Playtest Campaign, Cassin Keep: Airship Assault

Cassin Keep: Airship Assault

GM: Demonic Gerbil
Players: Chrysania Ledona (Elven Magic Knight/Fire Hazard; played by Alex-San), J'Rai (Mithra Time Mage/Detergent ad in waiting; played by Remora), Rasputin Barclay (Human Swordmaster/living bad luck charm; played by Maximum Leader Igtenos)
The Peanut Gallery: Typhoon, Captain Vittles, mattwolfewvu, Elemental Knight, SSFSX17
Your Friendly Bot: Highwind

Your Alternate Friendly Bot: Gullwhacker
[15:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> While I set up the init tracker you can talk amongst yourselves. The situation is simple: You're on an airship, being sent back to Cassin Keep as cannon fod- Reinforcements for the defenders now that the enemy seems to have gotten a resurgence in its numbers.
[15:48] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You're in your cabin or something. Have fun. >.>
[15:48] < randomsyllable> (I in?)
[15:48] < J`Rai> "Yay. Back to the keep. Gible- er, Rasputin, nice to hea- see you again."
[15:48] < Crysania> "Cassin Keep again eh' What a load of Wark."
[15:49] * Rasputin wonders how his next mission will go. Lately, Rasputin has not had much luck lately unless you count managing to survive last night's bar fight.
[15:49] < Rasputin> "Hi J'rai!"
[15:49] < J`Rai> "So. How many time do you think somebody's gonna get turned into extra-chunky chili?"
[15:49] < J`Rai> +s
[15:50] < Rasputin> "I dunno, but I think the odds are against us."
[15:50] < J`Rai> "Just a little. Only three of us, wonder how we're gonna hold up..."
[15:51] < Crysania> "There's only three of us!? Wark!"
[15:52] < J`Rai> "Yeah. You, me, and Mr. I-have-twice-the-usual-amount-of-blood-and-like-to-show-it-off here.
[15:52] < J`Rai> "
[15:52] < J`Rai> "Of course, that could also be used to describe me last night."
[15:54] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Suddenly, over the emergency comm tube the Airship Captain shouts "EMERGENCY! ALL HANDS TO DECK! WE HAVE BOARDERS AND THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE PEOPLE! THE BRIDGE, PASSENGER QUARTERS, AND ENGINE ROOM ARE ALL UNDER ATTACK!"
[15:54] < J`Rai> "FUCK!"
[15:54] < Rasputin> "They didn't waste any time, did they?"
[15:54] < J`Rai> "WHAT IT IS WITH THE GUILD AND SUDDEN ATTACKS?!"
[15:54] * J`Rai tears out of the cabin and heads for the closest sounds of battle.
[15:55] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> In the hallway outside the cabin a pair of zombie soldiers and their chocobo ambush J`Rai.
[15:55] * Rasputin follows close behind J'Rai, Sword resting on his shoulder at the moment.
[15:55] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Blood_Zombie1:18 Blood_Zombie2:15 Chrysania:14 Blood_Chocobo:14 Rasputin:11 J`Rai:11
[15:55] < Rasputin> "Um, why is a chocobo on an airship?"
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Since J`Rai was the first out, he gets assaulted by the two Zombies and their stabby-stabs.
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:56] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[15:56] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J'Rai takes 28 damage from the first stab.
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[15:56] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 17 ( Total: 17 )
[15:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[15:56] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 3 ( Total: 35 )
[15:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And 26 damage from the second.
[15:57] < J`Rai> "...ow."
[15:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania, go.
[15:57] < Rasputin> "I think you're going to need new robes. Again."
[15:58] * Crysania whips out her sword and swings for the closes zombie.
[15:58] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[15:58] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 60 ( Total: 60 )
[15:58] < J`Rai> "Yes. Yes I am. Ow."
[15:58] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Hit.
[15:58] < Crysania> !roll 2x1d10+10
[15:58] < Highwind> Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. - '2x1d10+10'
[15:59] * Gullwhacker . o O (....it's 1d10 + 20.)
[15:59] < Crysania> !roll 1d10+20
[15:59] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d10+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[15:59] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The sword cuts deep into Blood Zombie 1's side, spraying Chrysania with high pressure blood.
[16:00] < J`Rai> "Dammit, all over my sleeve!"
[16:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo attacks, mauling Chrysania.
[16:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:00] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
[16:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:00] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 4 ( Total: 36 )
[16:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And Chrysania takes 23 damage from the savage clawing.
[16:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[16:00] * Rasputin ponders
[16:01] < Rasputin> I use a potion on J'rai.
[16:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Okay, J`Rai is back up to 70 HP.
[16:01] < J`Rai> "Gomen. I'm paying you back for that."
[16:01] < Rasputin> That way J'rai can whip out cure.
[16:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai, go.
[16:02] < J`Rai> I Cure the Zombie that isn't damaged.
[16:02] < Rasputin> "No problem. Just kill a zombie."
[16:02] * BackByPopularDemand_GM waits for a die roll...
[16:03] < J`Rai> (Gah.)
[16:03] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:03] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 14 ( Total: 14 )
[16:03] < J`Rai> (I HATE it when I do that...)
