Cassin Keep: The Meat Grinder
GM: Demonic Gerbil
PC's: Leon Sernia (Human Mediator/blabbermouth; played by Justin "Newbie X" Schantz), Rasputin Barclay (Human Swordmaster/dead man walking; played by Maximum Leader Igtenos), Akihito Fairchild (Human Summoner/birrrrdmaan!; played by AdamH), J'Rai (Mithra Time Mage/living dry-cleaning ad; played by Remora)
Your Friendly Bot: Highwind
[19:08] * Demonic_Gerbil slips on a secret mask worn only by great god Gee-Emm.
[19:08] * Demonic_Gerbil is now known as PTC_GM
[19:08] < PTC_GM> Let me test the tracker here.
[19:08] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh3:18 Flesh1:16 Blood1:16 Flesh2:15 Flesh4:15 Blood2:13 Leon:13 J'Rai:13 Akihito:12 Rasputin:12
[19:08] < PTC_GM> Alright. That works. :)
[19:08] < J`Rai> ......
[19:08] < Rasputin> :/
[19:09] < J`Rai> I feel... afraid.
[19:09] * Leon_Sernia gulps audibly.
[19:09] * Rasputin waves his previous sign around again.
[19:09] < J`Rai> No kidding.
[19:10] * J`Rai whimpers and draws his mantle around himself.
[19:10] < Rasputin> I've been in Elisha's previous games so I know from experience.
[19:10] < PTC_GM> Everyone ready?
[19:10] < Leon_Sernia> As have I.
[19:10] < Leon_Sernia> Ready.
[19:10] < J`Rai> There's nothing to fear but fear itself, there's nothing to fear but fe- I am so full of it. Ready.
[19:11] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"Ready!"
[19:11] < PTC_GM> Here we gooooo....
[19:11] < PTC_GM> Two new-comers to the Keep's defense and two old-timers are brought together somewhere along the Long Wall. Before they know what's happening they're shoved over the brink of the wall by their commander and sent into battle.
[19:11] < J`Rai> Eek.
[19:11] < PTC_GM> Four decaying zombies rise from the ground and join a pair of apparently still-living soldiers in assaulting the party.
[19:11] < PTC_GM> (Yes, it's not elegant, but hey, that's life.)
[19:12] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh3:20 Flesh1:16 Flesh2:14 Rasputin:14 Flesh4:12 Akihito:12 Leon:12 Blood2:10 Blood1:9 J'Rai:9
[19:12] < Leon_Sernia> "Crap. I just got over the last battle!"
[19:12] < PTC_GM> First Round.
[19:12] < PTC_GM> The first Zombie ambles towards Akihito and somehow manages to *Glomp* him.
[19:12] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:12] * Gullwhacker has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[19:12] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[19:12] < J`Rai> (...)
[19:12] < PTC_GM> (Do we still do monster crits? :p)
[19:12] < Akihito> "L..LEGGO!"
[19:13] < Leon_Sernia> ((This does not bode well.))
[19:13] < J`Rai> (Highwind is performing another one of his favoritism sessions.)
[19:13] < J`Rai> (Like my fetch quest.)
[19:13] < PTC_GM> (Seriously, are monster crits still on the table or did we kill those? >.>)
[19:13] < PTC_GM> (I remember some discussion on the issue, but if there was a resolution.)
[19:14] < Rasputin> (No one has told me differently, so...)
[19:14] < PTC_GM> (Oh well.)
[19:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[19:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,200%: 8 ( Total: 56.0 )
[19:14] < Rasputin> o_O
[19:14] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh, SHIT.))
[19:14] < J`Rai> (HIGHWIND!)
[19:14] < PTC_GM> Akihito takes 49 damage.
[19:15] < PTC_GM> The next Zombie stands there and decays, sending a toxic cloud of gas wafting towards Leon.
[19:15] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:15] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 29 ( Total: 29 )
[19:15] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, now I'm feeling pissed."
[19:15] < PTC_GM> Whether it hits or not is irrelevant thanks to the Serum Wrist.
[19:15] < PTC_GM> The Third Zombie to go tries the same business on J'rai. But again a Serum Wrist precludes any other result.
[19:15] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[19:16] < Rasputin> Attacking Flesh4.
[19:16] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[19:16] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 98
[19:16] < Rasputin> ....
[19:17] < J`Rai> (HIIIIIIIIIGHWIIIIIIIIIIIND!)
[19:17] < PTC_GM> Rasputing manages to embed his sword deep in the earth.
[19:17] < PTC_GM> *Rasputin
[19:17] < PTC_GM> The fourth zombie goes.
[19:17] < PTC_GM> It too sends waves of rotting gas, this time at Akihito.
[19:17] < PTC_GM> But once again, a Serum Wrist saves the day.
[19:17] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[19:18] * Akihito chants, and assumes the form of the bird/boy hybrid once more...
[19:18] < Leon_Sernia> "Akihito, are you going to need a-- guess not..."
[19:19] < PTC_GM> (Was that the Call effect or Summoning? I forget. :p)
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[19:20] < Akihito> ((Summoning, sir.))
[19:20] < Akihito> ((It's a fast action according to the writeup.
[19:20] < PTC_GM> (No, it has the following text at the end of the paragraph: The Summon ability costs 75% of the Summoned Beast's standard MP cost and carries a CT of 6.)
[19:21] < Akihito> ((The ATTACK. Not the Summon Action.))
[19:21] < Akihito> ((That's like Sonic Wings.
[19:22] < PTC_GM> (So, who are you targeting?)
[19:22] < Akihito> ((No one. His action is turning into Valefor!))
[19:23] < PTC_GM> (Misread the text. >.<)
[19:23] < PTC_GM> Right then, dang boy grew wings.
[19:23] < Akihito> "Hmph."
[19:23] < PTC_GM> Leon?
[19:24] * Leon_Sernia is firing at Zombie 2.
[19:24] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[19:24] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[19:24] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[19:24] < Leon_Sernia> To the attackers: "WHat are you planning to accomplish with this, anyway?"
[19:25] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[19:25] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 2 ( Total: 11 )
[19:25] < PTC_GM> "Urrrrghhhh"
[19:25] < PTC_GM> "Braaiiinnss"
[19:25] < J`Rai> "About the answer one can expect from a zombie."
[19:25] < PTC_GM> 4 damage to the zombie.
[19:26] < PTC_GM> The first soldier goes... and chooses to adopt a defensive posture.
[19:26] < PTC_GM> The second does likewise.
[19:26] < Leon_Sernia> Zombies: "Oh. You're that far gone, huh?"
[19:26] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[19:26] < J`Rai> Cure on Aki.
[19:26] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[19:26] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 7 ( Total: 55 )
[19:27] < PTC_GM> (Since he's in Summon form will that actually hill Aki or will it hit the Summon instead, doing nothing for the wounded boy?)
[19:27] < PTC_GM> (*hit)
[19:27] < Akihito> ((Good question...))
[19:28] * Gullwhacker . o O (The Summon, IIRC...)
[19:28] * Gullwhacker . o O (Not sure.)
[19:28] < PTC_GM> (I think it hits the Summon.)
[19:28] < J`Rai> (...GM's call, if it doesn't hit Aki, I'd like to do something else.)
[19:28] < PTC_GM> (Do something else.)
[19:28] < J`Rai> +instead
[19:28] < Rasputin> (use cure on the zombies.)
[19:28] < J`Rai> Cure on... Zombie 1.
[19:28] < J`Rai> (Yeah, figured that out on my Caravan Hunt.)
[19:29] < J`Rai> (Erp)
[19:29] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[19:29] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[19:29] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:29] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[19:29] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 5 ( Total: 53 )
[19:30] < PTC_GM> The zombie disintegrates under a withing white light.
[19:30] < PTC_GM> *withering
[19:30] < PTC_GM> End of the round.
[19:31] < J`Rai> "Do NOT mess with the White Mage."
[19:31] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh2:19 Flesh4:16 Blood1:13 Leon:13 Flesh3:12 Aki_for:11 Blood2:10 Rasputin:8 J'Rai:8
[19:31] < PTC_GM> Round 2
[19:31] * Rasputin continues to tug and tug to free hill sword.
[19:31] < Rasputin> -hill +his
[19:32] < PTC_GM> Flesh Zombie 2 lumbers towards J'rai and somehow *Glomps* him.
[19:32] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:32] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[19:32] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:32] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[19:32] < J`Rai> "I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU!"
[19:32] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 4 ( Total: 24 )
[19:32] < Leon_Sernia> ((Hey, are these zombies the same ones from the Elite Three?))
[19:32] < PTC_GM> 15 damage to J'Rai.
[19:32] < PTC_GM> ((No.))
[19:32] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay.))
[19:33] < PTC_GM> Zombie 4 stands there and rots, sending a cloud of noxious gas at Rasputin.
[19:33] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:33] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[19:33] < PTC_GM> Hits, Rasputin turns green and is poisoned (U).
[19:33] * J`Rai readies a Poisona. Damn zombie gas. Take some friggin' Beano.
[19:33] * Rasputin coughs
[19:33] < Leon_Sernia> ((...))
[19:34] < PTC_GM> The first soldier draws a knife, shuffles towards Valefor/Aki and stabby-stabs.
[19:34] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:34] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 46 ( Total: 46 )
[19:34] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:34] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[19:34] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 8 ( Total: 40 )
[19:34] < PTC_GM> Akifor takes 30 damage.
[19:35] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[19:35] * Leon_Sernia throws a tonic syringe at Akifor.
[19:35] < Leon_Sernia> Soldiers: "I'd guess it's too much to hope for that you can talk, huh?"
[19:36] < PTC_GM> Akifor is healed by 25 HP.
[19:36] < J`Rai> "I think they can, but their vocabulary is probably limited to 'brains'."
[19:36] < PTC_GM> Flesh Zombie 3 goes. It shuffles to Akifor and *Glomps* the hybrid.
[19:36] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:36] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
[19:36] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:36] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[19:36] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[19:36] < PTC_GM> 16 damage to the hybrid.
[19:37] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
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[19:38] < Akihito> Akifore's eyes sparkle, and twin beams lance out at... Uh...
[19:38] < Akihito> ((What targets do we have, mein freund?
[19:38] < PTC_GM> (3 Flesh Zombies and 2 Bloody Zombies.)
[19:39] < PTC_GM> (Although I call the Bloody Zombies soldiers. :p)
[19:39] < Akihito> Uh... Flesh Zombie #1, please.
[19:39] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[19:39] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 25 ( Total: 25 )
[19:39] < PTC_GM> (#1 was toasted, I'll let you kill #2 instead. :p)
[19:39] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:40] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[19:40] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 7 ( Total: 43 )
[19:41] < PTC_GM> The zombie is burned to a crisp. The toxic remnants waft towards Aki, but don't affect him thanks to the Serum Wrist.
