Playtest Campaign, Cassin Keep: Ninja Assault 1

Cassin Keep: Ninja Assault 1

GM: Demonic Gerbil
PC's: Akihito Fairchild (Human Summoner/token innocent; played by Adam), Hyperion (Taru Taru Time Mage/annoyed bomber; played by Leebot),Zowar Matin (Ronso White Mage/Love Triangle point #3; played by Gullwhacker), Moland (Moogle Fighter/drunkard with a gun; played by randomsyllable)
Your Friendly Bot: Highwind
That annoying archive guy: Newbie X
Peanut Gallery: Captain Vittles

[14:12] < randomsyllable> Aight mr. shopkeeper.
[14:13] < Demonic_Gerbil> < Shopkeeper_At_The_Keep> Hello, what can I do for you?
[14:13] < randomsyllable> Hi. I'm looking to sell this suit of leather armour, my gun (quicksilver), and a tonic or two to clear inventory.
[14:15] < Demonic_Gerbil> I'll give you 162 gil for the lot if it includes two tonics.
[14:15] < randomsyllable> Are you joking?
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[14:16] < Demonic_Gerbil> You're in the middle of a battlefield where Ninja's have been rampaging around all day trying to sell things. Do I look like the one who's joking?
[14:16] < randomsyllable> You want to keep the troops alvie, right? I'm offering you gear to do just that.
[14:18] < randomsyllable> How about I throw in a Twilight Blade and you make it 330 for the lot?
[14:18] < randomsyllable> *332
[14:18] < Demonic_Gerbil> 315
[14:19] < Demonic_Gerbil> (make a skill roll here. :D)
[14:19] < randomsyllable> !roll 1d100
[14:19] < Highwind> randomsyllable - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[14:19] < Demonic_Gerbil> You're a crafty one. 320 and not a gil higher.
[14:19] < randomsyllable> done!
[14:19] < randomsyllable> ...and how about one last tonic for 12 more?
[14:20] < Demonic_Gerbil> Done.
[14:20] < randomsyllable> (Whee))
[14:20] < randomsyllable> Now...do you have any Peacemakers in stock?
[14:20] < Demonic_Gerbil> We have one, but it's being held for another customer. A Mr. Camala I believe.
[14:21] < randomsyllable> Now look, you're complaining about ninjas. I was out last night *killing* ninjas. I'm killing more in the future. Won't you interests be served by my killing them faster?
[14:22] < Demonic_Gerbil> Mr. Camala has managed to save Long Wall from falling into enemy hands and last night he saved me from a trio of ninjas. I don't remember seeing you around the keep.
[14:24] < Demonic_Gerbil> (Want to intimidate the shop keeper? ;-)
[14:25] < randomsyllable> (I hate your char for no good reason now. Sure ;p)
[14:25] < randomsyllable> That's because I haven't *been* around the keep. I've been busy shooting things.
[14:25] < randomsyllable> !roll 1d100
[14:25] < Highwind> randomsyllable - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[14:26] < randomsyllable> (FUCKFUCKFUCK)
[14:26] < Demonic_Gerbil> Right, if you weren't defending the keep I don't see why I should consider taking a weapon from a hard working soldier like Mr. Camala and give it to a wet behind the ears Moogle.
[14:27] < randomsyllable> (No other merchants, huh?)
[14:27] < Demonic_Gerbil> But I could be persuaded... 1200 gil would make me forget all about Mr. Camala.
[14:27] * Gull[Breakfast] is now known as Gullwhacker
[14:27] < Demonic_Gerbil> (No. ;-)
[14:28] < Demonic_Gerbil> (And if there were, Merchants tend to stick together so you'd be just as screwed. Har! Har! Har!)
[14:28] < randomsyllable> (OOC Question: didn't your char have a peacemaker already? ;p)
[14:28] < Demonic_Gerbil> (Yes, but he hasn't gotten to use it yet, so it's still in the store.)
[14:29] < randomsyllable> (Ah-k
[14:29] < randomsyllable> )
[14:30] < randomsyllable> (afk sec)
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[14:31] < Leebot> ((Is there a spot open for the game today?))
[14:31] < Klaus> I was about to ask the same thing
[14:31] < Demonic_Gerbil> Yes.
[14:31] < Leebot> ((Sign me up, then))
[14:31] * Leebot is now known as PT
[14:31] * PT is now known as Leebot
[14:31] < Demonic_Gerbil> Lee... You're character is... Hyperion right?
[14:32] < Leebot> right, I'm just tryin to change my nick
[14:32] < Klaus> Is there another spot / do you think I could create a character in half an hour?
[14:32] * Leebot is now known as PTHyperion
[14:32] < PTHyperion> (("Hyperion" is registered))
[14:32] < Demonic_Gerbil> Sadly we're not accepting new characters for the PTC at this time.
[14:32] < Demonic_Gerbil> Otherwise I'd let you in.
[14:33] < randomsyllable> (back)
[14:34] < PTHyperion> You can still participate in other platests, though
[14:34] < Demonic_Gerbil> (So Random, how are you going to get this guy to sell the gun to you now that you've fucked up your dieroll? :p)
[14:34] < Klaus> Alright
[14:34] < Klaus> Well, you'd have nothing against me staying in the channel and watching, right?
[14:34] < Demonic_Gerbil> No, that's cool.
[14:34] < randomsyllable> "I think that's a bit rediculous. I have money to buy a Peacemaker with. However, I can offer you a few fire rounds for that peacemaker on the table. A potion too, it seems."
[14:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> Although today is just going to be a big fight scene.
[14:35] < Klaus> Who's this Debutante Ronnie? He an ongoing villain?
[14:35] < randomsyllable> Ronnie lives!
[14:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> "I'll let you have it for 1000 gil and two rounds of Fire Ammo."
[14:36] < randomsyllable> "I can live with that. My condolences to Mr. Camala."
[14:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> The Merchant smirks as he collects his gil and his new items, "Mr. Who?"
[14:37] < randomsyllable> ((Hrm. I wonder if merchants are killable. "I swear! The ninja did him in! And took all his inventory too!"))
[14:37] < Demonic_Gerbil> Debutante Ronnie is a villain the party managed to avoid fighting last night, so his Ninja Army is still on the loose. :D
[14:37] < Demonic_Gerbil> ((That's when the great god Gee-Emm sends Re-elected Ronnie into the shop just to kill you. :p))
[14:38] < PTHyperion> ((Theoretically you could kill merchants. The problem is they probably have pretty influential friends. You'll get that "Bounty" Dis-ad most likely.))
[14:38] < randomsyllable> ((heh - that's not good roleplaying. Psychos have feelings too. ;p))
[14:38] < randomsyllable> Anyhow, I'm now ready to go.
[14:38] < Demonic_Gerbil> Hey, you're telling that to the man who's playing a sociopath in the PTC. :p
[14:41] < randomsyllable> Nuts to your sociopath - I'm an alcholic moogle gunfighter ;p
[14:41] < randomsyllable> ...and we can have a shootout ;p
[14:41] < Klaus> With the FFRPG's involved monster creation system, how does a GM deal with crazy players who attack town guards and other things the GM didn't expect to have involved in a fight?
[14:41] < Klaus> Is it easier than it looks to make stats on the fly?
[14:42] < Demonic_Gerbil> That's when the GM uses a stock "Town Guard" monster which is 20 levels higher than the PCs. ;-)
[14:42] < Klaus> Good idea
[14:43] < PTHyperion> Or the rest of the town guards come to his aid and the PC auto-loses
[14:43] < randomsyllable> roleplaying, fudgin, skill?
