Midnight Kidnapping

GM: Demonic Gerbil

PC's: Valentine (Elven Samurai/Vamp lite; played by Winter), Kitsuko Mitama (Human Black Caller/The Caller with the least issues; played by Leminex)

Special guest deus ex machina (machinas? what's the plural for that?): Oren Camala, amoral bastard (GM character), Jennifer, lady in red (GM Character)

The bar regulars: Remora (as J'Rai), Moryssa, Captain Vittles, Newbie X, Gullwhacker

Your Friendly Bot: Highwind



[00:17] * Winter is now known as Valentine
[00:17] * Valentine is now known as Valentine_
[00:17] * Valentine_ is now known as Valentine`
[00:17] < Valentine`> there we go
[00:18] * Demonic_Gerbil is now known as GM_SO_LATE
[00:18] * GM_SO_LATE sets mode: +v Valentine`
[00:19] * Kitsuko plays the worlds tiniest violin.
[00:19] < GM_SO_LATE> WHOA THAT'S AMAZING
[00:20] < GM_SO_LATE> TESTING
[00:20] < Valentine`> testing?
[00:20] < GM_SO_LATE> Battle order: Kitsuko:10 Valentine:9 Green_Ninja:6
[00:20] < GM_SO_LATE> Okay.
[00:20] < Valentine`> woo
[00:21] < GM_SO_LATE> The two of you are chilling in your rooms over the lounge at the Adventuer's Guild back in Halmaron. Safest place in the world right? Well, discounting that messy barbrawl you heard about from the bartender anyways.
[00:22] < GM_SO_LATE> Middle of the night, you've been doing whatever you do all night for a while now.
[00:23] < GM_SO_LATE> WHEN SUDDENLY YOU HEAR A VERY LOUD *THUMP* FOLLOWED BY A WOMAN SCREAMING FROM A COUPLE ROOMS OVER. (Caps used to indicate how loud the thump was. :p)
[00:23] < J`Rai> (...must...keep mouth...shut...)
[00:23] * Valentine` wakes up and hears some screaming!
[00:23] * Kitsuko idly tosses the page of an ancient moldy tome vaguely irritated at the hole in the ground the guild calls a room.
[00:24] < Lady_Moryssa> lol, keep it together J)
[00:24] < GM_SO_LATE> Just to make sure you get into a fight, some Ninja bust your doors down and drag into the hallway.
[00:24] < Valentine`> hey, what hte hell?
[00:24] < Valentine`> (the, even)
[00:24] < Valentine`> (hmm, what's the status of my armor?)
[00:24] < GM_SO_LATE> Fortunately they let you don your equipment and grab your weapons before you exit the room.
[00:24] < GM_SO_LATE> Battle order: Kitsuko:14 Green_Ninja:11 Valentine:9 Gold_Ninja:6
[00:24] < GM_SO_LATE> Kitsuko, go.
[00:24] < Valentine`> (such nice Ninja ^.^)
[00:25] < Kitsuko> "Now Asura restored Golem after the war of the...For the love of..."
[00:25] * Kitsuko is distracted (Delay till...hrm)
[00:27] < Valentine`> (...)
[00:27] < Kitsuko> Delay till 6
[00:27] < GM_SO_LATE> Right.
[00:28] < GM_SO_LATE> The Green Ninja whips out a bee-hive and starts doing terrible, terrible things to it.
[00:28] < GM_SO_LATE> Goes off on 9.
[00:28] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine, go.
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[00:28] * Kitsuko sets mode: +o CV[RS3]
[00:28] < CV[RS3]> merci beaucoup
[00:28] * Valentine` swings twice at Green Ninja
[00:28] < Valentine`> !roll 2d100
[00:29] < Highwind> Valentine` - 2d100: 99, 86 ( Total: 185 )
[00:29] < Valentine`> (102 attack%... fuckity fuck!)
[00:29] < Valentine`> (i've got two Ashuras, in case you're wondering...)
[00:29] < GM_SO_LATE> You manage to damage the door you were just dragged through.
[00:30] < GM_SO_LATE> The Green Ninja tosses the beehive at Kitsuko.
[00:30] * N_X[Anime] is now known as Newbie_X
[00:30] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[00:30] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[00:30] < GM_SO_LATE> Kitsuko turns green with Poison (U).
[00:30] * Kitsuko tries to duck it but ends up moving right into the line of fire.
[00:30] < GM_SO_LATE> The Gold Ninja attacks Valentine.
[00:30] < Valentine`> (ouch)
[00:31] < GM_SO_LATE> Err... wait, you have a higher speed Kitsuko, so you go now.
[00:31] * Gullwhacker[Dormant] . o O (Elisha? HAve you been doing horrible things with Highwind again?)
[00:31] * Kitsuko vainly swats the venomous bees becoming more and more irritated till finally the bees ignite and drop to the floor.
