[20:12] <Aldante_Fax> Time to make the other bosses, then.
[20:12] <Aldante_Fax> Er.
[20:12] <Tetra> OMG I HAVE OVER 1K GIL ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE.
[20:12] <Aldante_Fax> I mean.
[20:13] <Aldante_Fax> Wtf is my computer doing?
[20:13] * Koreyan looks at his Gil
[20:13] * Aldante_Fax kicks.
[20:13] * Ceol would have more but he has to spend lots of money on food >_>
[20:13] * Yvalphone hasn't spent a dime since they left
[20:13] <Carson> Back
[20:13] <Nachttier> Okay, sent it. I finally revised my Lores to be in line with the actual rules. :p
[20:13] <Aldante_Fax> k.
[20:14] <Koreyan> Hmm. Eh, I'll do that after we finish that arc. I think I was planning on doing that at some point, but never did.
[20:14] <Nachttier> Those new rules gave me way too many points to spend.
[20:15] <Nachttier> I had to like dip into my magic lore bag to come up with things.
[20:15] <Yvalphone> ditto
[20:15] <Aldante_Fax> I demand to know why Litestep is being a fat bitch.
[20:16] <Janos> Because Jesus hates you.
[20:17] <Aldante_Fax> I know a self-proclaimed Jesus.
[20:17] <Aldante_Fax> He smells, but he don't hate me.
[20:17] <Koreyan> I found JEsus. He's in little pieces in my closet.
[20:17] <Nachttier> ... This isn't good.
[20:18] <Nachttier> According to my cable modem I'm not connected to the internet.
[20:18] <Carson> ...
[20:18] <Janos> ...
[20:18] <Mayard> ...
[20:18] <Janos> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
[20:18] <Koreyan> I've got him diced into small pieces, just big enough that I can peel the skin off for a cigarette.
[20:18] <Tetra> You smoke Jesus?
[20:18] <Carson> "That data coming in? Yeah, that's not the internet. That's, uh... LOOK OVER THERE!" *dash*
[20:18] <Koreyan> Got a nice little machine... call it my 'Holy Roller'
[20:18] <Koreyan> ^_^
[20:18] <Mayard> "It's... um... pudding!"
[20:19] <Carson> Ew.
[20:19] <Koreyan> ... bbqpudding?
[20:19] <Tetra> Electronic pudding.
[20:19] <Carson> Ew.
[20:19] <Nachttier> Interestingly enough, at the moment the only protocol sending/receiving traffic is IRC. My http access crapped out after sending the Char sheet.
[20:20] <Tetra> ... ow. Lame joke.
[20:20] <Nachttier> It's like a sign from above, that we're supposed to be playing.
[20:20] <Koreyan> ^_^
[20:20] <Nachttier> ... Oh whoa. I can access the ArmaLite webpage, but not google or cnn.com or anything else.
[20:21] <Nachttier> Someone at the cable company is having fun at my expense.
[20:21] <Carson> ...
[20:21] * Aldante_Fax coughs.
[20:21] <Carson> So, uh.
[20:21] <Koreyan> Yeah, lets do this thing, yo?
[20:21] <Aldante_Fax> Five more minutes and it's destruction time. Wrapping up some RL details.
[20:21] <Koreyan> Fo shizzle an all that?
[20:21] <Tetra> OMGSTARTTHEGAMEBBQ!
[20:21] <Tetra> Oh, ok.
[20:21] <Ceol> omfNO!
[20:22] <Janos> Five minutes, last call for cigarettes and whiskey
[20:22] <Carson> Gr.
[20:22] <Carson> Fine, BRB. Water!
[20:22] <Koreyan> omgwtfLowLevelBombingRunbbq
[20:24] <Carson> back
[20:25] <Aldante_Fax> Alrighty.
[20:26] <Carson> (Alright, let's rawk!)
[20:26] <Aldante_Fax> After that run-in with the clockwork beast, many of the party has found themselves hanging between a molten-hot ledge of life and death. What are you guys going to do about that?
[20:26] <Tetra> (( We fixed ourselves up, yo ))
[20:26] <Ceol> We already healed
[20:27] <Nachttier> We're going to save our asses. Duh.
[20:27] <Yvalphone> ((I neglected to heal, so I'll drink a tonic bringing me to max HP: 81))
[20:28] <Carson> (*isn't sure what his current HP is, or if he needs to heal up)
[20:28] <Aldante_Fax> Alright. The staircase is essentially the only thing that didn't get horribly marred. Due to the death of the guardian, it's respective parts fell down into that oblivion that is the lower echelons of this underside of Quartz. And that can't be good, judging by the crunching and grinding that is beginning to happen.
[20:28] <Nachttier> (Same as carson >.>)
[20:29] <Mayard> "...we'd better get going."
[20:29] <Aldante_Fax> The tempurature noticeably rises. It's time to meet fate.
[20:29] <Mayard> (( IIRC, Nachttier is untouched. ))
[20:29] <Carson> Ack... Whate'ers below doesn't sound happy...
[20:29] <Carson> (I remember getting stepped on.)
[20:29] <Janos> "Let's do this and get the hell out."
[20:29] * Tetra nods. 1"Let's move."
[20:29] <Aldante_Fax> Says the now-not-woman-man.
[20:30] * Yvalphone tightens the grip on her staff. "I'm ready when you are."
[20:30] * Ceol yawns and waits for the Summoner to move.
[20:30] * Mayard makes a quick check to see if his stuff is in order, then starts moving ahead.
[20:30] * Janos is now wearing just a skirt, and looking less tough than ever.
[20:30] * Tetra takes the initiative and starts moving onwards, letting everyone else move at their own pace.
[20:30] * Nachttier follows after Tetra.
[20:31] * Carson shakes off that last battle and follows Tet- er, Nacht up.
[20:31] <Aldante_Fax> You begin the trek up the stairs. The journey is all but slow - scrambling up to take care of your last piece of business in this man-forsaken city, you emerge into the brass and prismatic light of the central plaza of Quartz.
[20:32] * Koreyan . o O ((Back. Damn Crown Royal still working its way thru the system.))
[20:32] * Ceol looks at his sword, then back towards the Paladins.
[20:32] <Tetra> (( Don't tell me you're drunk. ))
[20:32] * Carson 's gloves stretch as his fists tighten. Central plazas are always a good place for a fight... wanted or no.
[20:32] * Yvalphone looks around. This was a fitting setting to defeat Ossarian.
[20:32] * Tetra keeps a decent grip on his rapier.
[20:32] <Koreyan> (( No. That was last night. ))
[20:32] * Janos sticks in the middle of the group, well shileded from any harm from any direction - better the others than him get hurt.
[20:32] <Aldante_Fax> The plaza floor is a clock itself, the granite, crystal, and metal seamlessly sliding amongst itself. The moment the party is out, you all find yourselves moving in a slow procession around the plaza.
[20:33] * Mayard has his rifle out and ready to fire.
[20:33] <Yvalphone> "This place is beautiful..." the Summoner whispers.
[20:33] * Carson stubles a bit as the ground moves under him. "-Fscing clocks..."
[20:33] <Nachttier> "Impressive construct."
[20:33] <Carson> (*Fscking)
[20:33] * Koreyan keeps his blades out and at the ready, and watches everything that Janos does - prepared to act if necessary.
[20:33] * Tetra nods at Yval's comment. 1"... yeah."
[20:33] <Janos> "It will be more beautiful when we win."
[20:33] * Janos smirks slightly.
[20:34] <Mayard> "No, I think it's best seen from an island or two away."
[20:34] <Koreyan> "This could get a bit sickening if if goes faster..."
[20:34] <Aldante_Fax> In the center is a large iron-wrought platform with a platform made out of crystal. Standing on top of it is a man of lean stature, wearing black and red robes with blood-red hair and the skin tone the color of death itself. In one hand he holds a rigid piece of bone which could be none other than a spine from some creature.
[20:35] <Koreyan> "... Think that's our guy?"
[20:35] * Carson goes into fighting stance. "Heads up!"
[20:35] <Janos> "What tipped you off? THe spine?"
[20:35] * Ceol moves abit of his crimson hair out of his eyes. "Interesting..." Pulls his blade.
[20:36] * Yvalphone looks at Janos disapprovingly. "You're in no position to be sarcastic. Just be ready to fight."
[20:36] <Aldante_Fax> Flanking him are two of the most frightful pieces of undead you have seen yet. It is as if those formless balls of bodies took shape and were sewn together. What fabric the thread was made out of is something better left unknown. Discolored patches range all over their bodies, and they easily are about a quarter of the size of that construct you just fought each.
[20:36] <Carson> ...
[20:36] <Nachttier> "I suppose we'll have to fight the guard dogs."
[20:36] <Aldante_Fax> Each of them carry wicked-looking flails with all sorts of rusty implements of torture that look like could deal some serious damage.
[20:36] <Koreyan> "That... just isn't right...."
[20:36] <Mayard> "Even more of those things..."
[20:37] * Nachttier draws his sword.
[20:37] * Janos cocks an eyebrow at Yval. "You sound scared, little kitten."
[20:37] * Janos twirls a pair of knives into his hands.
[20:37] * Ceol is already moving foward...
[20:37] <Yvalphone> "I just want this finished."
[20:37] <Mayard> "Ossarian, I presume?"
[20:38] <Aldante_Fax> The city clock and the plaza clock, in sync, strike midnight. The chimes of the city ring ominously, like a death toll. The clocks stop, leaving you standing in the direct line of sight of the three creatures.
[20:38] * Carson nods at Yval's comment, and moves towards the front of the group. he probably couldn't intimidate the guy, but what the hey.
[20:38] <Janos> "Kid. When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
[20:38] * Koreyan steps up to Ceol's left, and offers a slight salute with his blades. "Shall we?"
[20:39] <Mayard> "Just making sure, b- er, sir."
[20:39] <Carson> >.>
[20:39] <Ceol> "We shall"
[20:39] <Nachttier> "Enough talk."
[20:40] * Ceol is going to walk calmy up to the creatures, blade drawn... unless anything something/someone stops him.
[20:40] * Janos leaps into action, hoping to make the screen fade into a blur and become the battle screen.
[20:40] <Ceol> *calmly
[20:40] * Koreyan ((Cues his battle music: TaQ - Stoic))
[20:40] * Nachttier looms up beside Koreyan, ready to get this party started.
[20:40] * Tetra mutters to himself. 1"... not this time."
[20:40] <Aldante_Fax> There is no premise - the undead specter that has to be Ossarian grins through rotten teeth, where you can see his tounge had been cut out. Bloody flecks mar his otherwise satiny, flowing robes. He raises his hands and at once, reality takes two steps to the left and a massive cage of bone closes off the plaza from any means of escape, leaving only one option.
[20:41] <Koreyan> "Well. This just got more interesting. Who first?"
[20:41] * Carson swings around at the sound of the rushing bone-cage, but returns his gaze to Ossy.
[20:41] <Aldante_Fax> Time for initiative, which I forgot to set up.
[20:41] * Yvalphone reaches into her purse/bosom and pulls out the Bomb Fragment Tetra gave her. She's breathing heavier than she'd like.
[20:42] <Koreyan> (( Who isn't at full HP atm? ))
[20:42] <Tetra> (( I'm not ))
[20:42] <Tetra> (( About half, currently ))
[20:42] <Janos> ((I dunno, I don't think I was hit last fight...)
[20:42] <Carson> (I have not idea.)
