|Christopher> (Indeed.)
[21:06] * Mogel dances!
[21:06] * Rasputin ponders
[21:06] < PTC_GM> The now naked Red Ninja attacks Mogel.
[21:06] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:06] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[21:06] < PTC_GM> But misses.
[21:06] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja uses Dispatch on Mogel.
[21:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[21:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 4 ( Total: 30.0 )
[21:07] < Mogel> (note to self, ninjas don't like dancing)
[21:07] < PTC_GM> 20 damage for the Moogle.
[21:07] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja joins the orgy with a metal shiv.
[21:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[21:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[21:07] < PTC_GM> And Mogel is knocked into unconsciouness.
[21:07] < Mogel> blargh!
[21:07] < Mogel> X.X
[21:08] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers peacefully.
[21:08] < Zo_Siren> geesh)
[21:08] < Mogel> ((how much damage did the shiv do?))
[21:08] < PTC_GM> 13
[21:08] < PTC_GM> 2 more than neccesary to KO you.
[21:08] < Mogel> ah yes
[21:09] < Zo_Siren> maybe I should've let you sleep)
[21:09] < PTC_GM> End of Round 9. Rasputin's timer ticks to (1), Mogel is out of it, and Chris's ticks to (4). Zo's summon ticks to (4). The Gold ninja takes 2 damage from poison.
[21:09] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Rasputin:14 Cristopher:14 Gold_Ninja:13 Zo_Siren:12 Red_Ninja:12 Crystal_Shard:7 Green_Ninja:6
[21:09] * Mogel somehow manages to look moogle-cute, even in bleeding near-death
[21:09] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:09] * Rasputin rushes at the Gold Ninja.
[21:10] < Rasputin> (1d100) 91.
[21:10] * Rasputin sobs
[21:10] < PTC_GM> *whiff*
[21:10] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[21:10] < EK|Christopher> (Is the shiny crystal still Runic-ing? Or did that end at the Status Phase?)
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[21:11] < PTC_GM> It's shimmering peacefully, not sucking energy into itself by darkening the environs. You figure it out. ;-)
[21:11] < EK|Christopher> (^_^ How much MP do I have left?)
[21:11] < PTC_GM> 22 by my count.
[21:11] < EK|Christopher> (I lost track somewhere around the hundredth time I put someone to sleep.)
[21:11] < EK|Christopher> (Okay.)
[21:12] * EK|Christopher glares at the now-naked Red Ninja. "There aren't words to describe how much I hate you..."
[21:12] * EK|Christopher slowly chants "6Quiesco..." as Red Ninja becomes drowsy.
[21:12] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 又leep spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[21:12] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[21:12] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 61 ( Total: 61 )
[21:12] * SSFSX17 is now known as SSFSX17[GalaxyShattering]
[21:12] < PTC_GM> And the naked beauty falls asleep.
[21:13] * EK|Christopher smiles. He's very tempted to run over and give her a good kick in the head, but refrains from it.
[21:13] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja throws a shive at Rasputin.
[21:13] < PTC_GM> *shiv
[21:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[21:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[21:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,200%: 5 ( Total: 50.0 )
[21:13] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes one in the crotch for 34 damage.
[21:13] < Rasputin> ....
[21:14] < EK|Christopher> Oooh... That's gonna sting...
[21:14] < Rasputin> (am I KOed yet?)
[21:14] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[21:14] < Mogel> ( critical because of the red ninja? )
[21:14] < PTC_GM> (No, you have 9 HP.)
[21:14] < EK|Christopher> (Zo, go kill someone!)
[21:14] * Zo_Siren uses Lunatic Voice on the Gold Ninja
[21:14] < Zo_Siren> do I need to roll for a hit?)
[21:14] < PTC_GM> (Yes.)
[21:15] < Zo_Siren> !roll d100
[21:15] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d100: 29 ( Total: 29 )
[21:15] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[21:15] < Zo_Siren> !roll d6+22
[21:15] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d6+22: 5 ( Total: 27 )
[21:15] < Zo_Siren> !roll d100
[21:15] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d100: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[21:15] < EK|Christopher> (YAY!)