[19:42] < PTC_GM> Soldier 2 goes. Screaming in some incomprehensible language is flies into Akifor, ripping and tearing with bony fingers.
[19:42] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:42] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 97 ( Total: 97 )
[19:42] < Akihito> ((And the fact Summons are I: Status. =P))
[19:42] < Leon_Sernia> Soldiers: "C'mon! There has to be something there! At least something that's willing to listen!"
[19:42] < PTC_GM> And flies right past Aki, clawing air.
[19:42] < PTC_GM> Rasputin?
[19:43] < PTC_GM> (J'Rai, go while we wait for Rob. :p)
[19:44] * Rasputin finally manages to pull his sword out the ground. A bit dizzy from the poison, he charges straight at Zombie#3
[19:44] < Rasputin> (I was typing). :D
[19:44] < Rasputin> (I don't trust Highwind. I'm using Dispatch.)
[19:44] < PTC_GM> Right, goes off on 6.
[19:44] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[19:45] < J`Rai> (I Cure one of the undamaged zombies.)
[19:45] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[19:45] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[19:45] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:45] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[19:45] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 2 ( Total: 50 )
[19:46] < PTC_GM> Zombie #4 vanishes in a cloud of toxic gas, which wafts towards J'Rai but fails to do anything.
[19:46] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, Dispatch. Now.
[19:47] * Rasputin screams as he focuses ki into his blade.
[19:47] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[19:47] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 18
[19:47] < PTC_GM> The zombie doesn't seem to notice the large gash in its side.
[19:48] < PTC_GM> End of Round. Rasputin's Poison does 4 damage to him and remains (U).
[19:48] * J`Rai blinks. "Dammit. I am the stupid."
[19:49] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Blood1:18 Blood2:18 Leon:16 Rasputin:16 Flesh3:14 J'Rai:12 Aki_for:9
[19:49] < PTC_GM> Round Three.
[19:49] * Rasputin wince and resumes a defensive stance.
[19:49] < PTC_GM> The first soldier launches himself at Rasputin, babbling incoherently.
[19:49] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:49] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[19:49] * Gullwhacker . o O (And slams into a tree?)
[19:49] < PTC_GM> And he misses completely.
[19:50] < PTC_GM> His friend soons joins him flying through the air, again at Rasputin.
[19:50] < J`Rai> (Seems the enemies suffer from Stormtrooper Syndrome.)
[19:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 72 ( Total: 72 )
[19:50] < PTC_GM> And somehow manages to bury his bony fingers deep in the Swordsman's chest.
[19:50] < J`Rai> "Eeeeeeeek."
[19:50] < Rasputin> o_O
[19:50] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[19:50] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 6 ( Total: 38 )
[19:51] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes 24 damage, and the Soldier is healed for 24 HP.
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[19:51] < PTC_GM> Leon.
[19:52] * PTC_GM sets mode: +v J`Rai
[19:52] < Leon_Sernia> "J'rai, you're going to have to help out the swordsman."
[19:52] * PTC_GM sets mode: +v Akihito
[19:52] * PTC_GM sets mode: +v Leon_Sernia
[19:52] * PTC_GM sets mode: +v Rasputin
[19:52] < J`Rai> "I figured."
[19:52] < J`Rai> "Cure, or Poisona?"
[19:52] < J`Rai> "Cure, probably."
[19:52] < Leon_Sernia> Zombies: "I know there is something there. Just tell me: what happened to you?"
[19:53] < PTC_GM> "Braaaiiinnsssssss"
[19:53] < J`Rai> "Leon, friend. Stop trying. Lost cause."
[19:53] * Leon_Sernia lowers his rifle for a moment. ((Invitation on Zombie 3. It is the wounded one, right?))
[19:53] < PTC_GM> "Differentiaaaallll Eqqquuaaatttiiooonsss...."
[19:53] < PTC_GM> (Yes.)
[19:53] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[19:53] < Akihito> ((.... They were murdered by math homework!))
[19:53] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[19:54] < Leon_Sernia> ((Crap.))
[19:54] < PTC_GM> It responds with "Brraaaaiiinnnssss".
[19:54] < Leon_Sernia> "I can get through to them. I just need time."
[19:54] < J`Rai> "I'll make sure to put that on your headstone."
[19:55] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[19:55] < Leon_Sernia> "Trust me, alright? I know what I'm doing."
[19:55] < J`Rai> "Famous last words, but I'll play along."
[19:55] < Rasputin> Attack Flesh3.
[19:55] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[19:55] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 52
[19:55] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[19:56] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[19:56] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 12
[19:56] < Rasputin> ....
[19:56] < PTC_GM> It seems to notice that it is now missing a chunk of itself.
[19:56] < PTC_GM> It returns the favor and *Glomps* Rasputin.
[19:56] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[19:56] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 24 ( Total: 24 )
[19:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[19:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[19:57] < PTC_GM> And a good *Glomp* it is, 13 damage to the Swordsman.
[19:57] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
[19:57] < J`Rai> (CURE! CURE RASPUTIN!)
[19:58] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[19:58] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 4 ( Total: 52 )
[19:58] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin's wounds magically go away (Full HP).
[19:58] < Rasputin> +WHAT'S LEFT OF
[19:58] < Rasputin> yay
[19:58] < J`Rai> (Heh.)
[19:58] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[19:59] * WhiteMage has left #generica
[20:00] < Akihito> Laser Eyes on... uh... Flesh number 3.
[20:01] < PTC_GM> (roll?)
[20:01] < Akihito> ((Did I pick a valid target?))
[20:01] < PTC_GM> (Yeah, he's the last Fleshy standing.)
[20:01] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[20:01] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 26 ( Total: 26 )
[20:01] < PTC_GM> Hits, obviously.
[20:02] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[20:02] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[20:03] < PTC_GM> Zombie go poof, and again its cloud of gas is wasted.
[20:03] < PTC_GM> End of Round 3. Rasputin's Poison causes another 4 damage.
[20:03] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Blood1:18 Aki_for:17 Blood2:15 Rasputin:12 J'Rai:11 Leon:9
[20:04] < PTC_GM> Round Four.
[20:04] < PTC_GM> Bloody Zombie 1 pulls out a knife, shuffles towards Leon, and stabby-stabs.
[20:04] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
[20:04] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[20:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 6 ( Total: 38 )
[20:05] < PTC_GM> 28 damage to the Mediator.
[20:05] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[20:05] * Akihito uses Laer Eyes on Bloody Zombie #2
[20:05] < Akihito> Laser*
[20:05] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[20:05] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[20:05] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[20:06] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[20:06] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[20:06] < PTC_GM> Superheated Blood boils from its veins, but somehow it still stands up.
[20:07] < PTC_GM> It leaps at J'Rai screaming gibberish.
[20:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 77 ( Total: 77 )
[20:07] < PTC_GM> And hits.
[20:07] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[20:07] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 2 ( Total: 34 )
[20:07] * J`Rai squeaks
[20:07] < PTC_GM> It deals 25 damage to the mage and heals itself for the same amount.
[20:08] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[20:08] * J`Rai urks and mumbles something about having to clean his robes in sulfuric acid
[20:09] * Rasputin rushes forward again, this time at Bloody 2.
[20:09] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[20:09] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 57
[20:09] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[20:10] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[20:10] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 19
[20:10] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:10] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 68 ( Total: 68 )
[20:10] < PTC_GM> It staggers under the blow.
[20:10] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[20:11] < J`Rai> (Poisona, Rasputin)
[20:11] < J`Rai> +.
[20:11] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is no longer green.
[20:11] < PTC_GM> Leon.
[20:12] * Leon_Sernia tries more talking. "There has to be some way to get to you! Just listen to me!" ((Invitation, Blood 2))
[20:12] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[20:12] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[20:12] < Leon_Sernia> ((YES!))
[20:12] < PTC_GM> It blinks for a few minutes, "Yes, I see. Del cross E really is zero!"
[20:13] < PTC_GM> It then turns towards the other zombie.
[20:13] < PTC_GM> End of round.
[20:13] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Blood1:16 Aki_for:16 Blood2:15 Leon:15 Rasputin:13 J'Rai:9
[20:14] < PTC_GM> Blood Zombie 1 launches itself at its former ally.
[20:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 43 ( Total: 43 )
[20:14] < PTC_GM> (Or rather it stabby-stabs it. :p)
[20:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[20:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
[20:14] < PTC_GM> Its companion disintegrates in a spray of ichor.
[20:15] < Leon_Sernia> J'Rai: "Like I said. I just needed time."
[20:15] < J`Rai> "Indeed. You scare me."
[20:15] < Leon_Sernia> ^_^
[20:15] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[20:15] * Leon_Sernia looks a bit pissed at Blood 1.
[20:17] < Leon_Sernia> ((Adam?))
[20:18] < Akihito> ((Who's left?))
[20:18] < PTC_GM> (BLOOD ZOMBIE 1)
[20:19] < Akihito> Laser Eyes! ZAP!
[20:19] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[20:19] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[20:19] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[20:19] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[20:19] < PTC_GM> Blood boils and steams from every pore of its body, but it still stands.
[20:19] < PTC_GM> Leon.
[20:20] < Leon_Sernia> Blood Zombie: "Damn it!" Leon raises his rifle and shoots it at Blood 1.
[20:20] < Leon_Sernia> "He could have been useful!"
[20:21] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[20:21] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[20:21] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[20:21] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[20:21] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 6 ( Total: 15 )
[20:22] < PTC_GM> The last member of the opposition disintegrates in a bloody spray.
[20:22] < PTC_GM> Buh-buh-buh-bum-bah-buh-bah.
[20:22] * J`Rai spins his staff around his fingers dextrously and thrusts it at the camera righteously.
[20:22] < PTC_GM> THE ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN, YOUR LEGEND WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.
[20:22] * Akihito reverts?
[20:22] * Leon_Sernia clears his throat and takes a swig of water.
[20:22] < PTC_GM> !roll 6d100
[20:22] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 6d100: 76, 6, 16, 17, 19, 32 ( Total: 166 )
[20:23] * Rasputin hopes for L337 treasure.
[20:23] < PTC_GM> Amongst the bloody remains you find a Phoenix Down and 3 Antidotes.
[20:23] < PTC_GM> (Don't forget the 740 XP and 344 gil)
[20:23] < J`Rai> (344 each?)
[20:23] < PTC_GM> (Total)
[20:24] < J`Rai> (Damn.)
[20:24] < Akihito> ((... Slim pickings.
[20:24] < PTC_GM> (Divvy up the cash later, who's taking what item?)
[20:24] < Akihito> ((I'll take the Phoenix Down, I suppose.))
[20:24] < J`Rai> (I'd like the down, if it's all right.)
[20:24] * Leon_Sernia gives himself a shot of Tonic.
[20:24] < J`Rai> (You can have it.)
[20:25] < Leon_Sernia> ((I'll take an antidote.))