[14:43] < randomsyllable> Here's a secret: whenever I GM P&P, the NPCs and monsters never have stats.
[14:45] < Klaus> You going to be in the playtest random? What's your character like?
[14:46] < randomsyllable>
[15:39] < randomsyllable> Nuts to your sociopath - I'm an alcholic moogle gunfighter ;p
[14:46] < Klaus> Oh, right
[14:46] < randomsyllable> I'm a moogle fighter using guns.
[14:46] < randomsyllable> I like MIghty Strike. It is the fun.
[14:47] < Klaus> What about everyone else? I'd like to hear about the party.
[14:48] < PTHyperion> I'm a quirky, twitchy, Tarutaru Time mage who is plagued by the mysterious disappearances of his money.
[14:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> ...
[14:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> You should buy some potions or something. >.>
[14:49] < randomsyllable> Me?
[14:49] < Demonic_Gerbil> No, the mage.
[14:49] < randomsyllable> Ah - k
[14:50] < PTHyperion> Alright, how much for a Tonic?
[14:50] < randomsyllable> ...you have no MP-restorative items? eeewww.
[14:50] < Demonic_Gerbil> Tonics are 25 gil, Tincture 75.
[14:51] < PTHyperion> On second thought, I should probably get a Tincture, so I'll purchase one.
[14:52] * PTHyperion hands over 75 gil in exchange for a Tincture
[14:53] < Demonic_Gerbil> Good. You'll need it. ;-)
[14:53] * Gullwhacker is now known as Setor
[14:53] * PTHyperion thanks random for the reminder
[14:54] < Setor> Hmm.
[14:54] * randomsyllable is now known as Moland
[14:54] * AdamH honestly thinks it's ridiculous that Tinctures cost three times as much as a Tonic
[14:55] < Moland> WM with tincture vs tonic.
[14:55] < Demonic_Gerbil> You can cast Cure 3 times with one tonic.
[14:55] < Demonic_Gerbil> -tonic +tincture
[14:55] < Demonic_Gerbil> And a cure is better than a tonic.
[14:55] < Setor> I guess Zowar will be in.
[14:56] < Demonic_Gerbil> Good.
[14:59] < Moland> Yey
[14:59] * N_X[Zzzzz] is now known as N_X[ColdWarrior]
[15:00] * Demonic_Gerbil slips on the hallowed mask of the Great God Gee-Emm.
[15:00] < PTHyperion> Healing = Good
[15:00] * Demonic_Gerbil is now known as PTC_GM
[15:00] < PTC_GM> 2 more minutes and we'll start. :D
[15:00] * Setor is now known as Setor_and_Zowar
[15:01] < PTC_GM> (And suddenly I get the feeling there will be much "wrong window" typing from Gull.)
[15:02] < Setor_and_Zowar> If my grammar mysteriously deteriorates, it's probably a comment from Setor.
[15:02] < N_X[ColdWarrior]> ((So, who ended up in this session, anyhow?))
[15:02] < N_X[ColdWarrior]> ((Just to help with the logs. :) ))
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[15:03] < PTC_GM> (Moland, Hyperion, Akihito, and Zowar.)
[15:03] < Captain_Vittles> ((I'm just observing))
[15:03] < N_X[ColdWarrior]> (('k. Thanks.))
[15:04] * PTHyperion is ready to go
[15:05] * PTC_GM adjusts his mask.
[15:05] < PTC_GM> Adam, you ready?
[15:06] < AdamH> Aye.
[15:06] * AdamH is now known as Akihito
[15:06] < PTC_GM> Your party is performing yet another patrol of the Long Wall. After the recent Ninja onslaught things have calmed down a bit, but there is still a nightly raid somewhere. Usually the raid occurs around this time of night too... (talk amongst your selves for a bit :D)
[15:07] * Akihito was just... sitting down with his back braced by a wall, quietly looking out into the fields beyond
[15:07] < PTHyperion> ((I'll even give you a topic: The Civil War was neither civil nor a war))
[15:08] * Setor_and_Zowar looks out over Cassin Keep. "As impressive as always. A well-defended fortress. Why, I remember when there was a dragon assault on a fortress similar to this one; the design of the walls..."
[15:09] * Setor_and_Zowar continues to ramble on about some siege or other.
[15:09] < Akihito> "You must be well travelled..."
[15:09] < PTC_GM> Out of nowhere, a trio of masked men carrying a burly man with a blue "B" tattoed onto his forehead leap onto the ramparts.
[15:09] * PTHyperion starts to talk about when he was a dragon attacking a keep
[15:09] < PTC_GM> One of the masked men turns into a green ninja, another into a gold ninja, and the third into a red ninja. They set the burly man down and prepare to attack... The burly man appears to be carrying something in his hand...
[15:09] < PTC_GM> AND THE BATTLE BEGINS
[15:09] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:19 Akihito:16 Hyperion:16 Gold_Ninja:15 Crystal_Shard:14 Green_Ninja:13 Red_Ninja:11 Attendant:11 Zowar:10
[15:10] < Setor_and_Zowar> !roll 1d100
[15:10] < Highwind> Setor_and_Zowar - 1d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
[15:10] * PTHyperion draws his almighty "Wand of Wussiness"
[15:10] * Setor_and_Zowar . o O (Looks like I won't be rambling on about Ninja. Yet.)
[15:10] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[15:10] < Setor_and_Zowar> Hmm. I'll continue my tale later. *leans on his staff, watching the foes carefully*
[15:11] < Akihito> "I would appreciate that." *Aki nocked an arrow and pulled back the string*
[15:12] < PTC_GM> While we wait for the Moogle to decide whether to mighty strike or not, Aki, go.
[15:12] * Moland looks up. "an iterruption."
[15:12] < PTC_GM> (About time.)
[15:12] < Moland> ((I said afk - didn't I?))
[15:13] < Moland> MS on Le Gold Ninjor
[15:13] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[15:13] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 38 ( Total: 38 )
[15:13] < PTC_GM> ((For some reason I saw Zowar go afk instead >.>))
[15:13] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[15:13] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33,200%
[15:13] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33,200%: 3 ( Total: 72.0 )
[15:13] < Moland> (rawr)
[15:14] < Setor_and_Zowar> Hmm. Impressive.
[15:14] < PTC_GM> The gold ninja has a very large hole in him now.
[15:14] < PTC_GM> Akihito, go.
[15:14] < Setor_and_Zowar> I haven't seen that style of weapon use in years...
[15:14] * Akihito has memories of the last battle involving a red Ninja... and takes aim with a Medusa Arrow before releasing
[15:14] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[15:14] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
[15:15] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[15:15] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[15:15] < PTC_GM> Hit, no stone.
[15:15] < Moland> (nt)
[15:15] < Akihito> !roll 1d10+24
[15:15] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d10+24: 10 ( Total: 34 )
[15:15] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[15:15] * PTHyperion shoots off a Bomb at the Gold Ninja 1"Space compress, space explode"
[15:15] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[15:15] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
[15:16] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[15:16] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+40
[15:16] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+40: 2 ( Total: 42 )
[15:16] < PTC_GM> The Gold Ninja disintegrates except for his arms which manage to lash out at Hyperion before vanishing.
[15:16] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[15:16] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,125%: 7 ( Total: 33.75 )
[15:17] < PTC_GM> 25 damage to the Mage from the flying hands of doom.
