Cassin Keep: Death Snare 1-The Inverted Tower
GM: SSFSX17
PC's: Gerard (Human Monk/po' boy; played by GenLeon), Zo Dasha (Elf Summoner/menace to Moland, society; played by Moryssa), Hal Dyson (Human Blue Mage; played by Morgan) Leon Sernia (Human Mediator/blabbermouth; played by Justin "Newbie X" Schantz), Kaynn Dro'Zhirr (Mithra Dragoon/drinking badass; played be Teucer), Oren Camala (Elven Archer/amoral bastard; played by [name withheld for the duration of the emergancy]), Moland (Moogle Fighter/drunkard with a gun; played by randomsyllable)
Special Guest Appearance by: Jennifer, Red Ninja/lady of ill repute; controlled by SSFSX17
Your Friendly Bot: Highwind
[15:52] < SSFSX17[WakingUpTheMonsters]> Okay, we can actually start now.
[15:52] * BIG_GERBIL_O grabs a brown poncho and a rifle.
[15:52] < Moland> I guess os.
[15:52] * SSFSX17[WakingUpTheMonsters] is now known as SSFSX17[GMing]
[15:52] * BIG_GERBIL_O is now known as Oren_Camala
[15:52] * Kyann sharpens his axe.
[15:53] * Leon_Sernia relaods his rifle.
[15:53] * Zo cracks her chain whip.
[15:53] * Oren_Camala polishes his rifle.
[15:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> 2* After the latest Ninja assault has been driven back, the generals and commanders start to plan.
[15:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * "We must strike! We must send in the infantry, cavalry, and artillery! We must strike by land, air, and sea!"
[15:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * Another General is inclined to disagree. "We must choke their supply lines. We must make their rice into our own. We must know their weaknesses and deceive them."
[15:54] < Oren_Camala> ((We could throw a Dwarf at the enemy for the air part of the plan...))
[15:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * Yet another General argues, "We must consider the geopolitical aspects of this... perhaps if we withdrew from the Keep and carried out guerilla warfare, we could certainly win. In fact, they could kill ten of our guys for every one we kill of theirs, and we would still win."
[15:55] < Oren_Camala> ((... Yes that works against an undead horde.))
[15:55] < Kyann> ((This is what happens when commanders with no field experience are promoted))
[15:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((My god, these generals are idiots.))
[15:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * Some guy in the corner speaks up, "You know, if we capture this building, we'll stop them from coming to the keep. Intel figured out that we could sneak some poor Guild people in."
[15:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((They're also quoting other people ;-) ))
[15:56] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yes. I know. They're still idiots. :) ))
[15:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * Everyone looks at him funny. "Huh?"
[15:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * "We'll just drop them in by airship."
[15:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * They scratch their heads... "I never thought of that!"
[15:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * Thus is the backstory that resulted in our party being deposited onto the front door of a five-story-tall tower.
[15:58] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, at least it isn't guard duty."
[15:58] < Oren_Camala> "I swear, it's almost like a bunch of idiots came up with this plan. What was our job again?"
[15:58] * Kyann looks up the tower. "Could be worse."
[15:58] < Moland> "How?"
[15:58] < Leon_Sernia> "Kyann could still be impaled."
[15:59] < Moland> "I'm probably gonna end up a small stain again."
[15:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> K2
[15:59] < Hal_Dyson> "we could be going to Moril."
[15:59] < Kyann> "That's the size of it, yes."
[15:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oops.
[15:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> 2* The door looks like an ordinary door that would lead into any public building.
[15:59] * Moland turns to Kyann. "Impaled? What's your story?"
[16:00] < Gerard> ((okay...i'm back...let me catch up now...))
[16:00] * Zo hums tunelessly as she looks at the door.
[16:00] < Oren_Camala> "Leon, it's old home week again, isn't it?"
[16:00] < Kyann> "Heh, I was on the crapper, and I hear a fight outside. So I finish and jump out, take down a ninja, and find mysel stuck on the wall like a pinned butterfly."
[16:00] * Hal_Dyson considers stealing the door and taking it back to the generals "Oh you said clear out the floors! Not nick their door?"
[16:00] < Leon_Sernia> "It's always old home week, nowadays."
[16:00] < Kyann> "Would have scared the crap out of me under other circumstances."
[16:01] < Oren_Camala> "Maybe we should open the door so we can get paid?"
[16:01] < Kyann> "Right. I'll take point."
[16:01] * Zo nods. "Might be a good idea."
[16:01] < Leon_Sernia> "In any case, we... yeah, what Oren said."
[16:01] < Gerard> "Good idea. Might as well get started..."
[16:01] < Moland> "Heh. Sounds all too familiar."
[16:01] * Kyann strides purposefully up to the door and kicks it open.
[16:02] * Zo shakes her head.
[16:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> * There is an inscription on the floor: "Where Wallace knew no night eternally."
[16:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading north, east, south, and west.
[16:02] * Leon_Sernia looks for any difference between the doors.
[16:02] < Hal_Dyson> didn't I rescue a wallace a few weeks back?
[16:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The doors are all the same.
[16:02] < Oren_Camala> "Wallace must have been very sleep deprived."
[16:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Except, of course, that they lead in different directions.
[16:03] * Kyann looks around the room. "Wallace knew no night... hmm."
[16:03] < Zo> "Which way should we go?"
[16:03] < Kyann> (Can I roll a history check to see if it has any meaning?)
[16:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann: Roll 1d100, base MAG check.
[16:03] < Kyann> !dice 1d100
[16:03] < Highwind> ( Kyann - 1d100 ) 90
[16:03] < Kyann> (This is setting a bad precedent.)
[16:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Historically, Wallace was an inventor with a pet dog named Gromit who was even smarter than him.
[16:03] < Gerard> "Anyone have any intelligent reason to pick one direction over another?"
[16:03] * Hal_Dyson attempts to see which door would be the best one to go through... using his Probability skill.
[16:04] * PT_Hyperion has joined #generica
[16:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> They once went to one of the planet's moons and discovered it was made of cheese.
[16:04] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[16:04] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 66
[16:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Sorry, game already started Hyperion, so you've been dropped))
[16:04] < Zo> "Umm, I'm left handed so let's go West."
[16:04] < Kyann> "Hmm. Wallace was the scientist who went to the moon."
[16:04] * PT_Hyperion has quit IRC (Quit: )
[16:04] < Oren_Camala> "Well, I hear that there's six months of night at the southpole..."
[16:04] < Kyann> ((Which direction did we come in from?))
[16:04] * Gerard mumbles something about intelligent...
[16:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((You came in from the south))
[16:05] < Hal_Dyson> There'd be constant Night on the moon...
[16:05] < Kyann> "It wouldn't be south. We just came from there."
[16:05] * Kyann scratches his chin.
[16:05] < Hal_Dyson> Who says that door still leads out?
[16:05] < Zo> "Trick doors?"
[16:06] < Gerard> "Let's come up with a plan. Always pick the same direction so we don't get lost?"
[16:06] < Kyann> "You know.... I always wondered. Why do people put puzzles in standard buildings like this? I mean, why leave a hint? Wouldn't that just invite intruders?"
[16:06] < Kyann> "What kind of idiot would design something like this?"
[16:06] < Hal_Dyson> It's like leaving a spare key over the door.
[16:06] < Oren_Camala> "We could always follow the right-hand rule."
[16:06] < Zo> "Someone who's incredibly bored."
[16:06] < Gerard> "Maybe it's to confuse intruders..."
[16:06] < Gerard> "And make them sit around debating which direction to go until the defenders have time to ready the boiling oil from above..."
[16:06] < Kyann> "Well, hell with it. I don't think it *is* a trick. I think this is just a regular room."
[16:07] * Kyann strides purposefully to the north door.
[16:07] < Hal_Dyson> do the doors have keyholes?
[16:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> No, the doors are just normal doors.
[16:07] * Kyann tries to open it!
[16:07] < Gerard> I agree with Oren. How about the right-hand rule?"
[16:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann: In the next room, there are doors leading north, east, south, and west.
[16:07] < Kyann> "Son of a BITCH!"
[16:07] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[16:07] * Gerard glances around Kyann and sees the next room
[16:07] < Gerard> "Like I said, we're gonna need a plan."
[16:07] < Hal_Dyson> anyone bring some rope?
[16:07] < Moland> "I hate days like this."
[16:08] < Kyann> "I need a drink."
[16:08] * Moland pulls out his hipflask.
[16:08] * Zo shakes her head. "No rope."
[16:08] < Moland> "Reading my mind, bud."
[16:08] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((You know, you could always just bust out the graph paper.))
[16:08] * Kyann looks at Moland.
[16:08] * Moland passes it over.
[16:08] < Kyann> ((Graph paper is expensive, I'm a poor college student.))
[16:08] < Moland> ((I swear I was typing that before you spoke ;p))
[16:08] * Kyann takes a long pull and lights a cigarette, offering Moland one.
[16:09] < Kyann> "We can leave a trail of butts to follow our path."
[16:09] * Zo coughs.
[16:09] < Gerard> "I don't think we have any rope. Let's just stick with the right-hand rule."
[16:09] < Gerard> "And that way we won't get lost..."
[16:09] < Zo> "What IS the right-hand rule?"
[16:09] < Hal_Dyson> can't we just plow the airship into the tower?
[16:09] < Leon_Sernia> "Hmmm... I just thought of something."
[16:10] < Gerard> "When in doubt, always choose the right-hand choice."
[16:10] < Leon_Sernia> "knows no darkness... maybe wallace followed the Sun?"
[16:10] < Kyann> "We'll just go in circles."
[16:10] < Kyann> "..East then?"
[16:10] < Hal_Dyson> always go east!
[16:10] < Oren_Camala> "I think Leon has something there."
[16:10] < Gerard> "That way, to retrace your steps, all you have to do is choose left."
[16:10] < Zo> "But I'm left handed..."
[16:10] < Kyann> "Makes sense to me."
[16:10] * Hal_Dyson thinks Leon's hit it.
[16:10] * Gerard shrugs
[16:10] < Gerard> "Okay, let's try it..."
[16:10] * Kyann strides purposefully to the east door.
[16:11] < Hal_Dyson> erm.. actually doesn't it go west?
[16:11] < Oren_Camala> (Yes, yes it does.)
[16:11] < Hal_Dyson> it just rises in the east.
[16:11] < Zo> "Okay."
[16:11] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh, I'm getting graph paper now, fur future reference.))
[16:11] < Leon_Sernia> ((+for))
[16:11] * Moland snags a cig. "I like that idea."
[16:11] < Gerard> "Alright. West door it is."
[16:11] * Gerard moves over to the west door
[16:11] < Kyann> "Oh let's just do SOMETHING"
[16:11] * Gerard opens the west door
[16:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going east and south
[16:11] < Hal_Dyson> an words on the floor?
[16:12] < SSFSX17[GMing]> No.
[16:12] < Oren_Camala> (Were we in the first room or the second room before he opened that doo?)
[16:12] < Gerard> ((and we just came in the east door))
[16:12] < Hal_Dyson> *any
[16:12] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((You were in the second room))
[16:12] < Oren_Camala> (*door)
[16:12] * Zo looks around the room.
[16:12] < Kyann> "Well the choice here is obvious."
[16:12] < Oren_Camala> "Yes, South."
[16:12] < Gerard> ((oh...i thought we were in the first room))
[16:12] < Leon_Sernia> "Sounds good."
[16:12] * Gerard nods
[16:13] < Zo> "Alrighty."
[16:13] * Gerard opens the south door
[16:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north, east, and west.
[16:13] < Oren_Camala> "West."
[16:13] * Kyann goes west.
[16:13] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah."
[16:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north and east.
[16:13] < Oren_Camala> "North."
[16:13] * Zo opens the North door.
[16:13] < Moland> "North, it seems."
[16:13] < Leon_Sernia> "Nowhere else to go."
[16:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north and south.
[16:13] < Oren_Camala> "Only one way."
[16:14] < Hal_Dyson> north.
[16:14] < Zo> "North again?"
[16:14] < Kyann> ((It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue))
[16:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north, east, and south.
[16:14] < Oren_Camala> "I say we keep going North until we find a giant tentacled monster."
[16:14] < Hal_Dyson> hey. lets mark the doors with weapon cuts?
[16:14] < Leon_Sernia> "Hmmm... if we go east, we'll be starting a circle."
[16:14] < Kyann> "Fine by me."
[16:14] * Gerard shrugs
[16:15] < Gerard> "I think between us we can retrace our steps if need be..."
[16:15] < Zo> "I'm already a bit dizzy."
[16:15] * Moland tosses his butt to the ground.