[20:25] < Rasputin> ((Same here.))
[20:25] < PTC_GM> (One Antidote left...)
[20:26] < Leon_Sernia> "So, does anybody have some more stuff to heal Akihito?"
[20:26] * Akihito could use some healing, indeed...
[20:26] * J`Rai cures Aki.
[20:26] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[20:26] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 6 ( Total: 54 )
[20:26] < Rasputin> Give the remaining Antidote to J'Rai.
[20:26] * J`Rai shrugs and accepts.
[20:27] < PTC_GM> ((No poachers in this party? :p))
[20:27] < J`Rai> (Oy, almost forgot.)
[20:27] < J`Rai> (How many enemies, six?)
[20:27] < PTC_GM> (Yes, but you get to poach one of them)
[20:27] < J`Rai> (Aww, only one? Uh... I'll take one of the Bloody Zombies, then.)
[20:28] < PTC_GM> Roll
[20:28] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[20:28] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 56 ( Total: 56 )
[20:28] < J`Rai> (Phew, made it by nothin'.)
[20:28] < PTC_GM> Roll one more time.
[20:28] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[20:28] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[20:29] < PTC_GM> You get a Tonic.
[20:29] < PTC_GM> A blood covered tonic.
[20:29] * J`Rai holds the tonic as far away from his robes as he can. "Who wants it?"
[20:29] < PTC_GM> ((Now give me a second to set up the next fight))
[20:29] * J`Rai drinks a Tincture
[20:29] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll take it. Bloody as it may be."
[20:30] * J`Rai hands it to Leon.
[20:30] * Leon_Sernia wipes the tonic off on his pants.
[20:30] * J`Rai cures himself
[20:30] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[20:30] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 8 ( Total: 56 )
[20:31] < J`Rai> (Cool, full heal.)
[20:31] < Leon_Sernia> "I hate these clothes, anyway."
[20:31] < Leon_Sernia> ((So, with the tonic I used, I'm up to 48 HP, right?))
[20:32] < PTC_GM> Yes,
[20:33] < PTC_GM> Almost ready. Talk amongst your selves.
[20:34] * Akihito compares Barbara Streisand to a stick of butter
[20:34] < Leon_Sernia> "You know, I don't believe I got any of your names. I'm Leon, by the way."
[20:34] < J`Rai> "Hello, Leon. J`Rai, White Mage."
[20:34] < Akihito> ((Ack.))
[20:35] < Akihito> ((Still IC, huh...))
[20:35] < Leon_Sernia> ((Well, if you want. :) ))
[20:35] < Akihito> ((*Kicks Elisha*)) "I am Akihito..."
[20:36] < J`Rai> "Good thing you were here, or we'dve gotten bulldozed."
[20:36] * Leon_Sernia nods in agreement.
[20:37] < Akihito> "Y..You're welcome..." *He was unused to being the center of attention...*
[20:38] < PTC_GM> Just over a small rise in the terrain you hear infernal machinery churning and chopping, burning and moaning. It gets louder and louder and within seconds a giant L-shaped metal tube rolls over the hill. Pushing it is a pair of zombies. While they shove it, a man with a blue "B" tattoed on his forehead stands on top and stuffs corpses down into the tube.
[20:38] < PTC_GM> Slowly a man-like form is churned out of the other end of the tube... Also of interest is the large crystal spike somehow attached to the side of the tube, although with all the blood and... well... you know draping the tube it's a little hard to tell how it's stuck there.
[20:38] < PTC_GM> The bizarre party approaches your position and the battle is on once again.
[20:38] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:18 Blood_Zombie:18 Akihito:17 J'Rai:14 Crystal_Rod:11 Leon:11 Rasputin:11 Attendant:11 Meat_Grinder:6
[20:38] < Leon_Sernia> "You know, I have one question. Have any of you seen a woman with long, brown hair? She's a geomancer... SHIT!"
[20:38] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle back to bear.
[20:38] < J`Rai> "Oh, god...
[20:39] < J`Rai> "
[20:39] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie notices you and trundles towards Akihito, *Glomping* him after the trek.
[20:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[20:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[20:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[20:39] < PTC_GM> 16 damage to the Summoner.
[20:39] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie whips out a knife and shuffles to J'Rai, pokey-poking when he gets there.
[20:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[20:40] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[20:40] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 3 ( Total: 35 )
[20:40] < PTC_GM> 25 damage to Leon.
[20:40] < PTC_GM> Akihito, go.
[20:40] < J`Rai> (...leon, or me?)
[20:40] < Leon_Sernia> ((...Leon?))
[20:40] * Akihito begins to Call Valefor... "I'll blow you all to bits..."
[20:40] < PTC_GM> ...
[20:40] < PTC_GM> I meants Leon. >.<
[20:41] < J`Rai> (Oh. Phew.)
[20:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh. Damn.))
[20:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((:P))
[20:41] < PTC_GM> Aki's call goes off on 11.
[20:41] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[20:42] < J`Rai> (Cure the Blood Zombie.)
[20:42] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[20:42] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[20:42] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[20:42] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[20:42] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 4 ( Total: 52 )
[20:43] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie disintegrates into a bloody spray, covering Leon from head to toe in ichor.
[20:43] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[20:43] < J`Rai> "Woooo!"
[20:43] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod goes next.
[20:43] < PTC_GM> It cracks, and a small peice of it falls to the ground. (Summon Minion, Crystal Shard)
[20:43] < Akihito> ((Somewhere, Freud rolls around in his grave, Elisha.))
[20:43] < Leon_Sernia> "Alright, lady luck. That's just mean."
[20:44] < PTC_GM> Aki's Call goes off.
[20:44] < J`Rai> "I don't wanna hear it. It's NOT ME for once."
[20:44] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+55
[20:44] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+55: 6 ( Total: 61 )
[20:45] < PTC_GM> Valefor zaps everything near the Meat Grinder.
[20:45] < J`Rai> "...go Aki."
[20:45] < Leon_Sernia> "These summoners are making a habit out of saving my ass."
[20:45] < PTC_GM> (This'll take a sec. :p)
[20:48] < PTC_GM> (Okay)
[20:48] < PTC_GM> This ends up disintegrating the Flesh Zombie, of course its gas has no effect on Aki. It also destroys the recently born Crystal Shard which reacts violently, sending shockwaves at Akihito.
[20:48] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30,400%
[20:48] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30,400%: 2 ( Total: 128.0 )
[20:48] < PTC_GM> Aki, alas is no more.
[20:49] < J`Rai> ....!!!!!!!
[20:49] < Leon_Sernia> "Oh, SHIT!"
[20:49] < Rasputin> o_O
[20:49] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[20:49] < J`Rai> "Son of a BITCH!"
[20:49] < Rasputin> "What the hell was that!"
[20:49] < Akihito> ((*Goes to write up a new character*))
[20:50] * Leon_Sernia is now too pissed to speak. He aims at the crystal rod and gives it a shot.
[20:50] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[20:50] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[20:50] < J`Rai> "SON OF A BITCH BITCH BIIIIIIITCH! I'LL KILL IT! I'LL KILL IT!"
[20:50] < PTC_GM> CRIT
[20:50] < Rasputin> *BooM*
[20:50] * J`Rai is... mad. To put it lightly.
[20:50] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9,200%
[20:50] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9,200%: 12 ( Total: 42.0 )
[20:51] < Leon_Sernia> ((BIG crit.))
[20:51] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rob cracks a little.
[20:51] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[20:52] * Rasputin hmms and wonders what monster to go after.
[20:52] < J`Rai> -b +d
[20:52] < PTC_GM> (*Rod >.<)
[20:52] < PTC_GM> ((Shouldn't have given Aki the Phoenix Down. :p))
[20:52] < J`Rai> (Can I loot hi corpse for it?)
[20:52] < J`Rai> +s
[20:52] < PTC_GM> (Sure, but it would take an action to do so)
[20:52] < J`Rai> (Erm, so I can use it on him.)
[20:53] < J`Rai> (If I DID get it, could I use it to revive him?)
[20:53] < Rasputin> (What's left?)
[20:53] < PTC_GM> (Of course you could - The Rod, The Attendant, and the Grinder itself.)
[20:53] < J`Rai> (Yay!)
[20:54] * Rasputin attacks the Attendant.
[20:54] < Rasputin> (1d100) 12.
[20:54] < Rasputin> So close...
[20:54] < Akihito> ((Could a standard cure spell bring him to zero HP or out of death range?))
[20:55] < PTC_GM> (Oh yeah, technically you're plot dead now, aren't you? :p I'll just let the PD revive you.)
[20:55] < PTC_GM> You hit Rob. :p
[20:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((PD??))
[20:55] < J`Rai> (Phoenix Down.)
[20:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh.))
[20:55] < PTC_GM> (Phoenix Down, that J'Rai is going to loot from the corpse. :p)
[20:56] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+10
[20:56] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+10: 5 ( Total: 15 )
[20:56] < J`Rai> (I need to grab it from his corpse and then use it on him.)
[20:56] < PTC_GM> The Attendant stops shoving corpses into the Grinder and falls to one knee.
[20:57] < PTC_GM> He then takes a big bite out of one corpse still sticking out of the grinder and spits the blood at J'Rai.
[20:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[20:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[20:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[20:57] < PTC_GM> J'Rai loses 14 MP.
[20:57] < J`Rai> "My robes! You bastard!"
[20:58] < Leon_Sernia> "FOCUS, J'Rai!"
[20:58] < PTC_GM> And the Meat Grinder finally spits out a fully formed Blood Zombie.
[20:58] < PTC_GM> End of Round 1.
[20:58] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:20 Blood_Zombie:11 Rasputin:11 J'Rai:11 Attendant:11 Leon:9 Meat_Grinder:5
[20:58] < PTC_GM> Round Two.
[20:59] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod again shatters a tiny peice of itself onto the ground. (Summon Crystal Shard.)
[20:59] < PTC_GM> The new Blood Zombie draws his knife, shuffles to J'Rai, and stabby-stabs.
[20:59] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[20:59] < Leon_Sernia> "J'rai, hold off on the Phoenix down until I can get a potion ready."
[20:59] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 85 ( Total: 85 )
[21:00] < J`Rai> "I have to loot it first."
[21:00] < PTC_GM> It misses J'Rai by the barest of margins.
[21:00] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:00] < Rasputin> I'll attack the attendant again.
[21:01] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[21:01] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[21:01] < PTC_GM> You hit the Attendant.
[21:01] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[21:01] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 19
[21:02] < PTC_GM> The Attendant is cleaved neatly in half. The Blue tattoo on his forehead cracks open and sprays brain matter in a great gout.
[21:02] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[21:02] < J`Rai> I loot the Down from Aki's body.
[21:02] < PTC_GM> Done. Leon?
[21:02] * Leon_Sernia shoots the meat grinder.