[21:16] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja vanishes in a shimmering cloud of light, but its tanto flies into Zo_Siren.
[21:16] < Mogel> ('bout time)
[21:16] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[21:16] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 1 ( Total: 26.25 )
[21:16] < PTC_GM> And the Summon takes 20 damage in the final retribution.
[21:16] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja sleeps.
[21:16] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers peacefully.
[21:17]
[21:17] < PTC_GM> And the Green Ninja throws a hunk of metal at Chris.
[21:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 46 ( Total: 46 )
[21:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 4 ( Total: 24 )
[21:17] < PTC_GM> Chris takes it in the hand for 14 damage.
[21:17] * EK|Christopher gapes at the wound in his palm. "...Shit!"
[21:18] < PTC_GM> End of Round 10. Rasputin's timer vanishes, Chris's goes away from the pain. Rasputin takes no damage from poison. Zo's summon ticks to (3).
[21:19] * Mogel bleeds some more.
[21:19] * EK|Christopher begins to bleed.
[21:19] < PTC_GM> Over the party's head a number of shadowy forms leap from the safe side of the Long Wall into hostile territory. It seems these Ninja were just stalling you.
[21:19] * Rasputin coughs up blood on the GM's shoes.
[21:19] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Zo_Siren:16 Red_Ninja:13 Rasputin:12 Cristopher:11 Crystal_Shard:7 Green_Ninja:6
[21:19] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[21:19] < EK|Christopher> (Go kill coething!)
[21:19] < EK|Christopher> (*something)
[21:20] * Zo_Siren uses Lunatic Voice on the Green Ninja
[21:20] < Zo_Siren> isn't the Red Ninja still asleep?)
[21:20] < PTC_GM> (Yeah, I forgot to uncheck its box.)
[21:21] < Zo_Siren> just wanted to make sure I didn't make a booboo :) )
[21:21] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[21:21] * Mogel 's blood forms the words "couldn't charm me anyway"
[21:21] < EK|Christopher> (That's a lot of blood...)
[21:22] < PTC_GM> Your attack goes off on 10, after Chris.
[21:22] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[21:23] < PTC_GM> Rasputin?
[21:23] < Rasputin> I'm here.
[21:23] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[21:24] * Rasputin bleeds some more and attacks the Green Ninja
[21:24] < Rasputin> (1d100) 86.
[21:24] < Rasputin> ....
[21:24] < PTC_GM> *whiff*
[21:24] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[21:24] < EK|Christopher> (Maybe you should have been a Mage.)
[21:24] * EK|Christopher looks around the battlefield. "Who needs healing?"
[21:25] * Zo_Siren points at Mogel.
[21:25] * Rasputin waves his hand.
[21:25] < PTC_GM> (Well, Rasputin is on his last legs. The Moogle is a goner...)
[21:25] < Rasputin> (I have 9 HP)
[21:25] < EK|Christopher> I'm not *that* good...
[21:25] * Mogel is rather hurt.
[21:25] * EK|Christopher soothingly says "3Medicor" as the sparkling lights surround Rasputin
[21:25] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 七ure spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[21:25] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d8+36
[21:25] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d8+36: 3 ( Total: 39 )
[21:26] < EK|Christopher> (Stupid Highwind.)
[21:26] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is up to 48 HP.
[21:27] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard shimmer peacefully.
[21:27] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja assaults Chris with another projectile.
[21:27] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:27] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
[21:27] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:27] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[21:27] < Zo_Siren> ou forgot me)
[21:27] < Zo_Siren> +you)
[21:27] < PTC_GM> (... >.>)
[21:27] < PTC_GM> Go Zo.
[21:27] < EK|Christopher> (Yes. Doesn't Siren get to, I dunno, KILL SOMETHING?!?!)
[21:27] < Zo_Siren> !roll d6+22
[21:28] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d6+22: 6 ( Total: 28 )
[21:28] < PTC_GM> (Confusion?)
[21:28] < Zo_Siren> !roll d100
[21:28] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d100: 79 ( Total: 79 )
[21:28] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja is hit, but standing.
