Old MacDonald's Farm: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
GM: Tempest 56
PC's: Anferon Silyar (Okami Gambler/Wicked Wizard of the South; played by Silphion), Kitsuko Mitama (Human Black Caller/the summoner with the least issues; played by Leminex), Leon Sernia (Human Mediator/*whipcrack*; played by Newbie X), Moland (Moogle Fighter/drunkard with a gun; played by randomsyllable), Misato Izumi (Mithra Samurai/token honorable badass; played by Sekhmet), Oren Camala (Elf Archer/Immoral Bastard; played by [read error: information lost])
Special Guest NPC: Jennifer, the Red Ninja (GM controlled)
Your not-so-friendly bot: Special guest-bot Kefka! (Or Highwind in a Kefka costume, I'm not sure which)
[19:47] < Tempest56> Hey, Leon, what's Jennifers SPD again?
[19:47] * Typhoon has joined #generica
[19:47] * Tempest56 sets mode: +v Kitsuko
[19:48] < Anferon> gwah... the Red Ninja's coming with us? Oh boy.
[19:48] < Kitsuko> 5
[19:48] < Leon_Sernia> Gimme a moment to check.
[19:48] < Kitsuko> Its 5, trust me :p
[19:48] < Tempest56> Why wouldn't she be? Unless I missed something. :D
[19:49] < Leon_Sernia> Okay. I needed to load up my character sheet, anyway. :)
[19:50] < Leon_Sernia> Other computer, and all.
[19:53] < Tempest56> Alright, start in 5. If Leebot isn't here, Random called the open spot.
[19:54] * Kitsuko nods
[19:54] * Teucer[Jedi] has quit IRC (Quit: Party time!)
[19:56] * Tempest56 sets mode: +v random|gone
[19:56] * random|gone is now known as Moland
[19:56] < Moland> You rang?
[19:56] < Anferon> ah! the klepto!
[19:57] * Moland rips Anferon's throat out.
[19:57] < Moland> "Stealing voices too."
[19:57] < Anferon> bah, Anferon's worse than Moland in one regard.
[19:57] < Anferon> He can potentially kill the party without chance for a second thought
[19:57] < Anferon> especially if Highwind decides to REALLY hate me
[19:58] < Typhoon> (You'd need a LOT of enemies to do that...)
[19:58] < Anferon> (only 6)
[19:58] < Typhoon> (And in that case, there's a very low chance to actually kill everyone.)
[19:58] * Anferon snrks, remembering Carl's two heart attacks over "close calls" a few sessions ago.
[19:58] < Typhoon> (It's a possibility, but...)
[19:59] * Anferon orders steak-out while they wait.
[20:00] < Tempest56> Alright, let's get this goin'.
[20:00] * Oren_Camala wonders off to grab dinner before the game star-
[20:00] < Anferon> yay!
[20:00] < Oren_Camala> Dangit. :p
[20:00] * Tempest56 sets mode: +m
[20:00] * Tempest56 puts on THE MIGHTY HAT. But not The Hat. That one's different.
[20:00] < Moland> I'd hope so.
[20:01] < Tempest56> Most of you know who Old MacDonald is. He's almost a legend around the area - he's been farming the same area of land outside of the city for longer than any of you have been alive.
[20:01] < Tempest56> MacDonald's farm is also known as a place where all sorts of bizarre things happen. Constantly, there's one crisis or another happening there, in the most improbable ways.
[20:02] < Tempest56> One year - volcanos. Another - giant locusts. Another - robotic bunny rabbits.
[20:02] < Tempest56> Despite the fact that the farm is plagued by bad luck and strange circumstance, Old MacDonald is still able to always make it through each season to the next, often using the previous setback to get on his feet again.
[20:03] < Tempest56> This is also good for you guys, because with all the problems, Old MacDonald is one of the Guild's most consistent long term employers, having hired Guild members to handle his problems for, again, longer than any of you have been alive.
[20:04] < Tempest56> Sometimes the jobs are milk runs - a few times, they've killed adventurers who've gotten in over their heads. The request that's come in today sounds like a doozy, though, as you go to visit Slim, the farm's man at the Guild.
[20:04] < Tempest56> Slim's waiting for all of you, chewin' tobacco and spitting occasionally, seeing who's showing up for this one.
[20:05] * Misato picks her path carefully to avoid stepping in tobacco spit. Ew.
[20:05] * Kitsuko gives a brief nod and simply waits, she has yet to find the farm life endearing, but a job is a job.
[20:05] * Anferon enters the meeting room quietly, idly flexing his left arm, and giving it a little rub.
[20:06] * Leon_Sernia is standing around, waiting for something to happen, with Jennifer at his side. As usual.
[20:06] * Moland nods to Misato and Leon, stepping forward.
[20:06] * Anferon looks over towards the others inside, Moland and Oren he reconized immediatlly, giving the latter a friendly nod. Kitsuko and Misato though, he couldn't help but smile charmingly for, giving a slight bow to them. However, there was an employer here, so flirting was saved for later.
[20:07] < Moland> "What's up Slim?
[20:07] * Oren_Camala smirks to himself, thinking things he shouldn't be thinking.
[20:07] * Anferon took notice of the last, Leon, and his companion, the rather comely Jennifer. Giving a slight wave to both, he turned back around to "Slim", introductions for later.
[20:07] * Misato is completely unimpressed by Anferon, and instead bobs her head politely to Kitsuko in greeting before looking back at Slim. If it's sheep again...
[20:07] < Tempest56> "The crops." Slim spits again, and shakes his head. "An' I mean literally. The old man's really done it this time. He decided to try out a new fertilizer."
[20:07] < Anferon> "Good evening, sir. I believe all of us are here."
[20:07] < Tempest56> "When I saw 'em last, the crops were about four times the height of the farmhouse."
[20:07] * Leon_Sernia notices Oren. . o O (How in the world do we keep ending up together?)
[20:08] < Moland> "A good yield then."
[20:08] * Misato arches an eyebrow at that. "Impressive fertilizer."
[20:08] * Leon_Sernia raises an eyebrow.
[20:08] < Tempest56> "They'd be a great yield, if they didn't keep trying to eat the hired help."
[20:08] < Anferon> "Well, long as the crops can be eaten or used, and not be eating us, I don't see the problem."
[20:08] < Anferon> "...right."
[20:09] < Leon_Sernia> "...how can crops eat a person?"
[20:09] < Moland> "That would cut into overhead, yeah."
[20:09] < Kitsuko> "So weed whacking duty?"
[20:09] < Tempest56> Slim shakes his head sadly - he's seen a lot of problems at the farm, but this one seems to really have him worried. "The worst part is that they seem to know what they're doing. And they're growing outwards, taking over more and more space." He leans forward a little. "They actually *blow out* the torches when we try to set 'em on fire."
[20:10] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[20:10] < Kitsuko> "Lovely."
[20:10] * Misato blinks. Twice.
[20:10] < Oren_Camala> "I've seen a Seline Man Trap once, but these plants seem a lot nastier."
[20:10] < Moland> "Sounds entertaining."
[20:11] * Anferon chuckles softly, rubbing the back of his head. Well, at least there probably won't be trap vines this time. That was...something else. Don't know what.
[20:11] < Anferon> "You have an odd definition of entertaining, Moland."
[20:11] < Misato> "And you expect us to take care of your ... vegetation, then?"
[20:11] < Tempest56> "So you get weed whacking duty, like you said. Not the whole thing, but your pay's gonna be for going in there, finding out what's causing this, and try to stop it. There's gotta be some ringleader or something for this, just like there was for the cows."
[20:12] < Kitsuko> "A rotten tomato in the batch?"
[20:13] < Tempest56> "I dunno. It started near the leafy vegatables, so some lettuce might be at the head of this."
[20:13] < Misato> "If it holds true for tomatoes as it does for apples..."
[20:13] * Misato flinches at the terrible pun.
[20:13] < Kitsuko> "I see..."
[20:13] * Kitsuko shakes her head a little.
[20:13] < Moland> "No puns. Please, no puns."
[20:13] * Leon_Sernia fights off the reflexive urge to shoot at the punster.
[20:13] < Kitsuko> "You want the crop mostly intact still though?"
[20:14] < Tempest56> Slim jots down the party's names. "The crops don't do us any good like this. If you have to destroy 'em, do it. The old man would rather have empty fields he can replant than an infestation of man-eating cabbage."
[20:15] < Kitsuko> "Right, we'll do what we can."
[20:15] < Misato> "I do not think I can disagree with his logic," the samurai mutters. "Shall we lea--" Flinch. She catches herself mid-pun. "--depart?"
[20:15] < Tempest56> "Now, I gotta warn ya, this one's going to be dangerous. And once you go in, there's no telling what's waiting for ya. So better back out now if you're going to."
[20:16] * Moland nods to Misato. "Thanks for the courtesy."
[20:16] < Leon_Sernia> "Why would we want to do that? This is our job."
[20:16] < Moland> "Slim, when would I let you down?"
[20:16] * Misato inclines her head slightly to Moland before giving Slim a 'what do you take us for?' look.
[20:16] * Anferon grins a bit.
[20:17] * Kitsuko tips her hat back, "Pssh, I don't scare and I don't back down."
[20:17] < Anferon> "Back out? Nawww... this sounds rather fun."
[20:17] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[20:17] < Kitsuko> (Yay for Bravo)
[20:17] < Moland> ((Back down, eh?...))
[20:17] < Tempest56> With a nod, Slim signs the contract paper for the hire. "Alright then. Good luck. The usual pay will be waiting for you once you get it done. The old man'll be waiting for you at the farmhouse."
[20:18] < Kitsuko> "Right."
[20:18] < Tempest56> (Anybody making any stops before hitting the road?)
[20:18] < Moland> (One sec)
[20:18] < Oren_Camala> (Not I.)
[20:18] < Anferon> ( Shield shop )
[20:18] * Kitsuko heads off already knowing the path, but waits up for Misato, "How do we manage to keep getting mixed up in these sorts of missions?"
[20:19] < Misato> (I'm good.)
[20:19] < Leon_Sernia> ((I think I'll get something.))
[20:19] < Moland> (I' m good)
[20:19] * Misato follows Kitsuko out with a wry expression on her normally stoic face. "We are gluttons for punishment, perhaps," she answers, shrugging. "I imagine the spirits may laugh now, but reward us later for... being good sports."
[20:19] < Oren_Camala> "Hey Leon, Jennifer, funny how our trip keeps getting delayed."
[20:20] < Kitsuko> (I'm bad but I'm also not buying anything)
[20:20] * Moland wanders over, flask in hand.
[20:20] < Misato> (:D)
[20:20] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah. That is pretty strange. What are they doing, anyway?"
[20:20] < Moland> "So how is life then Misato?"
[20:20] * Anferon walks along them, and pauses, quickly moving ahead of the party to face them. "Ah.. just a minute."
[20:20] * Anferon grins sheepishly, and pats his left arm.
[20:21] < Kitsuko> "Mmm, In Prieve 'may you live an interesting life' is a curse, but I've never quite agreed with that. Better this then something mundane."
[20:21] * Misato turns politely to Moland. "It treats me well enough. Yourself?"
[20:21] < Anferon> "I need to do something real quick, I'll catch up with you guys in a few, then I'll introduce myself--I don't recognize some of you."
[20:21] < Moland> "Not too badly."
[20:21] < Oren_Camala> "Who knows, Leon, who knows..."
[20:21] < Moland> "I was wondering if you have seen the thief around recently. She and I need to talk."
[20:21] < Misato> "We live in interesting times, but I hardly think it a curse," she replies to Kitsuko, sounding amused. "If nothing more, it keeps us... on our toes."
[20:21] < Tempest56> (So, purchases?)
[20:21] < Leon_Sernia> "I'd better get some stuff, too. I'll meet the rest of you at the gate."
[20:21] * Misato arches an eyebrow. "Stabitha? I have not, recently."
[20:21] * Anferon turns, and heads off to the nearest smith shop.
[20:22] < Anferon> ( Trade in Anferon's buckler for a bronze shield )
[20:22] < Tempest56> (Coo'.)
[20:22] < Oren_Camala> (afk for a bit)
[20:22] < Leon_Sernia> ((Trading in Cap for Leather Hat.))
[20:22] < Moland> "Too bad. I will need to find her another time."
[20:22] < Tempest56> (Both noted.)
[20:22] < Kitsuko> "Stabitha has been a bit tied up lately, she's got a few jobs going on plus the stuff on the side she does."
[20:23] * Moland turns to Kitsuko.
[20:23] < Moland> "Really? Thanks you for the information."
[20:23] < Moland> "I don't think I've had the pleasure however."
[20:23] * Misato purses her lips. Whether to hide a smile or protest is anyone's guess. "So many members have side pursuits. Perhaps I should indulge."
[20:24] < Moland> "You should. I have no hobbies but drink right now. It makes for a lonely time."
[20:24] * Kitsuko eyes the moggle, and shrugs, "Kitsuko Mitama, I'm not that good with names and most people tend to be fairly forgettable around here. Still nice to meet you."
[20:24] < Anferon> ( okay, char sheet changed )
[20:24] < Misato> "I can only imagine," she answers to Moland, slightly wry.
[20:25] < Moland> "I agree, and really, my name doesn't matter it seems. Only my cousin's." he replies with a smile smile.
[20:25] * Anferon returns probably a good half an hour later, there was no visible change to him, but he was flexing his left arm a bit. A distinct metallic sliding sound was heard beneath the sleeve of his long coat. Relaxing the arm again, he grinned towards the rest of the party, giving a nod.
[20:25] < Kitsuko> "Names don't matter at all, only power and names are only an illusion of real power."
[20:25] < Anferon> "Good to go."
[20:26] < Misato> "Names hold a good deal of power," she corrects gently. "More than some might realize."
[20:26] * Anferon looks towards the others, and gives a slight nod. Hrm... Pausing a moment to make sure he's not interrupting, he speaks up.
[20:26] * Leon_Sernia ends up at the gate about 40 minutes later, with what appears to be a new hat.
[20:26] < Moland> "I'll leave that discussion for you two. I merely walk small and use a big gun."
[20:27] < Leon_Sernia> "Sorry for making you wait. I'm ready."
[20:27] < Misato> "Mmm." She turns, slightly, bowing politely to the new arrivals.
[20:27] < Kitsuko> "Not a bad way to live if you ask me. Still a name would be handy unless you want me to address you as shortstuff."
[20:27] < Tempest56> (All ready?)
[20:27] < Anferon> "Evening Moland, Oren, I am familiar with you two. The rest, Name's Anferon Silyar, the Bank Baron, pleasure to travel with ya guys."
[20:27] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yep.))
[20:27] * Anferon . o O (2 all good to go. )
[20:27] * Moland winces. "There you have it."
[20:27] * Misato inclines her head to Anferon. "Misato Izumi. It is good to know you."
[20:28] * Kitsuko smirks, "Better then shortstuff at least."
[20:28] < Oren_Camala> (back)
[20:28] < Tempest56> The trip to the farm is easy. It's not far from the city, there's a large, well-used road to there, and the traffic isn't too bad this time of day. There is a definite lack of talking psychotic toll booths, sadly.
[20:28] < Kitsuko> "Kitsuko, yadda ya, nice to be killing stuff and risking life and limb with you."
[20:28] * Anferon looks over towards Moland, raising a brow while giving a wolfish grin. Hrmmm.
[20:28] < Leon_Sernia> "Nice to meet you, Anferon. The name's Leon Sernia. My companion is Jennifer." 6Leon gestures to the red ninja at his side.
[20:29] * Moland looks over to Leon and Oren, waves slightly.
[20:29] * Anferon snrks a bit at Kitsuko's introduction. He's going to like her, he can tell. As for Leon, a polite nod was given, and a charming wolfish smile to the Red Ninja.
[20:29] * Kitsuko whistles to herself along the way being in a relatively good mood today.