[20:42] <Carson> (*no)
[20:42] <Nachttier> ((Go set it the init up, punk. :p And also, don't ask how I can 'loom up beside' someone. That's like asking what it means to fleer. It's not worth it.))
[20:42] <Koreyan> (( lol. Damn you and your fleering. And yeah Teuce, you got smacked by that nasty near-death, group attack.
[20:42] <Janos> ((Mm.... Quake2 soundtrack == Battle music ++))
[20:43] <Tetra> (( Hmmm... Devil May Cry music. ))
[20:43] <Koreyan> (( Ah, screw it. *kicks on his Megaman music.* ))
[20:43] <Carson> (*One Girl in all the World*)
[20:43] <Aldante_Fax> Battle order: Carson:17 Nachttier:16 Tetra:16 Janos:15 Yvalphone:15 Mayard:13 Ceol:10 Koreyan:10 Ossarian:9 Abomination1:8 Abomination2:5
[20:43] <Janos> ((Ah, right. But Koreyan gave me a Tonic
[20:43] <Carson> (Awesome.)
[20:44] <Koreyan> (( Heya Tetra, hook me up with some of that? Very good Remix that, Carson. ))
[20:44] <Nachttier> ((Damn, look at my init score!))
[20:44] <Janos> ((I remember that clearly because the dirty bastard taunted me with it.))
[20:44] <Koreyan> (( ^_^ Hey, at least I did give it to you. ))
[20:44] * Carson charges at one of the undead-horde... things... And kicks it. Hard. In somethign that looks like it'd be a jaw of some kind.
[20:44] <Carson> !roll 1d100
[20:44] <Highwind> Carson - 1d100: 63 ( Total: 63 )
[20:44] <Carson> !roll 1d6+20,150%
[20:44] <Highwind> Carson - 1d6+20,150%: 1 ( Total: 31.5 )
[20:45] <Aldante_Fax> You kick it in a barely definable jaw for a grand total of 6.
[20:45] <Tetra> (( Ho. Lee. Shit. ))
[20:45] <Janos> ((Aw hell, Armor ++))
[20:45] <Carson> (So, uh... Mages?)
[20:45] <Koreyan> (( Daaaaaaaamn. The magic smacketh? ))
[20:45] <Aldante_Fax> Nach?
[20:46] <Nachttier> ((Okay, got my horrorcore queued up. Let's see...))
[20:46] <Nachttier> Dispatch. Ossarian.
[20:46] <Aldante_Fax> 14. Tetra?
[20:47] * Tetra sheathes his rapier for a moment, rummages through his side pack, and snags his Bomb Core.
[20:47] <Janos> ((THose things are undead, use Phoenix Downs on them!))
[20:47] <Tetra> (( Can that be used on group? ))
[20:47] <Koreyan> (( Nope. ))
[20:47] <Tetra> (( Or single only? ))
[20:47] <Aldante_Fax> Believe it's single-target.
[20:47] <Carson> (*doesn't have a PD*)
[20:47] <Yvalphone> ((Group for core. it acts as Fira))
[20:47] <Yvalphone> ((Fira is 75% damage on a group))
[20:47] * Ceol starts to form a cross in his hands... but crushes it instead. "Not worth the effort.."
[20:48] <Aldante_Fax> More, since they're W: Fire.
[20:48] <Yvalphone> ((125%))
[20:48] <Aldante_Fax> Carson's got Sensor IIRC, right?
[20:48] <Tetra> (( Screw it. Single target, since I don't feel like arguing ))
[20:48] <Carson> (*nod*)
[20:48] <Carson> (HP/Weaknesses of Undead Glob Doodle?)
[20:48] <Aldante_Fax> Abomination1: 354/360
[20:48] <Koreyan> (( ... ))
[20:48] <Carson> (Fscking support enemies.)
[20:48] <Janos> ((...))
[20:48] * Tetra proceeds to whip the Bomb Core straight at Abomination A, giving it a nice little immolation bath.
[20:48] <Aldante_Fax> Roll damage.
[20:48] <Carson> (I'm of the Take Out The Support school of thought, but that's me.)
[20:49] <Tetra> !roll 3d8+72
[20:49] <Highwind> Tetra - 3d8+72: 4, 1, 5 ( Total: 82 )
[20:49] <Yvalphone> ((150%, silly :P))
[20:49] <Janos> ((Just hope he can't regenerate the,))
[20:49] <Aldante_Fax> Not bad. 75.
[20:49] <Tetra> (( Ahh, right. Fax, you do the 150%? ))
[20:49] <Carson> (No weakness.)
[20:49] <Aldante_Fax> 238.
[20:50] <Carson> (Or weakness.)
[20:50] <Aldante_Fax> And they are Undead, so they get that weakness.
[20:50] <Carson> (Bah, fine by me!)
[20:50] <Carson> (but in that case you should say so...)
[20:50] * Tetra then unsheathes his rapier again and slips back into some form of battle stance.
[20:50] <Aldante_Fax> Janos.
[20:50] <Aldante_Fax> ...This jackfruit tastes like a pile of ass.
[20:51] <Carson> (...)
[20:51] <Aldante_Fax> Janos?
[20:51] * Janos dashes towards Ossarian, screaming "HOLY HELL LOOK OVER THERE!" and then proceeds to reach into his pocket/pouch/whatever. ((Steal))
[20:51] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[20:51] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 28 ( Total: 28 )
[20:51] <Janos> ((That should succeed.))
[20:51] <Tetra> (( *laughs* ))
[20:51] <Aldante_Fax> It should.
[20:51] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[20:51] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 53 ( Total: 53 )
[20:52] <Janos> ((Bah, just a Common.))
[20:52] <Nachttier> ((I think a man in a skirt would have been enough distraction on its own...))
[20:52] <Tetra> (( Note to thieves: when trying to steal things, scream at your target first. ))
[20:52] <Aldante_Fax> Tonic.
[20:52] * Janos pockets the tonic and runs like hell away
[20:52] <Janos> "Sucker!"
[20:52] <Aldante_Fax> Yval.
[20:52] * Yvalphone tosses the Bomb Core at the weakened Abomination.
[20:52] <Aldante_Fax> Roll damage.
[20:52] <Yvalphone> !roll d100
[20:52] <Tetra> (( Fragment :P ))
[20:52] <Highwind> Yvalphone - d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[20:53] <Yvalphone> !roll d8+40,150%
[20:53] <Highwind> Yvalphone - d8+40,150%: 6 ( Total: 69.0 )
[20:53] <Aldante_Fax> 62.
[20:53] <Aldante_Fax> 176/360.
[20:53] <Tetra> (( Nice. ))
[20:53] <Aldante_Fax> Obviously not very happy.
[20:53] <Aldante_Fax> Nach.
[20:53] <Yvalphone> ((Thank you :D))
[20:53] <Carson> (Aye.)
[20:53] <Koreyan> (( Nicely done ^_^ ))
[20:53] <Carson> (Do we have more of those things? Or was that it?)
[20:54] <Mayard> (( I have one. ))
[20:54] <Tetra> (( That was all I got ))
[20:54] <Carson> (It'll do.)
[20:54] <Tetra> (( Although I *DO* have a PD ))
[20:54] <Aldante_Fax> Nach?
[20:54] <Koreyan> (( And remember, healing items will smack them, as well. ))
[20:54] <Yvalphone> ((Use it on the other abom))
[20:54] <Mayard> (( I have one of those, too. ))
[20:54] <Aldante_Fax>
[Stall...]
[20:54] <Tetra> (( Tentacle them, for fuck's sake. ))
[20:55] <Tetra> (( :P ))
[20:55] <Aldante_Fax>
[Stall...]
[20:55] <Koreyan> (( ... bad choice of words there. ))
[20:55] <Tetra> (( No, good choice of words. ))
[20:55] <Carson> (Appropriate nonetheless)
[20:55] <Aldante_Fax> Maybe he's taking his sweet time thinking about how much damage he's going to deal.
[20:55] <Aldante_Fax> And not dealing it.
[20:56] <Ceol> (( sounds like Garret ))
[20:56] <Nachttier> (Sorry, bathroom break :p)
[20:56] <Carson> (Nice timing.)
[20:56] * Nachttier crouches and switches his sword grip for a side-to-side swing.
[20:56] <Nachttier> "You're time is running out, Tic Toc Tic Toc."
[20:56] <Nachttier> !roll 1d12+20,125%
[20:56] <Highwind> Nachttier - 1d12+20,125%: 2 ( Total: 27.5 )
[20:56] <Nachttier> (And I typo. For crying out loud.)
[20:56] <Nachttier> (*Shakes his fist at the heavens.)
[20:57] <Aldante_Fax> Ossaian: 138/144.
[20:57] <Koreyan> (( In communist Russia, heavens shake fist at you! ))
[20:57] <Aldante_Fax> COMRADE.
[20:57] <Carson> (I like that one.)
[20:57] <Aldante_Fax> Mayard?
[20:57] * Mayard thinks for a moment, then decides to throw a Potion on the wounded abomination.
[20:58] <Mayard> (( It does a hell of a lot more damage on it that my Fragment. ))
[20:58] <Aldante_Fax> How much does a poion heal?
[20:58] * Aldante_Fax forgot.
[20:58] <Koreyan> 50.
[20:58] <Yvalphone> ((50))
[20:58] <Mayard> (( * than ))
[20:58] <Carson> (Too bad you can't Double yet.)
[20:58] <Mayard> (( Yeah. ))
[20:58] <Aldante_Fax> 50, 50..
[20:58] <Aldante_Fax> 126.
[20:59] <Aldante_Fax> Ceol.
[20:59] * Ceol walks up confidently and attempts to stab the abomination in the throat.
[20:59] <Ceol> !roll 1d100
[20:59] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d100: 83 ( Total: 83 )
[20:59] <Ceol> let me check..
[20:59] <Ceol> ( 45 enough? )
[21:00] <Aldante_Fax> Yeah.
[21:00] <Aldante_Fax> Roll damage.
[21:00] <Ceol> !roll 1d10+32
[21:00] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d10+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
[21:00] <Aldante_Fax> 114/360.
[21:00] <Aldante_Fax> Keep it up! He's givin' way!
[21:00] <Aldante_Fax> Koreyan?
[21:00] * Ceol raises a brow and tumbles back a few feet.
[21:01] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[21:01] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 19 ( Total: 19 )
[21:01] <Koreyan> Sa-weet. I'm rollin the the fight :)
[21:01] <Tetra> (( Nice! ))
[21:01] <Aldante_Fax> Action?
[21:01] * Koreyan backhands both of his blades and charges at the noticably damaged Abomination, slashing at what would be vital points on a person.
[21:01] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[21:01] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[21:01] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[21:01] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
[21:01] <Aldante_Fax> Both hit. Roll damage.
[21:02] <Tetra> (( Highwind like Neenja ))
[21:02] <Koreyan> Ashura: Left
[21:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+20
[21:02] <Koreyan> Ashura: Right
[21:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+20
[21:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[21:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+20: 1 ( Total: 21 )
[21:02] <Aldante_Fax> 1, 1.
[21:02] <Koreyan> ...
[21:02] <Koreyan> wow.
[21:02] <Mayard> (( ... ))
[21:02] <Janos> (Poop.)
[21:02] <Tetra> (( Wow. ))
[21:02] <Mayard> (( PLINK! ))
[21:02] <Aldante_Fax> 112/360.
[21:02] <Tetra> (( Uhm... Valefor. VALEFOR NOW. :P ))
[21:02] <Carson> (Yes.)