[21:28] < EK|Christopher> (Damn.)
[21:29] < PTC_GM> And now Chris gets hit for 17 damage.
[21:29] < EK|Christopher> (Also damn.)
[21:29] < PTC_GM> Err... 13 damage.
[21:29] < EK|Christopher> (Slightly less damn.)
[21:29] < Zo_Siren> lol)
[21:29] * Captain_Vittles is now known as CV[Distracted]
[21:29] * Mogel 's unconscious body somehow sighs through the pool of blood growing ever larger around his battered body.
[21:29] < EK|Christopher> (I'm suprised Mogel hasn't drowned by now.)
[21:30] < PTC_GM> End of Round 11. Rasputin takes 4 damage from his reawakened Poison. Mogel needs to quit moving, he's making his injury worse.
[21:30] < PTC_GM> Zo's timer ticks to (2).
[21:30] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Rasputin:15 Crystal_Shard:15 Zo_Siren:13 Cristopher:10 Green_Ninja:9
[21:30] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:30] < EK|Christopher> (Can Mogel's injury get any worse? He's lost, like, 250% of his blood.)
[21:30] * Rasputin attacks the Green Ninja again.
[21:31] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[21:31] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[21:31] < Rasputin> irony.
[21:31] < Mogel> ( w00t )
[21:31] < Rasputin> I am so irony's bitch.
[21:31] < EK|Christopher> (YAY being Irony's bitch!)
[21:31] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+11,150%
[21:32] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+11,150%: 2 ( Total: 19.5 )
[21:32] < PTC_GM> (200% Rob, 200%.)
[21:32] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+11,200%
[21:32] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+11,200%: 4 ( Total: 30.0 )
[21:32] < Rasputin> Better. :D
[21:32] < EK|Christopher> (Aye.)
[21:32] < Zo_Siren> yep)
[21:32] < PTC_GM> There's good news and bad news. The good news if that the hollow inside of the Green Ninja's body is now visible. The bad news is that he's still standing.
[21:33] < Rasputin> ....
[21:33] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers peacefully.
[21:33] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[21:34] < EK|Christopher> (go, Zo!)
[21:34] * Zo_Siren uses Lunatic Voice on the Green Ninja
[21:34] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 7.
[21:34] < PTC_GM> Chrissychris, go.
[21:35] < EK|Christopher> (Oh, Sorry.)
[21:35] < EK|Christopher> (If I attakc and kill the Green Ninja somehow, will Lunatic Voice be redirected at that bitch-of-an-enemy the Red Ninja?)
[21:35] < PTC_GM> I suppose.
[21:35] < EK|Christopher> (Sweet.)
[21:36] < PTC_GM> (Or it could be redirected to the Crystal Shard, the dice will tell.)
[21:36] * EK|Christopher removes the blade from his hand, grips both of his swords hard, and charges at the Red Ninja.
[21:37] < EK|Christopher> !roll 2#1d100
[21:37] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d100(1): 85 ( Total: 85 )
[21:37] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d100(2): 66 ( Total: 66 )
[21:37] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - Total: 151
[21:37] < PTC_GM> Whiff, and hit.
[21:37] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d10+7
[21:37] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d10+7: 10 ( Total: 17 )
[21:37] < Mogel> (nice)
[21:37] < PTC_GM> You just woke her seductive little self up.
[21:37] < EK|Christopher> (I know.)
[21:37] < EK|Christopher> (Trust us. WE'vegot a little plan.)
[21:38] < EK|Christopher> (At least, I hope Zo does...)
[21:38] < Rasputin> Yeah right.
[21:38] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"WERE DOOMED"
[21:38] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja whips out one more projectile, hurling it at Zo.
[21:38] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:38] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 78 ( Total: 78 )
[21:38] < PTC_GM> It whistles by the Summon.
[21:38] < PTC_GM> Zo, your attack goes.
[21:38] < Zo_Siren> !roll d6+22
[21:39] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d6+22: 6 ( Total: 28 )
[21:39] < Zo_Siren> !roll d100
[21:39] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[21:39] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja disintegrates into a cloud of very angry insects which sting the Summon to no avail.