[21:03] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:03] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[21:03] < Leon_Sernia> ((Or not.))
[21:03] < J`Rai> (...)
[21:03] < J`Rai> (:::)
[21:03] < J`Rai> (...)
[21:03] < J`Rai> (Dammit, Highwind.)
[21:03] < Leon_Sernia> ((...SOS?))
[21:03] < PTC_GM> Your shot goes wide, but you do manage to nail a Crow that was loitering above the battlefield.
[21:04] < J`Rai> "Ooo, there's our victory meal."
[21:04] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder churns out a new Flesh Zombie.
[21:04] < PTC_GM> End of Round 2.
[21:04] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:19 Flesh_Zombie:17 Crystal_Shard:15 Blood_Zombie:14 Leon:14 Rasputin:14 J'Rai:9 Meat_Grinder:9
[21:05] < PTC_GM> (No, I'm not doing that to party. Let's try it again. :p)
[21:05] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:19 Rasputin:16 J'Rai:15 Crystal_Shard:14 Blood_Zombie:12 Leon:12 Crystal_Rod:11 Meat_Grinder:9
[21:05] < J`Rai> (Thank you.)
[21:05] < PTC_GM> (There we go.)
[21:05] < PTC_GM> The new Flesh Zombie stands there and wafts it toxic gas at Leon, to no avail.
[21:05] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:05] < Rasputin> "Any suggestions on how to deal with that crystal rod thingy?"
[21:06] < J`Rai> "Whack it with stuff until it breaks."
[21:06] < Rasputin> "Sounds good to me!"
[21:06] * Rasputin attacks the Crystal Rod.
[21:06] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[21:06] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 24
[21:06] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[21:06] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[21:06] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 12
[21:07] * Rasputin curses Highwind.
[21:07] < PTC_GM> It's hard to tell if you hit it or not.
[21:07] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
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[21:08] < J`Rai> (I delay until the blood zombie goes.)
[21:08] < J`Rai> (So Leon and I can revive the summoner.)
[21:09] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers and soon a darkness covers the battlefield (Runic).
[21:09] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie tries to stabby-stab J'Rai again.
[21:09] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:09] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[21:10] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[21:10] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 6 ( Total: 38 )
[21:10] < PTC_GM> And manages to catch him with his blade for 29 damage.
[21:10] < PTC_GM> Leon and J'rai, go.
[21:11] * J`Rai uses the Down on Aki
[21:11] < PTC_GM> Aki is up with 1 HP.
[21:11] * Leon_Sernia throws the potion syringe at Akihito as soon as he gets revived.
[21:12] < PTC_GM> Aki is up to 51 HP.
[21:13] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod shimmers, and an invisible force buffets J'Rai.
[21:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[21:13] < J`Rai> (Erk.)
[21:13] < PTC_GM> It buffets him good.
[21:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+20,200%
[21:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+20,200%: 6 ( Total: 52.0 )
[21:13] < PTC_GM> No Highwind, you're wrong.
[21:13] < J`Rai> (And I'm out.)
[21:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+20,200%
[21:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+20,200%: 2 ( Total: 44.0 )
[21:13] < PTC_GM> Now there we go.
[21:13] < J`Rai> (Christ, am I still alive?)
[21:14] < PTC_GM> J'rai suffers from 35 damage, but he's still standing, sorta.
[21:14] * J`Rai falls to one knee and coughs up a smattering of blood.
[21:14] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder goes, but all it does is chug more meat down into itself.
[21:14] * J`Rai coughs up... quite a few more smatterings. And one more, for good measure.
[21:15] * Leon_Sernia starts to get his last syringe ready.
[21:15] < PTC_GM> End of Round 3.
[21:15] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:19 Blood_Zombie:16 J'Rai:13 Akihito:12 Flesh_Zombie:11 Leon:11 Rasputin:11 Crystal_Shard:11 Meat_Grinder:2
[21:15] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod takes this moment to envelop the battlefield in a deeper darkness (Runic).
[21:16] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie adopts a defensive posture.
[21:16] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[21:16] < J`Rai> (I heal myself.)
[21:16] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[21:16] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 8 ( Total: 56 )
[21:16] < J`Rai> (Woot.)
[21:17] < PTC_GM> Up to 59 HP, but no MP left.
[21:17] < PTC_GM> Akihito, go.
[21:17] < J`Rai> (I thought I had 10 left after that cure?)
[21:17] * Akihito struggles to his feet... And fuses with Valefor once more
[21:18] < PTC_GM> (No... you got smacked down by that Blood Spray attack and that left you with 5 MP by my count...)
[21:18] < J`Rai> (29 MP-14 from the spray=15.)
[21:19] < PTC_GM> (You had 19 MP before Blood Spray by my count. Don't tell me I screwed that up. :p)
[21:19] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie sends it rotting-ness towards Rasputin.
[21:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 31 ( Total: 31 )
[21:19] < J`Rai> (Grah... I hate it when I forget to keep track of stuff...)
[21:19] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin turns green once again. Poison (U)
[21:19] < PTC_GM> Leon
[21:20] * Rasputin gags
[21:20] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the meat grinder. Again.
[21:20] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:20] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 60 ( Total: 60 )
[21:20] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[21:20] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[21:20] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 5 ( Total: 14 )
[21:20] < PTC_GM> You hear a faint "plink" sound.
[21:21] < PTC_GM> Rasputin
[21:22] * Rasputin growls and uses Dispatch on the Flesh Zombie
[21:22] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 9.
[21:22] < Rasputin> "I'm sick of getting poisoned!"
[21:22] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard joins it parent in darkening the Battlefield. (Runic)
[21:23] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder goes. It spatters blood at Akihito.
[21:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 54 ( Total: 54 )
[21:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+1
[21:24] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+1: 5 ( Total: 6 )
[21:24] < PTC_GM> Akihito takes 1 damage from the high-velocity blood drops.
[21:24] < PTC_GM> End of Round 4.
[21:24] < Rasputin> *ahem*
[21:24] < PTC_GM> Oh. >.>
[21:24] < PTC_GM> Roll for damage. <.<
[21:24] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10x1.25
[21:24] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10x1.25 ) 27.5
[21:25] < PTC_GM> The Zombie seems to be missing an arm now.
[21:25] < PTC_GM> Now... End of Round 4.
[21:25] < PTC_GM> Rasputin's Poison deals 4 damage.
[21:26] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Blood_Zombie:18 Akifor:17 Leon:17 Rasputin:17 Crystal_Rod:16 Flesh_Zombie:14 J'Rai:13 Meat_Grinder:8 Crystal_Shard:7
[21:26] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie shuffles to Akifor and stabby-stabs the hybrid.
[21:26] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:26] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[21:26] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[21:26] * Gullwhacker snickers, remembering one scene in Morlia...
[21:26] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 7 ( Total: 39 )
[21:26] * Gullwhacker . o O (GAH. Wrong window syndrome strikes again.)
[21:26] < PTC_GM> Akifor takes 29 damage.
[21:27] < PTC_GM> Akifor, I CHOOSE YOU!
[21:27] * Akihito flaps his new wings, taking to the sky (Flight)
[21:27] < PTC_GM> Oookay... Leon.
[21:28] * Leon_Sernia throws his antidote syringe at Rasputin.
[21:28] < PTC_GM> Rasputin turns a nice Flesh color.
[21:28] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:28] < J`Rai> "AAAH! ZOMB- oh. wait."
[21:29] < Rasputin> Dispatch on the Flesh Zombie.
[21:29] < PTC_GM> That goes off on 15.
[21:29] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod acts. It shimmers, bufetting Akifor with an invisble force.
[21:29] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:29] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 72 ( Total: 72 )
[21:30] < PTC_GM> Fortunately the force isn't enough to affect the Hybrid's flight.
[21:30] < PTC_GM> Go Rasputin, it's your birthday.
[21:30] < Rasputin> "That's it! I"m not getting poisoned anymore!!"
[21:31] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10x1.25
[21:31] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10x1.25 ) 21.25
[21:31] < Rasputin> ((I realize that there's a good chance if I'm wrong that I'll get poisoned. :D))
[21:31] < PTC_GM> It's missing its other arm now.
[21:31] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[21:31] < Akihito> (("Tis just a flesh wound!"))
[21:32] < J`Rai> (Tincture.)\
[21:32] < J`Rai> -\
[21:32] < PTC_GM> You get 15 MP back.
[21:32] < Leon_Sernia> ((What are you going to do, bleed on me? Oh, wait... XD))
[21:33] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder coughs up a chunk of pulsating flesh towards the flying hybrid.
[21:33] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:33] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
[21:33] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:33] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[21:34] < PTC_GM> The exploding mass of flesh does 15 damage to the flying Hybrid.
[21:34] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard takes this moment to shimmer, sending more waves of invisible force at the Hybrid.
[21:34] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:34] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 78 ( Total: 78 )
[21:35] < PTC_GM> Again, they aren't enough to deter the flight.
[21:35] < PTC_GM> End of Round 5.
[21:35] < PTC_GM> Will the heroes triumph, or will they fall to the might of the MEAT GRINDER?
[21:36] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:19 Blood_Zombie:18 Leon:18 Akifor:17 Crystal_Shard:16 Rasputin:14 Crystal_Rod:13 J'Rai:13 Meat_Grinder:9
[21:36] * J`Rai huffs and puffs a bit.
[21:36] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie attempts to *Glomp* Rasputin.
[21:36] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:36] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[21:37] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[21:37] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,200%: 2 ( Total: 44.0 )
[21:37] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is hit by the MEGA GLOMP for 30 damage.
[21:37] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie notices its target is now flying and goes into a defensive posture.
[21:37] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[21:38] < Leon_Sernia> Rasputin: "Do you think you can wait for J'rai to heal you?"
[21:39] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay, then. How many HP does Rasputin have?))
[21:39] < PTC_GM> 7
[21:39] < J`Rai> (I'll heal.)
[21:39] < Leon_Sernia> ((Probably can't afford to wait, then.))
[21:39] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh. Okay.))
[21:40] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the Crystal Rod.
[21:40] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:40] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[21:40] * Gullwhacker . o O (Highwind hates you, doesn't it?)
[21:40] < PTC_GM> You miss. Spectacularly taking out another bird.
[21:41] < PTC_GM> ((I forgot to do this the first couple times it was attacked...))
[21:41] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:41] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
[21:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((It gives me a bone now and then. But just enough to keep stringing me along.))
[21:41] < PTC_GM> It bufetts you with invisible waves in return for you wasted shot.
[21:41] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:41] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
[21:41] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+20
[21:41] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[21:41] < Akihito> ((You need to sexx0r Highwind up. Observe.))
[21:41] * Akihito sexx0rs Highwind
[21:42] < PTC_GM> Leon takes 15 damage from the invisible waves.
[21:42] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[21:42] < J`Rai> (And let's all watch as Aki CritMisses.)