[21:02] <Janos> ((If only I was an Archer with Reverse Shot. :P))
[21:03] <Ceol> ((If only i were 50 levels higher... ))
[21:03] <Tetra> (( Since my 'magic' is phys-based. It won't do too much ))
[21:03] <Aldante_Fax> Ossarian raises his hands and a blue bolt of lightning strikes down from the dome above to strike Tetra
[21:03] <Aldante_Fax> !roll 1d100
[21:03] <Highwind> Aldante_Fax - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[21:03] <Aldante_Fax> Oh, yeah.
[21:03] <Yvalphone> ((I guess everyone's favorite bird-esque Aeon will be returning next round))
[21:03] <Ceol> (( nah, do what you feel like. ))
[21:03] <Carson> (Damn well better, we need Valefor!)
[21:03] <Yvalphone> ((it's what I feel. I have no combat items because I was tricked! :P))
[21:03] * Aldante_Fax checks something.
[21:03] <Janos> ((Actually Quetzacoatl is my favorite... :P))
[21:04] <Ceol> (( <next scene Ceol is dead and Yvalphone is whistling> ))
[21:04] <Yvalphone> ((:P))
[21:04] <Tetra> (( Hah ))
[21:04] <Carson> (*Crono Cross - Dragon's Prayer.* Nicely appropriate.)
[21:05] <Janos> ((Wild ARMs 3 OST is what's in now. The quasi-western sound seems to fit this game well.))
[21:05] <Tetra> (( Note to self: GET MORE MARM ))
[21:05] <Carson> (*nod* I need to find some WA3 remixes, maybe WA2 too.)
[21:05] <Koreyan> (( I need to put together an RP cd, just random songs and remixes and such, sorted by folder for ease of throwing in.))
[21:05] <Janos> ((I have the WA and WA3 OSTs, no WA2 though :( ))
[21:06] <Tetra> (( I have that. It's called OMG PSF LIBRARY ))
[21:06] <Yvalphone> ((I'm listening to Beyonce'. I don't think her music is battle appropriate.))
[21:06] <Mayard> (( I'm going with Audioslave right now. ))
[21:06] <Ceol> (( Jubei-chain 2 Main Theme remix right now, random is good ))
[21:06] <Janos> ((Audislave is good, if not the best RP music ever.))
[21:06] <Nachttier> (( And I'm listening to various Horrorcore songs right now...))
[21:06] <Nachttier> ((Currently "Night of the Living Dead" by House of Wax.))
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[21:07] <Tetra> (( ... ))
[21:07] <Carson> (...)
[21:07] <Carson> (...We win by default!)
[21:07] * Ceol (( <cues up victory music> ))
[21:07] <Mayard> (( GAME OFF! CAR! ))
[21:07] <Tetra> (( VICTOLY! ))
[21:07] * Nachttier saunters, cockily.
[21:07] <Koreyan> dah-dah-dah-dah, uh-duh-dah-dah-dah!
[21:07] <Tetra> (( Don't aim for the overlord! Aim for the internet connection! ))
[21:07] <Nachttier> "I told him his time was running out."
[21:08] <Janos> His PING TIME!
[21:08] <Janos> HAHHAHAHAHA
[21:08] <Janos> OMFWTG
[21:08] <Ceol> (( So his comp froze, he's 'working on it' ))
[21:08] <Tetra> WTG?
[21:08] <Koreyan> ... oh my fuck what the god?
[21:08] <Janos> Oh my fuck what the god
[21:08] <Janos> Yes
[21:08] <Janos> :P
[21:08] <Koreyan> =P
[21:08] <Tetra> ... you're an IDIOT.
[21:08] <Ceol> heh
[21:08] <Janos> Yeah, but at least I'm pretty.
[21:09] <Janos> :P
[21:09] <Tetra> Pretty retarded.
[21:09] * Ceol walks off mid-fight to get some water.
[21:09] <Koreyan> Hydration break!
[21:10] * Koreyan pulls out a bottle of water and passes it around the constructs, an mixes an mingles an such.
[21:10] <Janos> (I doubt it'll matter, but if I'm not back by the time my turn comes up, someone roll a Steal for me. I have to do some low altitude bombing.))
[21:10] <Koreyan> Gotcha T.
[21:10] * Carson sits down and thinks about stuff. Not meditating, just thinkin'.
[21:10] <Tetra> (( Whaaa? ))
[21:10] * Mayard just kinda sits.
[21:10] <Koreyan> (( He's gotta drop some friends at the pool. ))
[21:11] <Carson> (...)
[21:11] <Tetra> (( .... RIGHT ))
[21:11] <Janos> ((Lightsaber battle with Count Dookie))
[21:11] <Koreyan> (( Hosted by Mr. Hanky? ))
[21:11] * Ceol walks back with a canteen of water, and a full course meal (which is enough to feed 4 normal people)
[21:12] <Carson> (Yahho watashi
[21:12] <Carson> wa katteze~!
[21:12] * Tetra stands there, the game being paused with him being shocked with magical lightning.
[21:12] <Koreyan> (( Not that Blaster Master glitch, I hope? ))
[21:12] <Tetra> (( ...? ))
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[21:12] <Ceol> (( The bolt was so powerful is backfired ))
[21:13] <[AF_L]> Damn right it did.
[21:13] <Koreyan> (( In Blaster Master, when you're fighting as the little guy... if you throw a grenade at a boss and pause it right as he's flashing, he'll continue to flash during the pausing. The game reads it as him getting hit multiple times. One-shot killing a boss ^_^ ))
[21:14] <Tetra> (( You OHKO me, and I rage. ))
[21:14] <Koreyan> (( ^_^ ))
[21:15] <Janos> ((A car just backfired right outside my bathroom window. Scared the shit out of me.... no, really.))
[21:15] <Koreyan> (( He lies. He just took a lighter to the bathroom with him. ))
[21:15] <Tetra> (( Carson: God of Destiny is pretty good for the fight, too ))
[21:15] <Carson> (Wow.)
[21:15] <Carson> (hm.)
[21:16] <Carson> (*Sonic Adventure Lightspeed* Spiffy, but a bit uppity for fighting undead.)
[21:16] <Koreyan> (( Tetra, check out that song I just sent over ))
[21:16] <[AF_L]> Anyhow.
[21:16] <Carson> (*wave*)
[21:16] <Tetra> (( I did. Spiff, although not good for fighting music ))
[21:17] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d8+64
[21:17] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d8+64: 7 ( Total: 71 )
[21:17] <Ceol> !
[21:17] <[AF_L]> !
[21:17] <Tetra> (( ... JESUS. ))
[21:17] <Mayard> (( *coughing fit* ))
[21:17] <[AF_L]> Tetra goes down like fried chicken on Saturday night.
[21:17] <Yvalphone> "tetra!"
[21:17] <Carson> (...This is the part where we shit out pants, yes?)
[21:17] <Yvalphone> *Tetra
[21:17] <Koreyan> (( OMMFG ))
[21:17] * Ceol barely holds in laughter
[21:18] * Carson watching the frying and blinks. Holy fuck.
[21:18] <[AF_L]> Thankfully, you only have the lackeys to worry about now for this round.
[21:18] <Mayard> "Shit!"
[21:18] * Tetra gets blasted by the lightning and flies back, skidding along the ground and coming to a total stop.
[21:18] * Janos blinks. "Good thing that wasn't me." he says casually.
[21:18] <Carson> Holy... Holy fsck...
[21:18] <Koreyan> (( Went down like Teuce on prom night... damn... ))
[21:18] <Yvalphone> ((Mayard must PD the Aboms))
[21:18] <Mayard> (( And as for Tetra? ))
[21:18] <[AF_L]> The first Abomination brings it's gigantic flail down onto Ceol and rakes it across the Mithra's flesh.
[21:19] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6+36
[21:19] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6+36: 4 ( Total: 40 )
[21:19] <Ceol> hit?
[21:19] <Carson> (The kid's gotta PD the Abom we haven't touched yet, mind you.)
[21:19] <Ceol> roll? ack!
[21:19] <[AF_L]> !roll 2d100
[21:19] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 2d100: 39, 18 ( Total: 57 )
[21:19] <Koreyan> (( OW ))
[21:19] <[AF_L]> Ceol is inflicted with Poisoned (U).
[21:19] <Janos> ((Damn.))
[21:19] <Koreyan> ...
[21:19] <Carson> (Yeah, let's get rid of those.)
[21:19] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d8
[21:19] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d8: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[21:19] <[AF_L]> And it targets...
[21:19] <[AF_L]> Ceol!
[21:19] * Ceol falls to a knee and holds his chest.. "Ugh.. not again.."
[21:20] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[21:20] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 52 ( Total: 52 )
[21:20] <Janos> ((YAY! I mean damn.))
[21:20] <[AF_L]> That'll hit through Defense.
[21:20] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d12+54
[21:20] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d12+54: 11 ( Total: 65 )
[21:20] <[AF_L]> Ouch.
[21:20] <Janos> ((DEFENSE, I knew I forgot to update something when I levelled.))
[21:20] <Ceol> (let me calc that up )
[21:20] <[AF_L]> Well, that's round. Time to reset the tracker.
[21:21] <Koreyan> Yow.
[21:21] <Tetra> (( Go overkill on the stats, Fax? :P ))
[21:21] <Janos> ((Should be 25, not 23))
[21:21] <[AF_L]> Hey, you know the monsters I make. They got specific weaknesses.
[21:21] <Carson> (Well, with this much min/maxing it's got a weakness somewhere.)
[21:21] <[AF_L]> ...
[21:21] <Tetra> (( Actually, I don't know the monsters you make. :P ))
[21:21] <[AF_L]> Fuckin'. No init tracker on this bullshit?
[21:21] <Koreyan> (( Go for the kneecaps! ))
[21:21] <[AF_L]> Anybody got the .ini to slide my way right quick?
[21:22] <Janos> ((* Janos urinates on the Abominations.))
[21:22] <Mayard> (( It's on the website. ))
[21:22] <[AF_L]> Yeah, but I'm lazy. Well, time to get it.
[21:22] * Ceol growls in pain but stands back up.. looking pissed.
[21:23] <Tetra> (( Heh. Keep in mind, I was at about half HP at the start of this fight ))
[21:23] <Ceol> (( Shows you to be cocky and not heal up :P ))
[21:24] <Tetra> (( It's called 'I'm out of Tonics' ))
[21:24] <Ceol> (( Bah, that's when you ask ))
[21:24] <Carson> (I still have NO IDEA what my HP is.)
[21:24] <Yvalphone> ((You should've asked. Yval has 4 more))
[21:25] <Tetra> (( Well, I can ask for a PD. :D ))
[21:25] <Tetra> (( Someone grab the one I'm carrying. ))
[21:25] <Ceol> (( corpses can't talk ))
[21:25] <Tetra> (( My spirit can ask for one. ))
[21:25] <Janos> ((Screw you, next init I'm rolling your body for cash.))
[21:25] <Tetra> (( I have it trained like a puppy. ))
[21:25] <Carson> (Aww, puppy!)
[21:26] <Mayard> (( I'll take out the abomination with one, then I will get you revived. ))
[21:26] <Tetra> (( And I can kill the other one. :D ))
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[21:26] <Koreyan> (( ... ))
[21:26] <Mayard> (( ...again? ))
[21:26] <Carson> (Gr.)
[21:27] * Ceol sighs and starts dressing his grevious wounds.
[21:27] * Koreyan looks all shifty and slips Ceol a Potion during the pause =P
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[21:28] <Tetra> Quick, someone revive me before Janos picks my pock-damn.