[00:31] * Metalfury has quit IRC (Quit: )
[00:31] < GM_SO_LATE> ((No. It just feels sorry for the way I've been treated.))
[00:31] * Gullwhacker[Dormant] . o O (Awwww. How nice. I fear for the players.)
[00:31] < Lady_Moryssa> I love you Elisha!)
[00:31] < Valentine`> (Gull: yeah...)
[00:32] * Kitsuko glares at the Ninja slow burn style (Summon Ifirt, Goes off at 0)
[00:32] < GM_SO_LATE> Right.
[00:32] < GM_SO_LATE> The Gold Ninja changes his mind and uses Dispatch on Valentine instead of merely attacking him.
[00:32] < Valentine`> (oh joy!)
[00:32] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[00:32] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d8+20,125%: 2 ( Total: 27.5 )
[00:33] < GM_SO_LATE> The blade slices into Valentine's shoulder for 16 damage.
[00:33] < GM_SO_LATE> Kitsuko.
[00:33] * Valentine` swears and starts bleeding
[00:34] * Kitsuko doesn't even flitch as a forboding demonic-appearing creatures appears behind her. She gestures simply at the two Ninji then watches vaguely amused as Ifirt does unspeakable, unspeakable things to them.
[00:35] < J`Rai> (* The blood flies off of Valentine and out the door... and three floors away, J`Rai is woken by a familiar *SPLAT* on his sleeve...)
[00:35] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+100,125%
[00:35] < Highwind> Kitsuko - 2d10+100,125%: 10, 5 ( Total: 143.75 )
[00:35] < Lady_Moryssa> nasty)
[00:36] < Valentine`> (very)
[00:36] < GM_SO_LATE> The two ninjas die horrible vanishing deaths. The green Ninja turns into a swarm of bees which sting Kitsuko again. The Gold Ninja's sword comes to life at strike at the caller.
[00:36] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[00:36] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d8+20,125%: 2 ( Total: 27.5 )
[00:36] < Valentine`> (oh man, AshuraRevenge? ^.~)
[00:37] < GM_SO_LATE> Kitsuko takes 19 damage from the still going sword before it too vanishes.
[00:37] < GM_SO_LATE> VICTOLY
[00:37] < Lady_Moryssa> yay you)
[00:37] < GM_SO_LATE> Amazingly, no one else woke up or was drug into the hallway.
[00:37] < Valentine`> "whew... What the hell was that about?"
[00:37] * Kitsuko winces as the sword cuts into her and glares at Ifirt who simply shrugs and leaves.
[00:38] < GM_SO_LATE> But there *is* a third door that's been busted open.
[00:38] * Valentine` cares for his bleeding shoulder
[00:38] < Valentine`> "hrmm..."
[00:38] * Valentine` glances at Kitsuko "shall we investigate the screaming?"
[00:38] < Kitsuko> "I don't fucking care." Kitsuko mutters then coughs and wanders back into her room for some medicine.
[00:38] < GM_SO_LATE> (heheheh)
[00:39] < GM_SO_LATE> You find that the Ninja stole your medicine.
[00:39] * Valentine` smirks
[00:39] < Kitsuko> "Sure, go ahead, knock yourself out. I'll be right behind you."
[00:39] * Valentine` shrugs "I suppose you have no healing magic, right?"
[00:39] * Valentine` enters the third room carefully, swords drawn
[00:40] < GM_SO_LATE> Now, with her 'medicine' missing, will Kitsuko track down the Ninja and slaughter them?
[00:40] * Kitsuko curses and slugs back one of her minor tonic brews instead, then wanders out to see what Valentine is going to attempt. "Even if I did I would waste anything on you yet."
[00:41] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine, judging by the clothing draped over a chair back, a woman was in this room. But she is no longer here, and the window is wide open. Darn those Ninja.
[00:41] < Lady_Moryssa> somebody needs a hug)
[00:41] * Valentine` shrugs "Well, it'd be handy to have..."
[00:41] < Valentine`> hmm...
[00:41] * Valentine` searches the room quickly
[00:41] < Kitsuko> (someone needs a fire spell up their ass)
[00:41] < Valentine`> (anything obvious?)
[00:41] < Lady_Moryssa> :P)
[00:41] < GM_SO_LATE> Not in the room. Wait for it. ;-)
[00:42] < GM_SO_LATE> Out in the hallway, there are footsteps.
[00:42] * Kitsuko glances around to see if her medicine is there, then idly wonders if she even knowns whoever room this is. "Not bad, bit better then mine."
[00:42] < GM_SO_LATE> (Do you go into the hallway and find out who's making the footsteps? Y/N)
[00:42] < GM_SO_LATE> (>.>)
[00:42] < Kitsuko> (Y!)
[00:42] < Valentine`> (yes, but ready for more ninjas >.>)
[00:42] < Kitsuko> (Kitsuko was actually still half in the hallway)
[00:43] * Kitsuko turns around idly.
[00:43] < GM_SO_LATE> Now leaning against a wall near the door Kitsuko is half-way in, is a mostly average man wearing what looks like a worn brown poncho.