[16:15] < Moland> "I'm doing my part."
[16:16] * Kyann blows a smoke ring.
[16:16] < Kyann> "Who built this spirits forsaken place?"
[16:16] < Gerard> "Okay. Let's keep going north..."
[16:16] * Zo heads northward.
[16:16] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay."
[16:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going south and east.
[16:16] < Moland> "Wonderful.
[16:16] < Oren_Camala> "Well. That's fun."
[16:16] < Leon_Sernia> "Only one way again..."
[16:17] < Kyann> "At least we don't have a hard decision to make."
[16:17] * Kyann kicks open the east door to let out some irritation.
[16:17] < Gerard> "East it is..."
[16:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going east, west, and south.
[16:17] < Kyann> "I've had a shitty week, and it's nt improving."
[16:18] < Oren_Camala> "East again."
[16:18] < Gerard> "South would take us back where we came from..."
[16:18] * Kyann nods.
[16:18] * Leon_Sernia also nods.
[16:18] < Gerard> "East it is..."
[16:18] * Kyann opens the East door.
[16:18] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going east, west, and south.
[16:18] < Kyann> "East or South... I say keep East."
[16:18] < Oren_Camala> "Yes.
[16:19] < Gerard> "I agree...keep moving East"
[16:19] < Leon_Sernia> "Sounds good so far."
[16:19] * Kyann opens the east dooor.
[16:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going east and west.
[16:19] < Leon_Sernia> "Might as well keep going."
[16:19] * Kyann walks through the room with no discussion
[16:19] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[16:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going south and west. A body clenching a chain whip is here, next to what appear to be empty rations
[16:20] * Kyann examines the body.
[16:20] < Kyann> "What have we here?
[16:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> On the body is a Chain Whip.
[16:20] * Moland examines the chances of getting the whip away fromt he corpse.
[16:20] < Leon_Sernia> "Huh. So we weren't the only ones in here."
[16:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The fingers snap off easily.
[16:20] * Zo is kicking herself for buying one recently.
[16:20] < Oren_Camala> "You know, I have a funny story about corpses turned zombies."
[16:20] < Kyann> "You don't say."
[16:20] < Gerard> ((how decayed is the body?))
[16:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The body has no evidence of body fat or other sugars. The stomach has destroyed itself.
[16:21] * Zo tries to take the whip.
[16:21] < Kyann> ((What kind of clothes are on the body?))
[16:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo has gained a Chain Whip
[16:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The body is of a generic adventurer
[16:21] * Captain_Vittles is now known as Stabitha
[16:21] < Zo> "Always nice to have a spare."
[16:21] < Leon_Sernia> "We may as well keep going."
[16:21] < Gerard> ((anything else on the body?))
[16:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doings leading west and south.
[16:21] < Leon_Sernia> "Although, with what you said about zombies..."
[16:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is nothing else on the body.
[16:22] < Hal_Dyson> remove the head?
[16:22] * Kyann heads south, not waiting for the others.
[16:22] * Leon_Sernia aims his rifle at the corpse.
[16:22] * Moland leans over and steps on the head. Hard.
[16:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the nest room, there are doors leading north, west, and south.
[16:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The head crumbles.
[16:22] < Gerard> "If it turns into a zombie, decapitating it won't help..."
[16:22] * Hal_Dyson follows after Kyann
[16:22] * Leon_Sernia puts his rifle back down. 1"That works, too."
[16:22] * Gerard follows south
[16:22] < Oren_Camala> "We're following the outside of the building."
[16:22] * Zo skips after Gerard
[16:23] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors leading north, west, and south.
[16:23] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh, wait, *follows* south? Then you're in the same room as Kyann.
[16:23] < Oren_Camala> "West will lead back to the interior of the building, south will continue on the periphery."
[16:23] * Kyann looks around. "Leon, how's our map looking, I thought I saw you making notes..."
[16:23] < Gerard> ((yes...same room as Kyann))
[16:23] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, we might as well keep going on the outside path."
[16:24] * Moland shrugs. "Whatever works for you guys."
[16:24] < Oren_Camala> "May the Great God Gee-Emm bless my navigational skills."
[16:24] < Leon_Sernia> "We're about one room north and two rooms wast of where we started."
[16:24] * Kyann shrugs and heads South.
[16:24] < Leon_Sernia> ((East!))
[16:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Leon: You're off.))
[16:24] < Oren_Camala> (Two north and two east.)
[16:24] < Gerard> ((yes, that's right...))
[16:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors leading north, west, and south.
[16:25] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay. I see where I messed up.))
[16:25] < Gerard> ((which way did we go?))
[16:25] < Oren_Camala> "Kyann, keep going south?"
[16:25] < Leon_Sernia> ((Now we're one room north.))
[16:25] * Kyann nods and goes South.
[16:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You went north, west, south, west, north, north, north, north, east, east, east, east, south, south.
[16:25] * Gerard checks the map inside his head
[16:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors leading north and south.
[16:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Add one more south to that, now.))
[16:26] * Leminex is now known as Lem[Evil_GM]
[16:26] * Kyann sighs.
[16:26] < Kyann> "I hate my job."
[16:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> If you really want to know... you're now going away from the exit.
[16:27] < Zo> "I love mine."
[16:27] < Leon_Sernia> "It looks like we're just east of the entrance, now."
[16:27] < Kyann> "So what would you say from your notes?"
[16:28] < Leon_Sernia> "It might be a good idea to search the spots we missed before going further."
[16:28] * Kyann nods.
[16:28] < Oren_Camala> ((Pat, we took FOUR north moves?))
[16:28] < Leon_Sernia> "We just need to go north once, then west."
[16:28] < Kyann> "We're not on a timeframe."
[16:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Yes))
[16:28] < Oren_Camala> ((Crap, I missed one. >.<))
[16:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Wait, scratch one south move. You're at two east, one north))
[16:29] < Gerard> ((ok...my map is correct...i think...))
[16:29] < Oren_Camala> ((*scribbles over his map))
[16:30] < Kyann> ((I'm not even bothering because my character is too impulsive to take a map.))
[16:30] < Gerard> ((ok, so only direction now is to continue south or turn around?))
[16:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Yes))
[16:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading north and south.
[16:31] < Gerard> "Shall we continue in this direction, or turn back and see if we missed anything?"
[16:31] * Hal_Dyson is thinking that maybe we should have just gone straight.
[16:31] < Oren_Camala> "May as well keep going. The worst that happens is we have to eat other."
[16:31] < Kyann> "Let's go on. We can always go back if we hit a dead end."
[16:31] < Zo> "Yep, yep."
[16:31] * Kyann smiles at Zo. "Yep."
[16:31] * Gerard glances sideways at Oren, but nods to continue south
[16:31] < Hal_Dyson> "That's bad?"
[16:31] * Oren_Camala eyes Zo with hungry eyes.
[16:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard: There are doors leading north and west.
[16:32] * Zo grins charmingly.
[16:32] < Gerard> "Hmm...I sense we may be moving back towards the entrance if we continue this way..."
[16:33] < Oren_Camala> "Say Leon, who's that, uh, Ninja you're traveling with?"
[16:33] < Moland> "This is beginning to wear on me. Let us find a way onwards quickly."
[16:33] < Kyann> "I agree."
[16:33] * Kyann lights another smoke.
[16:33] < Leon_Sernia> "Someone I helped out at the Long wall. She's okay to come with us."
[16:33] < Gerard> "Okay then, continue west"
[16:33] < Kyann> "If she jams a knife in my back, I'll be pissed, you know that."
[16:33] < Oren_Camala> "Whatever you say Boss."
[16:34] * Zo frowns. The outfit looked familiar.
[16:34] < Leon_Sernia> "Hey, she's okay. You can trust me on that."
[16:34] * Gerard moves west
[16:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard: There are doors leading north, east, west, and south.
[16:34] * Moland looks over at Oren.
[16:34] < Kyann> "Fair enough."
[16:34] < Moland> "Did I catch your name?"
[16:34] < Hal_Dyson> "But wasn't it worth getting stabbed Kyann? the View I mean."
[16:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is an inscription on the floor. It reads: Where Wallace knew no night eternally.
[16:35] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[16:35] < Kyann> "It was nice, but I've seen nicer."
[16:35] < Gerard> ((back at the entrance then?))
[16:35] < Oren_Camala> "My name? I am Oren Camala. I have low, low rates availible."
[16:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((You guys basically went in a circle))
[16:35] < Kyann> "SON OF A BITCH!"
[16:35] < Moland> "Oren, huh?"
[16:35] < Oren_Camala> "I expceted this."
[16:35] < Moland> "Did you ever get a new gun?"
[16:35] < Gerard> ((hmm...i have one too many easts, or too few wests...))
[16:35] < Hal_Dyson> Hmm...what way does the sun go on this world? (considering there's no North pole on a FF world)
[16:35] < Oren_Camala> "Why yes I did."
[16:35] < Moland> "...fucking merchants."
[16:36] * Setor is now known as Gullwhacker[Anime]
[16:36] < Oren_Camala> "Let's just go north and see what happens."
[16:36] < Gerard> "That's how we started this circle..."
[16:36] < Kyann> "Which ways have we not taken?"
[16:36] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, let's go east after going north."
[16:36] < Zo> "Well, if we take just ONE different turn along the way, it won't be a circle, right?"
[16:36] < Oren_Camala> "We started the circle by walking the periphery of the building. Let's just keep going north."
[16:36] < Hal_Dyson> lets just go straight north?
[16:36] < Gerard> "Okay, sounds fair enough."
[16:37] < Moland> "Straight ahead sounds like a nice change.
[16:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> North, there are doors going north, east, south, and west. The footprints of seven people are here.
[16:37] * Gerard goes north
[16:37] * Kyann nods.
[16:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ...Or is that eight?
[16:37] < Leon_Sernia> ((Eight.))
[16:37] * Gerard goes north again...
[16:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> North, there are doors going north, east, south, and west.
[16:37] * Zo follows.
[16:37] < Kyann> ((Crap. Kyann's about to get quiet, I have to go AFK for five.))
[16:37] < Kyann> ((But yeah. He's offering no help anyway right now))
[16:38] < Gerard> "Continue north again?"
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[16:38] < Oren_Camala> "Let's take one more north. two more will get us to the edge of the building again."
[16:38] < SSFSX17[GMing]> North, there are doors going north, west, and south.
[16:38] < Gerard> "Righteo..."
[16:38] < Gerard> "We've been to the north and to the east..."
[16:38] < Oren_Camala> "We've been to the east?"
[16:38] < Gerard> ((er...we can't go east, sorry))
[16:39] < Oren_Camala> "You smoking something too?"
[16:39] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Indeed. This would be so much easier for you if you could go east.))
[16:39] < Gerard> "Relying upon my mental map and not my good sense..."
[16:39] < Oren_Camala> "Leon, you're the mapman, where to?"
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[16:39] < Moland> "Remind me not to let you be in charge of directions."
[16:40] < Leon_Sernia> "...I think we should try west."
[16:40] * Oren_Camala unholsters his rifle, shoots the door several times, and then opens it.
[16:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north, east, west, and south.
[16:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The door to the east has bullet holes in it.
[16:40] < Oren_Camala> "We've been north, and west, so South is the only place from here to go, right?"
[16:41] < Gerard> "Right. South it is"
[16:41] < Zo> "Bullet holes?"
[16:41] < Gerard> ((zo - yes...oren just made them...))
[16:41] < Oren_Camala> "I just shot it, didn't I?"
[16:41] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors going north, east, and west.
[16:41] < Zo> I know, but Zo has the memory of a turnip)
[16:41] < Oren_Camala> "Well, we're going in another circle."
[16:41] < Kyann> ((Right, back))
[16:41] < Gerard> "Haven't we been these directions?"
[16:42] < Kyann> "Damn it all."
[16:42] < Oren_Camala> "So if we go east we'll be two rooms north of the beginning, right?"
[16:42] < Kyann> "Whoever built this place was an asshole."
[16:42] < Moland> ((Afk - pizza girl))
[16:42] < Hal_Dyson> why don't we just try breaking through the walls?
[16:42] < Gerard> "Yes, I think that is right..."
[16:42] < Zo> "I dunno. I think they were very clever."
[16:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah. Let's just go east a couple of times."
[16:43] < Gerard> "Agreed"
[16:43] < Kyann> "A clever asshole, even worse."
[16:43] * Gerard goes east until he is two north of the entrance...
[16:43] * Zo nods
[16:43] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard: There are doors leading north, east, south, and west. The footprints of eight people are here.
[16:43] < Leon_Sernia> ((That would be one east, right?))