[20:29] < Tempest56> The farm itself is also easy to find - acre after acre of fields, a well-beaten dirt path to a small cluster of farm buildings, and a three hundred foot high wall of cornstalks.
[20:29] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer doesn't really seem to notice, being more preoccupied with Leon and Oren.
[20:29] * Misato pauses to stare at the living wall. "Some fertilizer."
[20:29] < Tempest56> (You're pretty sure the cornstalks aren't normally there.)
[20:29] < Moland> "It see what they mean."
[20:29] < Kitsuko> "Least it isn't a bean stalk, Giant aren't much fun."
[20:30] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, this is going to be interesting."
[20:30] * Leon_Sernia makes sure that his rifle is loaded.
[20:30] < Tempest56> Old MacDonald's sitting on his porch, calmly whittling. All around, farmhands are running around in a panic, trying to prepare for the apocalypse. Only the old man and his wife seem calm, and they almost eeriely so.
[20:30] < Anferon> "Well. Last I heard... these things are the equivilant of giants. They probably can hear us."
[20:31] * Misato wastes no time, trudging right up onto the old farmer's porch.
[20:31] * Moland follows Misato over.
[20:31] * Oren_Camala smirks.
[20:31] * Leon_Sernia also goes up to the farmer.
[20:31] * Kitsuko smiles and removes her hat and gives a slight bow to the Old Man, "Nice to see you again."
[20:32] * Misato bows politely to the old man. "Once more we meet, sir. You have... a slight problem with your crops?"
[20:32] * Anferon walks up towards the farmer. Approaching him, the Okami gave a quick nod of hellow, pulling the wide brim of his hat down a bit.
[20:32] < Leon_Sernia> "Nice to meet you, Mr. MacDonald."
[20:32] < Anferon> hello*
[20:32] < Anferon> "Afternoon, sir."
[20:32] < Tempest56> "Nice ta see you too. Sooner than I thought you'd be back, though." MacDonald puts down his whittling and nods politely. "Yeah, we've been having some minor problems with the fields. Nothing you can't handle, I'd say."
[20:33] < Tempest56> "One of 'em got a farmhand earlier, but it wasn't too bad. The broccoli hasn't grown teeth yet, so they're still not that dangerous."
[20:33] < Kitsuko> "Good to know."
[20:33] < Misato> "... they truly are ingesting your assistants? Dare I ask what you *fed* them?"
[20:33] < Misato> (the plants, not the farmhands)
[20:33] < Anferon> "And I thought broccoli was good for us."
[20:34] < Tempest56> "Well, they didn't swallow Eddie. Just gummed him a bit."
[20:34] < Kitsuko> "I was just wondering if you happened to still have any of the fertilizer you used around?"
[20:34] * Misato stares.
[20:34] * Misato tries to wrap her head around the concept of carnivorous vegetables.
[20:34] < Tempest56> The old man waves over at the barn. "There's a couple bags of it left in there. I took it off the ground, though, so it wouldn't risk making anything else grow like this."
[20:34] * Misato fails her comprehension roll, and just shakes her head.
[20:34] < Moland> "I think this could be a long day."
[20:35] < Misato> "I think that is an understatement."
[20:35] < Leon_Sernia> "Isn't it always, Moland?"
[20:35] < Kitsuko> "Only if we keep dawdling."
[20:35] < Moland> "Not when I'm off the books."
[20:35] < Anferon> "Bah, you're taking this a little too seriously, Moland. This might actually be fun."
[20:35] < Leon_Sernia> "Lucky you."
[20:35] * Kitsuko bows again, "Thank you, we'll get right onto thing."
[20:35] * Misato rubs at the bridge of her nose, pinching slightly.
[20:36] * Moland nods to Kitsuko. "The fertilizer then?"
[20:36] < Kitsuko> "Best lead I can think of."
[20:36] < Moland> "After you."
[20:36] < Misato> "Undead sheep, and carnivorous vegetables. I shall listen to Mother the next time she tells me I will live in interesting times," she mutters as she steps off the porch. "It is stored in the barn, yes?"
[20:36] * Kitsuko leads the way
[20:36] < Tempest56> MacDonald picks his whittling back up. "If you need anything, I'll be right here. Don't forget to wipe your feet if you come inside for some pie after you cut all that down."
[20:37] < Misato> (Ah lahk pah.)
[20:37] < Kitsuko> (Mmm pie)
[20:37] * Oren_Camala follows, taking in the view as it were.
[20:37] < Leon_Sernia> ((YAY pie!))
[20:38] < Tempest56> The barn's right there. The fertilizer is piled in bags, which are laying on top of a stack of planks to keep it off the ground.
[20:38] * Misato trudges for the barn. "We should handle it with caution. If this is what it does to vegetative life..." She waves her hands at the corn stalks.
[20:38] * Leon_Sernia follows closely behind, looking for anything large, green, and homicidal.
[20:38] * Anferon walks into the barn with the others.
[20:39] < Tempest56> There is, fortunately, nothing deadly and/or giant growing in the barn.
[20:39] < Anferon> "Hrm... let me take a look at it folks. I want to see what he bought... If it's unusual trade, I might know something."
[20:39] < Oren_Camala> "I don't think that's too much of an issue, Misato. The farm hands, who must have spread the fertilizer, don't seem to have been affected by their contact with it."
[20:39] * Anferon steps up closer to the fertilizer, and begins scrutinizing it for fine marketing details, and identify what it REALLY is.
[20:39] < Misato> "Do you really care to ingest it?" she asks Oren, deadpan.
[20:39] < Tempest56> (Roll... something, Anferon.)
[20:40] < Moland> Erm
[20:40] < Anferon> ( Trade )
[20:40] < Moland> AFK Fire Alarm
[20:40] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[20:40] < Tempest56> (I don't know what skills you have that apply to this. :D)
[20:40] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[20:40] < Kitsuko> "More importantly if the plants are intelligent and wish to grow more yet, why aren't they trying to secure this?"
[20:40] < Leon_Sernia> "You know, maybe we should have hired a Geomancer to come with us."
[20:40] < Oren_Camala> "Ingest? No, I don't like to eat shit. But handling it is something else altogether."
[20:40] < Anferon> ( bombed again! whee! )
[20:40] * Misato flinches at the profanity.
[20:40] < Tempest56> It's brown stuff.
[20:40] < Tempest56> It smells bad.
[20:40] < Tempest56> That's about it.
[20:40] * Anferon backs up, and gives a shrug. "Bleh... I've no idea what this is."
[20:40] * Misato deadpans, "Fertilizer."
[20:40] * Kitsuko kneels next to the bags and glances at them with a key eye.
[20:40] < Leon_Sernia> ((Hmm. Could My Lore ability (merchants and Sales) apply? ))
[20:41] < Anferon> "Obvious, but that's not what I meant."
[20:41] < Tempest56> (You can try. Alchemy, Kitsuko, I assume?)
[20:41] * Anferon sighs, and looks it over again.
[20:41] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[20:41] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[20:41] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d100
[20:41] < Tempest56> It's brown stuff.
[20:41] < Misato> (...)
[20:41] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[20:41] < Tempest56> It smells bad.
[20:41] < Anferon> ( ... )
[20:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((Apparently not.))
[20:41] < Tempest56> You don't want to eat it.
[20:41] * Oren_Camala leans against the wall while the experts work.
[20:41] < Anferon> ( Maybe I should roll again )
[20:41] < Tempest56> That's about it.
[20:41] < Kitsuko> (Whatever works)
[20:41] < Tempest56> The three of you combined learn *nothing*.
[20:41] * Misato wanders out of the barn, hanging about near the entrance.
[20:42] < Tempest56> Except that Highwind hates you.
[20:42] * Anferon looks to Kitsuko, and give a shrug.
[20:42] < Anferon> "Want to keep looking this over?"
[20:42] * Misato watches the wall of cornstalks, leaning waaaaaay back and craning her neck waaaaay up.
[20:42] < Leon_Sernia> "...okay, this is way out of my sales field. I can't get anything on this."
[20:43] * Kitsuko pulls a small jar out of her robes and takes a small sample of the fertilizer and then quickly (and tightly) fixes the lid.
[20:43] < Kitsuko> "Not unless you have any brilliant ideas."
[20:43] < Anferon> "I do."
[20:43] < Anferon> "Start with the cabbage."
[20:43] * Misato checks her katana's edge. "Mm. Cole slaw."
[20:43] < Anferon> "Since that's where the spread start, there may be better clues there."
[20:44] < Anferon> "And we'll be away from the broccolli."
[20:44] * Anferon grins menacingly over towards the others.
[20:44] < Kitsuko> "The broccolli was what was harmless though."
[20:44] < Kitsuko> "I wouldn't exactly call rushing in to the middle of an invested field brilliant, but it might be our best option."
[20:44] < Oren_Camala> "I think we just need to get to the root of the problem."
[20:44] < Kitsuko> "Anyone have any actually bright ideas?"
[20:44] < Anferon> "Oren... are you getting infected with my puns, or something?"
[20:45] < Tempest56> Well, finding just where the cabbage is is going to be difficult. The super-sized plants cover an area about six acres square right now, surrounded by a wall of vines/stalks/brush/ultra-grass. There's probably a way in without attacking it, but maybe not.
[20:45] * Leon_Sernia winces at Oren's pun.
[20:45] * Anferon quirks a brow towards the Elf, then looks towards Kitsuko.
[20:45] * Oren_Camala smirks.
[20:45] * Misato shakes her head at the entire lot, and treks off to begin investigating the perimeter of the mutant plants to see if there's a way in without bushwhacking.
[20:45] < Anferon> "Well, it's not like we have any other choice. If that guy with syringes were here, he'd probably molest the plants into going away."
[20:45] < Leon_Sernia> "Maybe we ought to ask the farm hands where everything is, first."
[20:46] < Misato> (...)
[20:46] < Anferon> ( Trust me, Anferon's not kidding )
[20:46] < Tempest56> There's a small entry-point near the middle of the north 'wall'. Big enough for something human-sized to fit through.
[20:46] < Misato> (I know. :D)
[20:46] * Anferon . o O (2 you of all people should know. ^_^ )
[20:47] < Tempest56> (Gonna look for farmhands, Leon?)
[20:47] * Misato places two fingers to her lips, and cuts loose with an attention-grabbing whistle.
[20:47] < Leon_Sernia> ((Might as well.))
[20:47] < Anferon> "Anyway we should...hrm?"
[20:47] < Leon_Sernia> "That'll work."
[20:47] * Anferon turns, and walks forward from the barn a bit, looking towards the whistle."
[20:47] < Anferon> -"
[20:47] * Leon_Sernia waves at the nearest farm hand.
[20:48] * Anferon pauses, and gazes, then turns around, calling back in. "Hey guys, looks like Misato found something."
[20:48] < Tempest56> Finding farmhands is easy. Getting them to talk is hard. They're running all over, babbling about blockades and flaming trenches and scythes. From what you can get from the few that're only semi-paniced, the stuff has taken over at least a dozen fields worth of crops at this point, mostly vegatables, plus part of the apple orchard.
[20:48] < Leon_Sernia> "...okay. Thanks, mister."
[20:48] < Kitsuko> "Looks like we have our enterance, and while I'm not all for dashing in guns blazing I think we might as well do so."
[20:49] * Leon_Sernia heads toward the whistling.
[20:49] * Misato stands by the 'entrance', arms folded across her chest.
[20:49] < Oren_Camala> "This entrance is far too convenient."
[20:49] < Leon_Sernia> "But do we have any other choice?"
[20:50] < Kitsuko> "We could try to hack a new one, but I say we go for this. Its either an invitation or a trap, either one works by me."
[20:50] < Misato> "If we are to make our own entrance, it may draw negative attention and make our job harder."
[20:50] < Leon_Sernia> "I think trap, but you have a point."
[20:50] * Kitsuko nods to Misato.
[20:50] < Anferon> "Both ladies have a point. But I look at it this way."
[20:50] < Anferon> "who the heck has the equipment or streght to even scratch that?"
[20:51] * Anferon motions to one of the wall-bean-stalks.
[20:51] < Oren_Camala> "Our Caller does."
[20:51] < Anferon> (stregnth)
[20:51] * Misato blinks, slowly. "If everyone is worried that this entrance may be a trap, I shall enter first."
[20:51] < Anferon> "Caller?"
[20:51] * Kitsuko smirks.
[20:51] * Anferon looks over to Kitsuko, and gives a shrug.
[20:51] < Kitsuko> "Little wall isn't anything, but I'm not doing anything that drastic yet."
[20:51] < Anferon> "Mah. If she wants to, but I think the calls are better used. Besides... remember what I said? Don't take this too seriously, this might just be fun."
[20:51] * Anferon grins a bit, and nods towards Misato.
[20:51] < Anferon> "I'll go with ya."
[20:52] * Misato flicks her tail slightly, nodding at Anferon, before slipping through the entrance, weapon drawn. Brash, yes. Stupid, not entirely.
[20:52] < Kitsuko> "I'm with you Misato, we'll let the men stand around here and hide."
[20:52] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll go with you, too. Not much choice, you know?"
[20:52] * Anferon walks in just behind Misato, and grins over his shoulder towards Kitsuko.
[20:52] < Anferon> "You got good spirit with yah."
[20:52] < Oren_Camala> "We won't get paid standing around."
[20:53] * Kitsuko stretches slightly and walks in right after Misato with general aura of casusual disinterest.
[20:53] < Tempest56> The entrypoint is kind and doesn't close behind you. It is not a trap. Inside the wall is a pretty creepy place, though. The 'walls' are very visibly alive, growing and moving, composed of writhing foliage. Several paths lay before you in different directions, though the moving foliage means that the size, direction and existance of the paths is constantly changing.
[20:53] * Oren_Camala draws his rifle, makes sure it's loaded, sighs, and follows the party into the jaws of death.
[20:54] * Misato straightens slightly, looking at the changing paths. "Hm. Interesting."
[20:54] < Kitsuko> "You no the alternate explaination is this is an exit for man-sized man-eating vegitation.
[20:54] < Kitsuko> (know)
[20:54] < Leon_Sernia> "Great. Another friggin maze."
[20:54] * Anferon walks along, noticing the line to be roughly Misato, himself, Kitsuko, Leon, then Moland and Oren.
[20:54] < Leon_Sernia> "...sorry."
[20:55] < Tempest56> Yes, another friggin' maze. Except this one has walls that *move*.
[20:55] < Anferon> "Huh."
[20:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((Which directions can we go at the moment?))
[20:55] < Kitsuko> "So we either back up or head on blindly? Who else is for pressing on?"
[20:55] * Anferon idly slips out a coin, spinning it upon the tip of his finger as he looks around the different directions to go.
[20:56] < Leon_Sernia> "Let's keep going."
[20:56] * Misato closes her eyes, concentrating, trying to get her bearings in the cracked-out corn rows.
[20:56] < Tempest56> (At the moment? Two different paths go roughly forward, and two more seem to lead vaguely along the outer edge of the wall.)
[20:56] < Misato> (Can I roll Navigation?)
[20:56] < Tempest56> (Sure, can't hurt.)
[20:56] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[20:56] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[20:56] < Leon_Sernia> "We probably ought to hurry, though. We don't want the path to change on us."
[20:56] * Oren_Camala makes the best of the bad situation by luring Leon's Ninja friend back to the end of the line and strikes up a conversation with her in that wierd Ninja language...
[20:57] < Anferon> ( I'm tempted to roll gambling just to chose the next path. :P )
[20:57] < Misato> (Augh.)
[20:57] < Kitsuko> (Misato realizes she's actually in Prieve)
[20:57] < Tempest56> (Your navigation sense tells you that the best way to go is up.)
[20:57] * Misato is lost.