[21:39] * Zo_Siren winks
[21:39] < EK|Christopher> (And there's the plan.)
[21:40] < PTC_GM> End of Round 12. Rasputin takes 4 damage from Poison. Zo's timer ticks to (1).
[21:40] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Zo_Siren:16 Cristopher:15 Red_Ninja:14 Crystal_Shard:11 Rasputin:8 Green_Ninja:6
[21:40] < EK|Christopher> (SWEET!)
[21:40] < PTC_GM> (Ooops, forgot to uncheck Mr. Green. :p)
[21:40] < Rasputin> I thought we killed the Green Ninja?
[21:40] < PTC_GM> Go Zo.
[21:41] < Zo_Siren> how much MP does Siren have left?)
[21:41] < PTC_GM> More than enough for another Lunatic-what'sit
[21:41] < PTC_GM> I think.
[21:41] < Zo_Siren> lol)
[21:41] < PTC_GM> I better check to make sure. :p
[21:42] * Zo_Siren uses Lunatic Voice on the Red Ninja slut
[21:42] < EK|Christopher> (No, don't check. Let her kill the Red Ninja nice and easy-like.)
[21:42] < Zo_Siren> oh, :P)
[21:43] < CV[Distracted]> ((Just because a woman enjoys the freedom of nudity does not make her a slut. :p))
[21:43] < PTC_GM> No, no, you can't use it. You're out of MP. I shouldn't have let you do that last one. :p
[21:43] < EK|Christopher> (It does when she's strip-teasing.)
[21:43] < Zo_Siren> lol, yep)
[21:43] < Zo_Siren> okay)
[21:43] * Zo_Siren attacks the Red Ninja nudist slut
[21:43] < Zo_Siren> !roll d100
[21:43] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[21:44] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[21:44] < Zo_Siren> !roll d6+8
[21:44] < Highwind> Zo_Siren - d6+8: 6 ( Total: 14 )
[21:44] < PTC_GM> You hear a faint *plink* sound.
[21:44] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[21:44] < Zo_Siren> lol, I'm not gonna ask)
[21:45] * EK|Christopher continues to glare at the Ninja.
[21:45] < EK|Christopher> You wantt to feel some of the pain I've been through because of you?
[21:45] * EK|Christopher smiles.
[21:45] < EK|Christopher> I hope so.
[21:45] * EK|Christopher yells "3Inficio infeci infectum!" as the sickly-green energy envelops the Red Ninja.
[21:45] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 匕oison spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[21:45] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[21:45] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 88 ( Total: 88 )
[21:46] < EK|Christopher> (please tel me that hit.)
[21:46] < PTC_GM> No.
[21:46] < EK|Christopher> (...SHIT!!!)
[21:46] < PTC_GM> * Red_Ninja smiles at Chris.
[21:46] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:46] < Zo_Siren> that sucks)
[21:46] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 26 ( Total: 26 )
[21:46] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:46] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[21:46] * EK|Christopher gapes. "...aw-"
[21:46] < PTC_GM> And Chris finds a hunk of metal lodged in his chest.
[21:47] < PTC_GM> 17 damage.
[21:47] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard reacts violently to the recent proceedings, buffeting the summon with invisible waves.
[21:47] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:47] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[21:47] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[21:47] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[21:47] < PTC_GM> Siren takes 25 damage.
[21:47] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:48] < Zo_Siren> my word, I thought I was dead for a sec)
[21:48] * Rasputin hmms
[21:48] < EK|Christopher> (brb, bathroom.)
[21:48] * Rasputin dispatches the Crystal.
[21:48] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+11,125%
[21:48] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+11,125%: 4 ( Total: 18.75 )
[21:48] < PTC_GM> The crystal cracks, but is still intact.
[21:49] < PTC_GM> End of round 13. Rasputin takes 4 more damage from poison. And Zo transforms from a mostly naked Goddess to her normal self.
[21:49] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:16 Red_Ninja:15 Rasputin:13 Cristopher:12 Zo:11
[21:50] < EK|Christopher> (Aw, hell.)