[21:42] < Akihito> ((Targets?))
[21:42] < J`Rai> (Kill the Grinder.)
[21:42] < PTC_GM> (Flesh, Blood, Rod, Shard, and Grinder.)
[21:43] < J`Rai> (Or the rod.)
[21:43] < Rasputin> ( Akihito - 1d100: 100)
[21:43] * Akihito uses Laser Eyes on the Grinder
[21:43] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[21:43] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[21:43] * Leon_Sernia is just barely able to stay on his feet.
[21:43] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[21:43] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[21:43] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 3 ( Total: 39 )
[21:43] < J`Rai> (Under no circumstances shall you attack a Shard again.)
[21:43] < J`Rai> (We're fresh out of PDs.)
[21:43] < Leon_Sernia> ((Understood.))
[21:44] < PTC_GM> Aki's attack burns a hole in the side of the Meat Grinder, causing high-velocity giblets to spurt out.
[21:44] < J`Rai> "Urk.)
[21:44] < J`Rai> -) +"
[21:44] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard goes next, enveloping the battlfield in darkness (Runic).
[21:44] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[21:44] < Akihito> ((Grinder: Potatoes or stuffing?!))
[21:45] < Leon_Sernia> "J'rai, get Rasputin first! I can heal myself."
[21:48] < Leon_Sernia> ((Maximum Leader, please come to the bloodbath immediately. Maximum Leader, to the bloodbath. Thank you.))
[21:48] < PTC_GM> ((CALLING ROBERT POOL, I REPEAT, ROBERT POOL, THIS IS GM COMMAND, COME IN?))
[21:48] < Rasputin> (Note to self: stop zoning out during PTC games.)
[21:48] < Rasputin> (It's all Memona's fault!)
[21:48] < Akihito> ((Important safety tip. You don't want to provoke the Gerbil into using your ass as a nest.))
[21:49] < J`Rai> I take it it feels uncomfy.
[21:50] < Rasputin> (How am I doing on damage?)
[21:50] < PTC_GM> 7 H P
[21:50] < Rasputin> (Shite).
[21:50] * Rasputin struggles and pulls out a potion, which he somehow manages to drink.
[21:51] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin is sitting pretty again.
[21:52] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod bufetts J'Rai with invisible waves.
[21:52] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:52] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[21:52] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+20
[21:52] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[21:52] < PTC_GM> The waves hit hard, dealing 17 damage to J'Rai.
[21:52] < PTC_GM> And now J'Rai, go.
[21:52] < J`Rai> (Heal Rasputin.)
[21:53] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[21:53] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 5 ( Total: 53 )
[21:53] < PTC_GM> (Rasputin has max HP.)
[21:53] < Leon_Sernia> ((Rasputin is healed!))
[21:55] < PTC_GM> ((Hey, White Mage, do something else.))
[21:55] < J`Rai> (Aaaaagh.)
[21:55] < J`Rai> (I hate it when I zone out.)
[21:56] < J`Rai> (Uhm... anyone else need healing?)
[21:56] < Leon_Sernia> ((I do.))
[21:56] < J`Rai> (Heal on Leon.)
[21:56] < PTC_GM> (Leon ha 8 HP, Akifor has 43/108)
[21:56] < PTC_GM> Alright, Leon is maxxed again.
[21:57] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder fires another fleshy projectile at the flying thingie.
[21:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
[21:57] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[21:57] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[21:57] < PTC_GM> the bomb explodes next to the Hybrid for 12 damage. It's a lot like being a kite in a storm...
[21:58] < PTC_GM> END OF ROUND 6
[21:58] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:18 Flesh_Zombie:17 J'Rai:16 Akifor:15 Leon:13 Rasputin:12 Blood_Zombie:10 Crystal_Shard:9 Meat_Grinder:6
[21:58] < PTC_GM> ROUND 7
[21:58] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod starts by darkening the battlefield yet again (Runic).
[21:59] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie *Glomps* Rasputin again.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[21:59] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[21:59] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[21:59] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20,200%: 7 ( Total: 54.0 )
[21:59] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin is struck by the MEGA GLOMP for 40 damage.
[21:59] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[22:00] < J`Rai> Cure Rasputin.
[22:00] < Rasputin> ....
[22:00] < PTC_GM> Raspy is maxxed out again.
[22:00] * Rasputin throttles highwind
[22:00] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[22:00] < Rasputin> (Damn Bot needs to stop trying to kill me).
[22:00] < Akihito> Another Laser Eyes for the Meat Grinder.
[22:00] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[22:00] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 84 ( Total: 84 )
[22:01] < PTC_GM> Laser Eyes is absorbed by the Crystal Rod's Runic.
[22:01] < Akihito> *Weep*
[22:01] < PTC_GM> I'll let you take it back. ;-)
[22:01] * Rasputin hits Akihito with a brick.
[22:01] < Akihito> Fine. Sonic Wings against...
[22:01] < Leon_Sernia> ((*Akikito takes 1 damage.))
[22:02] < Akihito> *Checks the inits*
[22:02] < Akihito> Meat Grinder.
[22:03] < PTC_GM> Going to roll for damage?
[22:04] < Akihito> It's a slow action. o.o
[22:04] < PTC_GM> (>.< That's right... -6. :p)
[22:04] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 9.
[22:04] < PTC_GM> Leon, shoot something.
[22:05] * Leon_Sernia shoots Akifor with... his last tonic syringe!
[22:05] < PTC_GM> The flying thing is up to 56 HP now.
[22:05] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, smack something.
[22:06] * Rasputin takes the GM's advice to heart and uses Dispatch on the Crystal.
[22:06] * Gullwhacker has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:06] < Leon_Sernia> ((NO! COUNTERATTACK!))
[22:06] < Rasputin> ((?))
[22:06] < Leon_Sernia> ((The crytal can counterattack if you attack it.))
[22:06] < PTC_GM> (Counters only activate on Attack Actions.))
[22:07] < Akihito> ((Dude. Where were you when Aki died for using Valefor against it?))
[22:07] * Gullwhacker has joined #generica
[22:07] < PTC_GM> (Aki, that was the Shard, not the Rod. :p)
[22:07] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh. Then I was just a dumbass, then. ^_^))
[22:07] < PTC_GM> Rob, the Rod or the Shard?
[22:07] < Rasputin> Rod.
[22:07] < PTC_GM> Goes off... Right after this Zombie but before Akifor.
[22:08] < Akihito> ((*Watches Rob attack Elisha's rod, and takes pictures*))
[22:08] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie shuffles to J'Rai and stabby-stabs.
[22:08] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:08] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 52 ( Total: 52 )
[22:08] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[22:08] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 1 ( Total: 33 )
[22:08] < Rasputin> Elisha, make sure you kill Aki again before the end of the game.
[22:08] < PTC_GM> J'Rai takes 24 damage from the stabbing action.
[22:08] < PTC_GM> Sure thing Rob.
[22:09] < PTC_GM> Raspy, go.
[22:09] < PTC_GM> Let me see you whack the Rod.
[22:09] < Leon_Sernia> ((*snicker*))
[22:10] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10x1.25
[22:10] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10x1.25 ) 22.5
[22:11] < PTC_GM> Tiny flakes spray off of the crystal.
[22:11] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[22:11] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+14
[22:11] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+14: 2 ( Total: 16 )
[22:12] < PTC_GM> There's that faint plinking sound again.
[22:12] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard shimmers and sends invisible waves at the flyer.
[22:12] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:12] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
[22:12] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[22:12] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 5 ( Total: 35 )
[22:13] < PTC_GM> Akifor takes 20 damage from the onsluaght.
[22:13] < PTC_GM> END OF ROUND 8
[22:13] < PTC_GM> WTF R OUR HEROES THINKING?
[22:13] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:16 Crystal_Rod:16 Akifor:15 Leon:15 Blood_Zombie:14 Crystal_Shard:14 Meat_Grinder:11 Rasputin:8 J'Rai:7
[22:14] < Rasputin> I M THINKING THIS FIGHT WILL GO ON 4EVER!11oneoneon
[22:14] < PTC_GM> (Actually, that was the end of Round 7, this is Round 8 now. :p And Akifor's timer ticks down to (2).)
[22:14] < J`Rai> About how much they'd like to give their GM a good kick in the- er, I mean, give their GM a big hug for making such a challenging adventure.
[22:14] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie attempts to *GLOMP* Rasputin.
[22:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
[22:14] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[22:14] < Rasputin> Dammit, why me?
[22:14] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[22:14] < Leon_Sernia> ((Highwind IS trying to kill you, Rob.))
[22:14] < PTC_GM> And a successful *Glomp* it is.
[22:15] < PTC_GM> 12 damage to the Swordsmaster.
[22:15] < Rasputin> ((True enough. At least it wasn't another crit....))
[22:15] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod darkens the battlefield. (Runic)
[22:15] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[22:15] < Leon_Sernia> ((I mean, I'm normally the one who needs carried off the battlefield on a stretcher. :) ))
[22:15] < Akihito> Attack the Rod.
[22:16] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[22:16] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[22:16] < Akihito> GODDAMN IT!
[22:16] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[22:16] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+14
[22:16] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+14: 6 ( Total: 20 )
[22:16] < PTC_GM> More flakes spray from the Rod.
[22:16] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:16] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[22:17] < PTC_GM> And the Rod fails to send any counter-waves back at you.
[22:17] < PTC_GM> Leon.
[22:17] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the blood zombie.
[22:17] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:17] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
[22:17] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[22:17] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[22:17] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 1 ( Total: 10 )
[22:17] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:17] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 71 ( Total: 71 )
[22:18] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie barely notices he's been hit.
[22:18] < PTC_GM> But he decides to take a defensive posture anyways.
[22:18] < PTC_GM> The crystal shard joins in Parent in darkening the battlefield (Runic).
[22:18] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder spits another hunk of pulsating matter at Akifor.
[22:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[22:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[22:19] * Gullwhacker is now known as Gullwhacker[Dormant]
[22:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[22:19] < PTC_GM> The nice thing about explosives is that you only need to get close to hurt someone. 10 damage to Akifor.
[22:20] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[22:21] < Rasputin> Attack the zombie.
[22:21] < PTC_GM> Flesh or Blood? :p
[22:22] < Rasputin> Which one isn't defending?
[22:22] < PTC_GM> Flesh, it's wondering where its arms are and why it can still glomp.
[22:23] * Rasputin moves in to finish it off then! (hopefully).
[22:23] < Rasputin> (1d100) 40.
[22:23] < PTC_GM> Hit
[22:23] < Rasputin> (1d12+10) 21.
[22:23] < PTC_GM> You kill it and are enveloped in a green cloud.
[22:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 53 ( Total: 53 )
[22:24] * Rasputin sighs
[22:24] < PTC_GM> Fortunately you held you breath long enough to not be poisoned.