[21:28] <[AF_L]> So. How's about that .ini?
[21:28] * Ceol looks shifty eyed and takes it.. drinks it.. smashes it on the ground.. and begins stabbing Tetra with the glass shards (Darkside)
[21:28] * Carson draws diagrams in the dust for a boxy thing with a slot for square piece of plastic and computer parts to play games...
[21:28] <Ceol> err
[21:28] <Mayard> (( My DCC is broken, so no help here. ))
[21:28] <Tetra> (( As is mine ))
[21:29] <Tetra> (( I can't send, for some reason ))
[21:29] <Nachttier> ((Dude, go to the website and install it yourself.))
[21:29] <Janos> ((I don't have it on this PC))
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[21:29] <Nachttier> http://www.returnergames.com/resources/rmt-irc.zip
[21:29] <Nachttier> ...
[21:29] <Janos> Jesus.
[21:29] <Mayard> ...
[21:29] <Mayard> This does not bode well.
[21:29] <Janos> Someone up there hates Aria.
[21:29] <Tetra> (( Fucking SHIT ))
[21:30] <Carson> (Yeah.)
[21:30] <Ceol> FaxxOfLife: this is why I asked for the .ini
[21:30] <Ceol> FaxxOfLife: making it myself caused mirc to crash
[21:30] <Ceol> FaxxOfLife: yeah, putting in the shit makes it crash
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[21:30] <[AF_L]> Looks like we'll have to do it the ol' fashioned way.
[21:30] <[AF_L]> Initiative!
[21:30] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+6
[21:30] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+6: 3 ( Total: 9 )
[21:30] <Carson> !roll 1d10
[21:30] <Highwind> Carson - 1d10: 2 ( Total: 2 )
[21:30] <Carson> (Er...)
[21:30] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+2
[21:30] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+2
[21:30] <Yvalphone> !roll d10+6
[21:30] <Janos> !roll 1d10
[21:30] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+2: 7 ( Total: 9 )
[21:30] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+2: 8 ( Total: 10 )
[21:31] <Highwind> Yvalphone - d10+6: 8 ( Total: 14 )
[21:31] <Carson> !roll 1d10+8
[21:31] <Highwind> Janos - 1d10: 9 ( Total: 9 )
[21:31] <Highwind> Carson - 1d10+8: 1 ( Total: 9 )
[21:31] <Nachttier> !roll 1d10+6
[21:31] <Highwind> Nachttier - 1d10+6: 9 ( Total: 15 )
[21:31] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+7
[21:31] <Mayard> !roll 1d10+8
[21:31] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+7: 6 ( Total: 13 )
[21:31] <Ceol> !roll 1d10+6
[21:31] <Janos> 21!
[21:31] <Highwind> Mayard - 1d10+8: 1 ( Total: 9 )
[21:31] <Nachttier> ((woot!))
[21:31] <Janos> :D
[21:31] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d10+6: 6 ( Total: 12 )
[21:31] <Ceol>
[12]
[21:31] <Koreyan>
[13]
[21:31] <[AF_L]> Nach goes first unless we missed someone.
[21:31] <Janos> ((21?))
[21:32] <Janos> ((er, 20, my bad. 8+12))
[21:32] <[AF_L]> Janos goes first, then.
[21:33] <Koreyan> (( And don't roll Tetra for bling, either =P ))
[21:33] <Nachttier> ((Erm. <Highwind> Janos - 1d10: 9 ( Total: 9 )))
[21:33] * Janos looks around the battlefield. Things aren't looking good, and when things go badly, there's only one thing to do. Janos runs over to an abomination and searches for where it might be keeping its stuff.
[21:33] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[21:33] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[21:34] <[AF_L]> Success! I assume.
[21:34] <Janos> ((That should be a hit.))
[21:34] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[21:34] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[21:34] <Janos> ((Poo. Common.))
[21:34] <Koreyan> (( omg pwn3d. ))
[21:34] <[AF_L]> You get 1x Tonic.
[21:34] <[AF_L]> Nach.
[21:34] <Tetra> (( Ow. ))
[21:34] <Mayard> (( Hm. I think it's working. ))
[21:34] * Nachttier digs around under his cloak and produces a Tonic.
[21:35] <Nachttier> "The clock strikes midnight time, it is the tolling of the judgment bell."
[21:35] * Carson stands up, scrubs out his diagrams with his foot, and goes back into fighting stance.
[21:35] * Nachttier then chucks it at the weakened abomination.
[21:35] <[AF_L]> 25 points of damage, and I don't have the damage sheet which I have it's HP on. brb.
[21:35] <Nachttier> ((Hey, it's about 20 more damage than my sword would do. :p))
[21:35] <Carson> (And my foot.)
[21:36] <Koreyan> Fax: 112 - 25.
[21:36] <Koreyan> So 87.
[21:36] <[AF_L]> Anyway. Yval?
[21:36] * Yvalphone ’s spirit visibly leaves her body and ascends swiftly into the heavens. A bird-like shriek is heard. Plummeting from a newly formed funnel of clouds the winged Aeon, Valefor, appears in all her glory, ready to fight on Yvalphone’s behalf.
[21:36] <Nachttier> ((And don't mind me if my dialogue is clock crazy, I can't help it.))
[21:37] <Yvalphone> ¤Summon Valefor
[21:37] <Yvalphone> !roll d100
[21:37] <Highwind> Yvalphone - d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
[21:37] <[AF_L]> Valefor pops up. Korey?
[21:37] * Yvalphone is now known as Valefor
[21:38] * Koreyan dashes at Ossarian, whipping both blades across at neck-level
[21:38] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[21:38] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[21:38] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 89 ( Total: 89 )
[21:38] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
[21:38] <[AF_L]> Your blade cuts deep! Roll damage for Right hand.
[21:38] <Koreyan> Ashura: Right
[21:38] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+20
[21:38] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+20: 4 ( Total: 24 )
[21:38] <[AF_L]> 1.
[21:39] <Koreyan> ...
[21:39] <[AF_L]> Wait.
[21:39] <[AF_L]> 5.
[21:39] <Carson> (Rawk.)
[21:39] <Tetra> (( Yeah. Real goddamn deep cut there. ))
[21:39] <Koreyan> Slightly better =P
[21:39] <[AF_L]> Quiet, Kentucky Fried Corpse.
[21:39] <Koreyan> (( Yeah. I'm just kickin ass here. Yeah. ))
[21:39] <Koreyan> HEh heh heh...
[21:39] <[AF_L]> Ceol.
[21:39] <[AF_L]> ...
[21:40] <Ceol> ...
[21:40] <[AF_L]> I didn't write down Ossarian's other damage.
[21:40] <Koreyan> (( *stabs Ceol deep!* 1 dmg. ))
[21:40] * Ceol takes a potion and drinks it, hoping to offset the horrible poison.
[21:40] <[AF_L]> You're keeping track of your HP, so there you have it. Mayard?
[21:40] <Ceol> at 11 now
[21:40] <Ceol> err
[21:40] <Ceol> taken 11
[21:40] <Koreyan> <Aldante_Fax> Ossaian: 138/144.
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[21:41] <[AF_L]> Ossarian: 133/144.
[21:41] * Tetra (SkyeGainsb@du150135.wpt.ptd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:41] * Mayard takes a good look at the uninjured Abomination, and decides to chuck a Phoenix Down at it.
[21:41] * Dalseh is now known as Tetra
[21:41] <[AF_L]> Hmm...
[21:41] <Tetra> (( Stupid internet decided to disconnect randomly ))
[21:41] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[21:41] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 9 ( Total: 9 )
[21:41] <Koreyan> (( ...
[21:41] <Koreyan> Ow. ))
[21:41] <Mayard> (( ...oboy. ))
[21:42] <Carson> (wuh-oh.)
[21:42] <[AF_L]> Sounds good to me! The abomination falls like a sack of bricks after you PD it.
[21:42] <[AF_L]> However, the downside is that it falls on you.
[21:42] <Koreyan> (( lol! ))
[21:42] <Valefor> ((lol))
[21:42] <Mayard> "Oh, hell..."
[21:42] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d12+54,200%
[21:42] <Carson> ...It just gets worse every damn second...
[21:42] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d12+54,200%: 12 ( Total: 132.0 )
[21:42] <Koreyan> !!!!!
[21:43] <Tetra> (( HOLY )&$(*#&)(!! ))
[21:43] <[AF_L]> It sure does, apparently.
[21:43] <Valefor> ((my word...))
[21:43] <Koreyan> (( 27 strength!!! ))
[21:43] * Mayard is squashed like a bug.
[21:43] <Janos> ((!!!!))
[21:43] <Tetra> (( Well, there went our healer. ))
[21:43] <Ceol> (( You want to kill it in one shot? You can at the low low price of.. 132 points of damage~!?! ))
[21:43] <Tetra> (( Anyone still alive have a PD? ))
[21:43] <Carson> Fsck, Kid!
[21:43] <[AF_L]> That leaves the wounded one and Ossarian.
[21:43] <Valefor> ((no...))
[21:43] <Koreyan> (( Not I. ))
[21:43] * Nachttier turns towards Mayard just in time to see him be squished.
[21:43] <Carson> (nope.)
[21:43] <[AF_L]> You guys are doin' good! It's, like...
[21:43] * Valefor shrieks!
[21:44] <[AF_L]> 6 to 2 odds! You can't lose!
[21:44] <Carson> (Dude, shut up.)
[21:44] * Koreyan glares at teh Fax
[21:44] <Carson> (You've got some big badass attack planned don'tcha?)
[21:44] <[AF_L]> The wounded Abomination raises it's flail and rakes...
[21:44] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6
[21:44] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[21:44] <[AF_L]> ...Valefor.
[21:44] * Nachttier shakes his head at the loss, "This isn't good."
[21:45] <Carson> No... No, it ain't.
[21:45] <Mayard> (( ...um, what's the HP point you have to reach to be in danger of Plot Death? ))
[21:45] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6+36
[21:45] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6+36: 2 ( Total: 38 )
[21:45] <Ceol> (when do I take poison damage again? )
[21:45] <[AF_L]> !roll 2d100
[21:45] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 2d100: 84, 64 ( Total: 148 )
[21:45] <Carson> (rules wise, -2x Max HP I think.)
[21:45] <Carson> (Or GM's discression)
[21:45] <[AF_L]> But nothing happens other than extreme searing pain.
[21:45] <Valefor> ((do I need to roll for my Compnion?))
[21:45] <Nachttier> ((Ceol, during the status phase at the end of the turn.))
[21:45] <Ceol> (( ok ))
[21:45] * Koreyan backs away from his attack on Ossarian and does his best to pull Mayard's rather smashified body from under the thingy.
[21:45] <[AF_L]> Sure, go ahead.
[21:46] <Valefor> !roll d100
[21:46] <Highwind> Valefor - d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[21:46] <Valefor> !roll d100
[21:46] <Highwind> Valefor - d100: 74 ( Total: 74 )
[21:46] <Mayard> (( Okay, good. 1 was at .43x Max HP lost beyond 0 HP. ))
[21:47] <[AF_L]> Anyhow. Ossarian laughs and raises his hands and hurls a black ball of energy at...
[21:47] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6
[21:47] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[21:47] <[AF_L]> Janos.
[21:47] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[21:47] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 85 ( Total: 85 )
[21:47] <Janos> ((EEK!!))
[21:47] <[AF_L]> Surprisingly, it bypases the transvestite.
[21:47] <Carson> (Yeah.)
[21:47] <Koreyan> (( lucky shim. ))
[21:48] <Carson> (Yeah.)