[15:17] < PTHyperion> "No fair, I killed you!"
[15:17] < PTC_GM> The object in the burly man's hand shimmers, sending invisible waves at Moland.
[15:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 85 ( Total: 85 )
[15:18] < PTC_GM> But the waves bufett him to no avail.
[15:18] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja throws a hunk of metal Aki.
[15:18] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:18] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[15:18] < Moland> "Hrmph. Don't interrupt my drinking."
[15:18] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[15:18] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,200%: 2 ( Total: 44.0 )
[15:18] < PTC_GM> And Aki again receives a large, sharp object between his legs.
[15:19] < PTC_GM> For... 37 damage.
[15:19] < Setor_and_Zowar> Hmm. Very accurate throw.
[15:19] < Akihito> "O_o *SQUEAK!*"
[15:19] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja, now obviously female, begind stripping its clothing off. goes off on (9)
[15:20] < PTHyperion> ((Is this a battle or a very bad porn flick?))
[15:20] < PTC_GM> The burly man (the attendant) punches himself in the mouth and sprays the shattered teeth and blood at Hyperion.
[15:20] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:20] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[15:20] * Setor_and_Zowar . o O (............have you been watching Naruto, DG?)
[15:20] < PTC_GM> The blood sprays over Hyperion's head.
[15:20] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[15:20] < PTC_GM> ((No. :p))
[15:21] * Setor_and_Zowar considers the situation, and decides to Cure the one who was hit...down low.
[15:21] < Setor_and_Zowar> Restoring breeze, close these wounds! Cure!
[15:22] < Setor_and_Zowar> !roll 1d8+44
[15:22] < Highwind> Setor_and_Zowar - 1d8+44: 7 ( Total: 51 )
[15:22] < PTC_GM> Aki is maxxed out. End of round 1.
[15:22] < PTC_GM> A masked man drops the sky and joins the fray...
[15:22] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6
[15:22] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[15:22] < Captain_Vittles> ((SHouldn't your RedNinja have acted?))
[15:22] < PTC_GM> ((Thanks Blair :D))
[15:23] * Akihito kicks Blair in the balls
[15:23] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja shows a bunch of skin.
[15:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:23] * Setor_and_Zowar . o O (I was wondering that myself.)
[15:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 61 ( Total: 61 )
[15:23] < PTC_GM> But she's not showing enough.
[15:23] < PTHyperion> ((Porn Flick 1, Battle 0))
[15:23] < PTC_GM> The recently dropped in masked man turns into a Blue Ninja.
[15:24] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:16 Green_Ninja:14 Attendant:14 Akihito:12 Crystal_Shard:12 Red_Ninja:11 Zowar:10 Hyperion:9 Blue_Ninja:9
[15:24] < PTC_GM> Round 2.
[15:24] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[15:24] * Setor_and_Zowar shakes his head. "Back in my day, Ninja didn't drop to such...tactics."
[15:25] * Setor_and_Zowar is now known as Setor_or_Zowar
[15:25] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Better.)
[15:25] < Moland> (MS on Green Ninjor)
[15:25] < PTC_GM> Goes off now.
[15:25] * Moland aims his gun at the green dude. "I'll give you 'bad' you polesmoker."
[15:25] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[15:25] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[15:26] < PTHyperion> Yup, bad
[15:26] < Moland> (or not)
[15:26] < PTC_GM> You blow a chunk of rock off the wall.
[15:26] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja goes next.
[15:26] * Setor_or_Zowar starts. "Impressive shot! Dead center of the archery target! Pity you were aiming for the Ninja..."
[15:26] < PTC_GM> It pulls a beehive out of nowhere and gets ready to chuck it at someone.
[15:27] < PTC_GM> The attendant bites his tongue off and spits it, along with a shower of blood at Hyperion.
[15:27] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:27] < Captain_Vittles> ((Run from the beehive!))
[15:27] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 71 ( Total: 71 )
[15:27] < Akihito> ((Special Guest Appearance by Statler and Waldorf. 10 Hebert Points to anyone who gets the reference.))
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[15:27] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[15:27] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[15:27] < PTC_GM> The blood soaks Hyperion, doing 19 damage to his MP.
[15:28] < PTC_GM> Akihito, go.
[15:28] < Akihito> "My friend... I need your help once more... Come, Valefor!" Akihito assumes the Bird/Boy hybrid form once more...
[15:29] < PTC_GM> (Turning into Akifor, eh?)
[15:29] < Setor_or_Zowar> Hmm. Can't say I've seen that style of Summoning in quite some time. I've seen the other sort quite a bit, though. That's what ended up happening at that keep I mentioned...
[15:29] < Akihito> ((Indeed.))
[15:30] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard somehow manages to darken the terrain around this section of the wall, despite it being at night. (Runic)
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[15:30] < PTC_GM> (Crystal shard being what the dude is carrying. :p)
[15:30] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues her strip show.
[15:30] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[15:31] * Setor_or_Zowar decides that the self-mutilating Attendant is troublesome.
[15:31] < Setor_or_Zowar> Methinks it is time you were dealt with. *strikes at Attendant*
[15:31] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d100
[15:31] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d100: 13 ( Total: 13 )
[15:31] < PTC_GM> Hit, obviously.
[15:31] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d8+27
[15:31] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d8+27: 5 ( Total: 32 )
[15:32] < PTC_GM> The attendant staggers under the blow.
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[15:32] * Setor_or_Zowar lashes out with his arcane staff, striking the one who's beating himself up a lot.
[15:32] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[15:32] * GERG has left #generica
[15:32] * PTHyperion chugs a Tincture
[15:33] < PTC_GM> Hyperion is back up at 27 MP.
[15:33] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja shows even more sking now.
[15:33] < PTC_GM> -g
[15:33] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:33] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 28 ( Total: 28 )
[15:33] < PTC_GM> And she manages to entrall Moland under her spell.
[15:33] < PTC_GM> *enthrall
[15:33] < PTC_GM> ((Geez, I'm a typo machine over here.))
[15:34] < PTC_GM> Charm (2) on Moland.
[15:34] < Moland> (crap)
[15:34] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja throws a hunk of metal at Zowar.
[15:34] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:34] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[15:34] < PTC_GM> But he embeds it in the wall next to the senile man's head.
[15:35] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Senile? Come down here and say that!)
[15:35] < PTC_GM> End of Round 2. Molands charm ticks to (1). Akifor's timer goes to (5).
[15:35] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:21 Hyperion:13 Akifor:11 Green_Ninja:10 Zowar:9 Red_Ninja:8 Attendant:8 Crystal_Shard:7 Blue_Ninja:6
[15:35] < PTC_GM> Moland... roll 1d4.
[15:36] < Moland> !roll 1d4
[15:36] < Highwind> Moland - 1d4: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[15:36] < PTC_GM> roll to-hit.
[15:37] < Akihito> ((So what would Aki/Pandemonium be called? =P))
[15:37] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[15:37] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 80 ( Total: 80 )
[15:37] < PTC_GM> And roll regular weapon damage.
[15:38] < PTC_GM> ((Panihito))
[15:38] < Captain_Vittles> ((Akimonium))
[15:38] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[15:38] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 1 ( Total: 34 )
[15:38] < Akihito> ((Blair wins. =P))
[15:38] < PTHyperion> ((Akimonium))
[15:38] < PTC_GM> You just tried to put a hole in one of Aki's wings (16 damage).