[22:24] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
[22:24] < Rasputin> whew.
[22:24] < J`Rai> Who needs a heal?
[22:24] < PTC_GM> Aside from yourself?
[22:24] < PTC_GM> And Akifor?
[22:25] < J`Rai> I'm aware of myself, but how many HP does AKifor have?
[22:25] < PTC_GM> 26
[22:25] < J`Rai> Less than I have, Cure on Akifor.
[22:25] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[22:25] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 3 ( Total: 51 )
[22:25] < PTC_GM> (I thought you had 18 HP, J'Rai?)
[22:26] < J`Rai> (Son of a bitch... ach, I will never divide my attention between two things again, but the action stands.)
[22:27] < PTC_GM> Akifor is healed to 77 HP to finish out round 8.
[22:27] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akifor:18 Crystal_Rod:15 Blood_Zombie:15 Leon:15 Rasputin:15 J'Rai:15 Crystal_Shard:13 Meat_Grinder:2
[22:27] < PTC_GM> Round 9.
[22:27] < PTC_GM> Akifor's timer ticks to (1).
[22:27] < PTC_GM> Go Aki.
[22:27] < J`Rai> (18HP, 0MP. Just a placeholde4r so if I ever have to dig through the logs I know how much I had at this point.)
[22:28] < Akihito> Runic should be up, so... Laser Eyes on Crystal Rod!
[22:29] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[22:29] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 32 ( Total: 32 )
[22:29] < PTC_GM> Hit, obviously.
[22:29] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[22:29] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 3 ( Total: 39 )
[22:30] < PTC_GM> The rod starts glowing.
[22:30] < Rasputin> "Um, this doesn't look good."
[22:30] < Leon_Sernia> "Get ready to duck."
[22:30] * Rasputin nods
[22:31] < PTC_GM> It fires invisible waves at Aki.
[22:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[22:31] < PTC_GM> But to effect.
[22:31] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie leaps at Leon, gibbering all the way.
[22:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[22:31] < PTC_GM> He buries his fingers deep in Leon's chest.
[22:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[22:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 1 ( Total: 33 )
[22:32] < PTC_GM> Dealing 23 damage and healing himself for the same amount.
[22:32] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[22:32] * Leon_Sernia shoots the meat grinder itself.
[22:32] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:32] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[22:32] < PTC_GM> Hit.
[22:32] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[22:32] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 11 ( Total: 20 )
[22:33] < PTC_GM> At least this didn't go plink.
[22:33] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[22:33] < Leon_Sernia> ((Did it go plonk? :) ))
[22:34] < Rasputin> Hmm.
[22:34] < Rasputin> I'll dispatch the Blood Zombie.
[22:35] < Akihito> .
[22:36] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
[22:36] < J`Rai> Tincture on me.
[22:37] < PTC_GM> Raspy's dispatch goes off.
[22:37] < Rasputin> (1d12+10x1.25) 15.
[22:37] < Rasputin> ...
[22:37] < J`Rai> ...
[22:38] < Leon_Sernia> ...
[22:38] < PTC_GM> At least the Blood Zombie noticed you hit it.
[22:38] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard Runics the battlefield.
[22:38] < PTC_GM> And lastly the Meat Grinder churns out another Flesh Zombie.
[22:39] < PTC_GM> END OF ROUND 9
[22:39] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:18 J'Rai:16 Crystal_Shard:16 Flesh_Zombie:15 Rasputin:14 Leon:12 Blood_Zombie:11 Akifor:11 Meat_Grinder:11
[22:39] < PTC_GM> ROUND 10 - Start
[22:39] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod shimmers and sends waves after Akifor again.
[22:39] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:39] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[22:39] < PTC_GM> It manages to kill a flock of birds, but that's about it.
[22:40] < PTC_GM> Also, Aki is back to being his normal Angsty self again at this point. :p
[22:40] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[22:40] < J`Rai> (Cure meself.)
[22:40] * Akihito flaps his arms before falling to the ground, landing on his ass
[22:41] < J`Rai> (And incidentally, on a gerbil.)
[22:41] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[22:41] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 7 ( Total: 55 )
[22:42] < PTC_GM> And J'Rai is 1337 once more.
[22:42] < J`Rai> (No. I am not l33t. I am getting my butt kicked.)
[22:42] < Leon_Sernia> ((So are we. You can heal. Therefore, you are 1337.))
[22:42] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard starts glowing like its parent and sends invisble waves after Akihito.
[22:42] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:42] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 80 ( Total: 80 )
[22:43] < PTC_GM> The waves dig a furrow in the ground, but miss the boy.
[22:43] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie stands there and rots, sending toxic gas towards J'Rai to no effect.
[22:43] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[22:44] < Rasputin> Hmm.
[22:44] < Rasputin> Attack Flesh Zombie.
[22:44] < Rasputin> (1d100) 46.
[22:44] < PTC_GM> (Yes, let's not attack an important target that won't get replaced in after dying...)
[22:44] < PTC_GM> Hits.
[22:45] < Rasputin> (That's how it works? I guess it's too late to change targets.... ^^;;)
[22:46] < PTC_GM> You can change if you want to. ;-)
[22:46] * Rasputin attacks the Meat Grinder.
[22:46] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[22:46] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 13
[22:46] < Rasputin> ....
[22:46] < J`Rai> ...
[22:47] < Leon_Sernia> ...
[22:47] < PTC_GM> *plink*
[22:47] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[22:47] * Leon_Sernia shoots the Grinder. And tries not to plink.
[22:47] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:47] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[22:47] < PTC_GM> I think a crit won't plink.
[22:47] < Leon_Sernia> ((Like that.))
[22:47] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9,200%
[22:47] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9,200%: 7 ( Total: 32.0 )
[22:48] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder has a new hole spraying high velocity giblets.
[22:48] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie leaps at J'Rai, gibbering.
[22:48] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:48] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[22:49] < J`Rai> "Get away! Go! Shoo!"
[22:49] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[22:49] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 7 ( Total: 39 )
[22:49] < PTC_GM> It's bony fingers cut huge gashes all over J'Rais body, dealing 30 damage and healing it for the same amount.
[22:49] < PTC_GM> Akihito, go.
[22:49] < J`Rai> "Arrrgh! My fragile mage hip!
[22:49] < J`Rai> "
[22:50] < Leon_Sernia> ¬_¬
[22:50] < Akihito> What to do, what to do...
[22:50] < PTC_GM> (You could call Valefor again and nobly sacrifice yourself.)
[22:50] < Akihito> NO.
[22:51] < Akihito> Uh... Turn into Akifor again.
[22:51] < PTC_GM> Ooookay...
[22:51] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder tries to spit out another Zombie but finds itself clogged for the moment.
[22:51] < PTC_GM> End of Round 9.
[22:51] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Crystal_Rod:18 Blood_Zombie:16 Leon:16 Akifor:13 Flesh_Zombie:12 J'Rai:10 Rasputin:9 Crystal_Shard:9 Meat_Grinder:7
[22:51] < PTC_GM> Round 10...
[22:52] < PTC_GM> (And Aki with (5) over his head.)
[22:52] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Rod sends waves at Aki.
[22:52] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:52] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[22:52] < Leon_Sernia> ((Ow.))
[22:52] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+20,200%
[22:52] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+20,200%: 4 ( Total: 48.0 )
[22:53] < PTC_GM> Akifor takes 33 damage from the onslaught.
[22:53] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie adopts a defensive stance.
[22:53] * Rasputin thinks to himself, better him than me...
[22:53] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[22:53] * Leon_Sernia has no more tonics, so, he shoots at the meat grinder again.
[22:53] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:53] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 88 ( Total: 88 )
[22:54] < PTC_GM> As large as that thing is, you manage to kill some more birds instead of it.
[22:54] < PTC_GM> Akifor, go.
[22:54] < Leon_Sernia> ((Damn birds ruining my shot!))
[22:54] < Akihito> Laser Eyes.
[22:54] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[22:54] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
[22:55] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[22:55] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[22:55] < Akihito> On the Rod, BTW.
[22:55] < PTC_GM> The Rod shatters into a million, billion peices.
[22:55] < Rasputin> YAY!
[22:55] < J`Rai> "HELL YES!"
[22:55] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie sends some toxic gas Rasputin's way.
[22:55] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[22:55] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[22:56] < Leon_Sernia> "FINALLY!"
[22:56] * Rasputin sighs
[22:56] < PTC_GM> And Rasputin inhales a lungful of it, turning green again.
[22:56] < PTC_GM> J'Rai, go.
[22:57] < J`Rai> (Anyone need healing?)
[22:57] < Leon_Sernia> "Oh, great. More poison."
[22:57] < PTC_GM> (Everyone is hurt, but Leon is the worst with 28 HP.)
[22:57] < J`Rai> (Heal Leon.)
[22:58] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[22:58] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 2 ( Total: 50 )
[22:58] < PTC_GM> Leon is maxxed.
[22:58] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[22:59] < PTC_GM> Rasputin?
[22:59] < Rasputin> hmm.
[23:00] < Rasputin> Dispatch on teh Meat Grinder.
[23:00] < PTC_GM> Goes off on 7.
[23:00] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard, devoid of its Parent just sits there.
[23:00] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder churns, but is still jammed.
[23:00] < PTC_GM> END OF ROUND 10
[23:01] < PTC_GM> Rasputin's Poison does 3 damage and Aki's timer ticks to (4).
[23:01] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:15 Crystal_Shard:14 Leon:13 Rasputin:12 Akifor:11 J'Rai:11 Meat_Grinder:11 Blood_Zombie:9
[23:01] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie ambles to Leon for an attempted *Glomping*.
[23:01] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:01] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 71 ( Total: 71 )
[23:02] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[23:02] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[23:02] < Rasputin> *ahem*
[23:02] < Rasputin> You missed me. Again.
[23:02] < PTC_GM> Remind me of these things sooner. :p
[23:02] < PTC_GM> Do your damage.
[23:02] < Rasputin> Sorry. ^^;
[23:02] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10x1.25
[23:02] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10x1.25 ) 13.75
[23:03] < Leon_Sernia> ...
[23:03] < PTC_GM> Hello plink, I know thy sound.
[23:03] < Rasputin> I wish there was emoticon for the One Piece jawdrop.
[23:03] < PTC_GM> And he barely gets the h0t h0t *Glomp* going for 15 damage on Leon.
[23:04] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard sits there.
[23:04] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[23:04] < Leon_Sernia> "Just die already!" Leon shoots at the meat grinder.
[23:04] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:04] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 79 ( Total: 79 )
[23:04] < PTC_GM> hit
[23:04] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[23:04] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 2 ( Total: 11 )
[23:05] < PTC_GM> *plink*
[23:05] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go and remind me this time.
[23:05] < Rasputin> Attack Meat Grinder again.