[21:48] <[AF_L]> Now, this is important. Next round I'm going to require anyone downed to make a Luck roll.
[21:48] * Mayard is still laying down, bleeding rather heavily from the face and mouth.
[21:48] <Tetra> (( ... ))
[21:48] * Janos dodges. "It was just a tonic, no need to get that mad!"
[21:48] <[AF_L]> And every even round after that.
[21:48] <Mayard> (( ...Oh, hell. ))
[21:48] <Carson> (Nah, that's not convuluted enough!)
[21:48] <Koreyan> (( The clock's hands? Or just to not die? ))
[21:49] <[AF_L]> Well, let's say it's a matter of Fortune.
[21:49] <Valefor> ((Aim for Ossarian. He dies and then the others die))
[21:49] <[AF_L]> Anyhow, top of the round. Ceol takes his poison damage and the downed folks make their luck rolls.
[21:49] <Carson> (hm? Did I ever take my turn?)
[21:49] <Mayard> !roll 1d100
[21:49] <Highwind> Mayard - 1d100: 63 ( Total: 63 )
[21:49] <[AF_L]> Coulda sworn you did. Didn't you?
[21:49] <Tetra> !roll 1d100
[21:50] <Highwind> Tetra - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[21:50] <Carson> (I was Init. 9 IIRC)
[21:50] <Tetra> (( ... fuck. ))
[21:50] <[AF_L]> Ooh.
[21:50] <Mayard> (( We're gonna DIE. ))
[21:50] <[AF_L]> But not before Carson does...
[21:50] <[AF_L]> ...Something.
[21:50] <[AF_L]> What's he doing?
[21:50] <Carson> ( ^_^ )
[21:50] * Carson dashes at Ossy , skids to a halt, and kicks Ossy straight in the jaw. "Boot to the head!" (Pummel!)
[21:50] <Koreyan> (( Smiling? ))
[21:50] <Carson> !roll 1d100
[21:50] <Highwind> Carson - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[21:50] <Carson> (Poo)
[21:50] <Tetra> (( He's extending his Devil's Luck. To BOTH OF US. ))
[21:50] <Carson> !roll 1d6+20,150%
[21:50] <Highwind> Carson - 1d6+20,150%: 4 ( Total: 36.0 )
[21:50] <Ceol> How much is abomination 1 at?
[21:51] <[AF_L]> Sounds good.
[21:51] <Carson> (yes, Tetra can have one of my rerolls, if allowed.)
[21:51] <[AF_L]> Ossarian: 118/144.
[21:51] <[AF_L]> Abomination 1: 87/360.
[21:51] <[AF_L]> And sure.
[21:51] <Tetra> !roll 1d100
[21:51] <[AF_L]> It'll make things more...Interesting.
[21:51] <Highwind> Tetra - 1d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[21:51] <Koreyan> ...
[21:51] <Tetra> (( .... >_< ))
[21:51] <[AF_L]> Hmm...
[21:51] <Carson> (...Dude.)
[21:51] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[21:51] <Nachttier> ((MUAHAHAHAHAHAH))
[21:51] <Carson> (I want my roll back.)
[21:51] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 34 ( Total: 34 )
[21:52] <[AF_L]> Initiative.
[21:52] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+6
[21:52] <Ceol> !roll 1d10+6
[21:52] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+2
[21:52] <Mayard> (( Do I get a reroll from anyone? ))
[21:52] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+6: 7 ( Total: 13 )
[21:52] <Carson> !roll 1d10+8
[21:52] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d10+6: 3 ( Total: 9 )
[21:52] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+2: 4 ( Total: 6 )
[21:52] <Highwind> Carson - 1d10+8: 6 ( Total: 14 )
[21:52] <Ceol>
[9]
[21:52] <Carson> (Mayard: What was your roll?)
[21:52] <Tetra> (( 63 ))
[21:52] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+7
[21:52] <Carson> (Initiative 14 here.)
[21:52] <Nachttier> !roll 1d10+6
[21:52] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+7: 4 ( Total: 11 )
[21:52] <Highwind> Nachttier - 1d10+6: 5 ( Total: 11 )
[21:52] <Mayard> (( 63. ))
[21:52] <Janos> !roll 1d10+12
[21:52] <Highwind> Janos - 1d10+12: 8 ( Total: 20 )
[21:52] <Koreyan>
[11]. Ugh.
[21:52] <Valefor> !roll d10+6
[21:52] <Janos> ((20))
[21:52] <Highwind> Valefor - d10+6: 9 ( Total: 15 )
[21:52] <Carson> (I've only got 2 left...)
[21:53] <Janos> ((Figures useless boy gets high init.))
[21:53] <[AF_L]> Awright.
[21:53] <[AF_L]> What's your action, Janos?
[21:53] <[AF_L]> If you roll really good I might let you do something useful.
[21:53] <Janos> ((How much HP was Abomination 1 at?))
[21:53] <[AF_L]> 84.
[21:53] <Koreyan> (( 87. ))
[21:53] <Ceol> (( 87 ))
[21:53] <[AF_L]> 87.
[21:54] <Tetra> (( Ugh... what exactly was the luck roll for? o_O ))
[21:54] <Carson> (Pants.)
[21:54] <[AF_L]> I'll tell you in due course.
[21:54] <Tetra> (( Right ))
[21:54] <Nachttier> ((You're turning into Zombies!))
[21:54] <Nachttier> ((Someone get that Daylight vaccine, quick!))
[21:54] <Carson> (It'll hurt. Lots.)
[21:55] <[AF_L]> And I woulda gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you and your pesky Valefor.
[21:55] * Janos looks around. Oh well, may as well do something useful. Using his bar brawling skills, he smashes a Tonic bottle. All over Abomination 1.
[21:55] <Koreyan> (( I'm turning Zombie-nese, I think I'm turning Zombie-nese, I really think so. ))
[21:55] <Janos> ((No other way in hell I could do appreciable damage to anything, I think.))
[21:55] <Valefor> ((d'you guys think you can survive another round w/out an attack from Valefor?))
[21:55] <Koreyan> (( We can try? ))
[21:55] <[AF_L]> Good job, Janos! Thing is now at 65/360.
[21:56] * Ceol raises his hand to the air, forming a cross made of pure light.
[21:56] <Tetra> (( HAH! RE:Oubreak reference ))
[21:56] <Ceol> "I'll take you down.. even if I have to kill myself in the process!"
[21:56] <Nachttier> ((... 87-25 is 62...))
[21:56] <[AF_L]> ...
[21:56] <[AF_L]> Yeah, well.
[21:56] <[AF_L]> 62.
[21:56] <[AF_L]> In any case, Valefor does...What?
[21:57] * Valefor takes Flight!!!
[21:57] <[AF_L]> Carson?
[21:57] * Carson hits Ossy with the basic, classic, and never stale left-jab / right-palm-strike. The rune on his arm shines softly.
[21:57] <Carson> (Fists)
[21:57] <Carson> !roll 2d100
[21:58] <Highwind> Carson - 2d100: 30, 87 ( Total: 117 )
[21:58] <Koreyan> (( Teuce - use the 'omg look! a bird!' distraction =P ))
[21:58] <Carson> (Rune)
[21:58] <Carson> !roll 2d100
[21:58] <Highwind> Carson - 2d100: 39, 78 ( Total: 117 )
[21:58] <Carson> (hit x 1 or hit x 2?)
[21:58] <Janos> ((Hey, it worked last time. But only for Stealing.))
[21:58] <Carson> !roll 1d6+20
[21:58] <Highwind> Carson - 1d6+20: 5 ( Total: 25 )
[21:58] <[AF_L]> Hmm...
[21:59] <[AF_L]> Hit x2.
[21:59] <Carson> !roll 1d6+20
[21:59] <Highwind> Carson - 1d6+20: 6 ( Total: 26 )
[21:59] <Carson> (Yay.)
[22:00] <[AF_L]> Nice job. 6 and 7.
[22:00] <Carson> (Fscking armor.)
[22:00] <[AF_L]> Ossarian - 122/144.
[22:00] <Carson> (Ossy's H- nevermind.)
[22:00] <[AF_L]> ?
[22:01] <[AF_L]> Korey!
[22:01] <Carson> (I was gonna ask for his Hp, but you already had it up.)
[22:02] <[AF_L]> Actually, Korey and Nach go at the same time.
[22:02] * Koreyan commences with the stabbity on Ossarian's bloodskull.
[22:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[22:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[22:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 65 ( Total: 65 )
[22:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[22:02] <[AF_L]> Hit x2.
[22:02] <Koreyan> w00t
[22:02] <Koreyan> Ashura: Left
[22:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+20
[22:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[22:02] <Koreyan> Ashura: Right
[22:02] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+20
[22:02] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[22:02] <[AF_L]> 4 and 8.
[22:03] <[AF_L]> 110/144.
[22:03] <Koreyan> (( Hmm. This is proving rather ineffective. Healing items next round, GO! ))
[22:04] <[AF_L]> Nach?
[22:04] <Valefor> ((Is Ossy Undead too?))
[22:04] <[AF_L]> Sure as hell seems like it.
[22:04] <Nachttier> ((Hrm. We suck. :p))
[22:05] <[AF_L]> Nach?
[22:05] <Nachttier> ((Let's see if Ossy is undead.))
[22:05] * Nachttier fumbles around under his cloak and whips out a second tonic.
[22:05] <Carson> (yes.)
[22:05] * [AF_L] looks at the init sheet. Oops.
[22:05] <Nachttier> "Worked once before..."
[22:06] * Nachttier chucks it at Ossy.
[22:06] <[AF_L]> Well, Nach throws a Tonic at Ossarian, who burns.
[22:06] <Nachttier> ((Ooops, don't give me oops. :p))
[22:06] <[AF_L]> 85.
[22:06] <[AF_L]> But, as a favor, he calls down Unholy Wrath on Nach's undead ass.
[22:06] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:06] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
[22:07] <Koreyan> w--... ow.
[22:07] <Carson> (*snatch*)
[22:07] <Janos> ((Oh dear.))
[22:07] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d8+64
[22:07] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d8+64: 4 ( Total: 68 )
[22:07] <[AF_L]> Aw.
[22:07] <Mayard> (( *Whimper* ))
[22:07] <[AF_L]> Go Ceol.
[22:07] * Ceol closes his eyes. The Holy Symbol begins breaking apart, leaving a crackling black energy in it's place. Suddenly it shoots down and englufs Ceol, nearly forcing him to the ground. Holding his concentration through the pain, the energy takes form of a large sword..which he promptly grabs and slashes The_Abomination.. causing it to erupt in a shadowy explosion. {Darkside}
[22:08] <Ceol> !roll 1d10+32,200%
[22:08] <Valefor> ((this is a far cry from the first battle, where the Zombies were slain before evryone got a turn :P))
[22:08] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d10+32,200%: 2 ( Total: 68.0 )
[22:08] <Ceol> (shadow, let's see what happens..)
[22:08] <Carson> (Yeah.)
[22:08] <Carson> (Oh boy.)
[22:08] <[AF_L]> The undead beasts looks down at Ceol and smiles. 1 damage.
[22:09] <Koreyan> ...
[22:09] <Carson> (Nice.)
[22:09] <[AF_L]> Minus that first s.
[22:09] <Carson> (Let's not do that again.)
[22:09] <Valefor> ...
[22:09] <Koreyan> (( Was worth a shot. ))
[22:09] <[AF_L]>
[Hey, bitch didn't know IC.]