[16:43] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Right))
[16:43] < Gerard> ((yes))
[16:43] < Oren_Camala> "We have but East left to go."
[16:44] < Leon_Sernia> "Alright. Let's go east."
[16:44] * Gerard goes east
[16:44] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading east, south, and west.
[16:44] < Zo> "Anyone else find it a bit unsettling that we're leaving footprints?"
[16:44] < SSFSX17[GMing]> HINT: Knowing where the doors go, you know where the room you need to go is.
[16:44] < Kyann> "Sorry, I guess I forgot to wipe my feet."
[16:45] < Oren_Camala> "Five gil says we need to go to the room one north of us."
[16:45] < Leon_Sernia> "We might as well peek in south, then go north. We haven't seen either room yet.:
[16:45] < Gerard> "Too bad we can't go north from here..."
[16:45] < Leon_Sernia> ((+"))
[16:45] < Gerard> "I agree with Leon."
[16:45] < Oren_Camala> "Wasn't the dead guy two rooms north of us?"
[16:45] * Gerard peeks into the south room
[16:45] < SSFSX17[GMing]> South, there are doors leading north and west.
[16:45] < Zo> "I hope he wasn't a Summoner."
[16:45] < Gerard> "Okay...nothing to the south."
[16:46] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, then. East, then north until we can go west."
[16:46] * Oren_Camala eyes Zo while everyone is pondering what to do.
[16:47] * Zo is starting to feel uncomfortable.
[16:47] * Kyann looks at Oren and whispers, "I call dibs on the good cuts."
[16:47] < SSFSX17[GMing]> YOU SHOULD BE FEELING THAT WAY
[16:47] * Oren_Camala whispers back, "I hadn't thought that quite that far into the future."
[16:48] < Oren_Camala> (-the first that :p)
[16:48] * Kyann gets shifty-eyed.
[16:48] * Gerard moves east
[16:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading north, west, and south. The footprints of eight people are here.
[16:49] * Zo follows quickly behind him.
[16:49] * Oren_Camala follows wherever, obviously thinking about something.
[16:49] < Leon_Sernia> "Let's go north."
[16:49] * Gerard moves north
[16:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading north, west, and south. The footprints of eight people are here.
[16:49] < Gerard> "Okay, we want to go west from here, if I am not mistaken..."
[16:49] < Leon_Sernia> "West is the only place we haven't been, yet."
[16:50] * Gerard checks his claws, prepared for anything, and opens the door leading west
[16:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Wait a sec...
[16:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh, nevermind.
[16:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> My scrolling was messed up.
[16:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> As Gerard opens the door, five little children are in there. They appear to be guarding something.
[16:50] < Leon_Sernia> ((You know, I never trust a GM who says "nevermind."))
[16:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: Leon:9 Hal:9 Gerard:9 WackyFunster:7 RedNinja:6 FrumpleFunster:16 SillyFunster:15 Oren:15 HappyFunster:15 Kyann:14 SadFunster:13 ZoDasha:12
[16:51] * Zo frowns at the children
[16:51] < Gerard> ((um...what did we see in the room...and what's up with the battle order?))
[16:51] < Leon_Sernia> "...what are kids doing here?"
[16:51] < Kyann> ((....Wow. An initiative roll. Even though they've made no hostile action.))
[16:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> One of the children runs up to Oren and tries to headbutt him.
[16:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[16:52] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[16:52] < Moland> ((Uh))
[16:52] < Gerard> ((we never got a description of our attackers or the room...))
[16:52] < Zo> "They, like most children, are evil deomin entities bent on sucking the life out of us!"
[16:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12
[16:52] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12: 2 ( Total: 14 )
[16:52] < Moland> ((Zo and arent even listed))
[16:52] < Moland> +I
[16:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren takes 1 damage: HP: 72 / 73
[16:52] < Zo> I'm listed)
[16:52] < Oren_Camala> "The hell?!"
[16:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Another child runs up to Moland and tries to headbutt him.
[16:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[16:53] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[16:53] * Oren_Camala throws his poncho off and unholsters his rifle!
[16:53] < Gerard> ((right, Zo's on the list, but Moland is not))
[16:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12
[16:53] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12: 1 ( Total: 13 )
[16:53] * Kyann draws his axe. "What in the hell!?"
[16:53] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle ready.
[16:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> 1 damage: HP: 73 / 74
[16:53] < Zo> "That's there playground."
[16:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Ahh... moland really isn't on there.
[16:53] < Zo> their)
[16:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Just roll SPD+1d10 and I'll put you in somewhere.
[16:54] < Moland> !roll 1d10
[16:54] < Highwind> Moland - 1d10: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[16:54] < Moland> 13
[16:54] < Leon_Sernia> "...I'm beginning to hate this entire area."
[16:54] < Oren_Camala> "I don't believe this. But a job's a job."
[16:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren's turn.
[16:54] < Gerard> "Children..."
[16:55] * Oren_Camala shoulders his rifle and tries for a headshot on the one that headbutted him. (Charge +10% on whichever one that was)
[16:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> A happy-looking child runs up to Kyann and tries to headbutt him.
[16:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[16:56] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 24 ( Total: 24 )
[16:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12
[16:56] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12: 4 ( Total: 16 )
[16:56] < Oren_Camala> "Leon, could you find out what the hell these kids are doing here while I kill them?"
[16:56] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll try."
[16:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann: HP: 56 / 58
[16:57] < Leon_Sernia> "Hey, kids, why in the world are you hitting us, anyhow?"
[16:57] < Zo> "Kill them good!"
[16:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann's turn.
[16:57] < Kyann> "...Ow! ...That almost hurt! Punk!"
[16:58] * Kyann thwaps the kid with the flat of his axe.
[16:58] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[16:58] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[16:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss.
[16:58] < Moland> ((heheheh))
[16:58] < Kyann> (...)
[16:58] < Gerard> ((bad highwind...no biscuit...))
[16:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[16:58] < Leon_Sernia> ((Fast little buggers, aren't they?))
[16:58] < Oren_Camala> "Good reflexes there."
[16:58] < Moland> I'm gonna Mighty Strike the kid who hit me.
[16:59] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[16:59] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[16:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That's a slow action, isn't it?
[16:59] < Oren_Camala> (Hai.)
[16:59] < Moland> ..doh. It is.
[17:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> A Sad-looking one runs up to Leon and tries to headbutt him.
[17:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[17:00] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 55 ( Total: 55 )
[17:00] < Kyann> "Spirits alive, they're just kids, don't *kill* them."
[17:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12
[17:00] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12: 2 ( Total: 14 )
[17:00] < Zo> "They're demons!"
[17:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon: HP: 52 / 56
[17:00] < Leon_Sernia> "They don't hit like kids!"
[17:00] < Moland> "Why not? They're as big as I am."
[17:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren's turn.
[17:00] < Oren_Camala> "... My contract doesn't have anything in it about preserving the lives of those found within this building.
[17:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Charge goes off.
[17:01] < Kyann> "They're *children*"
[17:01] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+39,110%
[17:01] < Kyann> "Not trained warriors!""
[17:01] < Highwind> Oren_Camala - 1d12+39,110%: 1 ( Total: 44.0 )
[17:01] * Kyann growls.
[17:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The child dies.
[17:01] < Oren_Camala> "Then we'll just maim- Ooops."
[17:01] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[17:01] < Gerard> ((1d12 plus 39!!!)
[17:01] < Moland> (New charge, neh?)
[17:02] < Gerard> ((nice damage roll...))
[17:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo Dasha.
[17:02] * Kyann shakes his head.
[17:02] < Oren_Camala> ((13 AGI, x3 DS from my rifle, and 10% more from charge. :D))
[17:02] < Kyann> "Damn it..."
[17:02] < Moland> ((25% Charge...))
[17:02] < Gerard> ((yep, i got it...just surprised me!))
[17:02] < Moland> ((Or is that a change?))
[17:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Regardless, it's Zo's turn.
[17:03] < Oren_Camala> ((That change won't be made to Oren's sheet for a few days as per Carl's response to my question on the boards.))
[17:03] * Zo cracks her whip at the nearest child-like demon.
[17:03] < Zo> !roll d100
[17:03] < Highwind> Zo - d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[17:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[17:04] < Zo> !roll d8+12
[17:04] < Highwind> Zo - d8+12: 8 ( Total: 20 )
[17:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The child dies.
[17:04] * Zo cheers
[17:04] < Zo> "I mean, opps."
[17:04] < Zo> oops)
[17:04] < Leon_Sernia> ¬_¬
[17:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland's Mighty Strike.
[17:05] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[17:05] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 52 ( Total: 52 )
[17:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss.
[17:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon.
[17:06] * Leon_Sernia is going to wait until after Gerard goes.
[17:06] < Oren_Camala> "Is anyone else bothered by the situation?"
[17:06] < Leon_Sernia> "Very."
[17:06] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal.
[17:06] < Gerard> ((it's so hard to not go when you say my name...))
[17:06] < Kyann> "Yes! You;re slaughtering LITTLE KIDS"
[17:06] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Open the bay doors, Hal.
[17:06] < Zo> "They're attacking us, the little grimlins!"
[17:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ...he's not here, is he?
[17:07] * Hal_Dyson opens his new booster packs and tries to find the "funster" cards (using sensor on them)
[17:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oops, sorry.
[17:07] < Oren_Camala> "Slaughter? I just wanted to wing the brat!" (In the head, but still... >.>)
[17:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> HP: 12 / 12
[17:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> MP: 0
[17:07] * Zo snickers.
[17:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Sensor is always on, so you can also attack.
[17:08] < Hal_Dyson> I'll attack Wacky.
[17:08] * Kyann shakes his head.
[17:08] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[17:08] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 46
[17:08] < Kyann> "Damn it.... damn it all..."
[17:08] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hit,.
[17:08] < Leon_Sernia> "...there is something very wrong here."
[17:08] < Hal_Dyson> "hey kid, you like triple triad?"
[17:08] < Oren_Camala> "These things are almost as suicidal as the Ninja that have been attacking the Keep."
[17:09] < Leon_Sernia> "Why would kids even be here?"
[17:09] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+11
[17:09] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+11 ) 16
[17:09] < Zo> "Because they aren't kids...."
[17:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The wacky one dies.
[17:09] < Oren_Camala> "The summoner claimed they were demons."
[17:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard.
[17:09] < Gerard> ((which ones are left?))
[17:09] < Kyann> "Did you ever consider kids have a way of wandering off?"
[17:10] < Gerard> ((nevermind...it doesn't really matter i guess))
[17:10] < Hal_Dyson> and head butting heroes?
[17:10] < Leon_Sernia> "Then why did they start hitting us right off the bat?"
[17:10] * Gerard attacks the nearest child, attempting to knock the poor thing unconscious
[17:10] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:10] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
[17:10] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[17:10] < Zo> "They're also guarding something and while all children are evil, these are pure delinquents."
[17:10] < Gerard> !roll 1d8+10
[17:10] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d8+10: 1 ( Total: 11 )
[17:10] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:10] < Highwind> Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. - ''
[17:10] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:10] < Kyann> "Maybe they're scared?"
[17:10] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 93 ( Total: 93 )
[17:11] < Gerard> ((Thats my sleeper roll))
[17:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal's cards show that HP: 5 / 12
[17:11] < Gerard> ((ok, now second attack))
[17:11] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:11] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[17:11] < Zo> "As they should be."
[17:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[17:11] < Gerard> !roll 1d8+10
[17:11] * Zo grins evilly.
[17:11] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d8+10: 4 ( Total: 14 )
[17:11] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:11] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 51 ( Total: 51 )
[17:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Happy one dies with a smile on his face.
[17:11] < Gerard> "Sorry, kid..."
[17:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon.
[17:12] < Oren_Camala> "This is starting to freak me out."
[17:12] < Kyann> It's just starting to!?"
[17:12] < Hal_Dyson> if they are happy why do they all have different in-approprete facial expressions?
[17:12] < Hal_Dyson> *scared not happy
[17:12] < Oren_Camala> "I have a high 'freaking out' threshold."
[17:12] * Leon_Sernia is about to shoot a kid, but... he doesn't seem to have the heart for it. ((Defend))
[17:12] * Zo coughs. Demons. coughs.
[17:12] * Kyann pulls his helmet over his face.
[17:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Red Ninja WALKS INTO the last kid.
[17:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 13 ( Total: 13 )
[17:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I don't even need to roll damage, because her base damage will kill him.
[17:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 5#1d100
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 5#1d100(1): 49 ( Total: 49 )
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 5#1d100(2): 55 ( Total: 55 )
[17:13] < Zo> "For a tramp, she's pretty useful."