[00:44] < GM_SO_LATE> He's smirking.
[00:44] < Kitsuko> "Yes? Are you a stalker? You do know thats illegal here?"
[00:45] * Valentine` blinks critically...
[00:45] < GM_SO_LATE> "Stalker? Only if I get paid for it. Actually, I figure my employer would like to have that woman returned here. I know where the Ninja have a hideout in town."
[00:46] < Valentine`> "That woman, huh? You know what's going on here?"
[00:46] < Kitsuko> "Well then I suppose you'll have no problem going to find her."
[00:46] * Kitsuko coughs slightly.
[00:46] < GM_SO_LATE> "Well, you've got a smart mouth. I may just do that. Have a good evening."
[00:46] < GM_SO_LATE> He turns and starts to leave.
[00:47] < GM_SO_LATE> "You know, getting her back would pay rather handsomely."
[00:47] * Valentine` coughs "Hold on a second..."
[00:47] * Valentine` glares at Kitsuko
[00:48] * Valentine` contemplates "What about a three-way split?"
[00:48] < GM_SO_LATE> He stops in mid-stride.
[00:48] < Kitsuko> "I always figured being a smart mouth was better then a dumb ass. Mmm sub contracted work from a subcontractor, thats rich."
[00:49] * Valentine` smirks "A business man, i see..."
[00:49] * Kitsuko shrugs, "What the hell, my night is already shot to hell anyhow."
[00:49] < GM_SO_LATE> "Good," he says as he turns around and walks back you.
[00:50] * GM_SO_LATE holds out a piece of paper with an address on it.
[00:50] * Valentine` takes it, memorizes the address, and hands it to Kitsuko
[00:50] * Kitsuko yawns (which turns into another cough) and snatches the paper. "So who was the broad anyhow?"
[00:51] < GM_SO_LATE> "A ninja herself actually. She... ran away."
[00:51] < Valentine`> "Oh great, so we're messing with internal politics then?"
[00:51] * Valentine` pokes one of the ninja corpses
[00:51] * Kitsuko shrugs apathetically.
[00:52] < GM_SO_LATE> "I don't know if a bunch of magical constructs can have internal politics, but I suppose so. That's why my contract is rather generous. 250 gil for each of you."
[00:52] < Valentine`> "I see, i suppose you're making a good bit more than that, aren't you? But anyway, now i'm curious..."
[00:52] * Kitsuko rolls up the paper and stashes it in her hat. "Whatever, yo Mr I-like-Swords lets go for a walk."
[00:53] * Kitsuko heads out the door.
[00:53] < GM_SO_LATE> "I'll leave the payment with the bartender down stairs. Have a nice evening."
[00:53] * Valentine` raises an eyebrow and sheaths the Ashuras
[00:53] < Valentine`> "Is there some time we should be at this address?"
[00:53] < Valentine`> "Or would any time at all work?"
[00:53] < GM_SO_LATE> "Only if you want to let the Ninja know you're coming."
[00:54] < GM_SO_LATE> The man heads down stairs, and sure enough, leaves the money with the bartender. That man must not sleep.
[00:54] * Kitsuko smirks and wonders if she'll ever see a dirty dime of it. She shakes her head at Val's words, "Yeah maybe we should call ahead, make sure we don't wake them up."
[00:55] < Kitsuko> "Are you done with the innane comments or should I go grab some sleep?"
[00:55] < Valentine`> "Just wanted to make sure we'd be on time (or perhaps early...) if this was part of some larger plot of Mr. Subcontractor"
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[00:55] < GM_SO_LATE> (Do you go to the secret ninja hideout? Y/N)
[00:55] < Kitsuko> (OMG OMG Y!)
[00:55] < Valentine`> (hehe, yep)
[00:55] < Valentine`> (do we get any heal from sleeping?)
[00:56] < Kitsuko> (Sleeping? The hell you smoking)
[00:56] < Kitsuko> (Are there any late night vendors open?)
[00:56] < GM_SO_LATE> (I'd recommend not sleeping and going directly to jail, do not pass bed, do not collect 200 gil.)
[00:56] < Valentine`> (err, ok then)
[00:56] < GM_SO_LATE> (There is the bartender downstairs.)
[00:56] < GM_SO_LATE> (He could probably front you a tonic or two.)
[00:57] * Kitsuko stops off at the bar, "Hey Joe, you got anything to kill a cough?"
[00:57] < Kitsuko> (Looking for an Antidote cause I'm poisoned)
[00:57] < Valentine`> (i could probably use a tonic or two...)
[00:57] * Valentine` buys one?
[00:57] < GM_SO_LATE> Oh dear, look at you. All poisoned. I have a few antidotes for sale.
[00:57] < Kitsuko> "Twit boy here also probably needs something to make him forget he was run through."
[00:58] < GM_SO_LATE> (So, what'll you all buy?)