[15:39] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[15:39] < Akihito> "*SQUAWK!*"
[15:40] * PTHyperion senses something wrong with the magical aura, and braces himself for any attack
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[15:41] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[15:43] < Akihito> ((Runic's effect is over, right?))
[15:43] < PTHyperion> ((not yet))
[15:43] < PTC_GM> ((It lasts till the shard acts again. I used Runic incorrectly last time. :p))
[15:44] * Akihito takes to the air with his wings (Flight)
[15:45] < PTC_GM> (... I just realized I didn't have the Green Ninja's Tiny Bugs go off last round. Oh well. He was targeting the Immune Aki anyways. :p)
[15:45] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja is still playing with behives.
[15:45] < PTC_GM> Zowar.
[15:46] * Setor_or_Zowar attempts to take out the Attendant with another staff strike.
[15:46] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d100
[15:46] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d100: 71 ( Total: 71 )
[15:46] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Attack% 82...)
[15:46] < PTC_GM> You hit the attendant, but the blow only makes him smile.
[15:46] < PTC_GM> (i.e. NO DAMAGE FOR YOU.)
[15:47] * Setor_or_Zowar dramatically shuffles back to his earlier position.
[15:47] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja continues its show.
[15:47] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja cuts its beehive in half and chucks it at Zowar.
[15:48] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:48] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
[15:48] < PTC_GM> And Zowar turns an unhealthy green color.
[15:48] < PTC_GM> Poison (U) for You!
[15:48] * Setor_or_Zowar leans on his staff, trying to recall the incantation for Poisona...
[15:49] < PTC_GM> The attendent sets the crystal shard on the ground and rips one of his fingers off. He chucks it at Moland.
[15:49] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:49] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 82 ( Total: 82 )
[15:49] < PTC_GM> But the finger sails harmlessly past the gun-wielder.
[15:49] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers and sends invisible waves at Hyperion.
[15:49] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:49] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[15:49] < PTC_GM> But they have no effect.
[15:50] < PTHyperion> ((Now, runic's gone))
[15:50] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja chucks a hunk of metal at Moland.
[15:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
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[15:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[15:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[15:50] < PTC_GM> Moland takes it in the shoulder for 11 damage.
[15:51] < PTC_GM> This snaps him out of being Charmed.
[15:51] < PTC_GM> And the Red Ninja's strip show...
[15:51] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:51] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
[15:51] < PTC_GM> Has no effect.
[15:51] < Moland> (You ass ;p)
[15:51] < PTC_GM> End of round 3
[15:52] < PTC_GM> Zowar takes 5 damage from the poison. Aki's timer drops to (4).
[15:52] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:21 Akifor:17 Crystal_Shard:15 Red_Ninja:13 Attendant:13 Hyperion:12 Zowar:12 Green_Ninja:8 Blue_Ninja:8
[15:52] < PTC_GM> Round 4
[15:52] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[15:52] < Moland> "Work me over, will you?" (MS Red ninjor)
[15:52] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[15:52] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
[15:53] < Moland> (or not)
[15:53] < PTC_GM> You take another hunk of the wall out.
[15:53] < PTC_GM> I don't want to see the bill they're going to charge you for repairs.
[15:53] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[15:54] * Akihito screeches and dives at the Red Ninja
[15:54] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[15:54] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 63 ( Total: 63 )
[15:54] < PTC_GM> (You're attacking? WTF WTF)
[15:55] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Adam, aren't you...flying?)
[15:55] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Use a spell. Runic is *over*.)
[15:55] < Akihito> ((ACK! No Runic!))
[15:55] < Akihito> ((Laser Eyes!))
[15:55] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[15:55] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 89 ( Total: 89 )
[15:55] < PTC_GM> Hits...
[15:56] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[15:56] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[15:56] < PTC_GM> Your burn most of her remaining clothes away.
[15:57] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard shimmers and sends waves at Hyperion.
[15:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[15:57] < PTC_GM> To no effect again.
[15:57] < Moland> ((The crystal is on fire))
[15:57] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja, no devoid of extraneous clothing, begins pole dancing... without a pole.
[15:57] < PTHyperion> That crystal sure hates me
[15:58] < PTC_GM> The attendant rips another finger off and chucks it at Hyperion this time.
[15:58] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:58] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[15:58] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[15:58] * Setor_or_Zowar coughs. "And in my day, Ninja had outfits that could survive a simple spell. This is all the end result of that overly successful female ninja. Too many following her unsavory example."
[15:58] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 1 ( Total: 21 )
[15:58] < PTC_GM> 13 damage to the mage.
[15:58] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[15:58] < PTHyperion> ((Isn't my defense still active?))
[15:59] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (I think Defend is until end of round.)
[15:59] < PTC_GM> ((I thought defense was to the end of roun.))
[15:59] < PTHyperion> ((I think it's until next turn))
[16:00] < PTHyperion> ((nm))
[16:00] * PTHyperion uses a Bomb to assist the attendant in his self-mutilation.
[16:00] < PTC_GM> ((Hmmm... it says you lose all actions *for that round* but doesn't give a specific duration.))
[16:00] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[16:00] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[16:00] < PTC_GM> BOOM
[16:00] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+40
[16:00] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+40: 4 ( Total: 44 )
[16:01] < PTC_GM> The Attendant is now missing a leg.
[16:01] < PTHyperion> ((It's just a flesh wound))
[16:01] < Setor_or_Zowar> For one who mutilates himself, he can take a surprising amount of damage. Hmm.
[16:01] < PTC_GM> I'd hate to pay everyone's cleaning bills with the high-velocity blood spraying everywhere.
[16:01] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[16:02] * Setor_or_Zowar chants a spell. "Purifying mist, purge all toxins! Poisona!"
[16:02] < PTC_GM> You're no longer Green.
[16:02] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (It's not easy being green...)
[16:02] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Spending each day the colour of the leaves...)
[16:02] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja throws a hunk of metal at Zowar while the Green Ninja readies another bee-hive.
[16:03] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:03] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 70 ( Total: 70 )
[16:03] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:03] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 8 ( Total: 28 )
[16:03] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Figures. 20 damage.)
[16:03] < PTC_GM> 20 damage to the mage.
[16:03] < PTC_GM> And now another bee-hive goes in his direction.
[16:03] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[16:04] < PTC_GM> And Zowar is green again.
[16:04] < PTC_GM> Zowar takes 3 damage to drop him to 27. Aki's timer drops to 3.
[16:05] < Setor_or_Zowar> I suppose I'll have to live with this until these foes are finished.
[16:05] < PTC_GM> Oh, and I forgot the Red Ninja again, didn't I?
[16:05] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:05] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[16:05] < PTC_GM> Not that her invisible pole dancing is doing any good right now.
[16:05] < PTC_GM> End of Round 4
[16:06] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Red_Ninja:15 Akifor:15 Blue_Ninja:14 Moland:13 Zowar:13 Hyperion:12 Attendant:12 Green_Ninja:9 Crystal_Shard:8
[16:06] < PTC_GM> Round 5
[16:06] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja keeps on dancin'
[16:06] < PTC_GM> Aki go.
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[16:07] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (What happened to the crystal?)
[16:07] < Akihito> ((Hmmm...))
[16:07] < PTC_GM> It recharged. :p
[16:07] * Akihito uses Laser Eyes on Red Ninja
[16:07] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[16:07] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[16:07] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[16:08] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 6 ( Total: 42 )
[16:08] < PTC_GM> The Red Ninja vanishes under the spotlight.