[21:50] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard sends invisible waves at Rasputin.
[21:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 59 ( Total: 59 )
[21:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[21:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 5 ( Total: 35 )
[21:50] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is nearly knocked off his feet to the tune of 21 damage.
[21:50] < Rasputin> o_O
[21:51] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja starts doing naughty, naughty things to herself.
[21:51] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:51] < Rasputin> How much HP do I have left?
[21:51] < PTC_GM> 19 by my count.
[21:51] * Zo_Siren covers her eyes at the ninja's exploits. Nasty.
[21:51] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[21:51] < Mogel> (just hit it jeez)
[21:51] < Mogel> (must resist urge to say "I'd it hit" ;) )
[21:51] * Rasputin attacks the crystal again.
[21:52] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[21:52] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[21:52] < Rasputin> ....
[21:52] < Zo_Siren> poor Raspy)
[21:52] < EK|Christopher> (* EK|Christopher nods, hip-deep in Mogel's blood and getting deeper by the minute.)
[21:52] < PTC_GM> Rasputin misses the stationary crystal, instead he chooses to attack the ground near the crystal.
[21:52] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[21:53] * EK|Christopher looks down at his chest, then at the Red Ninja, then back at his chest.
[21:53] < PTC_GM> (Oh wait...)
[21:53] < PTC_GM> (The Red Ninja's action goes off before you move.)
[21:53] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:53] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
[21:53] * EK|Christopher he begins to scream - first softly, then to an ear-piercing volume, as he charges towards the Ninja with both swords atwirl.
[21:53] < EK|Christopher> (..)
[21:53] < PTC_GM> And Chris is inflicted with Charm (2) again.
[21:53] < EK|Christopher> (...)
[21:53] * EK|Christopher faceplants.
[21:54] < PTC_GM> Chris, the seductress says to attack the Crystal Shard.
[21:54] < Mogel> (???)
[21:54] * EK|Christopher becomes horribly confused, but does what she says...
[21:54] < EK|Christopher> !roll 2#1d100
[21:54] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d100(1): 52 ( Total: 52 )
[21:54] < Newbie_X> ((If it does what I think it's going to do...))
[21:54] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 2#1d100(2): 98 ( Total: 98 )
[21:54] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - Total: 150
[21:55] < PTC_GM> Hit with the first.
[21:55] < CV[Distracted]> ((Hee hee hee - I know what the Gerbil is up to))
[21:55] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d10+7
[21:55] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d10+7: 1 ( Total: 8 )
[21:55] < Newbie_X> ((So do I. I've seen it in action.))
[21:55] < PTC_GM> You suck.
[21:55] < EK|Christopher> (If that Crystal has Minus Strike...)
[21:55] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[21:56] < Newbie_X> ((Well, Rob, your sucky luck has now saved your life. :) ))
[21:56] < Zo_Siren> how much HP does everyone have?)
[21:56] * Zo_Siren is now known as Zo
[21:56] < PTC_GM> (You have 13, Chris has 12, and Rasputin has 19)
[21:56] < EK|Christopher> (We're screwed, aren't we?)
[21:56] < Zo> am I in SOS status?)
[21:56] < PTC_GM> (Good question. SOS is 1/4, right?)
[21:57] < Newbie_X> ((Wiat a minute. I really messed that up Never mind. >.<))
[21:57] < Mogel> ( i have -2 )
[21:57] < Zo> yeah)
[21:57] < Newbie_X> ((...))
[21:57] < CV[Distracted]> ((1/4, yes))
[21:57] < EK|Christopher> (Mogel's in FUBAR.)
[21:57] * Memona has quit IRC (Quit: )
[21:57] < PTC_GM> (If you had one less HP you'd be in SOS.)
[21:57] < Zo> that sucks)
[21:57] * Zo uses a Tonic on herself
[21:58] < PTC_GM> End of Round 14. Rasputin takes 1 damage from poison.
[21:58] < EK|Christopher> (Heh.)