[20:57] < Anferon> *ping*
[20:57] < Tempest56> (Go for it, Anferon. :D)
[20:57] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[20:57] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[20:57] < Misato> (*eyes Highwind*)
[20:57] * Anferon flips his lucky coin into the air, snaps it onto his hand, and points... THAT way.
[20:57] < Tempest56> The coin thinks you should go left.
[20:58] < Anferon> "That choice is as good as any, folks."
[20:58] < Kitsuko> "This is unfortunately true."
[20:58] < Anferon> "I don't suggest we split up."
[20:58] < Anferon> "So.. let's go."
[20:58] < Misato> "Indeed."
[20:58] * Anferon grins as he pockets his coin again, and starts moving forward.
[20:58] < Leon_Sernia> 6* The ninja talks to Oren for a bit. It doesn't sound like anything important, but damned if anybody else can tell.
[21:00] < Tempest56> Going left, you move forward. A few paths open to the side, but most close back up by the time you actually get to them. The path you're on also actually turns several times. You *think* it winds back on itself, but you're not sure.
[21:00] < Oren_Camala> "Did we just walk in circles?
[21:00] * Anferon . o O (2 oooh... steak tips... baked potato... chocolate chip cake.... DINNER! )
[21:00] < Oren_Camala> +"
[21:00] < Leon_Sernia> "Probably."
[21:00] * Anferon . o O (2 munches while he plays. )
[21:00] < Tempest56> You manage to reach another junction - as of yet, there is no sign of anything that wants to eat you. Paths go left, ahead, and roughly left-backwards.
[21:00] < Kitsuko> "We'll know if we end up back near the exit."
[21:01] < Anferon> "Well then... let's chose our next route. Can anyone see down the path?"
[21:01] * Anferon looks way up at the heads of the plants, to check what section of the farm they're in.
[21:01] * Leon_Sernia will try, tough as it may be, to find a good pathway to go.
[21:01] < Oren_Camala> (Let me roll Navigation this time. Maybe Highwind will be merciful. -_-)
[21:02] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[21:02] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[21:02] < Misato> (Bastard. :D)
[21:02] < Anferon> ( YAY! )
[21:02] < Tempest56> 'Down' the path basically consists of about five-ten feet away. And there's all sorts of plants around - it's a completely chaotic mix.
[21:02] < Tempest56> Oren's spider sense says you go back-right.
[21:02] < Leon_Sernia> "So, any ideas?"
[21:03] < Oren_Camala> (Unfortunately that's not one of the paths, is it? -_-)
[21:03] * Misato squints at the cluster of plants ahead.
[21:03] < Tempest56> (Nope, there's no path there.)
[21:03] < Kitsuko> (I'm guessing we head back then)
[21:03] < Oren_Camala> "I think we need to head 'back' in general and kind of off to the right... but there's no clear path that way."
[21:03] < Kitsuko> (I knew we should have gone the opposite way of that bad gamble roll :p)
[21:03] < Anferon> "Hrm..
[21:03] < Anferon> ( But we can't justify it IC, sadly )
[21:04] * Misato looks at Oren, and holds Kotetsu up slightly. "Do we need one?"
[21:04] < Kitsuko> (Kitsuko could have, she doesn't trust gambling :p)
[21:04] * Anferon takes a quick chance, and points to the left-backwards. "Go that way."
[21:04] < Anferon> "Maybe it will twist around to the right."
[21:04] < Anferon> "Someone keep an eye on the sky though, so we don't get lost."
[21:04] * Oren_Camala goes back to talking with Jennifer.
[21:04] < Anferon> "Because, I think the way we just came through closed."
[21:05] < Tempest56> Anferon is right. The path you just came from seems to no longer be there. Neither is the one to the left. There is a new one to the right, though.
[21:05] * Kitsuko shrugs, "Either way we won't get out or farther in standing here, so lets get moving in a direction."
[21:05] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer goes back to talking to Oren. Leon is stuck listening for familiar words.
[21:05] < Kitsuko> "Lovely."
[21:05] * Anferon blinks, looking off to the right.
[21:05] < Anferon> "Hey, right we go!
[21:05] < Anferon> "Come on."
[21:05] < Kitsuko> "Right it is then."
[21:05] < Misato> "There," she points at the new path. "It is as good as any."
[21:06] * Anferon moves in quickly, rather than standing around.
[21:06] * Leon_Sernia heads off, following Anferon.
[21:06] * Misato advances, keeping her weapon ready in case she gets to do her imitation of Bwana Bob.
[21:06] * Oren_Camala will follow whoever is leading. :p
[21:06] < Anferon> "Right and back... we just turned right... so... we turn right again, the next chance?"
[21:06] < Misato> "That seems logical."
[21:06] * Anferon muses that quietly to himself. He's no good with tracking or navigation... but he tries.
[21:07] < Anferon> "Lah, life isn't all about taking chances."
[21:07] * Anferon glances to his left arm, flexing the hand quietly, before continuing on. A slow, subtle grin appears along the corner of his snout.
[21:07] < Tempest56> Following the new path, you go forward. The path behind you closes, then re-opens again, except what it re-opens into seems to be going in completely separate directions from where it went before. Again, you go forward, occasionally hitting a roadblock and changing direction.
[21:07] < Tempest56> (Navigation rolls, everybody.)
[21:07] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[21:07] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[21:07] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[21:07] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d100
[21:07] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
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[21:07] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[21:08] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[21:08] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:08] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[21:08] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 68 ( Total: 68 )
[21:08] < Anferon> ( wow.. Anferon, who sucks, has the best roll )
[21:08] < Misato> (Nav @ 40, here.)
[21:09] < Tempest56> Alright. Anferon, Misato, Oren, you still have at least a general idea of where you are in relation to the rest of the farm. You're about a quarter of the way into the mass of plants, and the supposed centre is to the left. The rest of you are completely lost and disoriented as to which way is which.
[21:09] < Anferon> ( But Oren passes! )
[21:09] < Oren_Camala> (... Damn.)
[21:10] < Oren_Camala> "So... we want to head left?"
[21:10] < Oren_Camala> "If we can..."
[21:10] < Anferon> "Do we have a choice?"
[21:10] * Anferon points to the walls infront of them."
[21:10] < Misato> "Not particularly."
[21:10] < Tempest56> There is, to note, no path going left. There's *four* going right.
[21:10] < Leon_Sernia> "I... guess."
[21:10] < Anferon> "Hrm... hey wait..."
[21:10] < Anferon> "No, literally.... last time, we diddled around, and the path changed favorably."
[21:10] < Anferon> "Maybe, we can do the same until we hit the center? Just make sure we're on spots they can't grow on..."
[21:10] * Misato peers. Four going in the opposite direction?
[21:11] < Anferon> "It'll take a while, but it'll be better than going around in a living maze."
[21:11] < Kitsuko> "Doesn't mean they will again, besides even if we weren't mostly lost we don't know where we're actually heading."
[21:11] < Anferon> "Where did they say the cabbage patch was?"
[21:11] * Misato slicks her ears back against her helmet, growing quietly impatient and eyeing the walls.
[21:11] < Leon_Sernia> "You know, I'd swear that the maze is just playing with us, now."
[21:11] < Misato> "I tire of all this waiting."
[21:12] < Misato> And the last time Misato got bored, she beat up a TollBot. She hefts her katana, eyeing the walls.
[21:12] < Leon_Sernia> Anferon: "They didn't. Everyone's too panicked to think straight."
[21:12] * Anferon nods.
[21:12] < Anferon> "Let's just reach the center of this then..."
[21:12] * Misato flicks her tail. "We are going left, correct?"
[21:12] < Anferon> "Growing plants do stuff like that... they go out from a center."
[21:12] * Anferon shrugs, and takes a look at the current path choices (at that minute), and flips his chance cube.
[21:13] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[21:13] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[21:13] < Moland> (Yay! My room is safe!)
[21:13] < Tempest56> The dice say: You lost, dude.
[21:13] * Misato doesn't bother with chance. She's had it with wandering aimlessly. She starts hacking away like a Ginsu at the walls.
[21:13] * Anferon pockets his cube, and sighs, watching Misato.
[21:13] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[21:13] < Anferon> "I guess we should follow her. Waste of good looks if she gets eaten."
[21:13] * Oren_Camala watches the show.
[21:14] * Anferon quickly jogs in after.
[21:14] < Tempest56> The walls are made of plants. Plants are, well, plants. They cut pretty easily, even if they're giant. A new path to the left opens up easily.
[21:14] * Moland shrugs and follows.
[21:14] < Misato> "I." *slash* "Heard." *cut* "That." *swish* "Anferon." *chop!*
[21:14] * Kitsuko snickers.
[21:14] < Anferon> "Good! It was a compliment!"
[21:14] * Leon_Sernia just follows, even more paranoid of an attack.
[21:14] < Moland> "Don't give up the day job, Cassanova."
[21:14] * Anferon grins wolfishly as he keeps following, and sends a wink towards Kitsuko, he could tell she was having fun.
[21:14] * Kitsuko shakes her head, "Least this will be quicker."
[21:15] * Misato mutters something about women always having to do all the important work.
[21:15] * Anferon looks towards Moland.
[21:15] < Tempest56> The plants don't seem to be very cooperative, but with the cutting, they don't have much choice. Sometimes there's a path, sometimes you keep cutting forward. There's still nothing aggressive showing up, as you start to approach the centre.
[21:15] < Anferon> "What day job?"
[21:15] < Tempest56> (Awareness checks.)
[21:15] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[21:15] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[21:15] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d100
[21:15] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:15] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[21:16] < Tempest56> (If you guys peer Highwind..)
[21:16] < Misato> (I'm waiting for that.)
[21:16] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[21:16] < Anferon> ( We blame Moland. )
[21:16] < Tempest56> !gullroll 1d100
[21:16] < Misato> (...)
[21:16] * Tempest56 sets mode: +o Gullwhacker[Anime]
[21:16] < Tempest56> !gullroll 1d100
[21:16] Tempest56 - (1d100) 94
[21:17] < Tempest56> (Alright, let's borrow Gull. :D Since Highwind's flaking out.)
[21:17] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[21:17] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d100
[21:17] Anferon - (1d100) 33
[21:17] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[21:17] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[21:17] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[21:17] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[21:17] < Misato> (Wow, lag)
[21:17] < High_kefka> Moland - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[21:17] < Tempest56> (Yeah. That's pretty laggy.)
[21:17] < Oren_Camala> (OMG LAGZORZ)
[21:17] < Tempest56> Kitsuko, you notice... there's something wrong with the air. It doesn't smell quite right.
[21:17] < Leon_Sernia> ((I should have used Gullroll.))
[21:18] < Tempest56> The rest of you don't notice that. You just notice you're suddenly getting rather dizzy.
[21:18] < Kitsuko> (How did I notice, I got the worst roll outside moland?)
[21:18] < Oren_Camala> "Hey... I'm getting rather dizzy."
[21:18] < Misato> (Carl's a dork, that's why.)
[21:18] < Tempest56> (Er, oops, I misread the Highwind spam.)
[21:18] < Leon_Sernia> "...ooh. Anyone else feel like they're spinning?"
[21:18] < Anferon> ( Yeah... I landed the 19 )
[21:18] < Tempest56> !roll 6d8
[21:18] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 6d8: 3, 6, 2, 4, 4, 1 ( Total: 20 )
[21:18] < Anferon> "Hrm?"
[21:18] * Misato begins to sneeze, and she actually stops bushwhacking.
[21:19] * Anferon sniffs a bit, and turns about this way and that. He had large experiance with trap vines, and was instantly wary. You could watch his body peacock from blue fur to gold fur as he flusters.
[21:19] < Tempest56> As you approach the centre of the mass, the pollen from the plants has been getting steadily heavier and heavier. It's starting to make breathing a little tough, and is causing some rather... interesting side effects.
[21:19] * Kitsuko stops and closes her eyes to center her focus.
[21:19] * Misato snorts, trying to clear her nose.
[21:19] < Anferon> "Damnit... Someone...*coughcough*... cast a windspell...
[21:19] * Leon_Sernia is trying to keep himself steady.
[21:20] < Moland> "I don't like herbal effects on a job."
[21:20] * Leon_Sernia tries to pull his jacket over his mouth to act as a filter.
[21:21] < Oren_Camala> "Whoa... I didn't know pigs could fly..."
[21:21] * Anferon does similar, pulling the wide brim of his hat down, and the flap of his long coat up.
[21:21] < Tempest56> Anferon: You are now Auto-Poison and feeling rather ill. Moland, you are Auto Armor Up and Mental Up, thanks to being a bit zoned and not feeling pain. Kitsuko, you're Auto-Blind due to your eyes watering. Misato, Oren, you're Auto-Slow thanks to a somewhat drunken/stoned haze mucking with your reactions. Leon, you're fine and don't know what the big deal is. :>
[21:21] < Misato> (Like I'm not slow enough.)
[21:21] < Moland> (wewt)
[21:21] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "That's pretty strange."
[21:22] * Anferon . o O (2 EVIL Carl! Using our own RP against us! )
[21:22] < Moland> "Yeaahhhh.
[21:22] < Moland> "
[21:22] * Anferon . o O (2 *applauds* )
[21:22] < Kitsuko> "Rather annoying is more like it."
[21:22] * Misato sees the world like one would see the Six Million Dollar Man doing something: in uber-slow motion.
[21:22] * Oren_Camala starts laughing at nothing...
[21:22] < Kitsuko> (He rolled for the effects, if you didn't notice the 6d8)
[21:22] < Tempest56> (Yup.)
[21:22] < Anferon> ( Oh, I did )
[21:22] * Leon_Sernia looks around at the others.
[21:22] * Misato hears the colours and watches the sound.
[21:23] < Tempest56> (These effects stay in effect until I roll again and they all change randomly. :>)
[21:23] * Anferon stumbles forward, and promptly collapses to his knees. There is quite an audible *splashing* sound as he bends over.
[21:23] < Moland> (booo ;p)
[21:23] < Misato> "So... uh... what was I doing?"
[21:23] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "I guess it really isn't that bad. How are you guys... oh. Crap."
[21:23] < Oren_Camala> "Dude... you okay over there?"
[21:23] * Misato blinks, pupils as big as dinner plates. Stoned kitty.
[21:24] * Kitsuko stumbles a bit, "Misato...I could use a hand."
[21:24] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "Hacking straight ahead. At the vines."
[21:24] * Misato starts clapping.
[21:24] < Misato> "Oh, you mean, like, a real hand.
[21:24] < Anferon> "Ahhgh...."
[21:24] < Tempest56> Another set of paths open up all around you. Then a series of plant-shoots rise up out of the ground all around you. Oh, look, there's the carnivorous plants.
[21:24] < Moland> "Let's moving folks."
[21:24] * Kitsuko rolls her very agitated eyes, "Yes."
[21:24] * Anferon growls softly, clutching his chest as he tries to rise. Obviously in pain.
[21:24] < Oren_Camala> "Bit too late to be moving..."
[21:24] < Anferon> "I'm NOT okay...."
[21:24] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "Oh, Hell..."
[21:24] < Anferon> "And I think..."
[21:24] * Misato wobbles over to Kitsuko, trying to support her. "Sorry..."
[21:24] * Anferon looks up towards the plants.
[21:24] < Tempest56> Battle order: Moland:19 Appleseed1:16 Appleseed2:15 Anferon:14 Kitsuko:14 Leon:13 Melonball1:13 Jennifer:10 Melonball2:8 Misato:7 Oren:5
[21:24] < Anferon> "I should complain to these guys..."
[21:25] * Anferon whips out his box.
[21:25] < Moland> "Bring it you leafy-green medicinal wannabes!"
[21:25] < Oren_Camala> "Hee-hee"
[21:25] < Tempest56> Moland?
[21:25] < Tempest56> Round 1 statuses: Anferon loses 6 HP.
[21:25] < Moland> MS A1
[21:25] < Misato> "Ha ha! Like, check it out! It's the hungry plants!"