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 5#1d100(3): 97 ( Total: 97 )
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 5#1d100(4): 9 ( Total: 9 )
[17:13] < Oren_Camala> ((The Ninja don't WALK INTO people. The mooks do that.))
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 5#1d100(5): 47 ( Total: 47 )
[17:13] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 257
[17:13] < Leon_Sernia> "...god, that sucked."
[17:13] < Hal_Dyson> she's a mook!
[17:14] < Moland> "That must have been unpleasant for you...larger folk."
[17:14] * Kyann walks over, helmet still covering his face, and examines the kids' bodies.
[17:14] < Gerard> "What in the world was that all about?"
[17:14] * Gerard examines what they were guarding...
[17:14] * Moland turns the corpses over with his feet.
[17:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You find 6 tonics and 3 potions.
[17:14] * Zo tries to figure out what they were protecting.
[17:14] * Hal_Dyson loots the litle beggers' corpses...
[17:14] < Moland> "Damn shame that there was nothing to them.
[17:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs going up. Do you take them?
[17:14] < Gerard> i'll take one potion and one tonic
[17:15] < Kyann> ((Is there anything unsual about them, or do they just seem like kids?))
[17:15] < Zo> "I'll take a Tonic and a potion if no one else wants one."
[17:15] < Hal_Dyson> ((take them? but they are too large to fit in my backpack?))
[17:15] < Gerard> "Anyone else?"
[17:15] < Hal_Dyson> I'm fine...
[17:15] < Leon_Sernia> "...tonic."
[17:15] < Oren_Camala> "... I can't believe I'm about to do this."
[17:15] < Oren_Camala> I'm going to poach one of the bastards.
[17:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> They immediately fade into wind that goes up the stairs
[17:15] < Oren_Camala> "Or not."
[17:15] < Kyann> "Hmm."
[17:15] < Moland> "I'll take whatever's left. I'll let you loot the children first."
[17:16] * Kyann looks around at his companions carefully.
[17:16] < Gerard> ((experience or gil from battle?))
[17:16] < Zo> "What'd I tell you? Not kids at all."
[17:16] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, now I'm feeling mildly better."
[17:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((I'll give you XP/Gil at the end of the session. Easier for me to calculate.))
[17:16] < Leon_Sernia> "Still feel like crap, though."
[17:16] < Gerard> ((gotcha, no prob...))
[17:16] < Oren_Camala> "Let's go."
[17:16] < Kyann> "Still... you would have mirdered a child....."
[17:16] * Kyann heads up the stairs quietly.
[17:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland, do you really want to take 4 tonics and 1 potion?
[17:16] < Gerard> "As I suspected...something magical is at work here..."
[17:16] < Oren_Camala> ((Give me a tonic. :p))
[17:17] < Gerard> "Besides, on the streets, even small children can be deadly..."
[17:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Upstairs is an inscription on the floor: Two for two is what I always say. Never need any more. Especially if you're left-handed.
[17:17] < Zo> "I wouldn't know. They all seem like menaces to me."
[17:17] < Kyann> "..."
[17:17] < Moland> ((If they didn't take them, yes.))
[17:17] * Kyann shakes his head.
[17:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is a door to the east and a passageway leading north.
[17:17] < Zo> "I'm left handed!!"
[17:17] < Oren_Camala> "Children are usually more useful as bartering chips than as corpses."
[17:18] * Kyann gives Oren a hard look.
[17:18] < Moland> ((So no one else wants stuff? I get 3 tonics and a Potion?))
[17:18] < Oren_Camala> "You didn't come from the gutter, did you?"
[17:18] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Yes, Moland))
[17:18] < Leon_Sernia> "Let's just keep going. I feel like drinking to oblivion as soon as possible."
[17:19] < Gerard> "Shall we try the door, or follow the passageway?"
[17:19] < Kyann> "Amen to that, Leon. Amen."
[17:19] < Hal_Dyson> Bart-er-ing? Never heard that word used with chips before... gambling chips makes more sense.
[17:19] < Moland> ((OK...))
[17:19] < Zo> "Let's try the door."
[17:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Note: On the map, the east is to your right.
[17:19] < Oren_Camala> "Say Hal, I've been meaning to ask you... When we were in Moril, you seemed apprehensive about something."
[17:20] < Leon_Sernia> "Or we could just follow the passageway. Left hand may mean go left."
[17:20] < Hal_Dyson> ... I dislike the country
[17:20] < Oren_Camala> "I see."
[17:20] < Leon_Sernia> "As soon as we can."
[17:20] < Kyann> "Moril, eh? Amazing you came back alive from tha tplace."
[17:20] * Gerard shrugs and carefully tries the eastern door
[17:20] * Kyann adds under his breath. "Shame you did.?
[17:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard, roll 1d100
[17:20] < Hal_Dyson> Especialy with the damned gamblers' guild.
[17:21] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:21] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 48 ( Total: 48 )
[17:21] * Moland has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[17:21] < Gerard> ((crap...i killed Moland...))
[17:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You lose 8 HP.
[17:21] < Gerard> "Ouch!"
[17:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> HP: 76 / 84
[17:21] * Gerard leaps back from the door
[17:21] < Zo> "Gerard?"
[17:21] < Oren_Camala> "What's up?"
[17:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard: For you, there is a door leading west and south.
[17:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh, okay.
[17:22] < Gerard> "That door..."
[17:22] < Gerard> ((so is it open now?))
[17:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The door closes itself after five seconds.
[17:22] < Gerard> "I suggest we try the passageway first. That door has some sort of trap mechanism on it..."
[17:22] < Leon_Sernia> "Good idea."
[17:23] < Gerard> "Of course...I have a feeling..." Gerard trails off
[17:23] < Oren_Camala> "Well, That sucks. Leon, you're the closest employer I have around here. What do we do?"
[17:23] < Zo> "Okay. But whatever direction we go in, always go there twice."
[17:23] < SSFSX17[GMing]> After going down the passageway, you see doors to the east and west. A passageway leads south.
[17:23] < Leon_Sernia> "We probably ought to avoid as many doors as we can."
[17:24] < Oren_Camala> "Duly noted."
[17:24] < Zo> "But we need to go left twice."
[17:24] < Leon_Sernia> "If that's possible."
[17:24] * randomsyllable has joined #generica
[17:24] < Gerard> "Well, this is it. One door back south of here, and thse two doors..."
[17:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> WB random. The party has gone one north after the stairs.
[17:25] < Gerard> ((and that damned door by the stairs hurt me!))
[17:25] * SSFSX17[GMing] sets mode: +v randomsyllable
[17:25] * randomsyllable is now known as Moland
[17:25] < Gerard> "Someone else want to try a door? Or any ideas how to disable them maybe..."
[17:25] < Moland> ((Cool.))
[17:25] * Kyann carefully examines the door, pondering.
[17:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Which door, Kyann?
[17:26] < Kyann> "I could always cut it off its hinges."
[17:26] < Moland> "Open them with weaponry?"
[17:26] * GERG has joined #generica
[17:26] < Kyann> (Er, whichever is clser to where he was standing :P)
[17:26] < Gerard> "Maybe they're not all the same...let's take a closer look"
[17:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading east and west.
[17:26] < Kyann> East
[17:27] * GERG is now known as Aramor
[17:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann: You are now Poisoned (U)
[17:27] < Kyann> "...OW"
[17:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> GERG: You missed the session. It is now full.
[17:27] < Leon_Sernia> "You need an antidote, Kyann?"
[17:27] < Aramor> alright. i figured as much
[17:27] < Aramor> have fun
[17:27] * Aramor has left #generica
[17:27] < Oren_Camala> "I'll sell you an antidote for 50 gil."
[17:27] < Kyann> "Please."
[17:28] < Oren_Camala> "It's my only one."
[17:28] * Leon_Sernia just throws one to Kyann. 1"Here. I don't need mine."
[17:28] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[17:28] < Kyann> "Thanks, Leon. I'll buyt the beer when we get back."
[17:29] < Leon_Sernia> "Hey, Oren, I'm going to need to pay you more money later, anyhow."
[17:29] < Leon_Sernia> "You know, for the thing."
[17:29] * Oren_Camala wonders just what kind of Merchant Leon is, giving away his merchandise like that.
[17:29] < Oren_Camala> "Yes Boss."
[17:29] < Gerard> "Wait...before you drink the antidote, see what's behind the door..."
[17:29] < Leon_Sernia> ((I traffic in friendship and confidence.))
[17:29] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The door leading east? Are you sure?
[17:29] < Leon_Sernia> ((That stuff can be worth a lot.))
[17:29] < Gerard> ((just suggesting not taking the action...))
[17:30] < Oren_Camala> "People, let's do what Leon suggested and avoid doors."
[17:31] < Kyann> "I agree."
[17:31] * Kyann chugs down the antidote.
[17:31] < Oren_Camala> "At least these trapped eastern facing doors."
[17:31] < Gerard> "Then we might as well go back down the stairs"
[17:31] < Kyann> "Doors are bad karma."
[17:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading east and west, and a passageway leading south.
[17:31] < Gerard> "Since there is no where else to go..."
[17:31] < Leon_Sernia> "Of course, at this point, we don't have much of a choice."
[17:32] * Oren_Camala opens the western door.
[17:32] < Zo> "Maybe the second Door will heal you? There's got to be something about twos."
[17:32] * Stabitha is now known as Captain_Vittles
[17:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren discovers a long winding passageway.
[17:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Do you follow the passageway?
[17:32] * Captain_Vittles is now known as Stabitha
[17:33] < Oren_Camala> You know we do.
[17:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> After going through the door, you go 2 more west, 4 south, 1 east, 1 north, 1 east, 1 south, and then 1 east.
[17:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is a door leading east here and a passageway going north.
[17:34] < Oren_Camala> ((... I'm turned around now. Let me figure out which way I'm facing.))
[17:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You would be facing east
[17:35] < Oren_Camala> Then we'll take the north passageway.
[17:35] < Leon_Sernia> "Let's try the hallway to the north. That should lead us just south of the other set of stairs."
[17:35] < Oren_Camala> "Yes. I also avoids another door."
[17:35] < Gerard> "Agreed"
[17:35] < Oren_Camala> (*it)
[17:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> After going north twice, there are doors to the east and west
[17:36] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There was a door going east in betweeen the two spaces, too.\
[17:36] < Gerard> "Try the western door again, maybe?"
[17:36] < Kyann> (Son of a BITCH my roommates won't leave me alone.)
[17:36] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll try the door to the west."
[17:36] < Oren_Camala> "Yes."
[17:36] * Leon_Sernia does so.
[17:36] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In the next room, there are doors leading east and west and a passageway going north
[17:37] < Oren_Camala> (And we're facing west, jah?)
[17:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yes.
[17:37] < Gerard> "I vote to try the west door again..."
[17:37] < Leon_Sernia> "Hmmm. Maybe we ought to go north first."
[17:37] < Zo> "Me too."
[17:37] < Oren_Camala> (Hmm... then there's no left hand turn to take.)
[17:37] < Kyann> "Alright, we're just supposed to clean out this tower, right?"
[17:37] * Oren_Camala shoves Gerard into the door.
[17:37] < Zo> "No, the clue says to do everything in twos."
[17:37] < Leon_Sernia> "two by two..."
[17:38] < Oren_Camala> (The west door.)
[17:38] < Kyann> "Because... after we're done, I plan to burn it down and behead the person who built it."
[17:38] < Gerard> i'll dodge that shove
[17:38] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard sees a dead adventurer lying on the floor. A journal is next to him and he is wearing a Metal Knuckle
[17:38] < Gerard> ((nevermind))
[17:38] < SSFSX17[GMing]> In Gerard's room, there is only one door leading east.
[17:38] < Moland> Should we have turned twice one way, then the other?
[17:38] * Gerard grabs the Metal Knuckle
[17:38] * Moland grabs the journal.
[17:39] * Kyann grabs notihng.
[17:39] < Leon_Sernia> ((Leon_Sernia grabs the Red ninja. ^_^))
[17:39] < Zo> lol)
[17:39] < Moland> ((Woo))
[17:39] * Moland cracks it open and begins to read...
[17:39] * Oren_Camala looks at Zo...
[17:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland: The journal has a full map of the first floor, and a partial map of the second. He describes what each door does: "The first door reduced me to 90% of my HPs. The second door poisoned me. The third door reversed my sense of direction. The fourth door almost killed me but left me barely alive. The last door drained all my MP. Now I lay down to die."
[17:40] * Gerard gives Oren a not so nice look...
[17:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Was that cut off anywhere?
[17:40] * Zo pretends she doesn't feel Oren's eyes on her.