[22:09] * Ceol pants. "Seems double negative energy..."
[22:10] <[AF_L]> The Abomination steps forward and slams a meaty fist down on Ceol, seemingly energized by the Darkside attack.
[22:10] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:10] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 49 ( Total: 49 )
[22:10] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d12+54
[22:10] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d12+54: 5 ( Total: 59 )
[22:10] <[AF_L]> Aw, that's it/
[22:10] <[AF_L]> Thought I was going to roll max again.
[22:10] <[AF_L]> Top of the round, Tetra rises.
[22:11] <Ceol> (taken 67..)
[22:11] <Ceol> (77 with end of round)
[22:11] <Mayard> (( Oh, hell! ))
[22:11] * [AF_L] sets mode: +v Tetra
[22:11] <Koreyan> !roll 1d10+7
[22:11] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d10+7: 8 ( Total: 15 )
[22:11] <Valefor> !roll d10+6
[22:11] <Highwind> Valefor - d10+6: 1 ( Total: 7 )
[22:12] <Janos> !roll 1d10+12
[22:12] <Koreyan> (( Um... elaborate on 'Tetra Rises' ? ))
[22:12] <Highwind> Janos - 1d10+12: 7 ( Total: 19 )
[22:12] <Ceol> !roll 1d10+6
[22:12] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d10+6: 9 ( Total: 15 )
[22:12] <[AF_L]> 'From His Grave'?
[22:12] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+6
[22:12] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+6: 3 ( Total: 9 )
[22:12] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d10+2
[22:12] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d10+2: 8 ( Total: 10 )
[22:12] <Tetra> (( Rise, as in, stand the fuck up ))
[22:12] <Janos> (( OOOH OOH LET HIM TURN INTO THE GOLF WEREWOLF!!!))
[22:12] <Nachttier> ((OMG NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD))
[22:12] <Koreyan> (( Okay... I was hoping you didn't mean 'omgomg Tetra is teh zombie shoopuf' ))
[22:12] <Janos> ((GOLD))
[22:12] <Carson> (Score)
[22:13] <[AF_L]> Alrighty.
[22:14] * [AF_L] turns to Mayard.
[22:14] <[AF_L]> Luck roll.
[22:14] <Mayard> !roll 1d100
[22:14] <Highwind> Mayard - 1d100: 87 ( Total: 87 )
[22:14] <[AF_L]> Ooh.
[22:14] <[AF_L]> Naw.
[22:14] <[AF_L]> In any case, Janos goes first again.
[22:14] <Mayard> (( Someone wanna give me a reroll? ))
[22:14] <Ceol> (( Don't have one to give ))
[22:14] <Mayard> (( ...never mind, I guess. ))
[22:15] <Carson> (I'm saving mine for whenever I get hit. I gotta manage what I've got, man...)
[22:15] <[AF_L]> Followed by Ceol, Koreyan and the Abomination, then whatshisface and then Valefor.
[22:15] * Janos ponders his options, then decides he's donw enough damage for the moment and instead runs towards Ossarian. "I CHANGED MY MIND I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!!!" And then goes for his pockets again.
[22:15] <Carson> (*blink*)
[22:15] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[22:15] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 62 ( Total: 62 )
[22:15] * [AF_L] gasp.
[22:15] <[AF_L]> Traitor.
[22:15] <[AF_L]> That should make the check.
[22:15] <Koreyan> (( *stabbity on Janos* ))
[22:15] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[22:15] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[22:16] <Janos> (Uncommon!)
[22:16] <[AF_L]> Ooh.
[22:16] <[AF_L]> Potion.
[22:16] * Janos pockets the potion. "Biggest sucker EVER!"
[22:16] <[AF_L]> Anyhow. Ceol?
[22:17] <Nachttier> ((I think you know what to do with that. Remember Napoleon's words, "God is on the side with the most artillery."))
[22:17] * Ceol takes out a potion and dumps it onto his hand... then leaps at the Abomination at claws it across the face. "LAUGH ABOUT THIS!"
[22:17] <[AF_L]> See ol'.
[22:17] <Ceol> *and
[22:17] <[AF_L]> Abomination: 11/360.
[22:17] <[AF_L]> Woot! Almost killed it!
[22:18] <Carson> (...)
[22:18] <[AF_L]> Another 11 hits from koreyan and he's down!
[22:18] <[AF_L]> Speaking of which...
[22:18] <Koreyan> ( lol )
[22:18] <Carson> (lol)
[22:18] <[AF_L]> Go go Koreyan!
[22:18] <Valefor> ((Attack Ossy. I'll hit the Abom.))
[22:18] <Koreyan> (( Aight, gotcha. ))
[22:18] <Valefor> ((It's final attack is physical, so it shouldn't damage the bird in flight ;) ))
[22:18] <[AF_L]> <+Koreyan> Did I mention that I'm a Prinny?
[22:19] * Ceol falls to all fours and bleeds alot..
[22:19] <Ceol> Haha
[22:19] <[AF_L]> Deal crappy damage, use two swords...
[22:19] * Koreyan sheathes one of his blades and pulls out a potion, dousing his blade with it, then backhands Ossy with it (w00t for potionz)
[22:19] <[AF_L]> <Koreyan> Hell, I could even be a pirate, dood!
[22:19] <Koreyan> (( Y'arr! ))
[22:19] <[AF_L]> Ossarian: 35/144.
[22:20] <[AF_L]> Hey, guess what?
[22:20] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6
[22:20] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6: 4 ( Total: 4 )
[22:20] <Carson> (Oh boy.)
[22:20] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:20] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 50 ( Total: 50 )
[22:20] <[AF_L]> Wham.
[22:20] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d12+54
[22:20] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d12+54: 3 ( Total: 57 )
[22:20] <[AF_L]> Koreyan takes that.
[22:20] <Koreyan> ... Ow.
[22:20] <Carson> (...Oy.)
[22:20] <[AF_L]> In any case.
[22:20] <Valefor> ((shoot, I might as well go for Ossy since his Hp's that low))
[22:21] <Ceol> (( !!! ))
[22:21] <Carson> (Aye. I'll take Abom.)
[22:21] <Ceol> (( You better be faster than it :P ))
[22:21] <Carson> (I ain't.)
[22:21] <Carson> (I think.)
[22:21] * Koreyan slumps noticably under the rather thorough whomping. (17/83)
[22:22] * Janos doesn't seem slowed at all. (60/60)
[22:22] <Koreyan> (( Hey, I wasn't at full to start with, ya cross-dressin freak =P ))
[22:22] * Carson still really isn't sure of how healthy he is. But he hasn't fallen down yet!
[22:22] <[AF_L]> Obviously in a serious state of damage, Ossarian grunts and draws on his mental faculties and calls down one last bolt of lightning.
[22:22] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d6
[22:22] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d6: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[22:22] * Ceol feels the pain.. the horrid pain.
[19/96]
[22:22] <[AF_L]> On Nach.
[22:22] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:22] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[22:22] * Tetra bleeds. A lot. (0/100)
[22:23] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d8+64
[22:23] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d8+64: 6 ( Total: 70 )
[22:23] <[AF_L]> For that much.
[22:23] * Mayard is in very serious pain. (-38/88)
[22:24] <Valefor> ((Valefor is just breezy: 162/162))
[22:25] <Koreyan> (( No pun intended, due to flight status, eh? ))
[22:25] * Carson also isn't sure when his turn is. He thinks he's been forgotten again.
[22:25] <Valefor> ((doh!))
[22:25] * Tetra slowly rises to his feet and starts walking back over towards the party.
[22:26] * [AF_L] checks backscroll, finds Carson didn't actually roll.
[22:26] <Ceol> (roll init :P ))
[22:26] <Carson> (...Gyah. That explains it.)
[22:26] <Carson> !roll 1d10+8
[22:26] <Highwind> Carson - 1d10+8: 4 ( Total: 12 )
[22:26] <Carson> (Must've missed it... I'm an idiot.)
[22:26] <[AF_L]> For the sake of drama, you get to act same time as Tetra.
[22:26] <Carson> (Cool by me.)
[22:27] <Tetra> (( Whee ))
[22:27] <Tetra> "..." 6*He keeps on walkin'.*
[22:27] <[AF_L]> Tetra walk/staggers back to the party.
[22:27] * Ceol is too busy with the abomination to notice too much.
[22:27] * Carson 's ust getting really confused by this fight now.
[22:28] * Tetra makes sure Carson's really confused by grabbing him and attempting to bite his damn neck!
[22:28] <Tetra> !roll 1d100
[22:28] <Highwind> Tetra - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[22:28] <[AF_L]> Carson gets bit.
[22:28] <Koreyan> (( ... whiskey tango foxtrot? ))
[22:28] * Carson totally didn't see *that* coming.
[22:28] * Nachttier doesn't find anything out of the ordinary with a dead man walking.
[22:28] * Carson also notes that that previous statement had lots of sarcasm.
[22:28] <Tetra> !roll 1d8+24
[22:28] <Highwind> Tetra - 1d8+24: 4 ( Total: 28 )
[22:28] <Koreyan> (( Two, actually... ))
[22:28] * Nachttier also doesn't find it odd that the dead man is hungry.
[22:29] <Koreyan> (( Feeling a bit peckish yourself? =p ))
[22:29] <Carson> -The hell, get offa me!
[22:29] <Carson> (Keep crazy dead guy away from my brains, kthx)
[22:29] * Ceol waits for carsons backup.. hopefully?
[22:29] <Janos> ((Rising from the grave takes a lot out of you.))
[22:29] <[AF_L]> Carson: Roll a Fort save or die! Haw haw!
[22:29] * [AF_L] kidding.
[22:29] <[AF_L]> So, Carson.
[22:29] * Carson hasn't played a system with a Fortitude stat anyway.
[22:30] <[AF_L]> Your party leader just bit you in the neck.
[22:30] * Mayard drags the GM into the grave.
[22:30] <Koreyan> Commence with the stabbity!
[22:30] <Janos> (Stab Tetra!)
[22:30] * Carson kicks Teh Dead Guy offa him, whips out a tonic, and throws it at the remaining Abom, hoping he's got enough health to survive...
[22:30] <[AF_L]> Either he's trying to come on to you, or you're just that damn tasty.
[22:30] <[AF_L]> The Abomination staggers.
[22:31] <[AF_L]> Looks down.
[22:31] <Carson> (That should finish it, yes? ...Oh boy.)
[22:31] * Ceol sucks up abit of air and hopes for the best
[22:31] <[AF_L]> Ceol: Luck roll city
[22:31] <Ceol> !roll 1d100
[22:31] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[22:31] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:31] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[22:31] <Koreyan> ...
[22:31] <Ceol> (not cool)
[22:31] <[AF_L]> Yeah, it'll fall on Ceol.
[22:31] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d100
[22:31] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d100: 56 ( Total: 56 )
[22:31] <Ceol> (reroll on that owuld be the best thing ever)
[22:31] <[AF_L]> But it won't crit.
[22:31] * Carson looks up... looks over... Looks as it doesn't topple on him.
[22:31] <Ceol> ?
[22:32] <[AF_L]> !roll 1d12+54
[22:32] <Highwind> [AF_L] - 1d12+54: 1 ( Total: 55 )
[22:32] <Ceol> ok..
[22:32] <[AF_L]> It just falls down on him. Hard.
[22:32] <[AF_L]> That leaves...Valefor! Have at it!
[22:32] * Ceol gets crushed and passes out.