[21:25] < Tempest56> (Goes off on 17, which is now.)
[21:25] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[21:25] * Anferon . o O (2 I'm bleeding numbers! )
[21:25] < High_kefka> Moland - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[21:25] < Oren_Camala> "Those plants aren't as hungry as me... I'm starving over here."
[21:26] < Tempest56> Misses.
[21:26] < Misato> "You too? I could eat, like, a whole chocobo."
[21:26] < Moland> "Kitsuko...burn shit."
[21:26] < Oren_Camala> "Yeah, with a big pile of corn chips..."
[21:26] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "..."
[21:26] < Leon_Sernia> ((:p))
[21:26] < Tempest56> Appleseed 1 bobbles at Moland in retaliation, shaking wildly. It splits open and a wave of seeds (duh) come flying out at Moland.
[21:27] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[21:27] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[21:27] < Tempest56> And miss entirely.
[21:27] < Moland> "Way to fail."
[21:27] * Anferon . o O (2 slaps highwind on the rest for using too many high rolls...with a YARDSTICK. )
[21:28] < Tempest56> Appleseed 2 waves it's leaves in a strange way at Anferon. Another wave of pollen goes flying at the gambler.
[21:28] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[21:28] < Misato> "Mmm, corn chips. And guacamole."
[21:28] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 84 ( Total: 84 )
[21:28] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8
[21:28] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[21:28] < Tempest56> Anferon is no longer Auto-Poisoned. Instead, he is Auto-Slow.
[21:28] < Tempest56> Speaking of that, Anferon?
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[21:29] * Anferon turns from looking green... to moving slow. Meanwhile, he pulls out something from deep within the pockets of his coat. A small, fist-sized box, rather yellowish, but otherwise colorful. *click*
[21:29] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[21:29] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[21:29] < Anferon> ( Heart! )
[21:29] < Anferon> !roll 2d100
[21:29] < High_kefka> Anferon - 2d100: 52, 72 ( Total: 124 )
[21:29] < Anferon> ( Toy Box! )
[21:29] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[21:29] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[21:29] < Tempest56> Heart, Bar, Star.
[21:30] < Tempest56> Fat Chocobo!
[21:30] * Anferon suddenly extracts a small carrot from the box... and tosses it out into the battlefield.
[21:30] < Anferon> "Run for cover!"
[21:30] < Misato> "Run?"
[21:30] * Leon_Sernia runs for cover.
[21:30] * Anferon quickly begins... well... SLOWLY begins backing away as a large shadow appears, pinpointed over the carrot.
[21:30] < Anferon> !roll 1d4
[21:30] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d4: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[21:30] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "What the hell is that?"
[21:30] < Anferon> ( Meatball2 )
[21:31] < Tempest56> The Melon pulls out a very small umbrella.
[21:31] < Anferon> *BAM!* {deep Waaaark}
[21:31] < Tempest56> Roll damage.
[21:31] < Misato> "Check it out. A giant chocobo!"
[21:31] < Oren_Camala> "Oh, whoa dude, I could use that carrot..."
[21:31] < Anferon> !roll 3d8+27
[21:31] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d8+27: 8, 1, 5 ( Total: 41 )
[21:31] < Misato> "Dude, forget the carrot. Check out the breasts on that bird!"
[21:31] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "...maybe I am being affected."
[21:31] < Oren_Camala> "Shyeah."
[21:31] < Tempest56> The chocobo falls from the sky, squishes the melon, and then runs off.
[21:31] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[21:31] * Anferon watches as good ol' 800 lb. Old Cho appears, sitting on the Melon, and munching away at the carrot.
[21:31] * Anferon watches Old Cho fly off... don't ask how it can fly.
[21:32] * Kitsuko crackles slightly and smells vaguely like ozone (Calling Ramuh, goes off at 8)
[21:32] < Misato> "Come baaaaaaaaack! Man, talk about fast food." Pause. The samurai busts out laughing.
[21:32] < Tempest56> Leon?
[21:32] * Anferon blinks at Misato, and cracks up laughing, as well.
[21:32] * Leon_Sernia holds his breath long enough to get a bead on Melonball 2 and fire.
[21:33] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:33] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[21:33] < Tempest56> Hits.
[21:33] < Tempest56> (It's a watermelon. I'd be afraid if you missed.)
[21:33] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+30
[21:33] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+30: 8 ( Total: 38 )
[21:33] < Tempest56> And the bullet sinks into it.
[21:33] * Leon_Sernia puts his jacket back around his face after firing.
[21:34] < Tempest56> MelonBaller 1 busts open and unleashes a wave of pink, sweet goo at Kitsuko.
[21:34] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[21:34] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[21:34] < Tempest56> Hits.
[21:34] < Moland> (Ow)
[21:34] < Oren_Camala> "Save some of that good stuff for me."
[21:34] < Tempest56> Kitsuko loses 50% of her initative for this round. Ramuh now goes off on 1.
[21:34] < Tempest56> Jennifer?
[21:35] < Kitsuko> "Ew..."
[21:35] < Kitsuko> "...Beyond Ew."
[21:35] < Misato> "Ew, man, did some of that get on me?" She reaches out to try and wipe Kitsuko - and herself - off.
[21:36] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh, right.))
[21:36] < Tempest56> (Er, I mean, Leon, have Jennifer do something.)
[21:36] < Leon_Sernia> ((Forgot I controlled her.))
[21:37] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer decides to try and do what she does best: strip for the enemy. She does it a bit slower than normal, though.
[21:37] < Leon_Sernia> ((Flirt.))
[21:37] < Tempest56> (Yeah. Oy.)
[21:37] < Leon_Sernia> ((On Appleseed 1.))
[21:37] < Misato> "..."
[21:37] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[21:37] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[21:37] < Oren_Camala> "Mmm... I like this show."
[21:37] < Tempest56> Succeeds. I have no idea HOW, but it does.
[21:37] < Moland> "You have *got* to be kidding me."
[21:38] < Misato> "Why is she taking her clothes off?"
[21:38] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "...I forgot all about that."
[21:38] * Anferon blinks, watching the Red Ninja rather distractedly.
[21:38] * Kitsuko raises an eyebrow still wiping goo of herself.
[21:38] < Misato> "Dude, naked women on a farm... I think Kyann has this magazine already."
[21:38] < Tempest56> MelonBaller 2 swings its vines around, altering the air currents again. The cloud of pollen around Kitsuko swirls.
[21:38] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[21:38] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 68 ( Total: 68 )
[21:38] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8
[21:38] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[21:39] < Tempest56> Kitsuko is no longer Auto-Blind. In fact, Kitsuko feels much better and is Auto-Nothing.
[21:39] < Tempest56> Misato?
[21:39] * Misato wobbles around, waving her sword and trying to support Kitsuko. "Shyeah, I can kick their arses. Watch!" She slurs her usual Draw Out prayer, but Kotetsu still responds, glowing softly. (Goes on 3)
[21:39] * Kitsuko finds at the least her eyes don't itch so damn much, it still doesn't change the ew factor though.
[21:39] < Moland> "Kyann? He's probably written half of it."
[21:39] < Tempest56> Oren?
[21:40] < Oren_Camala> ((I lost track of which enemies are still standing... >.<))
[21:40] < Tempest56> (All of 'em.)
[21:41] < Tempest56> (Though there's about to be quite a bit of Group power dropped on them.)
[21:41] < Oren_Camala> ((Yeah, I'll wait until 3, just after Misato's Kotetsu.))
[21:41] < Tempest56> Kotetsu goes off.
[21:41] * Misato holds Kotetsu aloft... and falls quiet. "I forgot my lines." She thinks, before her eyes light up. "Oh, I remember now! Like, spirits, gather here and stuff... and kick some arse!"
[21:41] < Misato> !roll 3d6+36
[21:41] < High_kefka> Misato - 3d6+36: 5, 5, 2 ( Total: 48 )
[21:41] < Moland> "I think you're slipping Misato.
[21:42] < Misato> "Nuh uh."
[21:42] < Tempest56> All of the veggies still keep growing, though both sets of apples are starting to look pretty poor.
[21:42] < Tempest56> Oren?
[21:42] < Oren_Camala> "I think she's fantastic!"
[21:42] < Oren_Camala> Charge +25% on Melonthingie 2.
[21:43] < Tempest56> Goes off on 1.
[21:43] < Oren_Camala> "Dude, I've got a gun!"
[21:43] < Tempest56> Ramuh shows up and zaps things.
[21:43] * Kitsuko wipes the pink goo off her face, "You have sown the wind...NOW REAP THE WHIRLWIND! DIE!" Suddenly the wind picks up and bolts of thunder rain down on the field.
[21:43] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+1d100
[21:43] < High_kefka> Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. - '2d10+1d100'
[21:43] < Misato> "Do not point that thing at-- whoa, Kitsuko busted out the light show."
[21:43] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+100
[21:43] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 2d10+100: 4, 7 ( Total: 111 )
[21:44] < Tempest56> The apples explode. So does the first watermelon.
[21:44] < Tempest56> Speaking of that second watermelon, Oren fires.
[21:44] < Oren_Camala> "Whoa, that is so cool."
[21:44] * Kitsuko giggles with a more then a vague hint of satisfaction.
[21:44] < Leon_Sernia> [muffled] "That was interesting."
[21:44] < Misato> "Dude. I can *see* the thunder."
[21:44] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42
[21:44] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42: 12 ( Total: 54 )
[21:44] < Misato> (Niiiice.)
[21:44] * Anferon blinks as he watches the lightshow, and just has to grin.
[21:44] < Tempest56> And it explodes into chunks, as if hit by a Sledge-O-Matic.
[21:44] < Oren_Camala> (Forgot the percentage. -_-)
[21:44] < Anferon> "Neat effect. Can't say it does much for my ears, right now."
[21:45] < Tempest56> (You killed it anyhow. :D)
[21:45] < Tempest56> Bits of veggies and fruits rain down on the area, after the area sizzles and fries.
[21:45] < Tempest56> !roll 6d8
[21:45] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 6d8: 5, 2, 5, 3, 2, 2 ( Total: 19 )
[21:45] * Misato perks up as it rains vegetables. "Lunch!"
[21:46] < Anferon> "Are they even edible?"
[21:46] < Tempest56> Anferon and Kitsuko are Agility and Spirit Down. Moland, Oren and Leon are Blind. Misato is Poisoned.
[21:46] * Leon_Sernia takes a moment to pick up Jennifer's discarded clothing, and hands it to her.
[21:46] < Leon_Sernia> "..I think you may need these, Jennifer."
[21:46] < Oren_Camala> "Who- Ah- Dammit, I can barely see..."
[21:47] * Anferon murmurs, feeling rather sluggish, and mumbles.
[21:47] < Leon_Sernia> "Ow! What the hell?"
[21:47] < Oren_Camala> "The hell just happened?"
[21:47] < Anferon> "It's this damn pollen. Something splurting out lots of it, after we started cutting our way."
[21:47] * Misato blinks, the haze clearing. "... I feel that I must commit seppuku for my previous actions." But like any good hangover, the samurai drops to her knees and promptly throws up. "I do not think I want to find out if they are..."
[21:47] < Anferon> "What's wrong Oren?"
[21:47] * Anferon turns over, looking to Leon and Oren.
[21:47] * Leon_Sernia is about to grope around blind, but thinks better of it.
[21:47] < Tempest56> The air seems a lot more still all of a sudden. And the walls seem to grow 'away' to give you more room. The plants seem to have decided you're tough enough to regroup.
[21:48] < Anferon> "Brother... their eyes are closed."
[21:48] < Oren_Camala> "I don't have a damn clue. I feel so wierd, like I'm coming down off a high, but I CAN'T SEE. It's like bad booze."
[21:48] * Kitsuko stiffles a yawn and drags onward feeling oddly burnt out.
[21:48] * Anferon reaches over, albeit clumsily, and snatches Oren by the shoulder.
[21:48] < Anferon> "Let's keep moving to the center."
[21:48] < Kitsuko> "Lets just get on with this...or something."
[21:48] < Leon_Sernia> "Anybody want to tell me which way to go?"
[21:48] < Moland> "I cannot see. I need assistance."
[21:48] * Misato shudders, clutching her stomach as she forces herself back to her feet to clean off Kotetsu. As soon as she's done, she's sick again. "Spirits preserve me..."
[21:48] < Anferon> "I'm damn sure whatever's pumping out this irritating scent and stuff is there."
[21:49] < Anferon> "I got Oren..."
[21:49] < Oren_Camala> "Yeah, let's just go kill it."
[21:49] < Anferon> "Girls, if you could take the other men."
[21:49] < Anferon> "We'll just walk them to the center."
[21:49] * Oren_Camala brandishes his rifle in Leon's general direction.
[21:49] < Kitsuko> "Whatever."
[21:49] * Misato moves towards Leon, sliding her arm through his. "Come. Let us... *hic* move."
[21:49] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer notices that Leon and Oren are groping around blindly. She then notices that Oren is being helped, so she puts her clothes back on and moves him to the rest of the group.
[21:49] * Anferon mumbles, still looking a little green along the corner of the mouth, and leads Oren towards the proverbial center of the place.
[21:50] < Leon_Sernia> ((Leon, that is.))
[21:50] < Leon_Sernia> ((Jennifer's helping Leon. >.<))
[21:50] < Misato> (*pats*)
[21:51] < Oren_Camala> "I'm still kind of hungry..."
[21:51] * Misato hurks. "Do not mention food..."
[21:51] * Leon_Sernia accepts Misato's and Jennifer's help gladly.
[21:51] < Tempest56> If you're hungry, there's a lot of apple and melon chunks laying around.
[21:51] < Tempest56> Some already warmed up.
[21:52] * Kitsuko helps Moland who nobody seems to care about, not like it really matters though.
[21:52] < Oren_Camala> "... But I'm not sure I want to eat something that just tried to eat me."
[21:52] * Misato doesn't look at the bits. It's liable to trigger more nausea. "Forward, quickly."
[21:52] < Tempest56> (Everybody who's not Blind, Awareness rolls.)
[21:52] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[21:52] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[21:52] * Anferon picks up the melon absent mindedly.... sighing.
[21:52] < Anferon> "Huh..."
[21:52] * Anferon munches a bit, still leading Oren along.
[21:52] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[21:52] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d100
[21:52] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 76 ( Total: 76 )
[21:52] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
[21:52] < Tempest56> Alright, you see nothing, you know no-think!
[21:53] * Misato knows her guts hurt, you bastard.
[21:53] * Kitsuko knows nothing they do really matters.
[21:53] < Tempest56> !roll 4d100
[21:53] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 4d100: 61, 98, 27, 77 ( Total: 263 )
[21:54] < Anferon> ( which reminds me... item drops for the monsters. :P )
[21:54] < Anferon> ( if there are any )
[21:54] < Tempest56> Oh, for reference, the bits and pieces laying around are decent. Probably enough raw matrials for a pair of Tonics. Mmm, fruit juice is good for your health.
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[21:54] * Leon_Sernia would take some materials. If he could see.
[21:55] * Misato shuffles right past the Tonic-bits, eager to get out of the area.
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[21:55] * Anferon thus.. probably claims all them... by default? >.>
[21:55] * Anferon was the one that was willing to pick up the fruity bits!
[21:55] * Moland ca't see them.
[21:55] < Misato> (Take 'em. If we want, we can divide 'em up at the end.)
[21:55] < Tempest56> Moving forward is.. slow, considering everybody's condition. Half the party can't see very well, most of the rest are kind of dazed, and the only one with the ability to cut through the brush has to occasionally stop and hurl.
[21:55] * Kitsuko doesn't care.
[21:56] * Anferon does have a rapier to do some bush-cutting.
[21:56] < Tempest56> The plants, for a while, give you some space to move, but eventually the walls seem to press in a bit closer and try to start disorient you again.