[23:05] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[23:05] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 42
[23:06] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[23:06] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 16
[23:06] < PTC_GM> You hear a *ding* this time.
[23:06] < PTC_GM> Akifor.
[23:06] < Akihito> Laser Eyes on the Meat Grinder
[23:07] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[23:07] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[23:07] < PTC_GM> hit
[23:07] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[23:07] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[23:08] < PTC_GM> Another hole spews giblets.
[23:08] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
[23:08] < J`Rai> (Who needs healing the most?)
[23:08] < PTC_GM> Rasputin has the least HP at 30
[23:09] < J`Rai> (Heal.)
[23:09] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[23:09] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 2 ( Total: 50 )
[23:09] < PTC_GM> Rasputin is maxxed and you're at 0 HP.
[23:10] < J`Rai> ...
[23:10] < Leon_Sernia> ((MP.))
[23:10] < PTC_GM> (Thank you. MP.)
[23:10] * J`Rai takes a deeeeeep breath.
[23:10] < PTC_GM> The Meat Grinder hocks up another ball of pulsing flesh. This time aimed at J'Rai.
[23:10] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:10] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 32 ( Total: 32 )
[23:11] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[23:11] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[23:12] < PTC_GM> 13 damage to the Mage.
[23:13] < PTC_GM> Finally, the Blood Zombie shuffles to Rasputin and goes stabby-stab.
[23:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 77 ( Total: 77 )
[23:13] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[23:13] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 3 ( Total: 35 )
[23:13] < PTC_GM> Rasputin takes 21 damage.
[23:13] < PTC_GM> End of Round 10, Rasputin's poison deals 2 damage, and Aki's counter drops to (4).
[23:14] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akifor:18 Rasputin:16 J'Rai:15 Leon:14 Blood_Zombie:13 Flesh_Zombie:11 Crystal_Shard:9 Meat_Grinder:5
[23:14] < PTC_GM> Aki, let's see some hardcore action.
[23:14] < J`Rai> Some hardcore Grinder-smashing action.
[23:14] < Akihito> Laser Eyes!
[23:15] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[23:15] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[23:15] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[23:15] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[23:15] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yeah, that's the stuff.))
[23:15] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[23:16] < Rasputin> Please Die.
[23:16] < Rasputin> Meat Grinder. Again.
[23:16] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[23:16] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 39
[23:16] < PTC_GM> Hit
[23:16] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[23:16] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 14
[23:16] * Rasputin sighs
[23:16] < Rasputin> *Plink*
[23:17] < PTC_GM> J'Rai
[23:17] < J`Rai> (Tincture.)
[23:17] < PTC_GM> Leon
[23:17] < Leon_Sernia> ((Shooting.))
[23:17] < J`Rai> (Oh, shit. GM, what HP am I at?)
[23:17] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:17] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 43 ( Total: 43 )
[23:17] < PTC_GM> (J-24)
[23:17] < PTC_GM> hit
[23:17] < Leon_Sernia> Meat Grinder.
[23:17] < J`Rai> (Thank you.)
[23:18] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[23:18] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 9 ( Total: 18 )
[23:18] < PTC_GM> The Grinder is picking up quite the selection of holes.
[23:18] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie shuffles to Akifor and stabby-stabs.
[23:18] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:18] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[23:19] < PTC_GM> And manages to kill some air, but that's about it.
[23:19] < Leon_Sernia> "...I need a better gun."
[23:19] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie attempts to *Glomp* Leon.
[23:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[23:19] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+20
[23:19] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[23:19] < PTC_GM> And a beautiful glomping it is, 15 damage.
[23:20] < PTC_GM> The shard chills out some more, and the Meat Grinder sprays blood at Akifor.
[23:20] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:20] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[23:20] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+1
[23:20] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+1: 4 ( Total: 5 )
[23:20] < PTC_GM> Akifor takes 1 damage from the highvelocity blood spray.
[23:21] < PTC_GM> End of round 11, Rasputin's poison does two more damage and Aki's timer goes down to (3).
[23:21] < PTC_GM> Will you people kill these monsters already?
[23:21] < J`Rai> Shut up.
[23:21] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:19 J'Rai:16 Blood_Zombie:15 Crystal_Shard:15 Leon:11 Akifor:10 Rasputin:10 Meat_Grinder:4
[23:21] < PTC_GM> Round 12.
[23:22] < PTC_GM> The flesh zombie rots some more, but seeing as how nobody can be poisoned at the moment...
[23:22] < PTC_GM> Go J'Rai.
[23:22] < J`Rai> (Who needs healing the most?)
[23:22] < PTC_GM> Rasputing has 20 HP
[23:22] < J`Rai> (...)
[23:22] < J`Rai> (I am SO tempted to let you hang there.)
[23:23] < J`Rai> (But I am a White Mage. Heal Rasputin. AGAIN.)
[23:23] < PTC_GM> Raspy is maxed out.
[23:23] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie ambles back over that way and stabby-stabs.
[23:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 28 ( Total: 28 )
[23:23] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[23:23] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+32: 4 ( Total: 36 )
[23:24] < PTC_GM> 22 damage for that wicked stab.
[23:24] < Leon_Sernia> ((On...?))
[23:24] < PTC_GM> Rasputin. :p
[23:24] < J`Rai> (AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!)
[23:24] < PTC_GM> The Shard chills some more.
[23:24] < PTC_GM> Go Leon.
[23:24] < Rasputin> Oh yeah, pick on the LVL 1 guy some more....
[23:25] < PTC_GM> You had the most HP. O_O
[23:25] * Leon_Sernia fires at the meat grinder.
[23:25] < Rasputin> o_O
[23:25] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:25] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[23:25] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[23:25] < PTC_GM> hit
[23:25] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 1 ( Total: 10 )
[23:26] < PTC_GM> plink
[23:26] < PTC_GM> Akifor, I choose you!
[23:27] < J`Rai> (Adam?)
[23:28] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, while we wait for Aki, go.
[23:29] < Rasputin> hmm.
[23:29] < Rasputin> I'll attack the Meat Grinder. Again.
[23:29] < Rasputin> (1d100) 89.
[23:29] < PTC_GM> ...
[23:29] < Rasputin> Even Bateman's dicescript has abandoned me. ;_;
[23:29] < PTC_GM> You missed a stationary target, with a sword.
[23:30] < PTC_GM> Aki uses Laser Eyes again.
[23:30] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:30] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
[23:30] < PTC_GM> hits
[23:31] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d8+36
[23:31] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d8+36: 8 ( Total: 44 )
[23:31] < Akihito> ((ACK!))
[23:31] < J`Rai> (Dude, those were nice rolls. Pick a target.)
[23:31] < PTC_GM> The top the Meat Grinder is blown off in an explosion of bloody chaff and entrails.
[23:31] < Akihito> .... Wow... Elisha got a perfect roll.
[23:32] < J`Rai> Mwah!
[23:32] < PTC_GM> Oddly it is still running...
[23:32] < Leon_Sernia> ...
[23:32] < PTC_GM> But not very well... it just sits there for its action.
[23:32] < PTC_GM> End of ROUND XXXXXXX, Rasputin takes 2 more damage from Poison, Aki's timer ticks to (3).
[23:33] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:17 Akifor:16 J'Rai:14 Blood_Zombie:13 Rasputin:11 Leon:9 Crystal_Shard:7 Meat_Grinder:4
[23:33] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie attempts to *Glomp* Akifor.
[23:33] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:33] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 75 ( Total: 75 )
[23:33] < PTC_GM> But glomps a boulder instead.
[23:33] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[23:34] < Akihito> Laser Eyes, Grinder.
[23:34] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[23:34] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[23:34] < PTC_GM> You just killed it.
[23:34] < Akihito> !roll 1d8+36
[23:34] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d8+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[23:35] < PTC_GM> The rest Meat Grinder just kind of dissolves before releasing a flurry of glowing orbs, all of which get absorbed by the Crystal Shard, causing it to glow again.
[23:35] * Rasputin whips out a large red neon sign that reads: 4"YAY!"
[23:35] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie shuffles to Akifor and stabby-stabs.
[23:35] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:35] * Leon_Sernia looks exhausted.
[23:35] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[23:35] < PTC_GM> Miss.
[23:35] < PTC_GM> Rasputin, go.
[23:36] * Leon_Sernia also looks annoyed that the zombies didn't vanish.
[23:36] < PTC_GM> "Braaaiinnsss..."
[23:36] < Leon_Sernia> "SHUT UP!"
[23:36] < PTC_GM> "Differrentttiiiaaallll.... Gleeeiinnchunnnggeeenn."
[23:37] < PTC_GM> (Day ain't over yet people.)
[23:40] < Rasputin> Dispatch on the Blood Zombie.
[23:40] < J`Rai> ...just go for Rob.
[23:40] < J`Rai> Heh.
[23:40] < PTC_GM> Goes off on (9) right after Leon.
[23:40] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[23:40] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the flesh zombie.
[23:41] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:41] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[23:41] < PTC_GM> hit
[23:41] < Leon_Sernia> !roll1d12+9
[23:41] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+9
[23:41] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+9: 9 ( Total: 18 )
[23:41] < PTC_GM> It now is the owner of a large hole in its chest.
[23:41] < PTC_GM> Raspy, dispatch.
[23:42] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10x1.25
[23:42] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10x1.25 ) 22.5
[23:43] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie sprays gallons of high-pressure blood on Rasputin.
[23:43] < Rasputin> But is it dead?
[23:43] < J`Rai> "Yay, someone else's clothes are getting bloodstained for once."
[23:43] < PTC_GM> No, it is not dead. ;-)
[23:43] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard sends invisible waves at Akifor.
[23:43] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:43] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[23:44] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[23:44] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 3 ( Total: 33 )
[23:44] < PTC_GM> 18 damage to teh Hybrid
[23:44] < PTC_GM> End of whatever round this is. Rasputin takes 2 more damage and Aki's timer ticks to (2).
[23:44] < J`Rai> ...hold on a second. I didn't go this round.
[23:45] < PTC_GM> Ooops, you're right. ;p
[23:45] * J`Rai just noticed. o_O;;
[23:45] < J`Rai> Cure on the Blood Zombie.
[23:45] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[23:45] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 70 ( Total: 70 )
[23:45] < PTC_GM> It's dead.
[23:45] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[23:45] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 2 ( Total: 50 )
[23:46] < PTC_GM> The Blood Zombie disintegrates, spraying more blood on Rasputin.
[23:46] < J`Rai> "Yay!"
[23:46] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Flesh_Zombie:19 Rasputin:16 J'Rai:14 Crystal_Shard:14 Leon:13 Akifor:10
[23:46] < PTC_GM> ALMOST TO THE HOME STRETCH, WILL THE HEROES SURVIVE?
[23:46] < J`Rai> Maybe.
[23:46] < PTC_GM> The Flesh Zombie rots some more...