[17:40] < Leon_Sernia> "So, what does the journal say?"
[17:40] < Oren_Camala> ((Negative, it was not cut off.))
[17:41] * Kyann lights a cigarette.
[17:41] < Leon_Sernia> ((Asking Moland.))
[17:41] < SSFSX17[GMing]> His map does not cover what is north of the room to the east.
[17:41] < Kyann> "What's the new plan?"
[17:41] < Moland> "Well, we're fucked? It says that one of the previous doors reversed our direction sense."
[17:41] < Gerard> "Moland, are the doors labeled according to his numbers?
[17:41] * Moland passes the book to Leon. "Check this against your map.
[17:41] < Leon_Sernia> "Maybe it only works if you touch it."
[17:41] * Moland bums a cig off Kyann.
[17:41] < Oren_Camala> "... I wondered why I was feeling dizzy."
[17:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Okay, it seems to correspond with mine."
[17:42] < SSFSX17[GMing]> It seems that he went through every single door, but then went in to this room to die instead of going north.
[17:42] < Oren_Camala> "So this right-handed hallway is where we want to go?"
[17:43] < Leon_Sernia> "But just to be safe, I'll touch the door to get out."
[17:43] < Leon_Sernia> "Looks like it."
[17:43] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I thought not everyone went west into the room with the dead man?
[17:43] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh. You're right.))
[17:43] < Gerard> ((just moland and I, yes?))
[17:43] < Leon_Sernia> ((I never said that I went in.))
[17:43] < Oren_Camala> (I'm in the hallway. You never said the door shut behind them.)
[17:44] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yeah, only Gerard and Moland went in.
[17:44] < Moland> ((but I passed you the journal))
[17:44] < Leon_Sernia> ((Okay, then maybe I am in there.))
[17:44] * Gerard exits the room and rejoins the group, having little other choice
[17:44] < Leon_Sernia> ((It doesn't seem to matter, anyhow.))
[17:45] < Oren_Camala> ((Well, and, Gerard was shoved *through* the door. :p))
[17:45] * Leon_Sernia rejoins the group.
[17:45] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are doors leading east and west, and a passage leading north
[17:46] < Leon_Sernia> "We ought to go north."
[17:46] * Kyann nods.
[17:46] < Kyann> "North, right."
[17:46] < Gerard> "I admit with that direction changing effect my sense of direction is way off now..."
[17:46] * Zo nods reluctantly.
[17:47] * Kyann seems distant still, after the kids.
[17:47] < Gerard> "Well, anyway, shall we follow the north passageway then?"
[17:47] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah."
[17:47] < Zo> "Yep, yep."
[17:48] * Oren_Camala heads off down the north passage hoping he doesn't have some horrible happen to him.
[17:48] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You have encountered four Campers at 20 feet! Do you (A)dvance, (F)ight, (R)un?
[17:48] < Oren_Camala> (...)
[17:49] < Zo> Advance?)
[17:49] < Kyann> (...)
[17:49] < Oren_Camala> (D) Do what Leon says.
[17:49] < Gerard> ((witw is a "Camper?"
[17:49] * Leon_Sernia o O (may as well try the direct route.)
[17:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Four guys in tents wielding boomerangs come out of their tents and brandish them nastily. They are one space to the west, but they are confident they can hit you from here.
[17:50] < Kyann> "Spawncampers. Nasty."
[17:50] < Zo> ADVANCE!!)
[17:50] < Leon_Sernia> "Hey. What are you people doing in here, anyhow?"
[17:50] < Kyann> (("And they have AWP's too."))
[17:50] < Zo> "Camping?"
[17:50] * Leon_Sernia notices the boomerangs. 1"...I see."
[17:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The party advanced on the campers! The campers tried to use a Long Range attack on the party, but missed!
[17:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: HappyCamper:7 Moland:19 Leon:18 Kyann:17 Oren:16 LeetCamper:15 Gerard:15 CheapCamper:15 ZoDasha:13 RedNinja:12 Hal:11 BadCamper:11
[17:50] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle ready.
[17:51] * Oren_Camala unholsters his peacemaker once again.
[17:51] * Gerard checks his claws
[17:51] * Moland pulls his gun.
[17:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[17:51] * Zo spins her whip around her head.
[17:51] * Oren_Camala also glances at Kyann to see what he does.
[17:51] * Hal_Dyson shuffles his deck.
[17:51] * Moland looks over the four.
[17:51] < Moland> ..and shoots at the LeetCamper
[17:51] * Kyann draws his axe.
[17:51] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[17:51] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[17:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hit.
[17:52] < Oren_Camala> (afk I do what Leon says. :p)
[17:52] * Kyann nods to Oren. "These we can kill.""
[17:52] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[17:52] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 9 ( Total: 42 )
[17:52] < Leon_Sernia> "I concur."
[17:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Camper dies.
[17:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon.
[17:53] * Leon_Sernia fires at the cheap camper.
[17:53] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[17:53] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[17:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss.
[17:53] < Leon_Sernia> ((I think I just hit another crow.))
[17:53] < Gerard> ((bad highwind, again! no biscuit!!))
[17:53] < Moland> ((Byebye Mr. Crow))
[17:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann
[17:53] < Leon_Sernia> ((Actually, I don't even think that was good enough to hit a crow.))
[17:54] * Kyann ponders jumping, but decides it's overkill, and instead decieds to chop at the cheap SOB.
[17:54] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[17:54] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 77 ( Total: 77 )
[17:54] < Kyann> (Son of a bitch.)
[17:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You hit.
[17:54] < Kyann> (....oh.)
[17:54] < Kyann> !roll 1d12+30
[17:54] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d12+30: 5 ( Total: 35 )
[17:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The cheap camper's cheapness was defeated.
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren.
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Will, I presume, shoot at the Happy Camper.
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[17:55] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And kills it.
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard
[17:55] < Leon_Sernia> ((And gib it, basically.))
[17:55] * Gerard attacks the Happy Camper "Don't be so happy..."
[17:55] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[17:55] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[17:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Nah, things don't gib in the FFRPG.
[17:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard successfully hits the Happy Camper's corpse.
[17:56] < Leon_Sernia> ((Aw.))
[17:56] < Gerard> !roll 1d8+10
[17:56] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d8+10: 3 ( Total: 13 )
[17:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And sends it to negative something HP.
[17:56] < Gerard> ((doh))
[17:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo Dasha.
[17:56] < Gerard> ((oh well...guess that's it for me))
[17:56] < Zo> Bad Camper's left?)
[17:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yes.
[17:57] * Zo snaps her whip at the Bad Camper's neck
[17:57] < Gerard> ((yes, gerard is silly...))
[17:57] < Zo> !roll d100
[17:57] < Highwind> Zo - d100: 96 ( Total: 96 )
[17:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss.
[17:57] < Zo> poop)
[17:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Red Ninja slashes at the Bad Camper
[17:57] < Oren_Camala> (back)
[17:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[17:57] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 90 ( Total: 90 )
[17:57] * Gerard smacks himself in the head, wondering what is wrong with him
[17:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And misses.
[17:57] < Leon_Sernia> ((You did a crit on a camper.))
[17:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal.
[17:58] * Hal_Dyson wishes that Sensor revealed the level.
[17:58] < Hal_Dyson> attack the Bad Camper.
[17:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Bad Camper: HP: 24 / 24
[17:58] * Hal_Dyson uses Goblin Punch on the offchance instead.
[17:59] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[17:59] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 81
[17:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You hit. Roll normal damage.
[17:59] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+11
[17:59] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+11 ) 17
[17:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal: MP: 41 / 42
[18:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Bad Camper: HP: 12 / 24
[18:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Bad Camper retaliates by throwing his Boomerang at Hal.
[18:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:00] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[18:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And misses.
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> New round.
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: Gerard:8 Moland:20 Hal:18 Oren:15 Leon:14 ZoDasha:13 BadCamper:13 RedNinja:11 Kyann:11
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[18:01] < Moland> Shoot the remaining camper.
[18:01] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[18:01] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 85 ( Total: 85 )
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hit.
[18:01] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[18:01] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 12 ( Total: 45 )
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> He dies.
[18:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 4#1d100
[18:01] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(1): 66 ( Total: 66 )
[18:01] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(2): 28 ( Total: 28 )
[18:01] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(3): 44 ( Total: 44 )
[18:02] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(4): 3 ( Total: 3 )
[18:02] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 141
[18:02] < Moland> (ooh))
[18:02] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yay us!))
[18:02] * Gerard cues the victory music
[18:02] < Moland> ((I dibs the 3 ;p))
[18:02] * Leon_Sernia clears his throat and takes a swig of water.
[18:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You find 3 potions and a boomerang.
[18:02] < Kyann> ((woo))
[18:02] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs going up. Do you take them?
[18:02] * Gerard pulls off an elegant back flip
[18:02] < Moland> (Pfft - nm. ;p))
[18:02] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll take a potion."
[18:02] < Gerard> "Mind if I take a potion?"
[18:02] < Kyann> "I don't need anything."
[18:02] < Hal_Dyson> I'll take the 'rang... useful as a back up weapon I guess.
[18:03] < Oren_Camala> "The hell is this place?"
[18:03] * Gerard hears no objections, and takes one of the potions
[18:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That leaves one potion left.
[18:03] < Gerard> "This is strange. I thought we were infiltrating some sort of enemy positon...but this place seems deserted save for the ocassional deceased adventurer..."
[18:03] < Leon_Sernia> "This place is almost as strange as that valley."
[18:03] < Moland> ((I'll take if no one else does again.))
[18:04] < Zo> "I'll take the potion."
[18:04] < Kyann> "And it seems designed just to make our lives suck."
[18:04] < Oren_Camala> "Valley?"
[18:04] * Gerard hands it to Zo
[18:04] < Zo> "Thanks Gerard."
[18:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Okay then... that still leaves one Potion
[18:04] < Leon_Sernia> "Some strange mission with a magic nullifier. It's a long story."
[18:04] < Gerard> "Yes, Kyann, if by make our lives suck you mean make us wander around mindlessly and fight strangely insignificant opponents..."
[18:05] < Zo> "We should've demolished that thing."
[18:05] < Oren_Camala> "We're probably going to be here a long time."
[18:05] < Gerard> ((um...i think that's all of them ssfsx...leon, gerard, and zo))
[18:05] < Kyann> "And show who among us are childkillers."
[18:05] < Moland> We should've demolished Ronnie. And his damn ninjas.
[18:05] < Leon_Sernia> "Zo, hopefully we won't have to."
[18:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs going up. Do you take them?
[18:05] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yes.))
[18:06] < Gerard> "Yes, by all means let's take the stairs..."
[18:06] < Zo> "They were demons. They didn't even leave a messy clean-up like normal children."
[18:06] < Oren_Camala> "I do remember you taking a swing at a kid, don't get holier-than-thou over there."
[18:06] < Kyann> "But you had no way of knowing."
[18:06] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The tents and corpses fade into mist that flies up to the next floor.
[18:06] < Leon_Sernia> ¬_¬ "Zo, it may be better for you to stop talking right now."
[18:06] < Kyann> "I tried to push him back, not shoot him in the head."
[18:07] < Kyann> "Unlike a bullet, a blade has a flat side that doesn't kill people."
[18:07] < Leon_Sernia> "...I'm finishing this mission. Then I'm getting smashed. Anyone who wants to join me, feel free."
[18:07] * Zo mutters something about children, demons and rabbits.
[18:07] < Oren_Camala> "Hey, the first time I killed someone was when I was 8. I know from personal experience that children are dangerous."
[18:07] * Leon_Sernia goes up the stairs.
[18:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is an inscription on the floor: Have blind faith and keep in the direction from which you had come, and you shall surely attain the goal.
[18:07] < Kyann> "Mine was when I was twelve."
[18:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The floor *appears* to be empty.
[18:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Err... the whole level, that is.
[18:08] < Moland> "I nominate someone else to walk straight ahead with their eyes closed."
[18:08] < Kyann> "But that doesn't mean we shouldn't let the lucky kids who can be kids live normally.:
[18:08] < Zo> "Mine was when I started with the Guild."
[18:08] < Gerard> "They attacked without warning and without provocation. And by their strange emotions they were obviously not human. End of discussion..."
[18:08] < Kyann> "Forget it."
[18:08] < Leon_Sernia> "Can we please get on with the FUCKING MISSION!? We can exchange stories later!"
[18:08] < Oren_Camala> "Right."
[18:08] * Gerard reads over the strange inscription...
[18:08] < Gerard> "Direction from which you had come..."
[18:08] * Oren_Camala shoves Gerard straight out from the direction in which we started.
[18:08] < Zo> "Somebody needs a nap."