[21:57] * Misato hacks off and on, between bouts of gut-crushing nausea.
[21:57] * Anferon looks over towards Misato, and sighs... quickly nodding to Oren. "Try to hold on to my shoulder."
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[21:57] < Anferon> *shlick.... swipe*
[21:57] < Tempest56> (Anferon, Oren, Misato, Navigation rolls.)
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[21:57] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[21:57] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 63 ( Total: 63 )
[21:57] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[21:57] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[21:57] * Anferon helps out Misato, keeping on with the hacking with his small rapier.
[21:57] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[21:57] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
[21:57] < Anferon> ( navigation? What Navigation? )
[21:58] < Tempest56> Misato and Anferon've lost their way - they know vaguely which way they *think* they're supposed to be going. Oren's the only one who really knows which way is the right one.
[21:58] < Oren_Camala> (And which way is that? :p)
[21:58] * Anferon is the one who'se guiding Oren so.... is the party in general going the right way?
[21:58] < Tempest56> So the blind guy with the gun's now the last person who knows which way 'centre' is. Which is vaguely right-forward-ish.
[21:59] < Leon_Sernia> "Is there anybody who still knows where we're going?"
[21:59] < Oren_Camala> "We need to veer a little to the right to get to the center, I think..."
[21:59] < Anferon> "Hrm? To the right a bit? Alright."
[21:59] * Kitsuko shrugs apathetically.
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[21:59] * Anferon turns the direction of his rapier-cutting accordingly.
[21:59] * Misato nods weakly, turning her katana's edge - and herself - that way, while leading on Leon carefully.
[21:59] < Tempest56>
[22:00] < Misato> "What *hic* deviltry is *hurk* this?"
[22:00] < Leon_Sernia> "Eh? What did we hit?"
[22:00] < Anferon> "Agrhn..."
[22:00] * Anferon mutters, and gently pushes the foilage aside with his rapier, looking at what he hit.
[22:00] * Moland leans towards Kitsuko. "What is happening?" he whispers.
[22:00] < Tempest56> Attempts to cut further bounce off. Literally. They sound and feel like they're hitting steel.
[22:00] * Misato takes the opportunity to be sick again.
[22:00] < Kitsuko> "I dunno, does it matter?"
[22:01] < Tempest56> It's a tighter wall of growth, with a slightly grey tinge to it.
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[22:01] * Leon_Sernia damn near gets vomited on.
[22:01] < Anferon> "The heck..."
[22:01] < Kitsuko> "They were hacking away then they hit something that isn't cutting."
[22:01] < Tempest56> The green foliage all around is still just fine to cut through. But there appears to be a thick wall of iron-like plants blocking the path ahead.
[22:01] < Oren_Camala> "I think this is a good sign that we were on the right track. The plants don't want us in there."
[22:01] < Anferon> "It's like steel right now."
[22:01] * Misato grumbles slightly as she pokes the steel.
[22:01] < Anferon> "Well... we better find another way in."
[22:02] * Anferon turns around, and looks behind, and around, the party.
[22:02] < Misato> "I am too weak to even attempt cutting through that."
[22:02] < Tempest56> (Who's furthest away from the wall right now?)
[22:02] < Anferon> "I don't have the stregnth for it to begin with."
[22:02] < Anferon> ( Moland and Kitsuko )
[22:02] < Kitsuko> (probably Kitsuko and Moland)
[22:02] * Misato looks primed to mutter something about weak males, but she hiccups.
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[22:02] < Moland> "True, it really does not."
[22:03] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Leon's eyes are still stinging. "Maybe we should cut around it?"
[22:03] < Misato> "Yes. Let us do *hurk* so."
[22:03] * Kitsuko falls down with a complete lack of grace.
[22:04] < Anferon> "Let's go towards the north a bit if we can... plants tend to grow thickest towards the south, where there's more su--Kitsuko!"
[22:04] * Kitsuko lets out a dramatized sigh, "Crud puppy."
[22:04] * Moland dragged to the side by Kitsuko's sudden fall/
[22:04] < Tempest56> Oh, look, the plants are back. Sort of. There's no sudden assault of apples and oranges. There is, however, a vine coiled around Kitsuko's ankle, trying to drag her back into the brush.
[22:04] < Misato> "Someone pick her up. It would be *hic* unwise to leave anyone *mrk* behind... oh, bother."
[22:04] < Moland> "Are you okay?:"
[22:05] < Oren_Camala> "What's going on?"
[22:05] * Kitsuko doesn't really seem to care to terribly, but eventually decides she does still like seeing things burn.
[22:05] < Kitsuko> (Attacking the vines/whatever has the vines with a fire spell)
[22:05] * Anferon twists Oren around, and helps point his gun.
[22:05] < Anferon> "Kitsuko is being dragged off by the vines."
[22:06] * Misato moves as quick as she can, trying to put her pain out of her mind. "Stay here, Leon. Kitsuko! Something *hurk* has her!" she calls out, already brandishing Kotetsu as she slogs forward.
[22:06] < Leon_Sernia> "If it's a monster, just point me in a direction to shoot."
[22:06] < Oren_Camala> (So... can I use Charge on the vines? :p)
[22:06] * Anferon dashes after Misato after turning Oren around, and brandishes his rapier.
[22:06] < Tempest56> The vine - and the walls around it, and large sections of the ground behind *that* - suddenly burst into flame. The vine around Kitsuko's ankle severs, as most of the area behind the party turns into a giant bonfire. You can almost hear the plants screaming.
[22:06] < Oren_Camala> "Okay, I don't need to see to know that there's a raging inferno."
[22:06] * Kitsuko pffs slightly, "That was nearly as satisfying as it should have been..."
[22:06] * Leon_Sernia can feel the instant increase in heat.
[22:07] * Anferon quickly snatches up Kitsuko (mindful of his rapier), and brings her up and onto her feet.
[22:07] * Misato skids to a halt a dozen feet away. Blinks. Throws up from the smell of burning foliage.
[22:07] < Anferon> "Geeze girl... you know how to throw a party."
[22:07] < Leon_Sernia> "That can't be a good thing."
[22:07] * Anferon takes his hands off after helping her up. He learned his lesson from the last few women.
[22:07] * Kitsuko shakes her fist at the burning plants, "Yeah that'll teach you."
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[22:07] < Anferon> "Easy there girl. Ever thought of taking anger management?"
[22:07] < Moland> "I feel heat.That is good."
[22:07] * Misato staggers back to Leon's side. "Just a minor fire courtesy of Kitsuko."
[22:07] < Tempest56> The flame spreads to the 'steel', causing it to heat up. It doesn't burn, but it does start to glow bright red from the heat it's conducting.
[22:08] < Oren_Camala> "We're not going to die horrible, fiery deaths are we?"
[22:08] * Kitsuko shrugs apathetically.
[22:08] < Anferon> "Problem..."
[22:08] < Leon_Sernia> "...in the middle of a field? That doesn't sound safe."
[22:08] < Anferon> "We're gonna get eaten up by this fire, too, if we don't move."
[22:08] < Kitsuko> "Nah, smoke would get us first,"
[22:08] * Misato eyes the steel magnolias thoughtfully. "They appear to be... *hic* warming up."
[22:08] * Anferon blinks. Didn't the farmers say something about the plants doing something to the torches?
[22:08] * Anferon turns to Misato.
[22:08] < Anferon> "If we had a time mage with us, we could bomb our way through."
[22:09] < Misato> "We do not."
[22:09] < Anferon> "Which brings option 2."
[22:09] < Anferon> "Run."
[22:09] < Oren_Camala> "... We could try to shoot our way through. If it's heating up it'll be weaker than it was before."
[22:09] < Misato> "To where?"
[22:09] < Tempest56> Yes, the plants blow out torches. Several gusts of wind mysteriously sweep up, and start 'blowing' on the fire. It flickers and curls, but is far too big to put out like that. The walls start to actually move away from the flames, trying to escape.
[22:09] < Anferon> "....that way!"
[22:09] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, are we running, or what?"
[22:10] * Anferon takes Oren, and pulls him through the new opening.
[22:10] * Misato blinks, and rubs her eyes as the walls move. "They move!" She grabs Leon, dragging him after Anferon.
[22:10] < Anferon> (AFK)
[22:10] * Kitsuko shrugs, "Running only means we'll burn tired."
[22:10] * Leon_Sernia is dragged. Along with Jennifer.
[22:11] < Oren_Camala> "This seems to be a good turn of events."
[22:11] < Moland> "I'd rather not burn at all, but hey, what deos I want matter, right?"
[22:11] < Tempest56> The flames are spreading in a wave in all directions - here and there, it comes to a halt as the plants move away fast enough to deprive it of fuel, but not everywhere. You can see the steel-like wall leads around one section in a box, closing an area about a hundred yards across off from the rest of the farm. It still glows a bright red from the heat, even as you run around to try and find a way out.
[22:11] * Kitsuko ruffles Moland's head, "Life is like that, isn't it."
[22:12] * Misato remembers, between waves of nausea, the axiom: Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
[22:12] < Tempest56> Much to everybody's benefit, the flames are clearing the air of some of the pollen. Everyone feels a bit better, though a bit groggy.
[22:12] < Leon_Sernia> "Does anybody have a frigging way out of this situation?!"
[22:13] < Oren_Camala> "That's better..."
[22:13] < Moland> "Sight does help. it seems."
[22:13] * Leon_Sernia starts blinking his eyes. The stinging's going away!
[22:13] * Misato skids to a halt after a moment, bumping into Leon. Grateful she's not feeling the urge to yak anymore, she peers at the steel walls.
[22:13] * Kitsuko rubs her temples and glances to the running group then to Moland, "A little."
[22:13] * Leon_Sernia opens his eyes.
[22:13] * Leon_Sernia then notices the extent of the fire.
[22:13] < Oren_Camala> "I think we need to just knock the walls down. Unfortunately I didn't bring a few tons of gunpowder with me."
[22:13] < Leon_Sernia> "...Shit."
[22:14] < Tempest56> The flames start to petter out. You have an area to work with almost an acre around. But the plants are now starting to slowly grow back inwards, towards you.
[22:14] < Anferon> ( back )
[22:14] < Leon_Sernia> "We'd better hurry. Those plants don't look happy."
[22:15] < Kitsuko> "To be fair I'm not leaping for joy either."
[22:15] < Moland> "Not to impose, but I've heard that a magic-user with a penchant for fire knows a certain fire elemental...."
[22:15] < Oren_Camala> "Anferon, you have something big in the little box of yours?"
[22:15] * Kitsuko rubs her temples having the mother of all head aches.
[22:15] * Misato looks down at her bared katana, then over her shoulder at the plants, and begins the *proper* prayer for Kotetsu's Draw Out, standing close to the wall and feeling the heat radiating from it. It's not gunpowder, but it packs a punch...
[22:15] < Tempest56> A wave of spiritual energy from Kotetsu slams into the heated wall, and leaves a rather deep dent.
[22:15] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle ready to fire. It's not much, but it may help.
[22:16] < Anferon> "My box? Uhmm..."
[22:16] < Oren_Camala> "May as well."
[22:16] < Kitsuko> "Well that was mildly effective."
[22:16] < Anferon> "Well.. now that I think about it."
[22:16] * Oren_Camala tacks a shot at the wall.
[22:16] < Anferon> "If I'm lucky, I can call some toy soldiers."
[22:16] < Misato> "Hm." Pleased, she steps aside from the dent so the gun wielders can shoot the wall without shooting her ass.
[22:16] < Anferon> "They can blast a whole in the wall real easy."
[22:16] < Anferon> "One of them is a rather large tank."
[22:16] < Tempest56> The dent gets a bit deeper from the bullet's impact. In fact, the bullet punches right through.
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[22:17] < Moland> ...
[22:17] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the dent, as well.
[22:17] < Tempest56> (Well crud.)
[22:17] < Tempest56> (Gull it is.)
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[22:17] < Anferon> ( Yay )
[22:18] * Anferon shrugs, and gives the slots a shot. Whipping out his slot box, he isn't under the pressure of battle, so deliberatly manipulates (taking the time) the slots to pump out 3 crowns.
[22:18] < Anferon> ( Need to do any rolls? )
[22:18] < Tempest56> (Full set of rolls. :D It's still random chance.)
[22:19] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[22:19] * Tempest56 gets a sandwich while Highwind tries to remember how to roll dice.
[22:19] < Anferon> ( ... )
[22:19] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d10
[22:19] Anferon - (1d10) 10
[22:19] < Anferon> ( .... )
[22:19] < Anferon> ( .......... )
[22:19] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh, crap.))
[22:19] < Misato> (...)
[22:20] < Anferon> ( pray folks, pray )
[22:20] < Anferon> !gullroll 2d100
[22:20] Anferon - (2d100) 27
[22:20] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d100
[22:20] Anferon - (1d100) 60
[22:20] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d100
[22:20] Anferon - (1d100) 42
[22:20] < Anferon> ( whew.. Toy Box )
[22:20] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[22:20] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d10
[22:20] Anferon - (1d10) 5
[22:20] < Anferon> ( falling... house )
[22:20] < Misato> (omfg!)
[22:20] * Tempest56 sets mode: +v High_kefka
[22:20] < Misato> (Highwind needs +v)
[22:20] * Anferon blinks as it starts beeping... and looks.... straight up.
[22:21] < Tempest56> (That would explain it.)
[22:21] < Anferon> "Hey folks.... all of you, back away ten feet."
[22:21] * Leon_Sernia does as ordered.
[22:21] * Anferon backs away. Backs far, far, far away, as a HOUSE comes crashing down on the heated metal walls.
[22:21] * Misato blinks, and scrabbles backwards from the falling house, giving Anferon a dirty look.
[22:21] < Anferon> !roll 3d8+18
[22:21] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d8+18: 5, 8, 6 ( Total: 37 )
[22:21] < Moland> "Some soldiers. Ass."
[22:21] < Tempest56> And just when it can't get any weirder, a house falls from the sky, complete with a witch stapled to the bottom of it. Bits of plant-metal go flying all over as the wall breaks.
[22:21] < Tempest56> Just one problem.
[22:22] < Tempest56> There is a huge gap in the wall. Unfortunately, there's a house in the gap.
[22:22] < Misato> (The wicked witch is dead/)
[22:22] < Misato> (?)
[22:22] < Kitsuko> "Lovely."
[22:22] * Misato turns to stare at Anferon.
[22:22] < Anferon> "Well..."
[22:22] < Anferon> "This thing sometimes fades away."
[22:22] < Kitsuko> "House is easier to cut through then iron plant at least."
[22:22] < Misato> "DO NOT. EVEN. TRY."
[22:22] < Leon_Sernia> "...and Lady Luck screws me over again."
[22:22] < Anferon> "But... it has a door, and a back door!"
[22:22] * Anferon points.
[22:22] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[22:22] * Misato points with Kotetsu. "Thank your gods, gambler, that it does."
[22:23] < Anferon> "eep!"
[22:23] * Anferon completely shimmers to gold.
[22:23] * Misato gets cranky after throwing up.
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[22:23] < Anferon> "Eh heh... Let me go test it out!"
[22:23] * Anferon RUNS to the house, and to the front door.
[22:23] < Tempest56> Just one problem.
[22:23] < Misato> "You do that," she snarls, ears pinned back and tail lashing.
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[22:23] < Tempest56> The door's locked.
[22:23] < Oren_Camala> "A locked door?"
[22:23] < Tempest56> It's not *your* house. Like you have a key.
[22:24] < Anferon> Kicking is good. Kicking is very good.
[22:24] * Oren_Camala shoots the damn lock out.
[22:24] < Anferon> I kick to save my life!
[22:24] < Leon_Sernia> "Anferon, I can try to handle that... never mind."
[22:24] < Anferon> and he shoots to get the lock out. ^_^
[22:24] < Tempest56> Anferon, roll a STR check to see if you can kick it down.