[23:46] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[23:46] < Rasputin> Attack on the Flesh Zombie.
[23:47] < Rasputin> (1d100) 45.
[23:47] < Rasputin> (1d12+10) 22.
[23:47] < PTC_GM> It's basically done for as it collapses into a fog of green gas.
[23:48] < PTC_GM> J'Rai.
[23:48] < J`Rai> (Who needs healing the most?)
[23:48] < PTC_GM> Rasputin has 19.
[23:48] < Rasputin> (Knowing ELisha, me.
[23:48] < Rasputin> +)
[23:48] < J`Rai> (Heal Rasputin. AGAIN.)
[23:48] < PTC_GM> He's maxed out, AGAIN.
[23:49] < Rasputin> (Seriously, hit somebody else. Rasputin has already been he'll for 100+ damage in this game)
[23:49] < PTC_GM> The Crystal Shard sends invisible waves at Akifor.
[23:49] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d100
[23:49] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[23:49] < Rasputin> -he'll +healed
[23:49] < PTC_GM> And kills a a flock of birds instead of Aki.
[23:49] < PTC_GM> Leon, go.
[23:50] * Leon_Sernia only has one choice: shoot at the shard.
[23:50] < Leon_Sernia> ((Nice knowing you.))
[23:50] * J`Rai grabs up a few birds that are still whole and don't have blood all over them and stuffs them into his pack. Free dinner, yay.
[23:50] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:50] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[23:50] < PTC_GM> Leon shoots another Bird for J'Rai's dinner.
[23:50] < PTC_GM> Aki, go.
[23:50] < J`Rai> "Woo!" J`Rai collects it.
[23:51] * Akihito takes Flight
[23:52] < PTC_GM> Okay... Another Round passes. Rasputin takes 4 more damage, and Aki's timer is down to (1).
[23:52] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akifor:16 Rasputin:15 J'Rai:15 Leon:14 Crystal_Shard:9
[23:52] < PTC_GM> Kill, the, damn, shard.
[23:52] < PTC_GM> Aki.
[23:52] < Akihito> NO!
[23:52] < Akihito> I'm not dying again. -_-
[23:52] < Leon_Sernia> ((We're, working, on, it.))
[23:52] < Rasputin> Use a spell this time or something.
[23:53] < Akihito> Energy Ray IS technically a spell, damn it.
[23:53] < Rasputin> I thought it only counters attack actions.
[23:53] < Leon_Sernia> ((Maybe it only counters magic actions.))
[23:53] < PTC_GM> The Rod countered Attack Actions. The Shard is another beast altogether.
[23:54] < Rasputin> Hmm.
[23:54] < PTC_GM> Someone do something.
[23:54] < Akihito> Fine.
[23:54] < Akihito> I attack.
[23:54] < Akihito> -_-
[23:54] < Akihito> !roll 1d100
[23:54] < Highwind> Akihito - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[23:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((>.<))
[23:55] < Akihito> ..........................................
[23:55] < J`Rai> (See! You didn't have to worry at all!)
[23:55] < Rasputin> Oh well.
[23:55] < PTC_GM> Aki manages to make a nice crater in the ground as he dives towards the shard.
[23:55] < PTC_GM> Rasputin.
[23:55] < Rasputin> !dice 1d100
[23:55] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d100 ) 21
[23:55] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+10
[23:55] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+10 ) 19
[23:55] < PTC_GM> You knock a chunk of the shard off, but it still sits there glowing.
[23:56] < PTC_GM> Jman?
[23:56] < J`Rai> (J`Rai.)
[23:56] * J`Rai winds up with his staff and smacks the shard with all his puny mage strength.
[23:56] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[23:56] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 9 ( Total: 9 )
[23:56] < J`Rai> (Woooo!)
[23:57] < PTC_GM> You didn't want to do that.
[23:57] < PTC_GM> ... No wait, you wanted to do that.
[23:57] < PTC_GM> It's Leon that didn't. :p
[23:57] < PTC_GM> Give me you're crit damage.
[23:57] < J`Rai> (Heh.)
[23:57] * SSFSX17 has joined #generica
[23:57] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+4,200%
[23:57] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+4,200%: 5 ( Total: 18.0 )
[23:57] < PTC_GM> ...
[23:57] < J`Rai> (...)
[23:58] < PTC_GM> You didn't kill it. It continues glowing.
[23:58] < PTC_GM> Leon... >.>
[23:58] * J`Rai makes faces at the shard and feels mature.
[23:58] < Leon_Sernia> *sigh* "No choice, then."
[23:59] * Leon_Sernia fires.
[23:59] < PTC_GM> ...
[23:59] < Leon_Sernia> ((Er, after looking at the backlog, make that defend.))
[23:59] < PTC_GM> :)
[23:59] < PTC_GM> Right.
[23:59] < PTC_GM> The shard decides it doesn't like magic and runics the battlefield.
[00:00] < Leon_Sernia> "I just can't hit the damned thing. Anybody else want to try?"
[00:00] < PTC_GM> END OF ROUND 208, Rasputin takes 4 damage, and Aki turns into a real boy.
[00:00] < PTC_GM> Battle order: Akifor:16 Leon:15 J'Rai:14 Rasputin:13 Crystal_Shard:9
[00:00] < PTC_GM> Go people, go.
[00:01] < PTC_GM> Aki?
[00:02] < Rasputin> I'd do it, but you have to go through Aki, Leon, and J'Rai first. :D
[00:02] < PTC_GM> (Let me suggest: RASPUTIN SMASH!)
[00:02] < Rasputin> >.>
[00:02] < J`Rai> (Adam?)
[00:02] < PTC_GM> Aki cowers in fear of the shard.
[00:03] < PTC_GM> J'Rai?
[00:03] < J`Rai> I smack it again with my puny mage strength, because I'm too cheap to drink another tincture.
[00:03] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[00:03] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[00:03] < PTC_GM> Hit...
[00:03] < J`Rai> Yay. And this time, I will remember this thing has a Sleep effect.
[00:04] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+4
[00:04] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+4: 6 ( Total: 10 )
[00:04] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[00:04] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[00:04] < PTC_GM> You killed it. Time for the Final Attack...
[00:04] < PTC_GM> !roll 1d6+30
[00:04] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 1d6+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[00:04] < J`Rai> (Damn, didn't go of- oh shit.)
[00:04] < PTC_GM> The shard explodes in a flurry of hyper-dimensional energy, dealing 18 damage to J'Rai.
[00:05] < PTC_GM> Finally, the battle is over.
[00:05] * J`Rai spins his staff around his fingers dextrously and thrusts it at the camera righteously.
[00:05] < PTC_GM> !roll 10d100
[00:05] < Highwind> PTC_GM - 10d100: 40, 60, 13, 94, 42, 61, 97, 85, 9, 54 ( Total: 555 )
[00:05] * J`Rai then falls over
[00:05] < J`Rai> (Can I Poach the Rod?)
[00:05] * Leon_Sernia is about to take a drink of water, then thinks better of it and dumps the canteen all over himself.
[00:06] < Leon_Sernia> *it doesn't help the gore on him.
[00:06] < PTC_GM> You find an antidote, a Serpent Sword, two tinctures, a Phoenix Down, and a Leather Outfit, all covered in ichor, amongst the carnage.
[00:07] < PTC_GM> You also get 2561 XP and find 956 gil.
[00:07] < Leon_Sernia> ((O.O))
[00:07] < Rasputin> Serpent Sword be what kind of Sword?
[00:07] < J`Rai> "I hold an interest in the healing items."
[00:07] < J`Rai> (2561XP EACH?!)
[00:07] < PTC_GM> (No, total.)
[00:07] < J`Rai> (Oh good.)
[00:08] < J`Rai> (640 each with 1 left over.)
[00:08] < PTC_GM> (That's 825 XP per person and 325 gil per person in total for the whole fight.)
[00:09] < Rasputin> That's just this fight, right? It's not counting the earlier one, correct?
[00:09] < Leon_Sernia> "...Next time we head out here, we bring reinforcements."
[00:09] < PTC_GM> (The 825 XP/person is counting the earlier fight.)
[00:09] < Rasputin> Ah, OK.
[00:09] < Rasputin> Just wanted to be sure.
[00:09] < PTC_GM> Just as you think you can't go anymore, reinforcements from the keep arrive and secure the area. You are then carried back to the keep to recouperate.
[00:10] < PTC_GM> (J-man, you want to poach?)
[00:10] < J`Rai> (The Rod.)
[00:10] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[00:10] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[00:10] < J`Rai> (Fail by the tiniest margin. Ouch.)
[00:10] < PTC_GM> Well, you made it. Roll 1d100 again.
[00:10] < J`Rai> (...)
[00:10] < J`Rai> (Never look a gift horse in the mouth.)
[00:10] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[00:11] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 76 ( Total: 76 )
[00:11] < PTC_GM> (I gave a bonus to the roll. :p)
[00:11] < J`Rai> (Ah.)
[00:11] < PTC_GM> ... You find nothing but shiny bits of crystal.
[00:11] < J`Rai> (Damn.)
[00:11] < PTC_GM> So, divvy up those items people.
[00:12] < Akihito> I want the Tintcures.
[00:12] < J`Rai> I'd like some of the healing items.
[00:12] < Leon_Sernia> I don't need the Leather outfit, but I'll take it if no one else wants it.
[00:13] * J`Rai takes the Down and the Antidote, if noone minds?
[00:13] < Rasputin> I'll take the sword.
[00:13] < Leon_Sernia> To sell, of course.
[00:13] < Leon_Sernia> No objection here.
[00:15] < PTC_GM> So... The Sword is left.
[00:15] < Leon_Sernia> Rasputin claimed it.
[00:15] < PTC_GM> I didn't see that. >.>
[00:15] < Rasputin> < Rasputin> I'll take the sword.
[00:16] < Rasputin> The poison touch effect should come in handy.
[00:16] < Rasputin> And ironic, seeing how I got poisoned about 3 times in this game. :D
[00:16] < Rasputin> BTW, any XP bonuses?
[00:16] < J`Rai> (Buy a Serum Wrist, then. :P)
[00:17] < J`Rai> (Er, if your class allows it.)
[00:17] < PTC_GM> Rasputin will get one if someone tells me exactly how many times Rasputin was healed and Poisoned.
[00:17] < PTC_GM> And J'Rai gets 50 bonus XP for keeping hope alive.
[00:17] < J`Rai> (Cool.)
[00:20] < PTC_GM> Actually... Everyone gets an extra 100 XP for being troopers. :D
[00:20] < Rasputin> YAY!
[00:20] < Leon_Sernia> Cool.
[00:21] < J`Rai> Awesome.
[00:21] * Highwind has quit IRC (Quit: I told you to make it high, bastard.)
[00:21] < Rasputin> We deserve it for surviving a 15+ round battle. :D
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