[00:58] < Kitsuko> "That sounds about right, mixed with some rye please."
[00:58] < Valentine`> (a pair of tonics, how about)
[00:58] < GM_SO_LATE> That'll be 50 gil for the antidote. And 50 gil for your two tonics.
[00:59] * Valentine` nods and counts it out
[00:59] * Kitsuko drops a 50 gil piece then picks up her shot and downs the whole vile thing in a single glump, wincing all the while. "I dunno how you'd ever get one of those down with a good shot of rye."
[01:00] < GM_SO_LATE> (That all?)
[01:00] < Kitsuko> "Thanks Joe, your a lifesaver, keep the change."
[01:00] < Valentine`> "Actually, give me one more of those"
[01:00] < GM_SO_LATE> Certainly.
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[01:00] < GM_SO_LATE> (Three tonics. Gotcha.)
[01:00] * Valentine` drinks one of the tonics and is left with 4
[01:01] * Kitsuko heads out the door leaving what-his-face to catchup.
[01:01] < Valentine`> (and 53 Gil)
[01:02] * Valentine` shakes his head and mutters "I hope her fighting skills make up for her personality..."
[01:02] < GM_SO_LATE> So, you wander your way down to the absolute worst part of town. In fact it's not really a town at this point, just a pile of rubble with tunnels hewn through it.
[01:02] * Valentine` heads out as well!
[01:02] < Valentine`> (oh yay)
[01:03] < GM_SO_LATE> You come to address where written on the paper... as far as is possible to determine, it's just a old rotten wooden door leading into a very dark passageway.
[01:03] * Kitsuko idly ponders how well the whole damn thing would burn, shrugs once and wanders inside.
[01:04] * Valentine` heads in as well, waiting to be challenged or attacked...
[01:04] * Kitsuko sniffs the air with distaste and lights up a small ball of fire to give a little light.
[01:05] < GM_SO_LATE> The light shows that the passageway is lined built out of human bones, but there's no obvious end to it just yet.
[01:05] < GM_SO_LATE> (-lined)
[01:05] < Kitsuko> "Such great interior design."
[01:05] * Kitsuko heads onwards.
[01:06] * Valentine` follows
[01:07] < GM_SO_LATE> Eventually the passage emerges into a chamber lit by a bonfire. Above the bonfire is a big hole in the roof. There are several Ninja standing perfectly still randomly arranged around the room, as well as one naked as the day she was born girl tied up on the floor near the fire.
[01:07] * Valentine` raises an eyebrow
[01:07] < J`Rai> (* J`Rai's attention becomes riveted to #Generica)
[01:07] < Newbie_X> ((heh.))
[01:08] < Valentine`> (how many Ninja now?)
[01:08] < GM_SO_LATE> There are several dozen Ninja in the large chamber, non of them moving.
[01:08] < GM_SO_LATE> *none
[01:08] < Valentine`> "Oh great..."
[01:09] * Valentine` looks to Kitsuko "Got a plan?"
[01:09] * Kitsuko ponders being dishonorable and attacking first then realized thats a stupid train of thought.
[01:09] < Kitsuko> (How many ninja exactly?)
[01:09] < GM_SO_LATE> (10 groups of 3. 30 total)
[01:10] < Kitsuko> (Mmm Ifirt)
[01:10] < GM_SO_LATE> (Ifrit can only target one group of Ninja at a time. :p)
[01:10] < Kitsuko> (I would hope so)
[01:11] < Kitsuko> (The walls all still made of bone?)
[01:11] < Valentine`> (hmm, does said girl look awake?)
[01:11] < GM_SO_LATE> (Yes. This is some kind of charnel house or something.)
[01:11] < GM_SO_LATE> (No, she's KO-ed.)
[01:12] < Valentine`> "...statues?"
[01:12] < Kitsuko> "Eh, I'll find out soon enough."
[01:12] < Valentine`> "Suppose... grab the girl and run up the hallway?"
[01:12] * Kitsuko builds up the ball of fire and walks in casually, "Hey Fucktards, anyone want to dance?"
[01:13] < GM_SO_LATE> All of the Ninjas turn to face Kitsuko.
[01:13] * Valentine` slaps his forehead "Genius... pure genius"
[01:14] < GM_SO_LATE> (Now what? >.>)
[01:14] < GM_SO_LATE> The Ninja all slowly draw their weapons.
[01:14] < Kitsuko> (Back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other.)
[01:14] < Valentine`> (how far in is the girl?)
[01:14] < Valentine`> (into the room)
[01:15] < GM_SO_LATE> (She's basically in the middle of the room. Where the fire is.)
[01:15] < Kitsuko> (Are these all ninja of various colors?"
[01:15] < Valentine`> (room's too big for me to run in, grab her, and run back out in ~1-2 rounds?)
[01:15] < GM_SO_LATE> (Yes, there are Green, Gold, Blue, Black, and Red Ninja scattered among their ranks.)
[01:16] * Kitsuko grins slightly and channels a bit more fire into the ball, "Noone want to die today?"