[22:32] * Ceol
[-16/96]
[22:33] * Koreyan strongly hopes that Ozzy here doesn't have an omfg Boss Final Attack
[22:33] * Valefor casts ¤Fire on Ossarian. In the flash of light, Yvalhpone's spirit can be seen dangling from the large gold chain connected to the bird, flicking off the necromancer.
[22:33] * Carson nods in silent agreement.
[22:33] <Valefor> !roll d100
[22:33] <Highwind> Valefor - d100: 54 ( Total: 54 )
[22:33] * Tetra makes lovely little gurgling noises as he chews what he got.
[22:34] <Valefor> !roll d8+32
[22:34] <Highwind> Valefor - d8+32: 8 ( Total: 40 )
[22:34] <Carson> ...I'll want that back, you know...
[22:34] <Tetra> (( OMG BURNED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE ))
[22:34] <Valefor> !roll d8+32,150%
[22:34] <Highwind> Valefor - d8+32,150%: 1 ( Total: 49.5 )
[22:34] <Valefor> !roll d100
[22:34] <Highwind> Valefor - d100: 91 ( Total: 91 )
[22:34] <[AF_L]> I do believe that takes him down.
[22:35] <[AF_L]> Tetra falls back to corpseland.
[22:35] <Janos> "...Easy. I didn't even break a sweat."
[22:35] <Tetra> (( WOO ))
[22:35] * Carson picks up his neck and puts it back in place. "THa-waitwhatthefsck?!"
[22:35] * Mayard is still unconscious and bleeding.
[22:35] * Janos refrains from mentioning that he didn't do much aside from pickpocketing either.
[22:36] <[AF_L]> Ossarian stares down at the party, a burning hateful effigy.
[22:36] <Koreyan> (( Who all -isn't- down? ))
[22:36] <Carson> (i'm up.)
[22:36] <[AF_L]> He rises his hands skyward, and the ground begins to shake...
[22:36] <Ceol> (( Yval, Carson, and Janos ))
[22:36] <Koreyan> ...
[22:36] <Carson> ...Oh, fuck.
[22:36] * Koreyan looks around. "Oh this isn't good at all..."
[22:36] <Tetra> (( Nacht died? ))
[22:36] <Nachttier> "I think he is too hot to handle."
[22:36] <Ceol> (( oh yeah, Koreyan and Nacht ))
[22:36] <Nachttier> ((Yeah bitch, I've got 50 HP :p))
[22:36] <[AF_L]> From the dark corners of the universe, unspoken secrets begin to unfold and pour into him...
[22:37] <Koreyan> Aw shit...
[22:37] <Carson> Very fuck...
[22:37] <Carson> We should run now.
[22:37] * Koreyan idly wonders what the Paladins are doing...
[22:37] <[AF_L]> When, from the staircase, a spear of pure light stabs him in the chest, taking him off of his feet.
[22:37] <[AF_L]> "Everybody get down!"
[22:37] <Carson> Or not.
[22:37] * Carson ducks.
[22:37] * Aldante_Fax (janus@cpe-24-143-141-166.cable.alamedanet.net) has joined #aria
[22:37] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Aldante_Fax
[22:37] * Koreyan dives aw...
[22:37] <Carson> (*blink*)
[22:37] * Mayard is already down, fortunately.
[22:38] * Janos decides that dissappearing out of sight very quickly would be good.
[22:38] * Tetra shares Mayard's sentiments.
[22:38] * Valefor does whatever a 20' bird does to get out of the way.
[22:38] * Koreyan ay and pulls what bodies he can as far from the beam as possible.
[22:38] * Ceol dreams in his passed out state
[22:38] <[AF_L]> When the light dies, the leader of the Paladins is hoisting Ossarian on his blade.
[22:38] * Janos mutters, "About time you made yourself useful."
[22:38] * Nachttier collapses to one knee.
[22:39] <Carson> ...Mind if we get up now?
[22:39] <[AF_L]> From all angles, blades of pure light embed in the warlock's body, driven deep by men and women.
[22:40] <[AF_L]> The faint smell of flowers enters the area, rousing the downed to 1 HP.
[22:40] * Valefor takes this chance to return to the heaveans.
[22:40] * Valefor is now known as Yvalphone
[22:40] * Ceol weakly pushes the abomination off of him and rises to one knee..
[22:40] * Mayard greets consciousness by rolling to his side and coughing up a good deal of blood.
[22:41] <[AF_L]> As one, the Paladins wrench their blades free, chanting holy writ as they begin the process of dispelling Ossarian.
[22:41] * Mayard then unsteadily gets to his knees, mumbling... something.
[22:41] * Tetra slowly comes back to the land of the truly living and coughs up a mixture of Carson's and his own blood.
[22:41] * Janos sits off to the side, cross-legged, having produced a cigarra from somewhere and lit it.
[22:42] * Nachttier almost wilts as the Paladins do their thing.
[22:42] <[AF_L]> As one, each draws another blade, the one meant for this exact moment. A shaft of moonlight strikes the center of the plaza and illuminates each blade, and then the world turns white once more like on that day not too long ago...
[22:43] * Carson goes blind yet again from the brightness.
[22:43] * Koreyan shields his eyes with his arm and turns away.
[22:43] * Mayard is too out of it to do much of anything but look at the floor.
[22:43] * Janos looks away, blowing a smoke ring.
[22:43] * Ceol closes his eyes
[22:43] * Yvalphone shields Tetra from the light with her back.
[22:43] <[AF_L]> There is a silent rush of air as, for the second time in your meager lives, you realize just how much power is out of your grasp, and the frailty of life itself, carried by the graces of the Gods above.
[22:44] <[AF_L]> Everybody at this point is entitled to a Luck roll.
[22:44] <Tetra> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Mayard> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[22:44] * Ceol growls low
[22:44] <Highwind> Tetra - 1d100: 31 ( Total: 31 )
[22:44] <[AF_L]> An' it better be good.
[22:44] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 53 ( Total: 53 )
[22:44] <Nachttier> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Highwind> Mayard - 1d100: 7 ( Total: 7 )
[22:44] <Ceol> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Highwind> Nachttier - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[22:44] <Janos> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Yvalphone> !roll d100
[22:44] <Highwind> Ceol - 1d100: 95 ( Total: 95 )
[22:44] <Highwind> Janos - 1d100: 8 ( Total: 8 )
[22:44] <Mayard> (( YES! ))
[22:44] <Highwind> Yvalphone - d100: 5 ( Total: 5 )
[22:44] <Ceol> (( hee hee, bad for me makes sense ))
[22:44] <Janos> ((Woo hoo!))
[22:44] <Carson> !roll 1d100
[22:44] <Highwind> Carson - 1d100: 64 ( Total: 64 )
[22:44] <Tetra> (( Ceol gets boned ))
[22:45] <Janos> ((Highwind likes crossdressers, I find.))
[22:45] <Nachttier> ((Karma :p))
[22:45] <Carson> (I'm gonna ignore that.)
[22:46] <[AF_L]> Ceol is caugh in the dead center of the blast and, well. He's not there right now. We'll handle that later.
[22:46] <Ceol> (( I got Smittin for using dark magic :( ))
[22:46] <Koreyan> ... Wow. Bad news for him =P
[22:46] <Yvalphone> ((I liked him))
[22:46] * Mayard is still talking to himself in... whatever the hell language that is.
[22:46] <Tetra> (( Fax: Can we call break here? ))
[22:47] <Nachttier> ((And the guy that is teh evil and all that survives the magical womping :p))
[22:47] <[AF_L]> Yvalphone and Janos are far enough from the center of the blast to only be blown back a half-reasonable amount to a relatively safe area.
[22:47] <[AF_L]> The rest are divided as they are thrown into different parts of the city.
[22:47] <Koreyan> (( And Mayard ))
[22:47] <Mayard> (( Yes, and me. ))
[22:47] * Carson goes flying.
[22:47] * Janos is blown back, cursing, but is able to catch a random piece of gear shaft and slide down to safety nimbly. And doesn't even drop his smoke.
[22:47] <Tetra> (( WHeeeeeeeee....... ))
[22:47] <[AF_L]> Oh, yeah. Mayard, well...We'll handle that, too.
[22:48] <Mayard> (( ...I see. ))
[22:48] * Yvalphone uses her staff to steady herself, but can only watch as the others are blown away.
[22:48] * Koreyan doesn't even realize he's flying until he happens to thump rather heavily into a giant '8' in one of the clocks.
[22:48] <Janos> "Poor bastards."
[22:48] * Ceol is swallowed up my holy energy...
[22:48] <Ceol> (by)
[22:49] * Nachttier goes Boom.
[22:49] <[AF_L]>
[Intermission]
[22:49] <Yvalphone> ((woohoo!!))
[22:49] <Koreyan> ... right as the megaman music begins.
[22:49] <Tetra> (( Be back as soon as possible ))
[22:49] <Koreyan> Beautiful.
[22:49] <Yvalphone> ((how long?))
[22:50] * Tetra is now known as Seph
[Driving]
[22:50] <Carson> (YAY intermission!
[22:50] <[AF_L]> Generally until Seph gets back.
[22:50] <[AF_L]> Now we wrap up things on a case-by-case basis.
[22:50] <Janos> Woo
[22:50] <Ceol> yay
[22:50] <[AF_L]> Ceol's bullshit I'll handle on a later basis since I'll probably dick around with him later this week.
[22:50] <Ceol> .. ass
[22:51] <[AF_L]> Plus, it's a little complicated.
[22:51] <Janos> s he dead?
[22:51] <Janos> +I
[22:51] <Ceol> I have this picture of you pointing and laughing for like 10 minutes 'Corpses can't talk!' (( ok ready to see what happens to others ))
[22:52] <[AF_L]> Well, no.
[22:52] <[AF_L]> But in any case. Let's handle Mayard, first.
[22:52] <Mayard> (( Okay, I'm ready. ))
[22:53] <Janos> ((I'm gonna be AFK for a few, but not gone. So have DT give me a ring if it gets to be my turn,))
[22:53] <[AF_L]> Mayard, you are engulfed in holy energy, the brightest of light that banishes all shadows from it's presence, and you are basked in a warm, welcoming glow. As you come to, muttering in that forgetten, archaic language, you see a woman that strikes true to your heart, someone you know you've seen before, but can't remember where.
[22:54] <Koreyan> (( Ayup. ))
[22:54] <Mayard> . o O ( Wha...? What happened? And... she seems familiar... )
[22:55] <Mayard> . o O ( But from where? And how? And... )
[22:55] <[AF_L]> You call out to her, and find your voice is much deeper than it has a right to have been. A child runs up to you and laughs, tugging at your shirt, opened to catch the breeze of...Wherever you are.
[22:55] * Mayard mutters out the language's equivalent to "Hello..." before realizing what he's doing and switching to common.
[22:56] * Mayard looks down at the child, pats its head, and smiles.
[22:57] <[AF_L]> An open field, full of flowers you can't help but find completely alien to you in your current mindframe, across a sweeping view of a massive mountain range, with a crystal-clear blue sky and serenity as far as the eye can see.
[22:57] <Carson> back, somewhat.
[22:57] <Mayard> . o O ( This is so peaceful... I could live here forever. )
[22:58] <Mayard> . o O ( ...I can't remember the last time I felt that good... )
[22:58] <[AF_L]> You're pulled from where you were standing and go to meet the woman. Her hair is long and platinum blonde, and her eyes are deep blue. As you stare into those eyes of endless blue, you see your face for the first time.
[22:59] * Mayard looks carefully at his own face.