[21:58] < Zo> Zo's supposed to take damage too ;) )
[21:58] < EK|Christopher> (NOW You're SOS.)
[21:58] < PTC_GM> Oh, nice point.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> Two damage for Zo, now you're well above SOS.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> Err... 3 damage.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> God bless Tonics.
[21:59] < Zo> the prices we pay to know we'll survive the round)
[21:59] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Rasputin:17 Crystal_Shard:16 Red_Ninja:15 Zo:8 Cristopher:8
[21:59] < EK|Christopher> (Somebody kick me.)
[21:59] < Zo> Mogel, you're next)
[21:59] < EK|Christopher> (Or Kill That Bitch. Either works.)
[21:59] < Rasputin> Dispatch on the Red Ninja.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[22:00] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 15 before the Ninja.
[22:00] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard sends invisible waves at Zo.
[22:00] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:00] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[22:00] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[22:00] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 2 ( Total: 32 )
[22:00] < EK|Christopher> (Oh boy...)
[22:00] < Rasputin> Oh my.
[22:00] < CV[Distracted]> ((She'll live))
[22:00] < Zo> lol, good thing I healed)
[22:00] < PTC_GM> Now, you're in SOS.
[22:01] < PTC_GM> Hello Shell and Protect.
[22:01] < Zo> yay?)
[22:01] < PTC_GM> Rasputin go.
[22:01] < Zo> it lasts 3 rounds after I'm out of SOS, right?)
[22:01] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+11,125%
[22:01] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+11,125%: 4 ( Total: 18.75 )
[22:01] < PTC_GM> That's what it says.
[22:01] < Zo> k)
[22:01] < PTC_GM> The Ninja takes more damage but is still A-ok.
[22:02] < EK|Christopher> (Damn it.)
[22:02] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues to do naughty, naughty things.
[22:02] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:02] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
[22:02] < PTC_GM> But to no avail.
[22:02] < PTC_GM> Zo, go.
[22:02] * Zo drinks a Potion
[22:03] < PTC_GM> You're healed up HP-wise.
[22:03] < PTC_GM> Chris, the Red Ninja who still holds you in her thrall says to cast Sleep on Zo.
[22:03] < Zo> good)
[22:03] < EK|Christopher> (Please tell me I'm out of MP...)
[22:03] < Zo> not good)
[22:03] < PTC_GM> No.
[22:03] * EK|Christopher slowly chants "6Quiesco..." as Zo becomes drowsy.
[22:03] < EK|Christopher> (That's the 又leep spell for those who don't speak Latin.)
[22:03] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d100
[22:03] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[22:03] < PTC_GM> Zo, welcome to sleep ville.
[22:04] * Zo falls happily back to sleep
[22:04] < PTC_GM> Sleep (6) on our little summoner.
[22:04] < PTC_GM> End of Round, god I lost track.
[22:04] < Mogel> Round #2 (damn many)
[22:04] < Zo> wake Zo up. you won't hurt her much)
[22:05] < EK|Christopher> (indeed...)
[22:05] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes 1 more damage. Zo takes 5 from poison. Zo's sleep goes to (5). And you people suck.
[22:05] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:16 Red_Ninja:12 Rasputin:11 Cristopher:11
[22:06] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard sends invisible waves at Rasputin.
[22:06] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[22:06] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 5 ( Total: 35 )
[22:06] < PTC_GM> Errr...
[22:06] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:06] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[22:06] < PTC_GM> Now.
[22:06] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[22:06] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[22:06] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes exactly 17 damage and is KOed.
[22:06] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"Goodbye, cruel world."
[22:07] < EK|Christopher> (Shit...)
[22:07] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja keeps on doing her thang.
[22:07] < PTC_GM> Chris, go.
[22:07] < EK|Christopher> (Wait... Am I un-Charmed now?)
[22:07] < CV[Distracted]> ((Kill the Red Ninja!))
[22:07] < EK|Christopher> (I know!)
[22:07] < PTC_GM> (Yes you are.)
[22:07] < EK|Christopher> (YAY!)
[22:08] < Rasputin> (use a goddamn spell, you idiot.)