[01:16] < GM_SO_LATE> (You could probably do it in 1 round, definately in 2.)
[01:16] < Valentine`> (ok)
[01:16] < GM_SO_LATE> The Ninja wait. Afterall, what could a single girl do against thirty Ninjas with final attacks?
[01:16] < Kitsuko> (They still hesistating?)
[01:17] * Valentine` pulls out one of his Ashuras and dashes for the girl...
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[01:17] < Valentine`> (risk taking time, i guess!)
[01:17] < GM_SO_LATE> (There's planning ahead for you.)
[01:18] < GM_SO_LATE> (And Kitsuko? What are you doing now that your comrade is rushing to his death?)
[01:18] < J`Rai> (Watching and laughing, I bet.)
[01:18] < Kitsuko> (I'm holding a charge which should effectively be Ifirt by now, I'll see how far he gets. If any ninjas get to close I'll open fire)
[01:19] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine, roll against your SPD.
[01:19] < Valentine`> (d100?)
[01:19] < GM_SO_LATE> Yes.
[01:19] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:19] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[01:19] < Valentine`> (speed 8)
[01:19] < Valentine`> (...DAMN YOU HIGHWIND!)
[01:19] < GM_SO_LATE> (Speed 8? Then your char sheet is nowhere near complete on the wiki.)
[01:20] < Valentine`> (hrmm, lemme check the Wiki)
[01:20] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d6
[01:20] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d6: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[01:20] < GM_SO_LATE> A single Ninja interposes himself between Valentine and the Girl.
[01:20] < GM_SO_LATE> It's a green ninja BTW.
[01:20] < Kitsuko> Nailing it with a fire spell then.
[01:20] < GM_SO_LATE> Roll baby, roll.
[01:20] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d8+40,125%
[01:20] < Highwind> Kitsuko - 1d8+40,125%: 1 ( Total: 51.25 )
[01:21] < Valentine`> (yeah, real-Val is level 2)
[01:21] < Valentine`> (lemme upload latest version to web)
[01:21] < GM_SO_LATE> The Green Ninja disintegrates into a swarm of insects which fly and sting Kitsuko.
[01:21] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[01:21] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
[01:21] < GM_SO_LATE> But Kitsuko resists the poison.
[01:21] < Valentine`> (can i stop the running now?)
[01:22] < Valentine`> (^.~)
[01:22] * Kitsuko has seen this trick before and turns the bees into charcoal before they can get close enough.
[01:22] < GM_SO_LATE> Roll against your speed again.
[01:22] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:22] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[01:22] < Valentine`> (yay! A sub-90 number!)
[01:22] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine makes it the girl before more Ninja can between them.
[01:22] < Valentine`> ( http://www.sharemation.com/winterweb/ffrpg/Valentine.html )
[01:23] < Kitsuko> (He's making it the girl?"
[01:23] < GM_SO_LATE> (TO THE >.>)
[01:24] < Valentine`> (yay me!)
[01:24] < GM_SO_LATE> (And what does he do now that he's next to the naked girl? *fap* *fap* *fap*)
[01:24] < Valentine`> (no, no, that comes LATER, like, when death isn't about to strike)
[01:24] < Lady_Moryssa> that takes the fun out of it)
[01:24] * Valentine` does what he came for!
[01:24] * Valentine` grabs the girl and runs back!
[01:25] < Kitsuko> (Valentine wanks!)
[01:25] < GM_SO_LATE> Roll against your speed again.
[01:25] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:25] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[01:25] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d6
[01:25] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d6: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[01:25] < GM_SO_LATE> A trio of Ninja interpose themselves between Valentine and Kitsuko.
[01:25] < GM_SO_LATE> Two are green and one is gold.
[01:25] < Valentine`> (...quit sleeping with the bot, DG!)
[01:26] < Kitsuko> (3 isn't that bad)
[01:26] < Valentine`> (i supose i can't, y'know, walk /around/ them :D)
[01:26] < Kitsuko> (How much time are we thinking for a delay of 6?)
[01:26] < Valentine`> (initiative, i suppose?)
[01:27] < GM_SO_LATE> (Kitsuko, you have 17 MP, you can't call now anyways. :p)
[01:27] < GM_SO_LATE> But yes, initiative.
[01:27] < GM_SO_LATE> Battle order: Valentine:11 Green2:10 Kitsuko:8 Green_Ninja:8 Gold_Ninja:8
[01:27] < Kitsuko> (I could tint up, but eh)
[01:27] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine + Naked Girl, go.
[01:27] < Valentine`> (guess it's Ashura time... no more of this trying to hit guys)
[01:28] < Kitsuko> (Can he even hit them while carrying a person?)
[01:28] * Valentine` draws out the spirits in his Ashura!
[01:28] < GM_SO_LATE> (He's using one hand to carry her so one hand can fight!)