[22:24] * Misato 's left eye begins to twitch homicidally.
[22:24] < Tempest56> Oren, skill check to see if you hit Anferon.
[22:24] < Oren_Camala> ...
[22:24] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[22:24] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
[22:24] < Anferon> ...
[22:24] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[22:24] < Misato> (*DIES*)
[22:24] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 82 ( Total: 82 )
[22:24] < Oren_Camala> "Get the hell out of my line of fire."
[22:25] < Tempest56> The door stays up. But the gunshot *does* miss Anferon.
[22:25] < Tempest56> The lock is now busted.
[22:25] < Anferon> "GYAH!"
[22:25] * Anferon blinks at the Elf.
[22:25] < Anferon> "The hell are you doing shooting at me!?"
[22:25] < Leon_Sernia> "...I hate this country."
[22:25] * Anferon meanwhile, opens the door, and goes right in, away from Misato.
[22:25] < Misato> "You earned it. I concur with the elf."
[22:25] * Misato snarls low in her throat, and follows Anferon. Kotetsu is still out.
[22:25] < Anferon> "It was moland's idea to use my box!"
[22:26] < Misato> "Do not blame another for your shortcomings."
[22:26] * Anferon though it was his fault for actually using it. Eeping, he weaves his way straight for the back door. Usually locks are easier to open from the inside.
[22:26] < Kitsuko> "Can we just get on with this? We are still surrounding by a mass of pissed off plants."
[22:26] < Tempest56> The back door is similarly locked, but a quick second gunshot fixes that.
[22:26] * Gullwhacker[Anime] is now known as Gullwhacker
[22:26] < Leon_Sernia> "Hi. Just to remind everyone, big plants. Angry. Homicidal. Let's save the blame until later, okay?"
[22:27] < Anferon> "Women are far scarrier, you see."
[22:27] * Leon_Sernia looks at Kitsuko. "Exactly."
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[22:28] < Tempest56> Entering into the backyard, the area is actually quite clear and open, considering the tight and mobile confines outside. At the centre of the 'box' is a gigantic mass of plants, standing a good two hundred feet high. It's made of all sorts of stuff, and looks surprisingly intelligent.
[22:28] * Anferon opens the back door, and looks through.
[22:28] * Misato pins back her ears, growling low in her throat, tail whipping in irritation as she steps out of the house. Too bad she didn't look around. It was a nice house.
[22:28] * Leon_Sernia tries a charm offsensive.
[22:28] < Oren_Camala> "Those plants look surprisingly intelligent."
[22:28] < Tempest56> Especally when it groans at you. Several of the larger sections, identifyable as specific plants, wave in your direction.
[22:29] < Leon_Sernia> "So... you're the cause of this, I assume?"
[22:29] < Tempest56> * Oren gains 10 Smartass Points.
[22:29] < Kitsuko> "Or the brain."
[22:30] < Kitsuko> "Lobotomy anyone?"
[22:30] < Tempest56> A very large pea-pod waves threateningly at the party. However, it is lightly smacked by a sheaf of oats, which wave at the peas in an aggressive way. The fight is broken up by a giant tomato interposing itself between them.
[22:30] < Anferon> "I agree with the Lobotomy bit."
[22:30] * Misato hisses lowly at the plants, gripping her katana tighter. She's just spoiling for a fight.
[22:30] < Leon_Sernia> "... well, anyway, we have a problem. You're hurting a lot of people out there."
[22:30] < Anferon> "...Okay, now this is getting weird."
[22:30] * Leon_Sernia glares at the others.
[22:30] * Leon_Sernia whispers to them "Give me a moment, okay?"
[22:31] < Moland> "Done."
[22:31] * Misato rrrrs quietly, but she relaxes an iota, giving Leon his chance.
[22:31] < Leon_Sernia> "You'll have to excuse the others. They are a bit angrier than me, I'm afraid."
[22:31] * Anferon looks to Leon, and gives a nod, whispering back. "I'll back you up, I have some skill, but not as much as yours."
[22:31] < Tempest56> Several vines wave around wildly, as if gesturing. A 30 foot long cob of corn makes a stabbing motion.
[22:31] < Leon_Sernia> "Obviously, it looks like you're having some troubles of your own."
[22:32] * Oren_Camala slides over to Jennifer and picks up a conversation with her in that other language.
[22:32] < Leon_Sernia> "We don't want this to come to blows. We are only here to make sure that the workers here are safe."
[22:32] < Leon_Sernia> "We can do that without bloodshed. I'm sure of it."
[22:33] < Tempest56> The tomato bobs a bit, seeming very reasonable. The peas, though, are itching for a fight and the pod flares menacingly. It, again, gets hit by the oats.
[22:33] * Anferon remembers something, and steps up.
[22:33] < Leon_Sernia> "All we need to do is to stay calm, and talk this over."
[22:33] < Tempest56> (Leon, Negotiation roll?)
[22:33] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:33] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 97 ( Total: 97 )
[22:33] < Kitsuko> (...)
[22:33] < Leon_Sernia> ((DAMN!))
[22:33] < Anferon> "I Agree with him. Besides, it's towards the end of the season, correct? You all need to spread your seeds to continue the growth of your cultures, correct?"
[22:33] < Tempest56> The corncob shoots several kernels at you in disgust.
[22:34] < Anferon> "The Farmers, too, need to make their living. Why not allow them to take the fruits, seeds, and a few roots of your plants, for harvest?"
[22:34] < Anferon> "If anyone, they respect you, more than anyone else, they'll make sure that your seeds are properly taken care of, and the fruit distributed as is it should be. That would be best, correct?"
[22:35] < Tempest56> (Anferon, go ahead and try. You might not critically botch.)
[22:35] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[22:35] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
[22:35] < Anferon> ( if it fails, I use charisma for reroll... but it didn't fail )
[22:35] < Anferon> ( I hope )
[22:36] < Tempest56> You talk very reasonably to the giant mass of pseudo-intelligent crops. You make a very good, empassioned plea for peace, love and sunlight. Your words are terribly moving.
[22:36] < Tempest56> The thing's still a damn giant plant.
[22:36] < Tempest56> It's got about as much intelligence as three lobotomized donkeys.
[22:36] * Anferon knows all the plants care about is spreading their seeds, though.
[22:36] * Kitsuko is throughally unsuprised.
[22:37] * Anferon turns towards the others, and shrugs.
[22:37] < Anferon> "I don't think they're buying it."
[22:37] < Kitsuko> "Well I guess this brings us to option number 2?"
[22:37] * Leon_Sernia mutters to himself "I really need more practice..."
[22:37] < Anferon> "Harvesting?"
[22:37] < Tempest56> The giant cluster of plants does what giant clusters of carnivorous plants do best. It decides to kick your ass.
[22:37] * Anferon lightly pats Leon's shoulders.
[22:37] * Misato hisses as she darts past Leon and Anferon. "Males! All talk, no action!" She leaps, swinging the katana at the peapod. She never liked peas anyway.
[22:38] * Anferon watches Misato go.
[22:38] < Anferon> "Harvesting."
[22:38] < Tempest56> Battle order: Misato:15 Moland:14 Leon:13 SunTomato:13 Anferon:12 Oren:12 ChildOfTheCorn:12 PeaPodPeople:12 Kitsuko:11 MinionVine3:8 IronOats:7 Jennifer:6 MinionVine2:6 MinionVine1:5 MinionVine4:5
[22:38] * Anferon backs up besides Ritsuko, and sighs, pulling out that small, colorful box.
[22:38] * Kitsuko fallows after
[22:38] < Kitsuko> (Kitsuko :p)
[22:38] < Tempest56> Misato?
[22:38] < Anferon> "You know... I think she's happiest kicking the asses out of plants."
[22:38] < Anferon> ( Kitsuko, yeah*)
[22:38] < Kitsuko> "Why? Aren't you?"
[22:38] * Misato is a carnivore! DIE PLANTS DIE! Taste steel!
[22:38] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[22:38] < Leon_Sernia> Misato: "Talking is what I do! If I had more time and less fire, this wouldn't be happening!"
[22:38] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[22:39] < Tempest56> Hits.
[22:39] < Misato> (............)
[22:39] < Anferon> "I prefer fun in general, myself, that includes adventure, and sometimes a friendly face."
[22:39] < Misato> (I'll take it.)
[22:39] < Misato> !roll 1d10+30
[22:39] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d10+30: 4 ( Total: 34 )
[22:39] * Anferon offers a grin towards Kitsuko, then looks up towards the plants, readying himself.
[22:39] * Gullwhacker is now known as Gullwhacker[Dormant]
[22:40] < Tempest56> You mark up the peas a little.
[22:40] < Tempest56> Moland shoots the peas.
[22:40] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:40] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 70 ( Total: 70 )
[22:40] < Tempest56> Hits.
[22:40] < Tempest56> !roll 1d12+36
[22:40] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d12+36: 1 ( Total: 37 )
[22:40] < Tempest56> And hurts them a bit.
[22:41] < Tempest56> Leon?
[22:41] < Leon_Sernia> "Sorry that you weren't willing to listen. Now, I don't have a choice."
[22:41] * Leon_Sernia fires at the peas.
[22:41] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:41] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 89 ( Total: 89 )
[22:41] < Tempest56> Hits.
[22:42] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+30
[22:42] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+30: 6 ( Total: 36 )
[22:42] < Tempest56> Sun Tomato wobbles a bit, and concentrates SOLAR POWER down on Moland.
[22:42] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:42] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[22:43] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+28
[22:43] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+28: 8 ( Total: 36 )
[22:43] < Tempest56> 29 points of damage from Fire.
[22:43] < Tempest56> Anferon?
[22:43] * Anferon looks over towards Kitsuko.
[22:43] < Anferon> "Hope you got more of that fire, they don't see to like it."
[22:44] * Anferon whips out that yellow box again... *click!*
[22:44] < Leon_Sernia> "Not that again..."
[22:44] < Kitsuko> "Don't worry, I won't be dropping a house on them, thats for sure."
[22:44] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[22:44] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[22:44] < Anferon> "Bah, busting my chops."
[22:45] * Anferon grins maniacally as he looks up to the plants.
[22:45] < Anferon> "Let's party!
[22:45] < Anferon> !roll 2d100
[22:45] < High_kefka> Anferon - 2d100: 36, 43 ( Total: 79 )
[22:45] < Tempest56> (Did you actually pull that off?)
[22:45] < Anferon> ( Moogle, Moogle, Bar )
[22:45] < Tempest56> (Ouch. Almost.)
[22:45] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[22:45] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[22:46] * Anferon suddenly whips out his hand, and a series of icy daggers head straight for the peapod's roots.
[22:46] < Anferon> !roll 3d6+18
[22:46] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d6+18: 1, 5, 2 ( Total: 26 )
[22:46] < Tempest56> It does minor damage and leaves a little frost.
[22:46] < Tempest56> Oren?
[22:47] < Oren_Camala> "I never did like peas."
[22:47] < Oren_Camala> (Charge +25 on the peapod.)
[22:47] < Leon_Sernia> ((BRB.))
[22:47] < Tempest56> Goes off on 10.
[22:48] < Tempest56> Child Of The Corn acts. It shoots a couple of kernels off at the charging Misato.
[22:48] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:48] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[22:48] < Tempest56> They land somewhere in New Jersey.
[22:48] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People waits.
[22:48] * Misato nimbly bats away the kernels like Sammy Sosa.
[22:48] < Leon_Sernia> ((Back.))
[22:48] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[22:49] * Kitsuko smolders a little and merely grins.
[22:49] < Kitsuko> (Calling Ifrit, goes off at 5)
[22:49] < Tempest56> Oren's Charge goes off.
[22:49] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,12%
[22:49] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,12%: 7 ( Total: 5.88 )
[22:50] < Oren_Camala> (...)
[22:50] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[22:50] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,125%: 11 ( Total: 66.25 )
[22:50] < Anferon> ( much better, on many counts )
[22:51] < Tempest56> Another bullet hits the peas.
[22:51] < Tempest56> Minion Vine 3 acts. It does nothing.
[22:52] < Tempest56> Iron Oats acts. A charge of static electricty gathers around it and fires off at Oren.
[22:52] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:52] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[22:52] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+24
[22:52] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+24: 7 ( Total: 31 )
[22:52] < Tempest56> A relatively meager 13 points of damage.
[22:52] < Anferon> "Well... that's a shocking development."
[22:52] * Anferon blinks slowly.
[22:52] < Oren_Camala> "I'm schocked."
[22:53] < Tempest56> Jennifer goes (Leon).
[22:53] < Oren_Camala> ((Damn you. :p))
[22:53] * Anferon . o O (2 Anferon is the KING of bad puns, baby! )
[22:53] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer decides that this plant wouldn't like her feminine wiles. So, she attacks the peas.
[22:53] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[22:54] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 77 ( Total: 77 )
[22:54] < Tempest56> Hits.
[22:54] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d8+20
[22:54] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[22:54] < Tempest56> Plink. A little slash opens up in the peas.
[22:55] < Tempest56> The peapod opens up. A gigantic pea falls to the ground where it grows, suddenly forming into a shape identical to Jennifer. The Jennifer-clone leaps at the original, slashes once, then wilts and dies. (Action: Monster Mimic)
[22:55] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:55] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 75 ( Total: 75 )
[22:55] < Tempest56> Hits.
[22:55] < Tempest56> !roll 1d10+27
[22:55] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d10+27: 5 ( Total: 32 )
[22:56] < Tempest56> 26 points done.
[22:56] < Anferon> "..."
[22:56] < Anferon> "Now I'm freaked out."
[22:56] < Tempest56> Minion Vine 2 acts. It stands there.
[22:56] < Leon_Sernia> "Crap."
[22:56] < Tempest56> Kitsuko's Ifrit call goes off.
[22:56] * Kitsuko suddenly bursts into flames, she grins once untouched by the intense heat before it explodes outward washing the plants in a wave of firey doom.
[22:56] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+100,125%
[22:56] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 2d10+100,125%: 5, 1 ( Total: 132.5 )
[22:57] < Anferon> He blinked, getting heartburn just by WATCHING Kitsuko... yow.
[22:57] * Anferon is definatly asking her out later. His kinda girl.
[22:58] < Tempest56> All four Minion Vines incinerate. The Pea Pod People and Child Of The Corn take extra damage. Iron Oats take no damage. Sun Tomato regains a hundred-some HP.
[22:58] < Tempest56> Neither remaining Minion Vine is alive, and so they don't move.
[22:58] < Tempest56> End of turn 1.
[22:58] < Leon_Sernia> "...how is it not dead?"
[22:59] * Misato earflicks slightly, peering at the oats and tomato.
[22:59] < Kitsuko> "Stuborn plant life, ah well."
[22:59] < Anferon> "Something tells me the fertilizer has elemental properties."
[22:59] < Tempest56> Round 2. No statuses in effect.
[22:59] < Anferon> "So..."
[22:59] < Tempest56> Battle order: Moland:16 Leon:15 SunTomato:13 Jennifer:12 Anferon:11 Kitsuko:11 Oren:11 IronOats:10 ChildOfTheCorn:10 Misato:8 PeaPodPeople:8
[22:59] < Misato> (*(@&#(@*&#. I rolled a *1*.)
[22:59] < Tempest56> Moland keeps up the assault, and shoots the peas again.
[22:59] < Anferon> "Kitsuko, use ice on that tomato. The Iron Oats will need some old fashioned whacking."
[22:59] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[22:59] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[23:00] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:00] < Tempest56> !roll 1d12+36
[23:00] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d12+36: 7 ( Total: 43 )
[23:00] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll try to take out the peas. They look especially dangerous."
[23:00] < Kitsuko> "Why don't you use ice on it, blizzard boy."
[23:00] < Kitsuko> "I don't do frost."
[23:00] < Tempest56> The peas start to hang rather low on the vine.
[23:00] < Tempest56> Leon?