[22:08] * EK|Christopher smirks. "Magic's no good, swords don't work, and the Summoner's gone. Only one solution... Merchandise."
[22:08] < CV[Distracted]> ((Rasputin is an angry corpse))
[22:08] < Zo> lol, wouldn't you be?)
[22:08] < Rasputin> ((I AM FULL OF HATE))
[22:08] * EK|Christopher throws a Arctic Wind at the Red Ninja with all the force he can muster.
[22:09] < PTC_GM> Damage?
[22:09] < Newbie_X> ((Well, after being poisoned, stabbed, and possibly drowned, wouldn't you be ? :) ))
[22:09] < EK|Christopher> (Sweet, auto-hit.)
[22:09] * Mogel gurggles
[22:09] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d8+36
[22:09] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d8+36: 8 ( Total: 44 )
[22:09] < EK|Christopher> (YAY HIGHWIND!)
[22:09] < Rasputin> ((This is the 2nd straight session I've been poisoned in.))
[22:09] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja disintegrates, but not before one last "gasp" as it were.
[22:09] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:09] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 82 ( Total: 82 )
[22:09] < EK|Christopher> (Antidotes are popular this year.)
[22:09] < PTC_GM> But to no avail.
[22:10] < PTC_GM> End of Round 15. Zo takes 4 damage.
[22:10] * EK|Christopher looks about the battlefield, panting. "Now... I know what Hell is..."
[22:10] < PTC_GM> And her super-statuses tick to (2).
[22:10] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:11 Rasputin:10 Cristopher:10
[22:10] < EK|Christopher> (?)
[22:10] < PTC_GM> Err...
[22:10] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Shard:11 Cristopher:10
[22:10] < EK|Christopher> (Damn it.)
[22:10] < PTC_GM> The Shard sends invisible waves at Zo.
[22:11] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:11] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 79 ( Total: 79 )
[22:11] < PTC_GM> And misses, narrowly avoiding waking the slumbering summoner.
[22:11] < PTC_GM> Chris.
[22:11] < Zo> crap)
[22:11] < EK|Christopher> (Aye...)
[22:12] < EK|Christopher> (One second... I'm thinking...)
[22:12] * EK|Christopher calmly puts his hands in his pocket, and saunters over the the crystal shard. "You know what's funny, little shiny? I've got a friend that looks just like you... but a little redder."
[22:13] * EK|Christopher nonchalantly tosses a Bomb Core at the little shard.
[22:13] < EK|Christopher> !roll 1d8+32
[22:13] < Highwind> EK|Christopher - 1d8+32: 3 ( Total: 35 )
[22:13] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard explodes in a howling fury of energy and pain.
[22:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[22:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30,400%
[22:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30,400%: 1 ( Total: 124.0 )
[22:14] < PTC_GM> Christopher joins the land of the dead.
[22:14] < Mogel> SPLAT!
[22:14] < Zo> WHAT!?!)
[22:14] * EK|Christopher faints with a smile on his face...
[22:14] < EK|Christopher> (...Is 400% right?)
[22:14] < PTC_GM> After the battle, Zo wakes up to blood soaked battlements lined with the corpses of her allies.
[22:14] < Zo> isn't that...overkill?)
[22:14] * Gullwhacker . o O (Goblin Punch.)
[22:14] < PTC_GM> (Yes, yes it is. Goblin punch.)
[22:14] < Newbie_X> ((Goblin Punch.))
[22:14] < EK|Christopher> (Geezus...)
[22:15] < PTC_GM> (It was meant for the Summoner.)
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (I'm sure it was.)
[22:15] < Mogel> (harsh)
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (But I'm technically dead.
[22:15] < Zo> very)
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (Literally, truly, dead.)
[22:15] * Gullwhacker . o O (We will be putting Elisha's home address location on sale shortly. >:))
[22:15] < Zo> and I only have 1 Phoenix Down)
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (I have a bomb Core I'd like you to meet.)
[22:15] < PTC_GM> I assume Zo drags you all back to somewhere where there is medical facilities.
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (I'd hope so.)