[01:28] < Valentine`> (umm, good question, two swords is right out, i'm pretty sure ^.~)
[01:28] < Valentine`> (yeah)
[01:28] < Kitsuko> (Valentine draws it out while carryi9ng a naked girl)
[01:28] < J`Rai> (...yeah, he's using it to fight... sure...)
[01:28] < GM_SO_LATE> Goes off on 9. -_-
[01:28] < Kitsuko> (+home to bed)
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> Green 2 throws a metal shiv at Valentine.
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[01:29] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 48 ( Total: 48 )
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d8+20
[01:29] < Valentine`> (yay! Impaled!)
[01:29] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d8+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> The projectile strikes him in the leg fot 14 damage.
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> *for
[01:29] * Valentine` winces and swears
[01:29] < GM_SO_LATE> Go Ashura.
[01:30] < Valentine`> !roll 2d6+12
[01:30] < Highwind> Valentine` - 2d6+12: 5, 2 ( Total: 19 )
[01:30] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:30] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 55 ( Total: 55 )
[01:30] < Valentine`> (COF 24)
[01:30] < Valentine`> (woo!)
[01:30] < GM_SO_LATE> ...
[01:30] < Valentine`> (yeah, that's gonna do nothing, isn't it?)
[01:30] < GM_SO_LATE> 2d6+20 is what Ashura would do.
[01:31] < Valentine`> (6 magic X 2 + 2d6?)
[01:31] < GM_SO_LATE> Except your MAG IS NOT THE SAME AS ON YOUR WIKI SHEET. What did you do, go twink out between games?
[01:31] < GM_SO_LATE> Or I'm looking at the wrong sheet.
[01:31] < Valentine`> err, no, my MAG is 6 on the wiki
[01:31] < GM_SO_LATE> Nevermine. >.>
[01:31] < Valentine`> () rather
[01:31] < GM_SO_LATE> *d
[01:31] < Valentine`> (good ^^;;)
[01:31] < GM_SO_LATE> <.<
[01:32] < Valentine`> (*ahem* 19 damage!)
[01:32] < GM_SO_LATE> All the Ninja feel a plinking sensation.
[01:32] < GM_SO_LATE> Kitsuko, go.
[01:32] < Kitsuko> Nailing Mr. Gold with another burst of firey goodness.
[01:32] < Kitsuko> !roll 1d8+40,125%
[01:32] < Highwind> Kitsuko - 1d8+40,125%: 8 ( Total: 60.0 )
[01:32] < Kitsuko> (BURNATION!)
[01:33] < GM_SO_LATE> The Gold Ninja dies, but you now get his retribution.
[01:33] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d8+20,125%
[01:33] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d8+20,125%: 1 ( Total: 26.25 )
[01:33] < GM_SO_LATE> The still going blade deals 18 damage to Kitsuko.
[01:34] < GM_SO_LATE> The other green ninja whips out a beehive, does terrible things to it, and then throws it at Valentine.
[01:34] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[01:34] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[01:34] < GM_SO_LATE> But chucks it into the fire instead.
[01:35] < Valentine`> (woo!)
[01:35] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine, roll you speed again.
[01:35] < GM_SO_LATE> *your
[01:35] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:35] * Kitsuko attempts to catch the blade but generally fails. She picks up the blade gently with her non-cut hand and clentches the other.
[01:35] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 28 ( Total: 28 )
[01:35] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine dashes through the Ninja. You two seem to be homefree, eh?
[01:35] < Valentine`> (well, "seem to be")
[01:36] < GM_SO_LATE> Well, you would be homefree if you could outrun 28 angry ninja.
[01:36] < Valentine`> (oh right, that part...)
[01:36] * Kitsuko grins as Valentine runs past her, "Now for my ultimate attack!"
[01:37] * Kitsuko charges up a firey aura.
[01:37] < Valentine`> "...this had better be good..."
[01:37] < GM_SO_LATE> (Yes, it had better be.)
[01:38] < Kitsuko> "Quuuuick BREAK!"
[01:39] * Kitsuko causes a slight (if disappointing flash) then and sure enough is dashing down the hall way.
[01:39] < GM_SO_LATE> The flash slows the Ninja down... for the moment.
[01:39] * Kitsuko makes an idle point to take pot shots at any that get within a few meters.
[01:40] < GM_SO_LATE> You race down the passageway back to the street... but you hear them approaching.
[01:40] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine, roll speed.
[01:40] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:40] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[01:41] < GM_SO_LATE> The leader of the pack catches up to the party. It's a Red Ninja.
[01:41] < Newbie_X> ((Oh, hell.))
[01:41] < GM_SO_LATE> What do you do?
[01:41] < Valentine`> (yay...)
[01:41] < Lady_Moryssa> lol)
[01:41] < Kitsuko> (How far back are the rest?)
[01:42] < GM_SO_LATE> Just a few steps. (Or one 'turn' as it were)
[01:43] < Valentine`> (how many are we talking?)
[01:43] * Kitsuko keeps running chugging a tinticture to keep up those vital fluids.