[18:09] * Moland helps.
[18:09] < Oren_Camala> "Get moving poor boy."
[18:09] < Leon_Sernia> "..."
[18:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Note: You had advanced West onto the campers
[18:09] < Leon_Sernia> "...let's go west."
[18:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard encounters pure darkness. He cannot see anything, even with his eyes open.
[18:09] * Gerard dodges away from the push
[18:09] < Gerard> "Do that again and you'll regret it, punk!"
[18:09] < Zo> "What do you see?"
[18:09] < Gerard> ((so, no, I didn't move forward!))
[18:10] < Oren_Camala> Fine.
[18:10] < Gerard> ((i didn't see anything...he didn't push me!))
[18:10] < Moland> "You people all suck."
[18:10] * Kyann is strangely silent.
[18:10] * Moland walks forward to the West.
[18:10] < Leon_Sernia> "In case none of you realized it, there are still PEOPLE defending the keep! The longer we take, the more people may die!"
[18:10] < Kyann> (AFK Grrrrrrrrrrrr.)
[18:10] < Gerard> "I am happy to fight by your side...but you do not lay hands upon me"
[18:10] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland encounters pure pitch-black darkness and cannot see anything.
[18:10] * Moland keeps going in a straight line.
[18:10] * Leon_Sernia just keeps going west.
[18:11] * Gerard turns around and follows after moland
[18:11] * Zo is trying to figure out what to do
[18:11] < Moland> "Don't make me shoot you fuckers. Let's roll. God-DAMN I'm tired of waiting."
[18:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo, do you figure out what to do?
[18:11] * Moland pockets his hipflask and keeps going.
[18:12] < Gerard> "This way, Zo...just keep moving west..."
[18:12] * Zo follows Gerard closely
[18:12] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You suddenly discover yourselves all in a tiny room. Three Mucketeers (humanoid mud people) close in from all sides!
[18:12] < Oren_Camala> "... Doesn't it say to keep in the direction "from which we came"?"
[18:12] < Zo> "It's really dark. Great place for an ambush."
[18:12] < Oren_Camala> "Nevermind."
[18:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: Solis:9 Moland:18 YanYan:14 RedNinja:14 Pucelle:14 Hal:14 Gerard:14 Kyann:12 Oren:11 Leon:11 ZoDasha:10
[18:13] < Moland> "I hate you all."
[18:13] * Leon_Sernia is silent. And pissed. He is ready to shoot the first mucketeer that comes close.
[18:13] * Zo sighs and cracks her whip.
[18:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[18:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That SPD is good for you, it seems.
[18:13] < Moland> I MS YanYan
[18:13] < Moland> ...and go, it seems.
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yes, it goes off.
[18:14] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[18:14] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You fail.
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> YanYan responds by running up to Moland and releasing some Noxious Fumes.
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:14] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12
[18:14] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12: 6 ( Total: 18 )
[18:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland HP: 69 / 74
[18:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:15] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[18:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland now also suffers from Sleep (4)
[18:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Ninja slashes at YanYan
[18:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:15] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 76 ( Total: 76 )
[18:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And hits.
[18:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d8+20
[18:16] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d8+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[18:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal's deck shows him: HP: 16 / 36
[18:16] < Kyann> ((Back. Damn roommtes!)
[18:16] < Kyann> (...Damn non typing ability)
[18:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Pucelle attacks Hal
[18:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:16] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
[18:16] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And hits.
[18:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d12+12
[18:17] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d12+12: 12 ( Total: 24 )
[18:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal: HP: 46 / 61
[18:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal's turn.
[18:17] < Hal_Dyson> I use Red Feast...
[18:17] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[18:17] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 2
[18:18] < Hal_Dyson> on Pucelle.
[18:18] < Hal_Dyson> ooh.
[18:18] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal MP: 35 / 42
[18:18] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Roll damage.
[18:18] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+11
[18:18] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+11 ) 15
[18:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal's HPs were maxed out!
[18:19] < Hal_Dyson> 30 damage because of crit.
[18:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Pucelle: HP: 12 / 36
[18:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I subtracted ARM.
[18:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard.
[18:19] < Gerard> ((Solis is the only uninjured mud man?))
[18:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Correct.
[18:20] * Gerard rushes forward and attacks the first figure (Solis)
[18:20] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[18:20] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 58 ( Total: 58 )
[18:20] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[18:20] < Gerard> !roll 1d8+10
[18:20] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d8+10: 4 ( Total: 14 )
[18:20] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[18:20] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[18:20] < Gerard> ((for sleeper effect))
[18:21] < Gerard> ((second attack now))
[18:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Solis is now alseep (4)
[18:21] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[18:21] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[18:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The second attack misses.
[18:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann
[18:22] * Kyann finishes off Pucelle with a clean axe stroke.
[18:22] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[18:22] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 18 ( Total: 18 )
[18:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[18:22] < Kyann> ((And almost crits.))
[18:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I swear, Highwind hates us.
[18:22] < Kyann> !roll 1d12+30
[18:22] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d12+30: 4 ( Total: 34 )
[18:22] < Kyann> (I think I killed it without rolling, heh)
[18:22] < Oren_Camala> ((Highwind loves me when I GM. :D))
[18:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yes, you did.
[18:23] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren
[18:23] < Oren_Camala> ((I lost track of which mudmen got hit and are still standing. >.>))
[18:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> YanYan and Solis still stand. Except that Solis can sleep while standing up.
[18:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> BTW, their names were taken from my three Prinnies of Disgaea.
[18:24] * Oren_Camala takes careful aim at YanYan, shouldering his rifle and trying to figure out what part of a MudMan is vital. (Charge +10%)
[18:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon.
[18:24] < SSFSX17[GMing]> By the way, they're called Mucketeers.
[18:25] * Leon_Sernia notices Oren aiming, so Leon shoots Solis instead.
[18:25] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[18:25] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 23 ( Total: 23 )
[18:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hit.
[18:25] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[18:25] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 8 ( Total: 35 )
[18:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Solis dies.
[18:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo Dasha
[18:25] * Zo snaps her whip at YanYan's neck
[18:26] < Zo> !roll d100
[18:26] < Highwind> Zo - d100: 97 ( Total: 97 )
[18:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss.
[18:26] < Zo> okay, so aiming for the neck is a no go)
[18:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> YanYan releases some noxious fumes at Oren.
[18:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:26] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[18:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d6+12,200%
[18:26] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d6+12,200%: 4 ( Total: 32.0 )
[18:27] < Oren_Camala> (Pat, didn't YanYan act already this round?)
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh, wait, that was Solis.
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I got really confused.
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Regardless, Oren HP: 56 / 73
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:27] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[18:27] < Oren_Camala> (But Solis just died.)
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> AWW, wait a minute.
[18:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Something is really wrong.
[18:27] < Leon_Sernia> ((Leon_Sernia patpats the evil GM))
[18:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Jeez, I forgot to remove him from the battle order.
[18:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> So Oren's charge goes off.
[18:28] < Oren_Camala> (And my HP? ;-)
[18:28] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d8+39,110%
[18:28] < Highwind> Oren_Camala - 1d8+39,110%: 7 ( Total: 50.6 )
[18:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> He dies.
[18:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Your HP is 72/73
[18:28] < Gerard> ((GenLeon looks up from his TV..."Hey, I think I got it to glitch!"))
[18:28] < Oren_Camala> "Bang."
[18:29] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 3#1d100
[18:29] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 3#1d100(1): 37 ( Total: 37 )
[18:29] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 3#1d100(2): 75 ( Total: 75 )
[18:29] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 3#1d100(3): 9 ( Total: 9 )
[18:29] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 121
[18:29] < Leon_Sernia> ((So close.))
[18:29] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You find a tincture and three ethers.
[18:29] * Gerard cues the victory music
[18:29] * Leon_Sernia clears his throat and takes a swig of water.
[18:30] < Zo> "I'll claim and Ether or two."
[18:30] * Oren_Camala reholsters his rifle.
[18:30] < Moland> "I'll take one. I owe someone."
[18:30] < Leon_Sernia> "Hm. I don't need any of those."
[18:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> What are you going to DO with an Ether?
[18:30] < Hal_Dyson> I'll take an ether...
[18:30] < Moland> ((Wrap it with a bow and send it off to Zowar))
[18:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> I meant, Oren. What is Oren going to do with an Ether?
[18:31] < Oren_Camala> "Sell it to the highest bidder."
[18:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That leaves a Tincture.
[18:31] < Zo> "I'll take it."
[18:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs going up. Do you take them?
[18:32] < Leon_Sernia> ((Yes.))
[18:32] < Zo> yeppers)
[18:32] < Gerard> yes
[18:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The inscription on the floor is: Do unto others as they would do unto you.
[18:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The floor is all open, except for stairs two spaces west and four statues surrounding it.
[18:32] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[18:32] < Kyann> "I hate whoever built this place with a burning passion."
[18:33] * Gerard backs up, keeping a close eye on Oren
[18:33] < Zo> "Oh my..."
[18:33] < Hal_Dyson> what are the statues like?
[18:33] < Leon_Sernia> "...this does not bode well."
[18:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The statue to the north of the stairs is of a guy wearing heavy armor, a shield, and a sword.
[18:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The statue to the east of the stairs (and west of you) is of a guy wearing a turban, robes, a shield, and a sword.
[18:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The statue to the south of the stairs is of a hooded robed figure.
[18:33] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The statue to the west of the stairs is of a thief with a knife.
[18:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:34] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[18:34] * Moland walks to the statue in heavy armour.
[18:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Red Ninja instinctively walks over to the thief and flashes it.
[18:34] < Leon_Sernia> "It looks like they could kill us. Hey, wait a minute..."
[18:34] < Hal_Dyson> ((which explains the four classes needed))
[18:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:34] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 42 ( Total: 42 )
[18:34] < Oren_Camala> "Whoa baby."
[18:34] < Kyann> "Hell-lo!"
[18:34] < Zo> Zo walks over and smacks the Red Ninja :P)
[18:34] < Hal_Dyson> "Mm... nice"
[18:34] * Leon_Sernia blushes. But only a bit.
[18:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The statue transforms into a bird-man with a knife.
[18:35] * Zo inspects the hooded figure.
[18:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> But the bird-man with a knife is still a statue.
[18:35] * Kyann inspects the armored statue.
[18:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The armored statue is just that: A statue of a guy wearing heavy armor, a shield, and a sword.
[18:35] < Oren_Camala> "I don't see any statues of a guy with a gun... I'm out of ideas."
[18:36] < Zo> "I might need to cast a spell on the statue."
[18:36] * Kyann taps it with his axe. "I wonder what did that. I'm not goiung to show it my package."
[18:36] < Moland> "Jump the mofo."
[18:36] < Leon_Sernia> "Then just hit the thing, Kyann. It's what you do."
[18:37] < Oren_Camala> "Don't. Remember the inscription?"
[18:37] < Zo> "It says we have to do what others will do to us."
[18:37] < Moland> "I don't see any gems on these puppies."
[18:37] < Kyann> "It's a statue."
[18:37] < Leon_Sernia> "Right. I meant the armored one."
[18:37] < Moland> "Fine. Hit it then. Gently."
[18:37] * Kyann whacks the atatue upside the head with his axe.
[18:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The armored statue transforms into an insectoid creature with one arm replaced by a sword and the other arm replaced by a shield.
[18:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Roll damage.
[18:38] < Oren_Camala> "..."
[18:38] < Kyann> !roll 1d12+30
[18:38] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d12+30: 9 ( Total: 39 )
[18:38] < Moland> "You shoulda punched it. Gently."
[18:38] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That leaves two statues.
[18:38] < Kyann> "It's obvious what is going to happen."
[18:38] < Oren_Camala> "Or gave it a big fuzzy kiss."
[18:38] < Kyann> The other two will change and then they'll attack us."
[18:39] < Kyann> "Whoever made this one is boring and uncreative."
[18:39] < Moland> "I liked the treasure from the last one. Gems are fun."
[18:39] < Zo> "Yeah. But how do we change them? It seems like a waste to Call Siren just to get attacked."
[18:39] < Oren_Camala> "Give it a tincture?"
[18:39] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Note: Siren is still a Group attack, IIRC.
[18:39] < Kyann> "I still have mine."
[18:39] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, then, who else can use magic?"
[18:40] < Moland> "Summon the bitch."
[18:40] < Oren_Camala> "... Hal."
[18:40] < Moland> Get Siren to hit it with something gentle."
[18:40] * Zo gives Moland the stink eye.
[18:40] * Oren_Camala admires Zo while she's doing that.
[18:40] * Hal_Dyson is busy poking the Turbaned statue.