[23:00] < Anferon> "I would. Problem is, I don't know whether or not I can get those daggers again.'
[23:00] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the peas.
[23:01] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:01] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 55 ( Total: 55 )
[23:01] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:01] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+30
[23:01] < Oren_Camala> "I think it should be obvious to everyone around here that you are far from frigid."
[23:01] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+30: 10 ( Total: 40 )
[23:01] * Kitsuko grins at Oren and winks once.
[23:01] < Tempest56> The peas are almost toast, by the look of things.
[23:01] < Anferon> ( ...? )
[23:01] < Anferon> ( How does Anferon have INIT 11, if he has 11 SPD? )
[23:02] < Tempest56> (..Whups, I missed the Ninja Gloves. Sorry, you're on 12. :D)
[23:02] < Anferon> ( yay )
[23:03] < Tempest56> Sun Tomato goes. It casts White Wind.
[23:03] < Anferon> "Everyone, leave the peas and corn to Kitsuko, concentrate on the tomato and the oats!"
[23:03] < Anferon> "....Preferrably the Tomato!"
[23:03] < Tempest56> All enemy party members regain 448 HP. Pea Pod People is now at full health. Child Of The Corn is at full health.
[23:03] < Misato> (omfg)
[23:03] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[23:04] < Leon_Sernia> "Oren, Tell Jennifer to go after the tomato!"
[23:04] < Tempest56> Jennifer goes (Leon).
[23:04] * Oren_Camala shouts something to Jennifer in that ninja language that basically says what Leon said.
[23:04] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer nods, then tries slashing at the tomato.
[23:05] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:05] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[23:05] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:05] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d8+20
[23:05] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[23:05] < Tempest56> Plink again.
[23:05] < Tempest56> Anferon?
[23:06] < Anferon> *click*
[23:06] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[23:06] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[23:06] < Anferon> !roll 2d100
[23:06] < High_kefka> Anferon - 2d100: 8, 37 ( Total: 45 )
[23:06] * Anferon tosses out... STROBES! Stage! Rockband!
[23:06] * Anferon watches as a band called The Mogs jump out, and start jamming on the field.
[23:07] < Anferon> !roll 3d8+36
[23:07] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d8+36: 5, 4, 2 ( Total: 47 )
[23:07] < Tempest56> Everybody who was hurt (Anferon, Moland, Oren, Jennifer) is healed to full.
[23:07] * Misato just squints at the moogles.
[23:07] * Anferon ahhh, feels quite refreshed as the moogles curative magic does their work.
[23:07] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[23:07] < Anferon> ( everyone in the party, including Jennifer, should be at full HP now )
[23:07] < Tempest56> (They are indeed.)
[23:08] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer smiles at the Mogs, and flashes them as thanks.
[23:08] * Anferon grins as The Mogs pack up, and leave for some other gig.
[23:08] < Kitsuko> (Hrm...)
[23:08] * Kitsuko tries a different tact.
[23:08] * ElementalKnight has joined #generica
[23:09] * Kitsuko slowly draws more power (Call Ramuh, goes off at 5)
[23:09] < Tempest56> Oren?
[23:09] < Oren_Camala> Charge +25%
[23:10] < Oren_Camala> on the Tomato
[23:10] < Tempest56> Goes off on 9.
[23:10] < Oren_Camala> (...)
[23:10] < Oren_Camala> "I think I'm hungry enough to eat you all."
[23:10] < Tempest56> Iron Oats act. Horkin' Fibre Chunks come flying off at the whole group.
[23:10] < Tempest56> Iron Oats uses: Bran Bomber.
[23:10] < Tempest56> !roll 7d100
[23:10] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 7d100: 41, 14, 31, 66, 46, 81, 67 ( Total: 346 )
[23:10] < Tempest56> Hits... everybody but Leon.
[23:11] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+30
[23:11] * Leon_Sernia notices the hunks of bran, and manages to duck just in time.
[23:11] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+30: 2 ( Total: 32 )
[23:12] < Oren_Camala> "Ooof!"
[23:12] < Tempest56> Anferon takes 13. Kitsuko takes 18. Misato takes 8. Oren takes 16. Moland takes 17. Jennifer takes 26.
[23:12] < Anferon> "Well Misato... you said you were hungry."
[23:12] * Anferon mutters, splattered all over.
[23:12] < Kitsuko> "Ouch..."
[23:13] * Misato wipes her face clear of the bran, ears flat and eyes narrowed. "I have lost my appetite," she mutters darkly.
[23:13] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer gets hit pretty badly, and nearly falls over.
[23:13] < Tempest56> Child Of The Corn twists, and a section of it explodes downwards. The area around Anferon is suddenly flooded with popped corn.
[23:13] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:13] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
[23:13] * Oren_Camala sees Jennifer's injury, "Damn you, stupid plants."
[23:13] < Tempest56> Anferon is Slowed (6).
[23:13] * Anferon mumbles, taking off his hat, flicking off the bran, and then puts it... *BLAM*
[23:14] < Anferon> on...
[23:14] * Anferon falls flat on his ass, surrounded by lots, and lots, of popcorn.
[23:14] < Tempest56> Oren's charge goes off.
[23:15] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+125%
[23:15] < Oren_Camala> (Gah.
[23:15] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[23:15] < Oren_Camala> ((*Oren kills Highwind))
[23:16] * Tempest56 gets another sandwich.
[23:16] < Anferon> ( Use gullroll )
[23:16] < Oren_Camala> (What's the syntax? :p)
[23:17] < Oren_Camala> !gullroll 1d12+42,125%
[23:17] Let's see...nope. Don't have that set of dice.
[23:17] < Anferon> !gullroll 1d12+42x1.25
[23:17] < Oren_Camala> !gullroll 1d12+42x1.25
[23:17] Let's see...nope. Don't have that set of dice.
[23:17] Let's see...nope. Don't have that set of dice.
[23:17] < Misato> (*facepalm*)
[23:17] < High_kefka> Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. - '1d12+125%'
[23:17] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,125%: 5 ( Total: 58.75 )
[23:17] < Anferon> ( damn )
[23:17] < Misato> (Dammit Highwind.)
[23:17] < Oren_Camala> (Highwind waited for us to make fools of ourselves. :p)
[23:17] < Anferon> ( He's not highwind, he's Kefka )
[23:17] < Anferon> ( That explains everything )
[23:17] < Tempest56> Misato?
[23:18] * Misato has finished wiping the bran off her face - at least it wasn't egg - and begins to summon the spirits in her blade. (Goes off on 4)
[23:19] < Tempest56> The peas wait.
[23:19] < Misato> (Son of a bitch.)
[23:19] < Tempest56> Ramuh goes off.
[23:20] < Leon_Sernia> ((This can't be good.))
[23:21] * Kitsuko stands as thunder cracks along the 'roof' of the enclosure then strikes down hitting all the various enemies serveral times.
[23:21] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+100
[23:21] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 2d10+100: 5, 9 ( Total: 114 )
[23:21] < Tempest56> Giant freaking thunderbolts.
[23:21] < Anferon> "Electric personality, I see."
[23:21] < Tempest56> All targets take damage. Iron Oats take extra and sizzle a bit.
[23:22] < Tempest56> Draw Out: Kotetsu goes off.
[23:23] < Misato> !roll 3d6+36
[23:23] < High_kefka> Misato - 3d6+36: 1, 4, 5 ( Total: 46 )
[23:24] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People act. A little pea drops out and forms into a Misato-shaped plant. It holds up a big green katana that starts to glow. (Monster Mimic: Draw Out: Kotetsu.)
[23:24] < Misato> "......."
[23:24] * Misato stares, slack-jawed.
[23:24] * Leon_Sernia braces for impact.
[23:24] * Typhoon has left #generica
[23:24] < Tempest56> Due to the CT, it goes off on 0, and does not activate until next round.
[23:25] < Anferon> ( ... )
[23:25] < Anferon> ( PRAY I whip out Mog Dance this round, folks )
[23:25] < Misato> "How.. DARE YOU."
[23:25] < Anferon> ( just start fuggin' praying )
[23:25] < Tempest56> End of round 2. Anferon's Slow ticks down to 5.
[23:25] < Tempest56> Battle order: Misato:16 Leon:16 Moland:15 Oren:15 Jennifer:14 Kitsuko:13 ChildOfTheCorn:12 IronOats:11 Anferon:9 SunTomato:8 PeaPodPeople:7
[23:25] < Tempest56> (Lucky, lucky players.)
[23:25] < Tempest56> Misato?
[23:25] * Misato snarls. "Kill the pod!"
[23:26] * Anferon is right in the middle of a bunch of plants? Oh joy.
[23:26] * Misato takes personal offense to that, and attacks the peapod's 'offspring'.
[23:26] < Misato> (oops)
[23:26] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[23:26] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[23:26] < Misato> (exhaustion)
[23:27] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[23:27] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[23:27] < Misato> (Fuck you, Highwind.)
[23:27] < Leon_Sernia> ((Jeez.))
[23:27] < Tempest56> Even though it is a completely stationary plant, you miss it. I don't know how.
[23:27] < Misato> (Fuck you right in your clownpainted ass.)
[23:27] < Tempest56> Leon?
[23:28] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle ready to fire at the pea pod.
[23:28] < Leon_Sernia> "Oren! Please tell Jennifer to stay back and defend herself!"
[23:28] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:28] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 74 ( Total: 74 )
[23:28] * Oren_Camala relays Leon's command to Jennifer.
[23:28] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:28] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+30
[23:29] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[23:29] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer nods.
[23:29] < Tempest56> Plink. Does some damage, but not a whole lot.
[23:29] < Leon_Sernia> ((Highwind is being a bastard tonight.))
[23:29] < Tempest56> Moland pulls out the Fire Ammo.
[23:29] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:29] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 39 ( Total: 39 )
[23:29] < Anferon> ( as if you didn't notice. )
[23:29] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:30] < Misato> (Oh, I noticed.)
[23:30] < Tempest56> !roll 1d12+36,125%
[23:30] < Misato> (It's getting me back after Blair's session.)
[23:30] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d12+36,125%: 9 ( Total: 56.25 )
[23:30] < Tempest56> Oren?
[23:31] < Oren_Camala> Charge +25% on the Tomato. Can't have it healing everyone again.
[23:31] < Tempest56> Goes off on 13.
[23:31] < Tempest56> Jennifer (Leon)?
[23:32] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer takes Leon's advice and defends. He probably has good reason to say so.
[23:32] < Tempest56> Oren's Charge goes off.
[23:32] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[23:32] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,125%: 9 ( Total: 63.75 )
[23:32] < Tempest56> Blam. A bit more of a blemish on the tomato.
[23:33] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[23:33] * Kitsuko burns the pod people.
[23:33] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d100
[23:33] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d100: 83 ( Total: 83 )
[23:33] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d8+40,125%
[23:33] < High_kefka> Kitsuko - 1d8+40,125%: 3 ( Total: 53.75 )
[23:34] < Tempest56> The peas are weak to fire, and take extra damage.
[23:35] < Tempest56> Child Of The Corn acts. It blasts another wave of popped corn onto the ground, this time around Moland.
[23:35] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:35] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[23:35] < Tempest56> Hits. He's Slow (6).
[23:35] < Tempest56> Iron Oats act. Another charge of electricity gathers, and zaps downwards at Moland.
[23:35] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:35] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 38 ( Total: 38 )
[23:35] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:35] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+24
[23:36] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+24: 5 ( Total: 29 )
[23:36] < Tempest56> 22 points taken.
[23:36] < Tempest56> Anferon?
[23:36] < Anferon> *click*
[23:36] * Anferon mutters, deciding to risk it.
[23:36] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[23:36] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[23:36] < Anferon> !roll 2d100
[23:36] < High_kefka> Anferon - 2d100: 40, 86 ( Total: 126 )
[23:36] < Anferon> ( Toy Box )
[23:36] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[23:36] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[23:37] * Anferon turns, and chucks... something... at the Pea pods, namely that green-katan-wielding "Hurt me!" sign.
[23:37] < Anferon> !roll 3d6+12
[23:37] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d6+12: 3, 3, 1 ( Total: 19 )
[23:38] < Anferon> *WHAMP* One sack of bricks later.
[23:38] < Tempest56> One very small sack of bricks later.
[23:38] < Anferon> -_-;
[23:38] < Tempest56> Sun Tomato acts. It does *not* cast White Wind. It instead drops another Fire spell, this time on Misato.
[23:38] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:38] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[23:38] * Anferon lets his arm slump, sighing. "That was...useless.."
[23:39] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+28
[23:39] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+28: 2 ( Total: 30 )
[23:39] < Tempest56> 18 damage.
[23:39] * Misato yelps, sizzling, and drops to the ground to roll and put out the flames.
[23:39] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People acts. Finally. Monster Mimic: Draw Out: Kotetsu.
[23:39] < Anferon> "Everyone! Brace yourselves!"
[23:39] * Anferon quickly lifts his left arm to cover his face... a very feeble thing, but still.
[23:39] < Tempest56> !roll 3d6+36
[23:39] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 3d6+36: 1, 2, 6 ( Total: 45 )
[23:41] < Tempest56> Everybody lives. Damage: Anferon takes 30. Moland takes 38. Ktisuko takes 22. Misato takes 33. Oren takes 27. Leon takes 27. Jennifer takes 20 thanks to defending.
[23:41] < Kitsuko> (Thank fucking god for M.armor)
[23:41] < Misato> (What MARM?)
[23:41] < Misato> (:P)
[23:41] < Kitsuko> (The one upside to being a mage :p)
[23:41] < Kitsuko> (What is everyone at total?)
[23:42] < Misato> (41)
[23:42] < Misato> (/100)
[23:42] < Anferon> ( 17 )
[23:42] < Anferon> ( /61 )
[23:42] < Anferon> ( 41/100?! )
[23:42] < Leon_Sernia> ((38, and Jennifer at 34.))
[23:42] < Misato> (yep.)
[23:42] < Tempest56> (Current HP totals: Anferon (18), Moland (34), Kitsuko (26), Misato (41), Oren (44), Leon (38), Jennifer (34).
[23:42] < Leon_Sernia> ((Out of 65 and 80, respectively.))
[23:42] * Anferon slumps down to his knees, breathing heavily... but... he was smiling.
[23:43] < Anferon> "Hheh....this....hah.... is getting interesting...."
[23:43] * Misato groans as a bastardized version of her own draw out slams through her body. What do you know? It really DOES hurt.
[23:43] < Tempest56> End of round 3. Anferon's Slow ticks to 4. Moland's Slow ticks to 5.
[23:43] * Anferon begins fishing in his side pocket. Soft liquidy sounds were heard as he prepared.
[23:43] * Leon_Sernia takes the hit pretty hard, but he's still going. Jennifer is hurt a little worse, but she can still fight, as well.
[23:43] < Tempest56> Round 4 begins.
[23:43] < Tempest56> Battle order: Leon:17 Misato:14 PeaPodPeople:13 Oren:12 SunTomato:12 Jennifer:11 ChildOfTheCorn:11 Moland:9 Kitsuko:9 Anferon:8 IronOats:8
[23:43] < Tempest56> Leon?
[23:44] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay. Anybody here that can heal?"
[23:44] < Misato> "I only have Potions."
[23:44] < Anferon> "I have my Mog Dance skill... and some potions."
[23:44] < Anferon> "But my mog dance skill is risky, you have to pray it comes out."
[23:44] < Tempest56> (Everybody! Clap if you believe in fairies!)
[23:44] * Anferon groans, his body shaking as he tries to stand up.
[23:44] < Anferon> "graaaahhah.....I hurt too much though..."
[23:45] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, then." 6 Leon fishes out a potion syringe and throws it at Jennifer.
[23:45] < Tempest56> Jennifer regains 50 HP, and is at full. That probably stung a bit, though.
[23:45] < Tempest56> Misato?