[16:08] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja throws a hunk of metal at Moland.
[16:08] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:08] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[16:08] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:08] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[16:08] < PTC_GM> And Moland takes 11 damage from another shoulder wound.
[16:09] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[16:09] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (What's the current HP status of the party? o.o)
[16:09] * PTHyperion is at 11 HP
[16:09] < Moland> Ms on the crystal shard
[16:09] < PTC_GM> (Akifor 108, Moland 52, Hyperion 11, And Zowar is 27)
[16:09] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[16:09] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[16:10] < PTC_GM> You shoot a hole in the ground next to it.
[16:10] < PTC_GM> Of course you also didn't wait out your CT. Silly Moogle.
[16:10] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[16:11] < Setor_or_Zowar> Breath of the earth, restore the life of my ally! Cure! (Targetting Hyperion)
[16:11] < PTHyperion> Mmm... Life...
[16:11] < PTC_GM> Hyperion is maxed out without you rolling. :p
[16:11] < PTC_GM> The Attendant tears off another finger and chucks it, this time at Zowar.
[16:11] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:11] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 25 ( Total: 25 )
[16:12] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:12] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[16:12] < PTC_GM> 17 damage from a finger to the eye.
[16:12] < PTHyperion> ((Don't I go first?))
[16:12] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[16:12] * PTHyperion drops a Bomb on the attendant. 1"Let's see you stand without your other leg!"
[16:12] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[16:12] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[16:12] < PTC_GM> ((Oh sure I could let you do that, but I've been waiting for the finger poke this whole fight. :p))
[16:12] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+40
[16:12] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[16:12] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+40: 7 ( Total: 47 )
[16:13] < PTHyperion> ((Oh, a wise guy, eh?))
[16:13] < PTC_GM> The attendant explodes in an orgasmic spray of ichor, coating the entire battlefield.
[16:13] < PTC_GM> The green ninja whips out another bee-hive.
[16:14] < PTC_GM> And the crystal shard sends invisibile waves at Hyperion.
[16:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[16:14] * Syl_Aran has left #generica
[16:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+30
[16:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+30: 3 ( Total: 33 )
[16:14] < PTC_GM> Oops, that's supposed to be a d6. :p
[16:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[16:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[16:14] < Captain_Vittles> ((What a difference 2 sides makes))
[16:15] < PTC_GM> Hyperion is nearly knocked from his feet by the invisble force, 17 damage.
[16:15] < PTC_GM> Zowar loses 1 HP to the poison eating his soul. Aki Timer drops to (2). End of Round 5.
[16:15] < PTC_GM> Two masked men drop from the sky.
[16:16] < PTC_GM> One turns into black ninja, and the other grows scales and becomes the Dragon ninja.
[16:16] < Setor_or_Zowar> ...
[16:16] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:19 Dragon_Ninja:16 Blue_Ninja:15 Green_Ninja:14 Zowar:13 Akifor:13 Hyperion:10 Crystal_Shard:10 Black_Ninja:6
[16:16] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (What about the beehive?)
[16:16] < PTC_GM> ... It was aimed at Aki again.
[16:17] < PTC_GM> I guess I wrote it off after that. :p
[16:17] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Why are the ones you roll for all aimed at me? -_-')
[16:17] < PTC_GM> Round 6.
[16:17] * Moland looks at the new arrivals. "Great. Just what I didn't need."
[16:17] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[16:18] < Moland> MS on the...Dragon Ninja
[16:18] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[16:18] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[16:18] < Moland> ...
[16:18] < Moland> I did not just roll four straight 90+ attacks.
[16:18] < PTC_GM> Every now and then it's healthy to try something different.
[16:18] < PTC_GM> But Moland just seems to love shooting holes in the wall.
[16:19] < Moland> ((I blame the liquor))
[16:19] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja jumps into the air and hits Moland.
[16:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[16:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[16:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+45: 1 ( Total: 46 )
[16:20] < PTC_GM> Fortunately, Moland has no MP for its strike to deplete.
[16:20] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja joins the moogle orgy with a projectile.
[16:20] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:20] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
[16:20] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:20] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[16:20] < PTC_GM> Adding another shoulder wound to Moland's collection. 12 damage.
[16:21] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja must be a gangbanger because he continues the trend.
[16:21] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:21] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 48 ( Total: 48 )
[16:21] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:21] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[16:21] < PTC_GM> 9 more to that shoulder.
[16:21] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[16:22] * Setor_or_Zowar winces from his wounds, and decides to heal himself before a lucky strike downs him. "Light of purity, restore my strength! Cure!"
[16:22] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d8+44
[16:22] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d8+44: 3 ( Total: 47 )
[16:22] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Since I was at about 9 HP...)
[16:22] < PTC_GM> And Zowar is maxed out... although still green.
[16:22] < PTC_GM> Akifor, let us see what you're packing.
[16:23] < Akihito> ((Available targets?))
[16:23] < PTC_GM> Dragon, Blue, Green, Black Ninjas and the Crystal Shard.
[16:23] < Akihito> Laser Eyes on the Dragon Ninja.
[16:23] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[16:23] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
[16:24] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[16:24] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 6 ( Total: 42 )
[16:24] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja shrugs off the magical torrent.
[16:24] < PTC_GM> Hyperion.
[16:24] * PTHyperion casts Lethargy on the Black Ninja. 1"You are getting sleepy..."
[16:24] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[16:24] * Lordette is now known as Jihane
[16:24] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 70 ( Total: 70 )
[16:25] < Setor_or_Zowar> One wonders what power lies in that shard of crystal, such that it can act of its own voalition...
[16:25] < PTC_GM> Success. The Black Ninja is suddenly a clumsy but mighty racial stereotype. I wouldn't trust him to tie his own shoes. Agility Down (6).
[16:26] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard glows mysteriously.
[16:26] < PTC_GM> And the Black Ninja waits smugly.
[16:27] < PTC_GM> Zowar loses 5 HP to poison, Aki's Timer is (1) and the Black Ninja's is (5).
[16:27] < PTC_GM> End of round 6.
[16:27] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:20 Zowar:15 Blue_Ninja:15 Moland:14 Akifor:13 Black_Ninja:11 Hyperion:10 Green_Ninja:9 Crystal_Shard:7
[16:28] < PTC_GM> Round 7
[16:28] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja's head changes from a simply scaly green mask to something like a Dragon's. Wicked Teeth glisten from its maw.
[16:29] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Quick HP check. Anyone need healing?)
[16:29] < PTC_GM> (Moland is at 31 and Hyperion is at 32.
[16:30] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja launches himself at Zowar...
[16:30] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:30] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
[16:30] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[16:30] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+45: 6 ( Total: 51 )
[16:30] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Highwind, give Elisha some BAD rolls for once!)
[16:31] < PTC_GM> That's 43 damage to Zowar as the mage reels under the chomping and gnashing and tearing teeth.
[16:31] < PTC_GM> Zowar.
[16:31] * Setor_or_Zowar leans against a rampart, coughing. "Urgh...spirits of healing, close my wounds...Cure!"
[16:31] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d8+44
[16:31] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d8+44: 8 ( Total: 52 )
[16:32] * Klaus has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[16:32] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Was planning on scanning an enemy. Being reduced to 7 HP kind of trashes that plan. Someone please kill Dragon Ninja for that?)
[16:32] < PTC_GM> And suddently Zowar has a refreshing mint flavor and full life.
[16:32] < PTC_GM> Err... Well close enough. :p
[16:32] < Moland> ((Which enemies remaining are injured?))