[22:15] * Zo Zo indeed does
[22:15] < EK|Christopher> (Do we still get EXP for this, even if we're dead?)
[22:16] < PTC_GM> You all suck.
[22:16] < EK|Christopher> (Hey!)
[22:16] < EK|Christopher> (I killed two enemies!)
[22:16] < PTC_GM> The monsters give up 274 XP and 139 gil per person.
[22:17] < Rasputin> Any loot?
[22:17] < PTC_GM> Since you somehow managed to avoid using your abilities I give out another 200 XP per person.
[22:17] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, for being the sole voice of reason gets another 50 XP.
[22:17] < PTC_GM> And Chris gets 75 XP for me abusing him so much.
[22:18] < PTC_GM> Mogel, since you bled so much you get 50 XP as well.
[22:18] < EK|Christopher> (I damn well better. And that's STILL not enough to level up.)
[22:18] < Rasputin> I'd be happier if we didn't get the crap beat out of us.
[22:18] < PTC_GM> !roll 4d100
[22:18] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 4d100: 54, 90, 65, 94 ( Total: 303 )
[22:18] < Mogel> seconded
[22:18] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"MAGES SHOULD USE MAGIC!"
[22:18] < EK|Christopher> (If we don't get four Ultima Weapons out of this I'm gonna be pissed.)
[22:18] < PTC_GM> I don't like that roll.
[22:19] * Rasputin waves the sign violently at the magic users.
[22:19] < EK|Christopher> (Shut up. I used magic AND IT MISSED with a RED CAP ON.)
[22:19] < PTC_GM> They drop something better for everyone: 2 twilight steels, an ether, and a potion.
[22:19] < EK|Christopher> (Can I get the swords?)
[22:19] < PTC_GM> Divvy it how you like.
[22:19] < Zo> I need the Ether)
[22:19] < EK|Christopher> (Indeed. Life would have been easier had I had LESS MP.)
[22:20] < Rasputin> I'll take the potion since I used my last one.
[22:20] < Mogel> I need a blood transfusion :/
[22:20] < EK|Christopher> (Since no one wants the swords, I'll take 'em both... Going once.)
[22:20] < EK|Christopher> (Going twice...
[22:20] < Mogel> i would like one
[22:20] < EK|Christopher> (Damn.)
[22:20] < EK|Christopher> (Fair enough.)
[22:20] < EK|Christopher> (I'll just take one, then.)
[22:21] < Mogel> (sounds good to me)
[22:21] < Mogel> (if no one else objects or anything)
[22:21] < EK|Christopher> (I need to save up for a Longsword anyhow.)
[22:21] < PTC_GM> No poachers in the party?
[22:21] < Mogel> I'll poach
[22:21] < EK|Christopher> (This'll be interesting.)
[22:21] < PTC_GM> Poach the invisible corpses or the crystal? :p
[22:21] < Mogel> heh both
[22:21] < EK|Christopher> (If you find another Twilight, I get dibs.)
[22:21] < PTC_GM> You only get to poach one, dead man.
[22:21] < EK|Christopher> lol
[22:22] < Mogel> Uh...I guess one of the invisible corpses, if that's possible
[22:22] < PTC_GM> Sure. Roll for it.
[22:22] < Mogel> !roll 1d100
[22:22] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d100: 28 ( Total: 28 )
[22:22] < EK|Christopher> (Not bad...)
[22:22] < PTC_GM> Roll another 1d100
[22:22] < EK|Christopher> (YAY!)
[22:22] < Mogel> !roll 1d100
[22:22] < Highwind> Mogel - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[22:23] < PTC_GM> Another Twilight Steel.
[22:23] < Mogel> nice
[22:23] < Mogel> You can have Christopher
[22:23] < EK|Christopher> (YAY!)
[22:23] < EK|Christopher> (MAtching set!)
[22:23] * Mogel hands the sword over.
[22:24] < EK|Christopher> (i'll name them Jack and Jill, and love them and squeeze them and hug them forever!)
[22:24] < PTC_GM> There it's over.
[22:24] < Zo> lol
[22:24] < EK|Christopher> Halleluja.