[18:40] * Zo pretends she can't feel Oren's admiration.
[18:41] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Turbaned statue is wearing some moderately heavy armor underneath.
[18:41] * Zo Summons Siren.
[18:41] * Zo is now known as Siren
[18:42] < Oren_Camala> "Why does this feel like a trap?"
[18:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Hal? Maybe you should try that punch thing you have on the statue."
[18:42] < Leon_Sernia> "Because it probably is."
[18:42] * Siren slaps the statue.
[18:42] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Roll damage.
[18:42] !roll d6+8
[18:42] < Highwind> Siren - d6+8: 6 ( Total: 14 )
[18:42] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The mage statue transforms into a strange plant thing
[18:43] < Oren_Camala> "Maybe we should NOT BE VIOLENT to the statues?"
[18:44] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The turbaned statue remains.
[18:44] < Leon_Sernia> ((It's all you, Hal.))
[18:44] < Moland> ((Hug it))
[18:44] < Oren_Camala> "We're all going to die."
[18:45] * Hal_Dyson goblin punches the statue
[18:45] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[18:45] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 34
[18:45] * Moland hugs the insectioid.
[18:45] < Leon_Sernia> "Well, get ready to do down fighting, then."
[18:45] * Leon_Sernia gets his rifle ready.
[18:45] < Kyann> "Already there."
[18:45] * Siren holds her harp in preparation
[18:46] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Roll damage.
[18:46] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+11
[18:46] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+11 ) 16
[18:47] < SSFSX17[GMing]> It transforms into a dragon that can walk like a man.
[18:47] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs going up. Do you take them?
[18:47] < Kyann> "Huh. No fight. Oh well."
[18:47] < Leon_Sernia> "So, do you want to go up?"
[18:47] < Oren_Camala> Hell. Yes.
[18:48] * Kyann goes up.
[18:48] * Oren_Camala bolts up the stairs.
[18:48] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The moment you step on the stairs, the monsters rush you!
[18:48] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: RedNinja:9 Banger:9 Coherer:30 Gerard:16 ZoDasha:14 Moland:14 Leon:14 Crasher:14 Oren:12 Hal:12 Slider:11 Kyann:11
[18:48] * Siren grins
[18:48] am I Siren or Zo?)
[18:48] < Kyann> "I'll be a monkey's uncle."
[18:48] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You're Zo's init, but of course you use Siren.
[18:48] < Oren_Camala> "I saw this coming. Why me?"
[18:48] k)
[18:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The dragon looks into Hal's eyes and shoots lasers
[18:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[18:49] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
[18:49] < Kyann> "Who's surprised? 'cause I ain't."
[18:49] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d8+28
[18:49] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d8+28: 5 ( Total: 33 )
[18:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal HP: 41 / 61
[18:50] * Hal_Dyson prepares to learn laser eyes. and be hurt in the process.
[18:50] < Oren_Camala> "... Could have just walked up the stairs without waking the statues up?"
[18:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal's sensor detects that the Dragon: HP: 3 / 56
[18:50] < Hal_Dyson> woah! is it the same level as me?
[18:50] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yeah.
[18:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard.
[18:51] * Gerard rushes the strange plant looking thing that used to be a mage statue
[18:51] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[18:51] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[18:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss the first time.
[18:51] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[18:51] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[18:51] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You also miss the second time.
[18:52] < Gerard> ((geez!!))
[18:52] < Kyann> (Fuck me in the ear,)
[18:52] < Oren_Camala> ((*Gerard falls down on his ass.))
[18:52] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Siren.
[18:52] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oka-- I mean, no!))
[18:52] * Siren uses her Lunatic Voice on Crasher
[18:53] * Gerard trips as he approaches, fouling up both his attacks, but remains on his feet
[18:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Roll damage.
[18:53] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And chance to Confuse.
[18:53] !roll d6+24
[18:53] < Highwind> Siren - d6+24: 2 ( Total: 26 )
[18:53] !roll d100
[18:53] < Highwind> Siren - d100: 32 ( Total: 32 )
[18:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[18:54] < Oren_Camala> (Lunatic Voice has a CT you know.)
[18:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Wait, lemme think...
[18:54] < SSFSX17[GMing]> No wonder. I didn't see the CT in Siren's sheet.
[18:55] < Oren_Camala> ((The CT is for *all* Summon abilities that have no MP cost.))
[18:55] sorry. I knew I was forgeting something :( )
[18:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((How much?))
[18:55] that has an MP cost)
[18:55] < Moland> I shall shoot the 'Coheror'
[18:55] < Oren_Camala> ((6))
[18:55] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[18:55] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[18:55] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You hit.
[18:56] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[18:56] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 2 ( Total: 35 )
[18:56] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ...And it probably dies, too.
[18:56] < Oren_Camala> ((The Summon ability costs 75% of the Summoned Beast's standard MP cost and carries a CT of 6. -- By MP cost I meant an actual spell.))
[18:56] oh)
[18:56] well I'm updating it now)
[18:57] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon
[18:57] * Leon_Sernia shoots at the slider.
[18:57] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[18:57] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[18:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You hit.
[18:58] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[18:58] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 3 ( Total: 30 )
[18:58] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Slider is no longer Charmed.
[18:58] < Leon_Sernia> ((Crap. Forgot about that.))
[18:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Crasher runs at Leon, disconnects its arms, and tries to hit Gerard with the stumps
[18:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 2#1d100
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 2#1d100(1): 65 ( Total: 65 )
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 2#1d100(2): 38 ( Total: 38 )
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 103
[18:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 2#1d6+14
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 2#1d6+14(1): 6 ( Total: 20 )
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 2#1d6+14(2): 1 ( Total: 15 )
[18:59] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 35
[18:59] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard: HP: 63 / 84
[19:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren.
[19:00] < Oren_Camala> Shoot the Slider.
[19:00] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d100
[19:00] < Highwind> Oren_Camala - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[19:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[19:00] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d12+39
[19:00] < Highwind> Oren_Camala - 1d12+39: 4 ( Total: 43 )
[19:00] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Slider dies.
[19:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal.
[19:01] < Hal_Dyson> I attack the dragon.
[19:01] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d100
[19:01] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d100 ) 18
[19:01] < Hal_Dyson> !dice 1d6+11
[19:01] < Highwind> ( Hal_Dyson - 1d6+11 ) 16
[19:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You hit the corpse.
[19:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Coherer is now at some amount of negative HPs.
[19:01] < Hal_Dyson> the Dragon was the Coherer?
[19:01] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann.
[19:03] < Kyann> What's still standing?
[19:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Crasher and the Slider.
[19:03] < Oren_Camala> (I just killed the Slider.)
[19:03] < Leon_Sernia> ((Slider died.))
[19:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh, wait.
[19:03] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Crasher and Banger.
[19:03] < Kyann> Either unwounded?
[19:03] Siren's targeting the Crasher)
[19:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> No, both have been hit before.
[19:04] * Kyann attacks the Banger.
[19:04] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[19:04] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 94 ( Total: 94 )
[19:04] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You miss, but you almost hit.
[19:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Red Ninja slashes at the Banger.
[19:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[19:05] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 89 ( Total: 89 )
[19:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And misses.
[19:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Banger casts Sleep on Oren.
[19:05] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[19:05] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
[19:06] < SSFSX17[GMing]> But misses.
[19:06] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Siren.
[19:06] !roll d6+24
[19:06] < Highwind> Siren - d6+24: 5 ( Total: 29 )
[19:06] !roll d100
[19:06] < Highwind> Siren - d100: 55 ( Total: 55 )
[19:06] * Aramor has joined #generica
[19:06] * Aramor is now known as GERG
[19:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> New round.
[19:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: RedNinja:7 Moland:21 Leon:18 Oren:17 Crasher:16 ZoDasha:15 Kyann:15 Gerard:12 Banger:12 Hal:11
[19:07] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland.
[19:07] < Kyann> ((I'm filling in for Moland, while random is AFK))
[19:08] is the Crasher confused?)
[19:08] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Yes.
[19:08] k)
[19:08] < Kyann> Moland shoots the Banger. Hard.
[19:08] < Kyann> !roll 1d100
[19:08] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d100: 1 ( Total: 1 )
[19:08] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[19:08] < SSFSX17[GMing]> To say the least.
[19:08] < Kyann> Damn right.
[19:08] < Kyann> !roll 1d12+33,200%
[19:09] < Highwind> Kyann - 1d12+33,200%: 11 ( Total: 88.0 )
[19:09] < Kyann> *BLAM*
[19:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Banger has been vanquished.
[19:09] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon
[19:09] * Leon_Sernia will shoot at the crasher, there being no other enemy left.
[19:09] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d100
[19:09] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
[19:10] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hit.
[19:10] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d12+27
[19:10] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d12+27: 3 ( Total: 30 )
[19:10] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Crasher dies.
[19:10] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 4#1d100
[19:10] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(1): 33 ( Total: 33 )
[19:10] < Oren_Camala> "Nice shooting."
[19:10] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(2): 33 ( Total: 33 )
[19:10] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(3): 69 ( Total: 69 )
[19:10] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 4#1d100(4): 91 ( Total: 91 )
[19:10] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - Total: 226
[19:10] < Leon_Sernia> "Thanks."
[19:10] * Gerard cues the victory music
[19:10] < Leon_Sernia> "Oh, you meant the other guy."
[19:10] * Siren Siren plays it per Gerard's request.
[19:11] < Leon_Sernia> "That was pretty amazing."
[19:11] < Oren_Camala> "Both of you."
[19:11] < Kyann> Moland gives a thumbs up.
[19:11] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You find a tonic, a potion, a tincture, an ether, an antidote, and an eyedrop.
[19:11] * Kyann picks up the eyedrop and looks around. "Anyone mind?"
[19:11] * Siren reaches for the Ether
[19:11] < Oren_Camala> "I'll take that potion."
[19:11] * Gerard is still disgusted with himself, and ignores the assortment of items
[19:11] < Leon_Sernia> "I'll take the tonic."
[19:12] < Oren_Camala> "Boss, you should take the antidote too to replenish your supply for future profit."
[19:12] < Kyann> "...I'll take that as a no."
[19:12] just lemme know when I need to change back)
[19:12] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That leaves a tincture and an antidote.
[19:13] * Oren_Camala throws the tincture to Hal and the antidote to Leon.
[19:13] < Oren_Camala> "Let's go."
[19:13] < Leon_Sernia> "Might as well. And you don't have to call me boss, Oren. You're not on my clock."
[19:13] < Leon_Sernia> "At least, not yet."
[19:13] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There are stairs leading up. Do you take them?
[19:13] < Gerard> "Well, shall we go?"
[19:14] < Moland> ((Back))
[19:14] < Leon_Sernia> "Yeah." 6Leon_sernia heads up the stairs.
[19:14] < Moland> "Onwards and upwards folks."
[19:14] < Kyann> "Right."
[19:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The inscription here is: What you seek is beneath where you are.
[19:14] * GERG has left #generica
[19:14] * Siren follows
[19:14] < SSFSX17[GMing]> There is a door leading east.
[19:14] * Hal_Dyson goes back down stares.
[19:15] < Leon_Sernia> "Want to take a quick check back downstairs?"
[19:15] < SSFSX17[GMing]> This flight of stairs seems to have been twice as tall as previous flights of stairs.
[19:15] < Oren_Camala> "I wonder if our large and well muscled friend could knock a hole in the floor?"
[19:15] * Gerard backtracks halfway down the stairs and searches
[19:16] < Gerard> "If that's what's needed, sure..."
[19:16] < Kyann> "Of cou.... oh, him."
[19:16] < Oren_Camala> "I was talking about Kyann, not you poor boy."
[19:16] * Gerard glares at Oren again but doesn't reply
[19:16] < Oren_Camala> "Although you're certainly welcome to join the floor smacking fun."
[19:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> You know... there is a door east of the stairs after you go up what seems to be *two* flights.
[19:17] * Hal_Dyson goes in that door.
[19:17] * Gerard returns, having not found anything
[19:17] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal suddenly falls into a pool of water
[19:17] < Gerard> "Maybe we should take the door...er...follow Hal"
[19:18] * Leon_Sernia hears the splash.
[19:18] < Oren_Camala> "Did anyone else hear a splash?
[19:18] < Gerard> "I think that was Hal..."
[19:18] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal can see that, submerged under the water, there are doors leading north, west, and south
[19:18] < Leon_Sernia> "Yep."
[19:18] * Gerard follows him
[19:18] < Hal_Dyson> "Or maybe not!" calls a very damp hal.
[19:18] < Moland> "Anyone good at holding their breath?
[19:18] < Kyann> "As good as any I suppose."