[16:33] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Actually, full by my count.)
[16:33] < PTC_GM> Only the Dragon Ninja, oddly enough.
[16:33] < PTC_GM> ((I was looking at your MP... >.<))
[16:34] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja waits, smugly.
[16:34] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[16:34] * Moland takes a pull on his hip flask.
[16:34] < Moland> ...and then shoots at the Dragon Ninja
[16:34] < Moland> (MS)
[16:34] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[16:34] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 66 ( Total: 66 )
[16:34] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 12.
[16:34] < PTC_GM> But it missed so...
[16:34] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[16:35] * Akihito thinks...
[16:37] * Akihito uses Laser Eyes... on the Crystal
[16:37] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[16:37] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 32 ( Total: 32 )
[16:37] < PTC_GM> hit...
[16:38] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[16:38] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[16:38] < PTC_GM> The crystal is slightly cracked but more or less intact.
[16:39] < PTC_GM> The Black Ninja waits smugly.
[16:39] < PTC_GM> Hyperion.
[16:39] * PTHyperion clobbers the crystal with his rod
[16:39] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[16:39] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 52 ( Total: 52 )
[16:39] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[16:39] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+4
[16:39] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+4: 6 ( Total: 10 )
[16:39] < PTC_GM> The crystal is even more cracked, but still there.
[16:40] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja waits.
[16:40] < PTC_GM> And the crystal sends invisible waves at Hyperion.
[16:40] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:40] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[16:40] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[16:40] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 6 ( Total: 36 )
[16:41] < PTC_GM> The waves lift the TaruTaru from the ground and make him their plaything for 22 damage.
[16:41] < PTHyperion> Stupid crystal
[16:41] < PTC_GM> Zowar takes 5 more damage from the poison. Aki becomes a real boy again. And the Black Ninja's timer goes to (4).
[16:41] < PTC_GM> End of Round 7.
[16:42] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:19 Hyperion:17 Crystal_Shard:16 Blue_Ninja:15 Akifor:14 Dragon_Ninja:13 Zowar:13 Green_Ninja:10 Black_Ninja:5
[16:42] < PTC_GM> Round 8.
[16:42] < PTC_GM> Moland, go.
[16:42] < Moland> I shall shoot the Crystal Shard.
[16:42] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[16:42] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 66 ( Total: 66 )
[16:42] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (And hit for the first time in 5 rounds?)
[16:42] < Moland> (Shuddup ;p)
[16:43] < PTC_GM> Just shoot? No Mighty Strike this time? :p
[16:43] < Moland> Just shoot.
[16:43] < PTC_GM> You hit.
[16:43] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[16:43] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 9 ( Total: 42 )
[16:43] < PTC_GM> The crystal shatters in a blinding flash of light. The unleashed energies wrack into Moland's soul...
[16:43] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[16:43] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 2 ( Total: 32 )
[16:44] < PTC_GM> Causing him 25 points of painful justice.
[16:44] < Moland> ((Drunk moogle needs food badly))
[16:44] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[16:44] * PTHyperion quickly gulps down a Tonic.
[16:44] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (I'll cure you on my next action. Assuming there isn't painful death first.)
[16:45] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja somehow smiles through his mask as he hurls a chunk of metal at Moland.
[16:45] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:45] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[16:45] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[16:45] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 1 ( Total: 21 )
[16:45] < PTC_GM> And Moland slips into la-la land with 7 points of damage.
[16:46] < PTC_GM> Aki, you're back to your normal self again.
[16:46] * Akihito begins to Call Valefor... (-6)
[16:46] < PTC_GM> Goes of on 8.
[16:47] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja slavers its tongue and leaps at Zowar.
[16:47] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:47] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[16:47] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Oh curse you Highwind. Curse you.)
[16:47] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+45,200%
[16:47] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+45,200%: 2 ( Total: 94.0 )
[16:47] < Captain_Vittles> ((Like you need to roll))
[16:47] < PTC_GM> You have no MP left in your soul.
[16:47] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[16:47] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (...that was the MP attack, not HP? Whew.)
[16:48] * Setor_or_Zowar quaffs a Tincture.
[16:48] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja waits.
[16:48] * SleepSim has joined #generica
[16:48] < PTC_GM> Aki, VALEFOR!
[16:48] * Highwind sets mode: +o SleepSim
[16:49] Try to op yourself. :)
[16:49] < Akihito> !roll 1d10+55
[16:49] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d10+55: 6 ( Total: 61 )
[16:50] < PTC_GM> ((I can't do that under this nick can I?))
[16:50] * SleepSim means Blair, sorry.
[16:50] < PTC_GM> The Ninjas seem to... revel in the assult upon them.
[16:51] < PTC_GM> The Black Ninja draws a massive two-handed sword from nowhere and strikes...
[16:52] < PTC_GM> (Minus Strike)
[16:52] < Moland> (err - afk dinner? I forgot meal hall closes early today)
[16:52] < PTC_GM> 48 damage to Zowar.
[16:53] < PTC_GM> (That's fine, Adam will just roll for your Mighty Strikes. :p)
[16:53] < Moland> (I shall normal attack anyone who is not 'waiting')
[16:53] < Moland> (fucker ;p)
[16:53] < PTC_GM> (Normal, bah!)
[16:53] < Moland> (fone. MSes it is ;p)
[16:53] < PTHyperion> ((You're unconscious))
[16:53] < PTC_GM> Zowar takes 1 damage from poison. The Black Ninja's timer falls to (3).
[16:53] < PTC_GM> End of Round 8.
[16:53] * Setor_or_Zowar staggers.
[16:53] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:17 Akihito:15 Zowar:14 Hyperion:8 Blue_Ninja:8 Green_Ninja:7 Black_Ninja:7
[16:54] ((Sorry 'bout a few minutes ago. Didn't know there was a game going on. >.<))
[16:54] * SleepSim has left #generica (Client exiting)
[16:54] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Don't you round *down* for the poison damage? 10% of 7 is effectively 0. Poison does no more damage! ^_^)
[16:54] < PTC_GM> (... Don't make me kill you.)
[16:54] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Sorry.)
[16:54] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja again slavers its tongue and leaps... This time at Akihito.
[16:54] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:54] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 80 ( Total: 80 )
[16:55] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[16:55] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Please please please let that be a miss.)
[16:55] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+45: 2 ( Total: 47 )
[16:55] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Bah.)
[16:55] < PTC_GM> Welcome to the world of the MP-less, Akihito.
[16:55] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[16:55] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Say. Where's Moland on the Initiative?)
[16:56] < PTC_GM> He's unconscious, he gets no Init.
[16:56] * Akihito uses his Phoenix Down on Moland
[16:56] < PTC_GM> Moland staggers up with 1 HP.
[16:56] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[16:57] < Setor_or_Zowar> Life-giving breeze, heal the just! Cure! (Targetting Moland.)
[16:57] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d8+44
[16:57] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d8+44: 4 ( Total: 48 )
[16:58] < PTC_GM> Moland is at 49 HP.
[16:59] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[16:59] * PTHyperion exhausts his MP and Bombs the Dragon Ninja. 1"Die already!"
[16:59] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[16:59] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 53 ( Total: 53 )
[16:59] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+40
[16:59] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+40: 4 ( Total: 44 )
[16:59] < PTC_GM> A few scales fly into the nearby environs.
[17:00] < PTC_GM> The remaining ninja all wait, smugly.