[16:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit
[16:03] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[16:03] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 1 ( Total: 53 )
[16:03] < J`Rai> (Bad Highwind.)
[16:03] * Rasputin idly wishes he would have bought some more Potions after last night's brawl.
[16:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The zombie disintegrates into a gurgling foaming spray of blood, which drenches the party, but especially J`Rai.
[16:04] < J`Rai> "FEEL THAT 13 MAG, BITCH!"
[16:04] * J`Rai is decked by a falling piece of drywall
[16:04] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Round 1. Somewhere in the universe a counter tick down to (9).
[16:04] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Blood_Zombie1:18 Chrysania:15 Blood_Chocobo:13 Rasputin:13 J`Rai:7
[16:04] < Rasputin> >.>
[16:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Over the emergency comm thing the Captain shouts "ALL HANDS REPORT TO THE ENGINE ROOM. THE ENGINEERS ARE BEING OVERWHELMED."
[16:05] < Rasputin> "Give us a break, we have our hands full as-is!"
[16:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The remaining blood zombie leaps into the air, gibbering, at Rasputin.
[16:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:05] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 22 ( Total: 22 )
[16:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:05] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
[16:06] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Zombie's bony fingers strike through Rasputin's armor for 23 damage, which also heals the Zombie.
[16:06] < J`Rai> (Aw, dammit. Elisha? I completely forgot to update my derived values. I am so damn sorry. x_x;;)
[16:07] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((HAHAH U LOSE))
[16:07] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania, go.
[16:07] < Crysania> ((by the way, there is no "h"))
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[16:07] * Crysania swings in fury at the Blood Chocobo and tells it to go to hell.
[16:07] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[16:07] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[16:07] < Crysania> !roll 1d8+20
[16:07] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d8+20: 8 ( Total: 28 )
[16:07] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Hit.
[16:08] * Gullwhacker . o O (Wow. That's SO out of character.)
[16:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo WARKS as the sword slices into it, raining blood on Chrysania.
[16:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:08] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 74 ( Total: 74 )
[16:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Darn, no counter. >.>))
[16:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Blood Chocobo lashes out at its assailant.
[16:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:09] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[16:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:09] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 7 ( Total: 39 )
[16:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And thwacks Chrysania with its break for 26 damage.
[16:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[16:10] < Rasputin> Dispatch on the Choco Zombie.
[16:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[16:11] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[16:11] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 12 ( Total: 42.5 )
[16:11] * Rasputin hugs Highwind
[16:12] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You deal a major blow to the chocobo, covering yourself in more blood, and some feathers too.
[16:12] < Crysania> ((byn the way SOS-Shell goes off))
[16:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Nothing uses magic damage here so it doesn't matter. :p))
[16:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman.
[16:13] < J`Rai> (Cure the Zombie.)
[16:13] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:13] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[16:13] < J`Rai> (Highwind likes me.)
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[16:13] < J`Rai> (For once.)
[16:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit.
[16:14] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[16:14] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 1 ( Total: 53 )
[16:14] < J`Rai> (Or not.)
[16:14] < Crysania> ((i guess not))
[16:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Zombie disintegrates into another bloody spray, covering the party with more gore.
[16:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Round 2. The great counter out in the universe drops to (8).
[16:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Blood_Chocobo:18 Chrysania:14 J`Rai:14 Rasputin:12
[16:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Blood Chocbo goes WARKWARKWARKWARK!!!! as it attempts to plunge its beak into Chrysania.
[16:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:15] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 3 ( Total: 3 )
[16:15] * J`Rai mumbles something about "never going to come out, not until we all go up in a big fireball."
[16:15] < Crysania> ((shit))
[16:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32,200%
[16:15] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32,200%: 6 ( Total: 76.0 )
[16:16] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania takes 63 damage and is knocked to negative 40-something. Welcome to FATAL zone. You need medical treatment, or a phoenix down, in 4 turns or you are erased from the stage of history.
[16:16] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Oh, and, the Chocobo is healed by 63 HP too.
[16:16] < Rasputin> .........
[16:17] < J`Rai> "...."
[16:17] < Rasputin> ((Elisha, I'm going to hunt you down & beat you senseless for this)).
[16:17] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai, go.
[16:17] < J`Rai> "Holy fuck, I'm having flashbacks."
[16:17] * Gullwhacker . o O (So the Chocobo ripped out Crysania's heart and ate it or something equally gory?)
[16:17] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Drank all of Chrys's blood actually.)
[16:17] * J`Rai pulls a feather out of his pocket and sticks it down Crysania's throat.
[16:17] < randomsyllable> (Hence Blood Chocobo)
[16:17] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania is miraculously healed to 1 HP.
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[16:18] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin, go.
[16:18] * Rasputin ponders
[16:18] < Rasputin> Dispatch.
[16:18] * Gullwhacker . o O ('ey, Pat. You missed a Blood Chocobo drinking all of Crysania's blood.)
[16:18] < SSFSX17> ((DARN!))
[16:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[16:19] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[16:19] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 9 ( Total: 38.75 )
[16:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yadda yadda, you hurt it big again.