[23:00] <[AF_L]> Not a young boy toting a rifle, but a man fully grown, with a beard, moustache, and everything. Strapped to your side is a longsword in a simple scabbard, wrapped fast with a black, leathery substance.
[23:01] <Mayard> . o O ( I think I remember this... was it Servolio? )
[23:01] * Mayard goes to look at both his hands.
[23:01] <[AF_L]> All things considered, this is definitely you. At what point and time, you cannot say. As you look down at your hands, you see them wrapped in fresh bandages, letting your battle-worn hands recuperate from your previous battle.
[23:03] <[AF_L]> The little boy is brought to your attention again, and as you look closer, it is you, in your present state, wearing the black choker and with the rifle slung over his back.
[23:03] * Mayard then goes back to looking at the woman, and approaching her with a look of peace in his face.
[23:03] * Mayard then goes to give her a big hug, assuming she doesn't back away from it.
[23:04] <[AF_L]> As you lay eyes on your favored piece of equipment, your throat closes up. Immediately, it becomes incredibly hard to breathe. As you wrap your hands around the woman, your consciousness takes a serious hit - the world wavers right before your very eyes.
[23:05] * Mayard stops the hug and immediately falls to his knees, struggling to breathe again.
[23:05] <[AF_L]> You fall down outright after falling to your knees. The woman rushes by your side, shouting your name, but already her voice seems incredibly distant, the child standing over you, wordlessly watching, the emotion in his face nonexistent.
[23:06] <Mayard> . o O ( W-what... agh... )
[23:06] <Mayard> . o O ( No... please, no... )
[23:06] <[AF_L]> And, once again, the world fades to a supreme and absolute white, the last image you hold in your mind of that woman who you so loved.
[23:07] * Mayard finally collapses again, his strength spent.
[23:08] <[AF_L]> You come to your senses. The clockwork dwarf is looking down at you. You feel rather hot. The surroundings are no longer the flowering fields and sweeping vistas, now replaced by the hard floor of the city of Quartz, a place where your current reality resides.
[23:08] * Mayard coughs again, tries to get back to his feet, and fails.
[23:08] <Mayard> "Wh... happen..."
[23:09] <[AF_L]> "Y'finally came to yer senses, aye? I came as soon as I felt the tremors in th' ground, had to make my way up through the underground tunnels."
[23:09] <[AF_L]> "I don' know where your comrades be, but whatever you guys did, you should be thankful you lived through it."
[23:09] <Mayard> "...*cough* Yeah, b- I'm glad you made it, too."
[23:10] <Mayard> "...your request has been granted. Ossarian is dead."
[23:10] * Mayard goes searching for one of the tonics in his coat.
[23:11] <[AF_L]> You are currently lying down on a piece of brass, granite, and crystal fused together, scoured clean by something. As far as the eye can see, from the epicenter to about ten blocks in any direction, it looks much of the same. A large wall of the fused material has risen, blocking the rest of your journey to the rest of the city.
[23:11] <Mayard> "I just hope my allies made it..."
[23:12] <Mayard> "...have you found a way out?"
[23:12] <[AF_L]> "Ye're lucky that I got here when I did. You were about to walk from one world to th' next, it seemed, the way y'r body was spasmin'."
[23:12] * Mayard finally finds a tonic and guzzles it down.
[23:13] <Mayard> "Thanks. I may very well have been, after the beating I took."
[23:14] <[AF_L]> "At least y'r fine, now. In any case, we should head back underground. There's gots ta be some ways that aren't completely destroyed."
[23:14] <[AF_L]> "Y'seemed powerful to me, you and your party, but I never imagined you'd be this powerful."
[23:14] <Mayard> "...right. I'll need to find the other survivors, too."
[23:15] * ZeroNumber (ZeroNumber@user-12lm765.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:15] <Mayard> "The paladins did the heavy lifting. We just gave them the chance to do their work."
[23:15] <Mayard> "And they paid dearly for it."
[23:15] <[AF_L]> All signs of undead, paladins, or Ossarian have been erased. The only thing left is a sword driven into the ground at the point of impact, and a sense of peace.
[23:16] <Mayard> "But the job looks like it's done. You shouldn't have anything else to fear here. I hope."
[23:17] <[AF_L]> "Let's be off, then. This place does us no good right now," he says, and begins to clank down to the stairwell.
[23:17] <[AF_L]>
[Fade to black.]
[23:18] <[AF_L]> Who wants to go next?
[23:18] <Koreyan> I can, I s'pose.
[23:18] <Ceol> me.... >_>
[23:18] <Ceol> Afk
[23:18] * Carson 's having more fun watching, really.
[23:18] <[AF_L]> Good, because I'm going to take a crap then handle Koreyan's little side-story.
[23:19] <Koreyan> Score.
[23:19] * Carson was having more fun watching the RPing, not the crapping, kthx.
[23:19] * Seph
[Driving] (SkyeGainsb@du150109.wpt.ptd.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:20] * Nachttier has been taping the crapping for use in a scat anthology...
[23:21] <Koreyan> Hey, you want a golden shower on that? I've gotta drop a couple of pounds of water weight.
[23:21] * Janos zones in
[23:21] <Nachttier> One fetish per flick, kthx.
[23:21] <Janos> Aw, no hot crossdressing action?
[23:21] <Carson> Indeed.
[23:22] <Ceol> got the furry here, what else?
[23:22] <Yvalphone> lol, y'all so nasty
[23:22] * Carson just walks away.
[23:22] <Koreyan> ^_^ You like it tho. Else you wouldn't be hangin out with all of us
[23:22] <Janos> Join us in the perversity!
[23:22] <Carson> Well, the free drinks certainly don't hurt.
[23:22] * Koreyan loads up Viridian Room whilst waiting for Fax to return.
[23:23] <Carson> Even when those drinks are actually my blood.
[23:23] * Ceol would stab Janos but is probably being judged by God
[23:23] <Carson> Fscking Tetra.
[23:23] * Janos lifts the skirt he's wearing to reveal tentacles.
[23:28] <Carson> Humdedumdi.
[23:29] * ZeroNumber (ZeroNumber@user-12lm765.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #aria
[23:29] * Carson waves.
[23:29] * Aldante_Fax wanders back in.
[23:30] <Aldante_Fax> Stupid-ass computer finally works again.
[23:30] <Yvalphone> yay
[23:31] * Seph
[Driving] (SkyeGainsb@du150072.wpt.ptd.net) has joined #aria
[23:31] * Carson waves.
[23:31] * Seph
[Driving] is now known as Tetra
[23:32] <Tetra> (( Note to self: make sure your passenger isn't going to be vomitting before going to get them ))
[23:32] <Aldante_Fax> Koreyan, you find yourself conscious on a circular conveyor belt that's taking you for a spin around the city. Nobody else is with you. To your constant left, towards the center of the ciity, there is a massive wall of fused material that you would guess is a product of the explosion that took place earlier. How you got this far out is beyond you, but in any case, here you are. Your body aches in pain as it tries to move, but after
[23:32] <Aldante_Fax>
[Cut?]
[23:32] <Mayard> (( At 'but after' ))
[23:33] <Tetra> (( move, but after ))
[23:33] * Koreyan nods
[23:33] <Aldante_Fax> Your body aches in pain as it tries to move, but after several excruciating moments, you begin feeling a little better and can bear the burden of normal physical motion.
[23:34] * Koreyan cracks his neck and slowly attempts to move into a sitting position to look around.
[23:35] <Aldante_Fax> As you revolve on the roundabout, it becomes increasingly apparent that nobody else is with you. There was no contingency plan for this, but you have your priorities. What are you going to do?
[23:36] * AvatarReborn (bob@ppp067.tom.centurytel.net) has joined #aria
[23:37] * Aldante_Fax smacks himself for repetition repetition.
[23:37] * AvatarReborn slowly stands up, doing his best to keep his balance on the moving walkway. "Great... just fabulous..."
[23:37] <AvatarReborn> Dammit.
[23:37] <Aldante_Fax> Convenient moving rails support you.
[23:37] * Koreyan (bob@ppp048.tom.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:37] * Aldante_Fax sets mode: +v AvatarReborn
[23:37] * AvatarReborn is now known as Koreyan
[23:37] * Aldante_Fax sets mode: +v Tetra
[23:37] <Koreyan> How high off the ground am I?
[23:38] <Aldante_Fax> Not too high. Not high at all, actually. You're on perfectly level ground.
[23:38] <Koreyan> Hmm. Anything around that I might be able to use as a point of reference, not including the large metallic crater to my left?
[23:39] <Koreyan> Something from before the blast, preferably.
[23:39] <Aldante_Fax> Some signs tell you streets that don't concern you. At this rate, it'll take awhile until you get brought to another conveyor junction.
[23:40] <Koreyan> Hmm. Well, might as well start walking. That'll get me moving a bit faster.
[23:40] <Aldante_Fax> You start moving at a slow and painful rate.
[23:40] <Aldante_Fax> Roll a Spot check. Or, in this case, a Perception/Awareness roll.
[23:41] <Koreyan> !roll 1d100
[23:41] <Highwind> Koreyan - 1d100: 90 ( Total: 90 )
[23:41] <Koreyan> ...
[23:41] <Koreyan> stupid fsckin highwind.
[23:41] <Aldante_Fax> Naw.
[23:42] <Aldante_Fax> Anyway, you keep moving. Eventually you'll catch up with the people who aren't Nach, Ceol, and Mayard, and Tetra.
[23:42] <Aldante_Fax> So you catch up with the flak + Yval.
[23:42] <Tetra> (( Oh yeah. What happened to me? ))
[23:42] <Koreyan> Oh. Well that's plain and boring =P
[23:42] <Aldante_Fax> You got rocked.
[23:42] * Koreyan stabs highwind's diceroller.
[23:42] <Tetra> (( Rocked, flew through the city, or rocked, absorbed by the light? ))
[23:43] <Aldante_Fax> Hmm..
[23:43] <Aldante_Fax> We'll say that you got...
[23:43] <Aldante_Fax> rocked.
[23:43] <Tetra> (( That's handy, Fax. ))
[23:43] <Tetra> (( I'll just wait ))
[23:44] <Aldante_Fax> Anyway, we'll save the Yval/Koreyan/Janna/Carson situation in the future.
[23:44] <Aldante_Fax> Now, we'll move to...
[23:44] <Aldante_Fax> Hm.
[23:44] <Aldante_Fax> Who to move to?
[23:45] <Ceol> >_>
[23:45] <Carson> <.<
[23:45] <Janos> ((Umm, It should be worth noting that Janos is trying to *avoid* the others.))
[23:45] <Janos> ((Koreyan especially.))
[23:45] <Aldante_Fax> brb.
[23:47] <Aldante_Fax> Back.
[23:48] <Aldante_Fax> Right. Well, I'll handle Ceol later as stated.
[23:49] <Aldante_Fax> So, the only person that leaves is...
[23:49] <Aldante_Fax> Tetra.
[23:49] <Yvalphone> woohoo
[23:49] <Aldante_Fax> But I don't feel like handling that right now, either.
[23:49] <Ceol> haha
[23:49] <Carson> Heh.
[23:49] <Janos> Damn lazt GM.
[23:49] <Tetra> (( ... o_O ))
[23:49] <Aldante_Fax> So, I won't and I'll call a stop to the session here.
[23:49] <Carson> So are we calling it a night then?
[23:49] <Janos> *lazy
[23:49] <Carson> Ah.
[23:49] * Carson is now known as ElementalKnight
[23:49] <Tetra> (( Oh, sure. Overlook the zombiecripple ))