[17:00] < PTC_GM> Zowar is so pathetic the poison doesn't *want* to hurt him anymore. And the Black Ninja's timer drops to (2).
[17:00] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Captain_Vittles
[17:00] < PTC_GM> End of Round 9
[17:00] * Captain_Vittles sets mode: +o PTC_GM
[17:00] * Captain_Vittles sets mode: +vvv Akihito Moland PTHyperion
[17:00] < PTC_GM> ((Danke.))
[17:00] * Captain_Vittles sets mode: +v Setor_or_Zowar
[17:01] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Moland:20 Dragon_Ninja:17 Blue_Ninja:14 Akihito:12 Green_Ninja:12 Hyperion:11 Black_Ninja:8 Zowar:7
[17:01] < PTC_GM> Round 10.
[17:01] < PTC_GM> Who wants to control Moland?
[17:01] < PTHyperion> ((I will))
[17:02] < PTHyperion> * Moland Mightily shoots the Dragon Ninja
[17:02] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[17:02] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 78 ( Total: 78 )
[17:02] < PTC_GM> (Mighty strike or attack?)
[17:02] < PTHyperion> normal
[17:03] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[17:03] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d12+33
[17:03] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d12+33: 9 ( Total: 42 )
[17:03] < PTC_GM> Oooh, a chink in its scales is no visible.
[17:04] < PTC_GM> *now
[17:04] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja must be a wily opponent because it chooses to nosh on Aki instead of getting revenge.
[17:04] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[17:04] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[17:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+45: 1 ( Total: 46 )
[17:04] < PTC_GM> Aki takes 39 damage and begind bleeding all over the floor.
[17:05] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja waits smugly.
[17:05] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[17:05] * Akihito pulls a potion from his pack and drinks
[17:05] < PTC_GM> Aki is maxxxed!
[17:05] < PTC_GM> Well, for HP anyways.
[17:06] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja watches his handywork on Zowar.
[17:06] < PTC_GM> Hyperion, go.
[17:06] < PTHyperion> ((Can I wait and defend the entire next round?))
[17:06] < PTC_GM> You could...
[17:07] * PTHyperion does that
[17:07] * PTHyperion isn't much use with no MP
[17:07] < PTC_GM> The Black Ninja waits smugly.
[17:07] < PTC_GM> Zowar.
[17:09] < PTC_GM> Zowar?
[17:09] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Was dragged AFK. Hmm.)
[17:09] * Setor_or_Zowar casts Cure on himself.
[17:09] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d8+44
[17:09] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d8+44: 3 ( Total: 47 )
[17:10] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Have stuff to do, so no chant this time.)
[17:10] < PTC_GM> Zowar's back to losing life, on the order of 5 HP. And the Black Ninja's timer goes to (1).
[17:10] < PTC_GM> End of Round 10.
[17:10] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:20 Akihito:14 Hyperion:14 Green_Ninja:14 Moland:13 Blue_Ninja:13 Zowar:11 Black_Ninja:4
[17:10] < PTC_GM> Go Round 11.
[17:11] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja slavers its tongue and leaps at Hyperion.
[17:11] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:11] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 76 ( Total: 76 )
[17:11] < PTC_GM> And while it hits, there's not much point to sucking MP from an MP-less mage.
[17:11] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[17:12] * Akihito shatters a tintcure crystal, the magical mist restoring his spent spiritual power
[17:12] < PTC_GM> Hyperion.
[17:12] < PTHyperion> Well, looky here...
[17:13] * PTHyperion tosses a Bomb Fragment at Dragon Ninja.
[17:13] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[17:13] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[17:13] < PTC_GM> hit
[17:13] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+40
[17:13] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+40: 1 ( Total: 41 )
[17:13] < Captain_Vittles> ((For future reference, Battle Items are auto-hit unless they cause a status))
[17:13] < PTHyperion> ((Ah, okay))
[17:14] < PTC_GM> The Dragon Ninja's scales begin vanishing into thin air, revealing an empty space beneath.
[17:14] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja still looks smug.
[17:14] < PTC_GM> Moland.
[17:14] < PTHyperion> ((Is the Dragon Ninja still alive?))
[17:14] < PTC_GM> Quite.
[17:15] < PTHyperion> 6* Moland Non-mightily shoots the Dragon Ninja
[17:15] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[17:15] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 43 ( Total: 43 )
[17:15] < PTC_GM> hit
[17:15] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d12+33
[17:15] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d12+33: 4 ( Total: 37 )
[17:15] < PTC_GM> The rest of the scales vanish, leaving no trace of the Dragon Ninja.
[17:16] < PTC_GM> For some reason the Blue Ninja still looks smug...
[17:16] < PTC_GM> Zowar.
[17:16] * Setor_or_Zowar . o O (Who's wounded?)
[17:16] < PTC_GM> (No one especially badly.
[17:17] * Setor_or_Zowar decides to try to down the black ninja.
[17:17] < Setor_or_Zowar> !roll 1d100
[17:17] < Highwind> Setor_or_Zowar - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[17:17] < PTC_GM> Whiff.
[17:17] * Setor_or_Zowar slips on some random blood pool, and barely keeps himself upright with his staff.
[17:18] < PTC_GM> Zowar's poison consumes 4 more his HP. And the Black Ninja is freed from his Agility Down.
[17:18] < PTC_GM> End of Round 11.
[17:18] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akihito:14 Hyperion:14 Green_Ninja:14 Moland:13 Blue_Ninja:13 Zowar:11 Black_Ninja:4
[17:18] < PTC_GM> Go Round 12.
[17:18] < PTC_GM> Aki, you first.
[17:18] < Akihito> Calling Valefor
[17:19] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 8.
[17:19] < PTC_GM> Hyperion.
[17:19] * PTHyperion whacks the Green Ninja.
[17:19] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[17:19] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[17:19] < PTC_GM> hit
[17:19] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d8+4
[17:19] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d8+4: 7 ( Total: 11 )
[17:19] < PTC_GM> Sure you hit it, but it didn't too much good.
[17:20] < PTC_GM> And now it's mad.
[17:20] < PTC_GM> *Green_Ninja whips out another bee-hive. (goes off on 12)
[17:20] < PTC_GM> Moland.
[17:21] < PTHyperion> 6* Moland shoots at the Black Ninja (regularly)
[17:21] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d100
[17:21] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d100: 20 ( Total: 20 )
[17:21] < PTC_GM> hit
[17:21] < PTHyperion> !roll 1d12+33
[17:21] < Highwind> PTHyperion - 1d12+33: 9 ( Total: 42 )
[17:21] < PTC_GM> The Black Ninja vanishes, but its giant sword remains.
[17:22] * Setor_or_Zowar is now known as Zowar
[17:22] < PTC_GM> The sword flies at and impales Moland (Final Attack (Minus Strike)).
[17:22] < PTC_GM> Welcome to the world of 66 damage.
[17:22] < PTHyperion> Ugh
[17:22] * Zowar . o O (Evil.)
[17:22] < PTC_GM> Moland is now unconscious, bleeding to death, and stuck to the wall.
[17:23] < PTC_GM> The Blue Ninja looks more smug than ever before.
[17:23] < PTC_GM> And the Green Ninja's Tiny Bugs go off.
[17:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[17:24] < PTC_GM> Hyperion turns a sickly green color and the beehive smacks into his head.
[17:24] < PTC_GM> Zowar, go.
[17:24] * Zowar decides to wait and see how things develop. (Delay to 7.)