[23:45] < Misato> (Hngh.)
[23:46] < Kitsuko> (I'm on relatively low hp and no mp -_-)
[23:46] * Misato is too weak to attack physically, so after casting a filthy look at the pea pod, begins to chant softly. (Yeah, yeah. Draw Out. Glutton for punishment that goes off on 10.)
[23:47] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People waits.
[23:47] < Anferon> ( fortunatly, it acts on 13 )
[23:47] < Tempest56> Oren?
[23:47] < Anferon> ( well... shit )
[23:47] < Misato> (I'm 14. :P)
[23:47] < Anferon> ( he's waiting until AFTER you move )
[23:47] < Oren_Camala> I wait to act right after Misato.
[23:48] < Tempest56> Sun Tomato acts. It casts White Wind again. All enemy party members regain 189 HP.
[23:48] < Leon_Sernia> ((GRR.))
[23:49] < Misato> (Hm.)
[23:49] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People acts. It Mimics White Wind.
[23:49] < Misato> (...)
[23:49] < Kitsuko> (Damn)
[23:49] < Leon_Sernia> ((DAMN!))
[23:49] < Anferon> ( we are STILL fubared here )
[23:49] < Tempest56> All monsters regain 371 HP.
[23:49] < Misato> (It could have been fucking Kotetsu.)
[23:50] < Anferon> ( Very very good point )
[23:50] < Misato> (I'll take White Wind over that.)
[23:50] < Tempest56> Jennifer (Leon)?
[23:50] < Kitsuko> (They gotta be running out of mp soon too)
[23:50] < Kitsuko> (LIKE ME!!!)
[23:51] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer looks a bit confused on who to attack. She ends up going after the thing that's been healing everyone.
[23:51] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[23:51] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[23:51] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:51] < Tempest56> (Whups. Hold on a sec.)
[23:51] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:51] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 46 ( Total: 46 )
[23:51] < Tempest56> (Nope. The peas did not Exhaust.)
[23:51] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d8+20
[23:51] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[23:52] < Tempest56> Child Of The Corn acts. It fires off more popped kernels, this time at Kitsuko.
[23:52] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:52] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[23:52] < Tempest56> Slowed (6).
[23:53] < Tempest56> Kotetsu goes off.
[23:53] < Misato> !roll 3d6+36
[23:53] < High_kefka> Misato - 3d6+36: 6, 5, 6 ( Total: 53 )
[23:53] < Misato> !roll 1d100
[23:53] < High_kefka> Misato - 1d100: 72 ( Total: 72 )
[23:53] < Misato> (HAHAHA.)
[23:55] < Tempest56> Oren goes.
[23:55] < Tempest56> Yes, things bleed.
[23:56] < Oren_Camala> Charge +25% on the fucking tomato bitch queen whore fag ghey white rapper ass.
[23:56] < Tempest56> Goes off on 8.
[23:56] < Tempest56> Moland shoots the tomato with normal ammo.
[23:56] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[23:56] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 43 ( Total: 43 )
[23:56] < Tempest56> Hits.
[23:57] < Tempest56> !roll 1d12+36
[23:57] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d12+36: 12 ( Total: 48 )
[23:57] < Misato> (Yay!)
[23:57] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[23:57] * Anferon . o O (2 ::Wonders if this is his fault because he suggested Carl up the HP a few notches. Or it's because the party is mostly level 6:: )
[23:57] < Kitsuko> (Hrm...
[23:58] < Misato> (I stupidly suggested Carl 'make them tougher' because of the heavy firepower. :P)
[23:58] < Leon_Sernia> ((Both.))
[23:58] < Kitsuko> (Does anyone have group healing?)
[23:58] < Misato> (Anferon if he's lucky.)
[23:58] < Anferon> ( I can but try. THat, or pop a potion )
[23:58] < Anferon> ( But I'm REAL low on HP )
[23:59] < Kitsuko> (I'm not doing so well myself)
[23:59] < Tempest56> (Everybody's real low on HP.)
[23:59] < Anferon> ( I'm less than 20 )
[23:59] < Kitsuko> (I'm 22 :p)
[23:59] < Anferon> ( Point )
[23:59] < Kitsuko> (Whats your max hp?)
[23:59] < Anferon> ( 61 )
Session Time: Sun Nov 02 00:00:00 2003
[00:00] * Kitsuko throws a tonic at Anferon and then dives for cover.
[00:00] < Tempest56> Anferon regains 25 HP, to 43.
[00:00] < Tempest56> Oren's Charge goes off.
[00:00] * Anferon catches the tonic, and downs it.
[00:00] < Anferon> "Thanks!"
[00:00] * Anferon breaths a sigh of relief, and grins.
[00:01] < Anferon> "Alright you bastards... let me teach you a little lesson about fighting monsters."
[00:01] < Kitsuko> (Kitsukos is as good as useless till I get a tincture down her)
[00:02] * Tempest56 prods Oren.
[00:02] * Anferon fingers the slightly bloodsoaked slot-box, and spins it swiftly in his hands. His cruel grin baring fangs as he curls at ready.
[00:02] * Anferon . o O (2 ::pokesprodsgerbils Oren.:: )
[00:04] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[00:04] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,125%: 6 ( Total: 60.0 )
[00:04] < Oren_Camala> (Sorry, went to grab a soda. :p)
[00:04] < Tempest56> The tomato bleeds ketchup.
[00:04] < Tempest56> Anferon?
[00:05] < Anferon> "Here's the thing..." *click*
[00:05] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[00:05] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[00:05] < Anferon> "We stab..."
[00:05] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[00:05] < Anferon> "You die..."
[00:05] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
[00:05] < Anferon> !roll 1d100
[00:05] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[00:05] < Anferon> "So DIE already!"
[00:05] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[00:05] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[00:05] < Anferon> ( Toy Box: 1 ton weight )
[00:06] * Anferon quickly rushes up towards the large tomato, growling as he punches the damn thing... as it was, he used a blacksmith's anvil to punch it with.
[00:06] < Anferon> !roll 3d6+12
[00:06] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d6+12: 5, 6, 2 ( Total: 25 )
[00:06] < Tempest56> The tomato wobbles.
[00:06] < Tempest56> Iron Oats acts. More static zapping. Target: Jennifer.
[00:06] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[00:06] * Anferon . o O (2 -_-; The sad thing is, that's actually stronger than my standard attack, even with a Teir-2 weapon. )
[00:06] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[00:07] < Tempest56> Hits.
[00:07] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+28
[00:07] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+28: 5 ( Total: 33 )
[00:07] < Tempest56> Sizzle. The stripper-ninja takes 28.
[00:07] < Tempest56> End of turn 4. Anferon's Slow ticks to 3. Moland's Slow ticks to 4. Kitsuko's Slow ticks to 5.
[00:07] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer has a tiny seizure, but manages to keep in fighting position.
[00:07] < Tempest56> Begin round 5.
[00:07] < Tempest56> Battle order: Oren:16 Leon:14 SunTomato:13 IronOats:12 Misato:11 PeaPodPeople:11 Anferon:9 Moland:9 Jennifer:9 ChildOfTheCorn:8 Kitsuko:4
[00:08] < Tempest56> Oren?
[00:08] < Oren_Camala> I am going to pop that tomato. Charge +25%.
[00:08] < Tempest56> Goes off on 14. Which is now.
[00:08] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[00:08] < High_kefka> Oren_Camala - 1d12+42,125%: 11 ( Total: 66.25 )
[00:08] < Oren_Camala> "Bang."
[00:09] < Tempest56> Big, nasty, solid hit. Sauce everywhere.
[00:09] < Tempest56> Leon?
[00:09] * Leon_Sernia takes his own shot at the tomato.
[00:09] < Leon_Sernia> "Can't any of you just STAY DOWN?"
[00:10] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[00:10] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 88 ( Total: 88 )
[00:10] < Tempest56> Hits.
[00:10] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+30
[00:10] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+30: 10 ( Total: 40 )
[00:10] < Tempest56> Splorch.
[00:11] < Tempest56> The Tomato goes. It shakes the bush it's in, dropping several smaller tomatoes down at Misato.
[00:11] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[00:11] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 66 ( Total: 66 )
[00:11] < Tempest56> Hits.
[00:11] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+18
[00:11] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+18: 6 ( Total: 24 )
[00:11] < Tempest56> 1 damage.
[00:11] * Misato looks down at the tomatoes disdainfully, and wipes them away with a sweep of her hand. "Amateurs."
[00:12] < Anferon> "They're fruits, hun."
[00:12] < Tempest56> Iron Oats springs into action. Another zapping shot at Jennifer.
[00:12] < Anferon> "What do you expect?"
[00:12] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[00:12] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 85 ( Total: 85 )
[00:13] < Tempest56> !roll 1d8+28
[00:13] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d8+28: 7 ( Total: 35 )
[00:13] < Tempest56> 30 points of frying.
[00:13] * ElementalKnight has left #generica
[00:13] < Tempest56> Misato?
[00:13] * Misato hurts in all sorts of usual and unusual ways. She pulls out a small vial, flips open the lid, and downs the Tonic in one quick swallow.
[00:13] < Leon_Sernia> 6 *Jennifer is having trouble standing, now.
[00:13] < Misato> 65 HP.
[00:14] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People acts. And waits.
[00:14] < Tempest56> Anferon?
[00:14] < Anferon> *click*
[00:14] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[00:14] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[00:14] < Anferon> !roll 2d100
[00:14] < High_kefka> Anferon - 2d100: 97, 7 ( Total: 104 )
[00:14] < Anferon> !roll 1d10
[00:14] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d10: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[00:14] < Anferon> ( Toy Box: Fat Chocobo! )
[00:14] < Anferon> !roll 1d4
[00:15] * Anferon . o O (2 looks like Highwind's on a break again. )
[00:17] < Anferon> ( ... )
[00:17] < Misato> (Use gull.)
[00:17] < High_kefka> Anferon - 1d4: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[00:17] < Misato> (Or not.)
[00:17] < Anferon> ( There he goes )
[00:17] < Anferon> ( Tomato )
[00:18] * Anferon picks out a carrot from inside the slotbox, and tosses it out into the battlefield.
[00:18] < Anferon> Run for cover!
[00:18] * Anferon quickly dives back as a low whistle, and a LARGE shadow, appears over the carrot.
[00:18] * Anferon watches as Old Cho, an 800 lb. chocobo, falls on, and squishes, the Tomato, munching happily away on the carrot.
[00:18] < Anferon> !roll 3d8+27
[00:18] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d8+27: 5, 3, 1 ( Total: 36 )
[00:18] < Tempest56> The tomato shakes, threatening to fall from the branches.
[00:18] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People act. Monster Mimic: Moogle Reels.
[00:19] < Tempest56> !roll 1d10
[00:19] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d10: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[00:19] < Tempest56> !roll 2d100
[00:19] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 2d100: 65, 59 ( Total: 124 )
[00:19] < Tempest56> Toy Box.
[00:19] < Tempest56> !roll 1d10
[00:19] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d10: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[00:19] < Tempest56> Fat Chocobo.
[00:20] < Anferon> *sigh*
[00:20] * Tempest56 blinks. Hey, wait.
[00:20] < Tempest56> Anferon, you rolled a 4. That's Icicles, not Fat Chocobo.
[00:20] < Anferon> ( As it stands, you're not supposed to reroll the result of the ability for mimic. )
[00:20] < Anferon> ( I did? Okay, remove what I did earlier. )
[00:20] < Anferon> ( It's weak against Ice, right? )
[00:20] < Tempest56> (Nope.)
[00:21] < Anferon> ( damn )
[00:21] * Anferon throws icy daggers at the Sun Tomato anyway, and watches them dig into its holdings.
[00:21] < Anferon> !roll 3d6+18
[00:21] < High_kefka> Anferon - 3d6+18: 1, 5, 6 ( Total: 30 )
[00:21] < Tempest56> (And you are correct, actually.
[00:21] < Anferon> ( well, 45 damage, then )
[00:21] < Anferon> ( By the way )
[00:21] < Tempest56> So - it ends up with Toy Box: Icicles.
[00:21] < Anferon> ( Mimic doesn't reroll the ability itself. So, whatever I got as a result, the mimic gets that result too )
[00:21] < Anferon> ( They just reroll the damage/CoS )
[00:22] < Tempest56> (I just checked that. My bad.)
[00:22] < Anferon> ( s'okay )
[00:22] < Tempest56> !roll 1d7
[00:22] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d7: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[00:22] < Tempest56> Target: Leon.
[00:22] < Tempest56> !roll 4d6+27
[00:22] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 4d6+27: 5, 6, 3, 2 ( Total: 43 )
[00:22] < Anferon> ( Ergo... if I got Ice Daggers )
[00:22] < Anferon> ( That means Mimic only gets ice daggers. :P )
[00:23] < Anferon> ( and it's 3d8+MAGx3 )
[00:23] < Misato> (Anferon, you rolled 3d6.)
[00:23] < Tempest56> (Dang it, I hate not having the proper version of the Gambler up on the Wiki.)
[00:23] < Anferon> ( 3d6+18, which is MAGx2 for Icecles )
[00:23] < Anferon> ( hee hee. )
[00:24] * Anferon . o O (2 is all sorts of confusing fun. )
[00:24] < Tempest56> (This is really annoying. I'll have to fix that.)
[00:24] < Anferon> ( I thought I DCC'd you Rodger's version of slots earlier )
[00:24] < Tempest56> !roll 3d6+18
[00:24] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 3d6+18: 1, 4, 6 ( Total: 29 )
[00:24] < Tempest56> Leon takes 11.
[00:24] < Tempest56> Moland acts, and tosses a Tonic to Leon in response.
[00:25] < Tempest56> Leon is now at 52 HP.
[00:25] < Tempest56> Jennifer (Leon)?
[00:25] * Leon_Sernia takes an icicle in the leg. It bleeds a bit, but nothing serious.
[00:25] * Oren_Camala has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[00:25] * Leon_Sernia then feels better thanks to the tonic.
[00:26] < Leon_Sernia> 6* Jennifer GLARES at the pod, and is about to attack until Leon points her to the tomato. She begrudingly attacks it, instead.
[00:26] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[00:26] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[00:26] < Tempest56> Hits.
[00:26] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d8+20
[00:26] < High_kefka> Leon_Sernia - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[00:26] < Kitsuko> (Isn't the tomato dead?)
[00:26] < Misato> Nope.
[00:26] < Tempest56> A bit more of tomatoey-mess.
[00:27] < Tempest56> The corn goes. Yet *more* popcorn goes flying everywhere. Hey, Misato, hope you brought the butter.
[00:27] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[00:27] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[00:27] < Tempest56> It actually fails.
[00:27] < Misato> (...)
[00:28] * Misato did.
[00:28] < Tempest56> Kitsuko?
[00:28] * Misato busts it out.
[00:28] * Misato munches.
[00:28] * Kitsuko downs a tincture.
[00:28] < Tempest56> And Kitsuko gets 15 MP back.
[00:29] < Tempest56> End of Round 5. Anferon's Slow ticks to 2. Moland's ticks to 3. Kitsuko's ticks to 4.
[00:29] < Tempest56> Battle order: PeaPodPeople:14 ChildOfTheCorn:12 Misato:11 Leon:10 Jennifer:10 Oren:9 IronOats:9 Moland:8 Anferon:7 SunTomato:6 Kitsuko:4
[00:29] < Tempest56> Round 6 begins.
[00:30] < Tempest56> Pea Pod People waits.
[00:30] < Tempest56> Child Of The Corn tries again. More Slow.
[00:30] < Tempest56> Oh, on Oren. He gets popcorn, too.
[00:31] < Tempest56> !roll 1d100
[00:31] < High_kefka> Tempest56 - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[00:31] < Tempest56> Now he's Slow (6), too.
[00:31] < Tempest56> Misato?
[00:31] * Lord_Saanjun ha