[01:43] < Valentine`> (ok, running works i guess)
[01:43] < GM_SO_LATE> The Ninja throws a shiv at Valentine's back, since he has the girl.
[01:43] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[01:43] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[01:43] < Valentine`> (ouch)
[01:43] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d8+20
[01:43] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d8+20: 2 ( Total: 22 )
[01:43] < GM_SO_LATE> Valentine takes 11 damage.
[01:44] < Valentine`> (36 HP)
[01:44] < Valentine`> (hmm, can i down another tonic this round?)
[01:44] < GM_SO_LATE> Of course, the Red Ninja didn't have to slow down to do that. ;-)
[01:44] < GM_SO_LATE> Sure, go ahead.
[01:44] * Valentine` downs a tonic and heals back to 61 HP
[01:45] * Kitsuko stops as soon as Valentine chugs it, "Keep going!"
[01:45] < GM_SO_LATE> The Red Ninja is still hot on your heels.
[01:45] * Valentine` is still going!
[01:45] < Kitsuko> "Right Ninja boy, you like burning things do you?"
[01:45] * Kitsuko charges Ifirt
[01:45] < Valentine`> (can you do that while running?)
[01:46] < GM_SO_LATE> Goes off whenever. (Sure you can. :D)
[01:46] < Kitsuko> (Maybe but this is more dramatic :p)
[01:46] < Valentine`> (sexy!)
[01:46] < Kitsuko> !roll 2d10+100,125%
[01:46] < Highwind> Kitsuko - 2d10+100,125%: 4, 5 ( Total: 136.25 )
[01:47] < GM_SO_LATE> The Red Ninja loses all its clothing, and is now quite obviouslt female. Which means its final attack could reveal something about Kitsuko we didn't know. :p
[01:47] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d100
[01:47] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d100: 45 ( Total: 45 )
[01:47] < GM_SO_LATE> Ah, but Kitsuko escapes from being charmed by the seductress as it vanishes.
[01:47] < Valentine`> (...frightening)
[01:48] < GM_SO_LATE> You emerge onto the street. Valentine, roll speed.
[01:48] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:48] < Kitsuko> "Pff, cheap whore anyhow."
[01:48] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[01:48] * Kitsuko winks at the Ninja's who are still trailing and takes off running again.
[01:48] < GM_SO_LATE> You dash further down the street and while you still hear the Ninja pursuers they seem to be getting further and further away...
[01:49] < GM_SO_LATE> Roll me speed one more time.
[01:49] < Valentine`> !roll 1d10
[01:49] < Valentine`> !roll 1d100
[01:49] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d10: 10 ( Total: 10 )
[01:49] < Highwind> Valentine` - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[01:49] < Valentine`> (ahem)
[01:49] < GM_SO_LATE> (OMG LOL)
[01:49] < Valentine`> (how i loathe you, HW)
[01:49] < Valentine`> (that needs to be a quote, by the way...)
[01:49] < J`Rai> (* J`Rai laughs his ass off.)
[01:49] * Kitsuko runs Valentine over.
[01:49] < Valentine`> (~.~)
[01:50] < GM_SO_LATE> You think the Ninja are long gone, but one ambushes you. It's another Gold Ninja.
[01:50] < GM_SO_LATE> And it gets to go in the pre-emptive phase. :p
[01:50] < Valentine`> "Damnit!"
[01:50] * Kitsuko takes the chance to throw her Robe at him for the poor Ninja girl.
[01:50] < GM_SO_LATE> Battle order: Gunman:18 Gold_Ninja:11
[01:51] < GM_SO_LATE> Pre-Emptive phase.
[01:51] < Valentine`> (hmm)
[01:51] < Kitsuko> Better a hot mage running around in skimpy black lace then a dude running with a naked girl.
[01:51] < GM_SO_LATE> From somewhere, very distant you hear the crack of a gun shot.
[01:51] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 1d12+42,125%
[01:51] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 1d12+42,125%: 1 ( Total: 53.75 )
[01:51] < Kitsuko> (OMG OMG SUPER OREN! WTF WTF!)
[01:51] < GM_SO_LATE> And the Gold Ninja vanishes while its blade goes sailing far into the distance.
[01:52] < GM_SO_LATE> Eventually... you make it back to the guild lounge.
[01:52] < GM_SO_LATE> Yay.
[01:52] < Valentine`> (yay for being saved!)
[01:52] * Kitsuko follows the blade "Hurry up you gutless twit!"
[01:52] < GM_SO_LATE> (I feel so dirty for doing that. >.>)
[01:52] * Valentine` pants and brushes sweat off his forehead
[01:52] < Kitsuko> (We could have taken em :p)
[01:52] < Valentine`> (hahah, it was a dirty thing to do, but whatever)
[01:53] < Lady_Moryssa> what was the alternative?)
[01:53] < Valentine`> (us slugging it out with another Ninja?)