[17:25] < PTC_GM> Aki, Valefor.
[17:25] < Akihito> !roll 1d10+55
[17:25] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d10+55: 8 ( Total: 63 )
[17:25] < PTC_GM> The remaining Ninja soon join their comrades, although not without some parting shots...
[17:26] < PTC_GM> The Green Ninja disintegrates into a cloud of tiny bugs which sting Aki to no avail.
[17:26] < PTC_GM> But the Blue Ninja hangs on grimly... until he explodes into a shower of light.
[17:26] < PTC_GM> !roll 3d100
[17:26] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 3d100: 51, 85, 36 ( Total: 172 )
[17:26] < PTC_GM> Aki and Moland are blasted by the light.
[17:27] < PTC_GM> !roll 2d6+40
[17:27] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 2d6+40: 4, 3 ( Total: 47 )
[17:27] * Zowar . o O (Isn't Moland KOed?)
[17:27] * Zowar . o O (Or was that Hyperion?)
[17:27] < PTC_GM> Errr... Zowar, not Moland.
[17:27] < PTC_GM> >.>
[17:27] * Zowar . o O (Ah.)
[17:27] < PTHyperion> ((Nope, I'm hanging around pointlessly))
[17:27] < PTC_GM> Aki takes quite the beating but survives the backlash, and Zowar barely does so.
[17:27] < PTC_GM> VICTOLY
[17:28] * Zowar falls to one knee, leaning very heavily upon his staff.
[17:28] * PTHyperion twitches
[17:28] < PTC_GM> !roll 8d100
[17:28] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 8d100: 37, 54, 23, 38, 71, 98, 38, 11 ( Total: 370 )
[17:28] * PTHyperion says unenthusiastically 1"Yay"
[17:29] < PTC_GM> A Tincture, an Ether, 2 Twilight Steels, and 2 Potions can be found on the battlefield.
[17:30] < Zowar> We should...report back to command...
[17:30] < PTHyperion> I'd like either the Tincture or Ether
[17:30] < Akihito> I'll take the Ether if it's okay...
[17:31] < PTC_GM> (You also get 2684 XP and 1140 gil to split up amongst the party.)
[17:31] < PTHyperion> Fine, then I'll also take a Potion
[17:31] < PTHyperion> ((Is that XP for each of us?))
[17:31] < N_X[ColdWarrior]> ((Um, I hate to be a spoilsport here, but Moland is still bleeding to death. :P))
[17:31] < PTC_GM> (Total. 671 XP a person, and 285 gil.)
[17:31] * Zowar . o O (.....)
[17:32] < PTHyperion> Let's get back to safety for now
[17:32] < PTC_GM> (Is anyone going to save the half-dead moogle's life?)
[17:32] * Zowar uses up the last of his power to temporarily Cure Moland to keep him alive until camp can be reached.
[17:32] < PTHyperion> Moland does have a PD on him...
[17:32] < Akihito> ((I used my ONE Phoenix Down to revive him last time.))
[17:33] < Captain_Vittles> ((Phoenix down are valuable! Don't waste it if the session is over... :p))
[17:33] < PTC_GM> ((He's plot dead if they don't use it. ;-)))
[17:33] * Zowar . o O (That's why I used a Cure.)
[17:33] * Zowar . o O (Trying to get HP back up to a non-Fatal range.)
[17:33] < PTC_GM> < PTC_GM> Zowar's poison consumes 4 more his HP. And the Black Ninja is freed from his Agility Down.
[17:33] < PTC_GM> < PTC_GM> End of Round 11.
[17:33] < PTC_GM> < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akihito:14 Hyperion:14 Green_Ninja:14 Moland:13 Blue_Ninja:13 Zowar:11 Black_Ninja:4
[17:33] < PTC_GM> < PTC_GM> Go Round 12.
[17:33] * Zowar . o O (Or whatever the term is.)
[17:34] < PTC_GM> OOopps. :p
[17:34] < PTC_GM> Alright, I'll let you get away with it.
[17:34] < PTC_GM> And now... you're back at the base.
[17:34] < PTC_GM> So... you all claimed an Ether, Tincture, and Potion. What about the two swords and the other Potion?
[17:35] < PTHyperion> Moland will probably want a Potion
[17:35] < Captain_Vittles> 6*Stabitha runs onto the battlefield and grabs the swords
[17:35] < Akihito> I'll take the Swords to S...
[17:35] < Captain_Vittles> :D
[17:35] < Akihito> ((NO FAIR!
[17:35] < PTC_GM> Blair, roll 1d100. :D
[17:35] < Captain_Vittles> ((I was kidding))
[17:35] < Captain_Vittles> !roll 1d100
[17:35] < Akihito> ((You don't fight, you don't get the spoils. -.-))
[17:35] < PTC_GM> ((Bah!))
[17:35] < Highwind> Captain_Vittles - 1d100: 77 ( Total: 77 )
[17:35] * Zowar will take one of the blades.
[17:35] < Akihito> "I'll take a sword..."
[17:35] * Akihito picks one up
[17:35] < PTC_GM> Stabitha missed grabbing a sword as she runs across the battlements.
[17:36] < PTC_GM> Okay.
[17:36] < PTC_GM> It's over now. :D
[17:36] * PTC_GM is now known as Demonic_Gerbil
[17:36] * Zowar . o O (An Ether AND a Sword, Adam? A bit greedy there.)
[17:36] * Akihito is now known as AdamH
[17:37] < PTHyperion> How about we sell both swords and split the funds?
[17:37] ((No one else needed the sword. *Shrug* I'll sell it for cash.))
[17:37] < Zowar> Perhaps that would be best.
[17:38] < PTHyperion> Selling both would give 290G
[17:38] < Demonic_Gerbil> In other news... Moland was shipped back to Halmaron on an airship to recuperate. Debutante Ronnie was reported as saying "With our Nuclear Deterrant we can stop the Communist Menace once and for all."
[17:38] You snooze you lose. You want the Ether back, fine.
[17:39] * PTHyperion takes the Ether
[17:39] < PTHyperion> Just keep the funds yourself, Zowar
[17:39] < Zowar> Very well, then.
[17:39] * Zowar . o O (Okay. Now I'm confused as to who got what.)
[17:39] * Jihane has left #generica
[17:40] ((Well... 290/3 is... about 96 Gil apiece...))
[17:40] < PTHyperion> Me - ether, tincture, potion; Moland - Potion; Zowan & Akihito - Twilight Steel (sell for 145)
[17:42] < Demonic_Gerbil> Is that how the cookie crumbles then?
[17:43] < PTHyperion> Fine by me, (Moland might complain, but he didn't use up any items, either)
[17:43] < Demonic_Gerbil> Moland is more or less dead. :p
[17:43] * Zowar decides to keep his Twilight Steel. Another hero might make use of it.
[17:43] * Zowar . o O (More or less. Hopefully less.)
[17:43] * PTHyperion rests up for the next adventure
[17:44] < Demonic_Gerbil> Okay then.
[17:44] * PTHyperion has quit IRC (Quit: )
[17:44] < Demonic_Gerbil> No XP bonuses today. :p
[17:44] < Moland> Moland has no complaints.
[17:45] < Moland> I was afk and dead, so it's only fair.
[17:46] < Demonic_Gerbil> And you got to keep your Phoenix Down.
[17:47] < Zowar> Yeah.
[17:47] < Zowar> Though I'm slightly dissatisfied with the EXP from the monsters. Just a little.
[17:47] < Zowar> Oh well.

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