[19:18] < Hal_Dyson> anything else in the room? after all.. .a submerged room... bound to be something interesting...
[19:19] < Oren_Camala> "No, but we don't have much choice it would seem."
[19:19] < Gerard> "Maybe...dunno, never really had the need before..."
[19:19] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oh yeah. Kyann is now afflicted with Curse and Silence.
[19:19] * Siren disappears and is replaced by Zo who quickly drinks a couple of Tinctures.
[19:19] * Siren is now known as Zo
[19:19] * Leon_Sernia sighs and gets ready to go into the water.
[19:19] < Zo> "I can't swim."
[19:20] < Oren_Camala> "You can hold onto me."
[19:20] < Oren_Camala> ((>.> <.<))
[19:20] < Leon_Sernia> "Neither can I."
[19:20] * Zo blinks at Oren's comment.
[19:21] < Oren_Camala> "Sorry Leon, I don't think I could carry two while swimming."
[19:21] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The Ninja grabs Leon and jumps into the water with him
[19:21] < Zo> "Okay..."
[19:21] < Leon_Sernia> "Didn't think so. Anybody else who can swim?"
[19:22] * Oren_Camala gently wraps his arm around Zo and the pair dive into the water.
[19:22] < Leon_Sernia> "I think we may need to go west, by the way. Under where we are, so under this room."
[19:22] < Hal_Dyson> how deep is the water?
[19:22] * Gerard raises his hand (already in the water)
[19:22] < Moland> "Swimming is not my thing."
[19:22] < Leon_Sernia> "Good. Gerard, you're now my swim buddy."
[19:22] * Gerard nods at Leon
[19:22] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The water is a full floor deep
[19:22] * Zo clings to Oren for dear life
[19:23] * Oren_Camala is enjoying this.
[19:23] < Gerard> "Kyann, you want to assist our moogle friend?"
[19:23] * Leon_Sernia goes into the water. He immediately starts to feel sick...
[19:23] < Leon_Sernia> "I... hate... water... (ulp)"
[19:23] * Kyann gives Gerard the eye.
[19:23] < Oren_Camala> I don't think Kyann likes the water.
[19:23] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon experiences Curse and Silence.
[19:23] < Oren_Camala> +" +" :p
[19:23] < Gerard> "Oh..."
[19:24] * Leon_Sernia looks sorry. As much as he can, anyway.
[19:24] < Kyann> "Shut up."
[19:24] * Hal_Dyson opens the west door.
[19:24] < Kyann> "I'm.... fine."
[19:25] < Oren_Camala> ((Hey Leon, you're swimming with the Ninja. Get your aquatic freak on.))
[19:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal sees a boot and a switch through the door
[19:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> It appears to be a simple throw-switch
[19:25] * Hal_Dyson examines the boot.
[19:25] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The boot suddenly kicks Hal in the face!
[19:25] < Leon_Sernia> ((Oh. Right. Ninjas can swim.))
[19:26] < Moland> ((Put. The. Boot. On. The. Switch.))
[19:26] < Oren_Camala> ((...))
[19:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d12+30
[19:26] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d12+30: 1 ( Total: 31 )
[19:26] < Hal_Dyson> ((but it kicked me!))
[19:26] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Battle order: Underseaboot:52 Underseaboot:17(EI) Moland:17 Leon:16 Gerard:16 ZoDasha:13 Oren:13 RedNinja:11 Kyann:11 Hal:10
[19:26] < Oren_Camala> "Zo, hold your breath."
[19:27] * Gerard follows Hal into the room (allowing the Ninja to assist Leon)
[19:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The boot then zooms around underwater and kicks everyone in the face!
[19:27] < Leon_Sernia> ((Wow.))
[19:27] * Oren_Camala dives down with Zo to see what's happening.
[19:27] * Zo nods
[19:27] < Oren_Camala> (Ouch.)
[19:27] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d12+18
[19:27] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d12+18: 7 ( Total: 25 )
[19:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard HP: 49 / 84
[19:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Zo Dasha HP: 41 / 55
[19:28] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hal HP: 3 / 61
[19:29] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon HP: 37 / 56
[19:29] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Red Ninja HP: 61 / 80
[19:29] < Gerard> "Damnable boot!"
[19:29] < Oren_Camala> "blurble blurb blurble!"
[19:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland HP: 58 / 74
[19:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Kyann: HP: 45 / 58
[19:30] < Gerard> ((are moland and kyann even with us? aren't they still on dry land?))
[19:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren HP: 63/ 73
[19:30] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((They were? I dunno.))
[19:31] < Moland> (I was underwater)
[19:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((I kinda assume that everyone joins in))
[19:31] < Gerard> ((okay...i guess nevermind))
[19:31] < Leon_Sernia> ((I think Kyann is, too.))
[19:31] < Leon_Sernia> ((The Curse and Silence.))
[19:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The boot then kicks Oren in the balls!
[19:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[19:31] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 35 ( Total: 35 )
[19:31] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren is now at 1 HP.
[19:32] < Oren_Camala> "BLURBLE!"
[19:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Moland
[19:32] * Zo looks sympathetically at Oren.
[19:32] * Leon_Sernia winces.
[19:32] < Gerard> ((it's the Munchkin Boot of Death and Mayhem!))
[19:32] < SSFSX17[GMing]> ((Not quite))
[19:33] * Oren_Camala fishes out his rifle - good thing bullets pack their own oxidant in shell.
[19:33] < Moland> "Do you know what my least favourite food in the world is?
[19:33] * Leon_Sernia points to the switch.
[19:34] < Moland> "Apples."
[19:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> So, um. Moland's turn.
[19:34] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[19:34] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 75 ( Total: 75 )
[19:34] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Hits.
[19:35] < Moland> !roll 1d12+33
[19:35] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12+33: 1 ( Total: 34 )
[19:35] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Leon
[19:35] < Zo> brb, if it's my turn, use a Potion on Oren if he doesn't heal. if he does, hit the boot)
[19:36] * Leon_Sernia is debating between helping Oren and pulling the switch.
[19:36] * Leon_Sernia decides to try and pull the switch.
[19:36] < Gerard> "Try the switch..."
[19:36] < Oren_Camala> "blurble"
[19:36] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Suddenly, the whole environment flashes brightly, then turns to normal again
[19:36] < Oren_Camala> "blurb?!"
[19:36] < Leon_Sernia> "?"
[19:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Gerard
[19:37] * Gerard attacks the boot
[19:37] < Gerard> !roll 1d100
[19:37] < Highwind> Gerard - 1d100: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[19:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The boot suddenly falls apart
[19:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> !roll 1d100
[19:37] < Highwind> SSFSX17[GMing] - 1d100: 100 ( Total: 100 )
[19:37] < SSFSX17[GMing]> And you find a measly Potion inside of it.
[19:37] < Oren_Camala> "blurbfucker"
[19:38] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Oren, do you drink the Potion?
[19:38] * Gerard hands the potion to Oren
[19:38] < Oren_Camala> I drink the damn potion, and some of the environs too.
[19:39] < SSFSX17[GMing]> After backtracking to the exit of the tower, you see Halmaron's soldiers advancing with haste and not even stopping to pick up enemy supplies left behind. They appear to be happy.
[19:40] < Gerard> "What happened here?"
[19:40] < Oren_Camala> "... That was it?"
[19:40] < Zo> back)
[19:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> "The zombies disappeared! The zombies disappeared!"
[19:40] < Moland> "Now I'm just confused."
[19:40] < Leon_Sernia> "That seemed pretty quick."
[19:40] < SSFSX17[GMing]> "Let's kill their ninjas!"
[19:40] < Leon_Sernia> "Great!"
[19:40] < Gerard> ((the boot is dead, we're back in the keep))
[19:40] < Gerard> "That's wonderful."
[19:40] < Hal_Dyson> the boot controlled the zombies?
[19:41] < Kyann> "Well... a job well done, I guess."
[19:41] < Zo> "Bizzare."
[19:41] < Gerard> "Maybe that strange flash of light..."
[19:41] < Leon_Sernia> "Wait! The red ninja is on our side. Just so we're clear on that."
[19:41] < SSFSX17[GMing]> No, Hal, the switch did.
[19:41] < Oren_Camala> "I'm not going to ask questions."
[19:41] < Gerard> "I must say though, that was one of the most bizaare experiences of my life..."
[19:41] < Leon_Sernia> "I've had worse."
[19:41] < Oren_Camala> "Yes."
[19:41] < SSFSX17[GMing]> The General hath given the party a grand total of 11972 XP (not split up yet) and 2835 Gil (not split up yet either)
[19:42] < Oren_Camala> "I just hope we get paid a lot."
[19:42] < Leon_Sernia> (...)
[19:42] < Leon_Sernia> (...)
[19:42] * Kyann just heads off somewhere alone.
[19:42] * Leon_Sernia thanks the general, then decides to look for the closest bar.
[19:42] < SSFSX17[GMing]> That's 1710 XP per person, 405 Gil per person
[19:43] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Since that's so generous, I'll decide not to give RP bonuses.
[19:43] < Gerard> shucks...
[19:43] < SSFSX17[GMing]> Now I'll get to work on the session results
[19:43] < Zo> lol, I leveled up regardless :D)
[19:43] < Gerard> thanks for a great session, if a bit strange... :)
[19:43] < Hal_Dyson> That almost makes up for the boot ^^.
[19:43] * Leon_Sernia has gained a level!
[19:43] < Gerard> did pulling the switch kill the boot too?
[19:44] < Zo> definately
[19:44] < Zo> !roll d10
[19:44] < Highwind> Zo - d10: 9 ( Total: 9 )
[19:44] < Zo> !roll d6
[19:44] < Highwind> Zo - d6: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[19:44] * Hal_Dyson almost doubled his HP.
[19:44] < Hal_Dyson> *EXP
[19:44] < Gerard> oh sure, zo, highwind likes you!!
[19:44] < Moland> !roll 1d100
[19:44] < Highwind> Moland - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[19:44] < Zo> :D
[19:44] < Moland> arr
[19:44] < Moland> !roll 1d8
[19:44] < Highwind> Moland - 1d8: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[19:44] < Hal_Dyson> Heh.
[19:45] < Leon_Sernia> !roll 1d8+3
[19:45] < Highwind> Leon_Sernia - 1d8+3: 6 ( Total: 9 )
[19:45] < Leon_Sernia> ((A lot better, this time.))
[19:45] < Gerard> well thanks all, it was fun
[19:45] < Moland> !roll 1d12
[19:45] < Highwind> Moland - 1d12: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[19:45] < Oren_Camala> Yay! Gained a level.
[19:45] < Gerard> ah yes, so did i apparently
[19:46] < Kyann> YAY LEVEL 5
[19:46] < Leon_Sernia> Yay us!
[19:46] < Gerard> level 5 here too! yes!!
[19:47] < Zo> level 5 too
[19:47] < Gerard> of course, with that much XP, i would expect everyone to level up like that
[19:47] < Oren_Camala> !roll 1d10
[19:47] < Highwind> Oren_Camala - 1d10: 10 ( Total: 10 )
[19:47] < Leon_Sernia> You know, thanks to the keep, I think Leon went from next-to last to next-to-first, XP-wise.
[19:47] < Oren_Camala> Hot damn.
[19:48] < Gerard> well, gotta run, it's been fun...later daze!
[19:49] * Gerard is now known as GenLeon
[19:49] * Leon_Sernia unloads the rifle and puts on a t-shirt
[19:49] * Leon_Sernia is now known as Newbie_X
[19:49] < Zo> bye
[19:49] < GenLeon> bye
[19:49] * GenLeon has left #generica
[19:49] < Newbie_X> See ya.
[19:49] * SSFSX17[GMing] is now known as SSFSX17
[19:50] * Hal_Dyson is now known as Morgan
[19:50] * Morgan has left #Generica
[19:50] < Zo> I'll catch you guys later. ciao
[19:51] * Zo has quit IRC (Quit: )
[19:51] < Newbie_X> Bye.
[19:51] < SSFSX17> BTW, new battle lines have been drawn... and they're not the same as the keep's wall anymore.
[19:51] < Newbie_X> Please explain.
[19:53] < SSFSX17> The enemy has discovered its zombie supply non-existent, so they had to bolster their forces with more Elites.
[19:53] < Oren_Camala> And Ninja. >.>
[19:53] < SSFSX17> However, the keep is no longer surrounded.
[19:53] < SSFSX17> So you can *LEAVE*!
[19:53] < Newbie_X> Yay!
[19:56] < SSFSX17> And we can go do that quest tomorrow or next weekend!
[19:56] < Newbie_X> Um... maybe!
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