[01:53] < Newbie_X> ((We'll just call it "ignoring Highwind for the moment".))
[01:53] < Valentine`> (right)
[01:53] < GM_SO_LATE> ((Yes.))
[01:53] < GM_SO_LATE> Do you go to the bartender to get your Gil?
[01:53] < Kitsuko> We're back?
[01:54] < GM_SO_LATE> < GM_SO_LATE> Eventually... you make it back to the guild lounge.
[01:54] < GM_SO_LATE> Yes. You're back.
[01:54] < Kitsuko> (Missed that)
[01:54] * Valentine` goes to the bartender to deliver one now-robed girl and collect Gil!
[01:54] * Kitsuko smacks Valentine for being a general twit then takes the girl back to the room she was taken from.
[01:55] < GM_SO_LATE> I took the fees to repair the damage you caused upstairs out of the money Mr. Camala left for you. Here's 200 gil for each of you.
[01:55] * Valentine` raises an eyebrow
[01:55] < Valentine`> "Ahh, i figured... oh well, 200 Gil is 200 Gil"
[01:55] < GM_SO_LATE> END OF SCENARIO.
[01:56] < Lady_Moryssa> yay! bedtime. g'nighty)
[01:56] < GM_SO_LATE> You get 732 XP each and (including the money from the bartender) 464 Gil each.
[01:56] < Valentine`> wow!
[01:56] < Valentine`> that's more XP than i thought
[01:56] < GM_SO_LATE> I wanted to run a Monty Haul session, okay? >.<
[01:56] * Kitsuko will collect when Ninja girl wakes up and can take care of herself again.
[01:56] < Valentine`> hahah, ok, ok
[01:56] < GM_SO_LATE> !roll 4d100
[01:56] < Highwind> GM_SO_LATE - 4d100: 63, 56, 52, 12 ( Total: 183 )
[01:56] * Lady_Moryssa has quit IRC (Quit: )
[01:56] * Valentine` promptly implements a don't ask, don't tell policy
[01:57] < GM_SO_LATE> You also find a trio of potions and a Silver Dagger.
[01:57] * Valentine` doesn't need the dagger, but could probably use potion(s)
[01:58] * GM_SO_LATE is now known as Demonic_Gerbil
[01:58] < Kitsuko> (Just give Kitsuko the dagger and the potion when she gets her money)
[01:58] < Demonic_Gerbil> Yeah, well, divvy the loot up. :p
[01:59] < Valentine`> (you get dagger and potion, i get 2 potion?)
[01:59] < Kitsuko> (Yes.)
[01:59] < Valentine`> (deal)
[01:59] < Demonic_Gerbil> Oh, and for Kitsuko being in character and almost ending the scenario early, a 25 XP bonus.
[01:59] < Kitsuko> Almost?
[01:59] < J`Rai> (Yes, well, time for me to sleep. Yes, glorious sleep.)
[02:00] < Demonic_Gerbil> Well, Oren was going to go do the job himself. ;-)

Epilogue


[15:45] * Demonic_Gerbil looks around for Pat sign and doesn't see any.
[15:46] < Demonic_Gerbil> OMG OMG CUTSCENE
[15:46] < Demonic_Gerbil> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
[15:46] * Demonic_Gerbil sets mode: +m
[15:46] < Demonic_Gerbil> A lone figure in a brown poncho is walking down the darkened streets of Halmaron's waterfront district at night. The figure spins about, drawing his rifle, just as a robed figure appears behind him.
[15:46] < Demonic_Gerbil> The man is relieved when he sees the robed figure, "Oh, it's just you. I thought someone was foolish enough to try mugging me."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> The robed figure lets its hood fall back, revealing the head of a goat, "No Mr. Camala, I am not here to mug you. I am here to ask you why both of the tips you gave us turned out to be true, and also ambushes."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> The gunman stifles a laugh, "Ambushes? You were attacking the Adventurer's Guild, what did you expect to find? A bunch of children, campers with boomerangs, or animated foorwear? That place if filled with mercenaries of caliber close to mine. You should have expected stiff resistance."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> The robed figure points a hoofed hand at Oren, "Your attempt at humour did not have the effect you wanted. Master Brigado expects better results than what you have delivered for his Gil. When next we do business, you had best deliver as promised or you had best die."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> "I did deliver what I promised. Leon was in the Lounge, was he not? And the girl was in the room I specified, wasn't she? I think you had best not threaten those whose services you seek to acquire. It makes for a poor business practice, and I don't work for bullies."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> The robed figure starts to dissolve into green light, "Very well Mr. Camala. We will keep your name on file. I expect it to be many months before we make use of you again."
[15:47] < Demonic_Gerbil> Oren reholsters his rifle beneath his poncho, "That's fine by me. It seems we don't have a go- Well, he's already gone. At least I have a nice amount of clink in my pouch." Oren smirks as he walks off into the all embracing anonymity of the darkness.
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[15:48] * Demonic_Gerbil sets mode: -m

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