[16:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Round 3. The great ticker in the universe drops to (7).
[16:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Chrysania:19 Blood_Chocobo:12 Rasputin:11 J`Rai:8
[16:20] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania, go.
[16:20] * Crysania pulls out a potion and gulps it down.
[16:20] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Okay, Chrys is at 51 HP now.
[16:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo jumps at J`Rai, kicking with its clawed feet.
[16:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:21] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 11 ( Total: 11 )
[16:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:21] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 2 ( Total: 34 )
[16:21] < randomsyllable> (So close)
[16:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And the White Mage takes 25 damage.
[16:21] < J`Rai> "OW! You little BASTARD! I WILL BURN YOU OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE *AND* THE NEXT!"
[16:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[16:21] < Rasputin> Wee. Dispatch.
[16:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[16:22] < Rasputin> ((I feel like such a one-trick pony... But I don't trust Highwind after whiffing twice in a row.))
[16:22] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[16:22] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 5 ( Total: 33.75 )
[16:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> More Choco gore splatters out from the wounded bird.
[16:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai.
[16:23] < Rasputin> "Take the bastard down!"
[16:23] < J`Rai> (Uhm... is it undead?)
[16:23] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Only one way to find out if a blood drinking bird is undead.))
[16:23] < Rasputin> (aren't you packy aero?)
[16:23] < J`Rai> (Fine. Cure.)
[16:23] < SSFSX17> ((*Scan*))
[16:23] < J`Rai> (Er, wait, no.)
[16:23] < Rasputin> (er packing.))
[16:23] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Do you have the *time* to scan?))
[16:23] < SSFSX17> ((I could swear you took that spell.))
[16:24] < J`Rai> (I'm aware I don't have the time. Aero. I want NO CHANCES.)
[16:24] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:24] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 33 ( Total: 33 )
[16:24] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit
[16:24] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[16:24] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 3 ( Total: 55 )
[16:24] * J`Rai gives Highwind the finger.
[16:25] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The howling winds rip the chocobo apart, leaving two large bloody chunks and a pile of feathers.
[16:25] < J`Rai> "Yay!"
[16:25] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> VICTORY. The great ticker of the universe drops to (6).
[16:25] < Rasputin> (Oh my)
[16:25] * J`Rai spins his staff around his fingers dextrously and thrusts it at the camera righteously.
[16:25] < Rasputin> "We better get to the Engine room."
[16:25] < J`Rai> "Now, to the engine room!"
[16:25] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Airship Captain shouts "HELP HELP THEY'RE SWARMING THE BRID- AGGGHHHHH!!!"
[16:26] < J`Rai> "..."
[16:26] < Crysania> "where do we go!?"
[16:26] < J`Rai> "Engine room still."
[16:26] < Rasputin> "Dammit."
[16:26] < Rasputin> "yeah. Not much point if we can't keep the engine in one piece, right?"
[16:26] * J`Rai runs for the engine room.
[16:26] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Smart ones, you may survive this yet.))
[16:26] * Crysania follows quickly.
[16:26] < Rasputin> ((Can I drink a Tonic before the next fight?))
[16:27] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yes.
[16:27] * J`Rai is in good shape... kinda.
[16:27] < Rasputin> ((Good, because I'm doing that to make sure I'm at full HP.))
[16:27] * J`Rai drinks a tonic.
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[16:28] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You arrive at the engine room to sounds of metal breaking. You enter the outer door and discover a scene of carnage. All of the engineers are dead, blood is on every surface, and a pair of zombies with their chocobo are wrecking the machinery one "WHACK" at a time.
[16:29] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo notices your arrival...
[16:29] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Blood_Zombie2:18 J`Rai:16 Chrysania:14 Blood_Chocobo:12 Rasputin:12 Blood_Zombie1:11
[16:29] < Rasputin> "Oh my..."
[16:29] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "WARK!"
[16:29] < J`Rai> "Hah! We might be able to get this!"
[16:29] < Rasputin> "Let's hope so!"
[16:29] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And the great ticker in the universe drops to (5).
[16:29] < Rasputin> ((I thought it was two chocobos?))
[16:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (No, two zombies and their Chocobo.)
[16:30] < Crysania> ((zombies ride boco's?))
[16:30] < Rasputin> ((OK, nevermind))
[16:30] < J`Rai> (Maybe. Or it might just be an asskicking device.)
[16:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Blood Zombie 2 shuffles over to Rasputin and goes stabby stab.
[16:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:30] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 44 ( Total: 44 )
[16:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:30] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 5 ( Total: 37 )
[16:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin takes 23 damage from the blade.
[16:31] < Rasputin> "Good thing I drank that Tonic..."
[16:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai.
[16:31] < Rasputin> "Take out a zombie."
[16:32] * J`Rai gathers a ball of usually-benevolent energy and does his level best to shove it down Zombie 1's decomposing throat.
[16:32] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:32] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 40 ( Total: 40 )
[16:32] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit. The Zombie explodes into a rain of gore before you can even roll for damage.
[16:32] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania.
[16:32] < J`Rai> "FWAH."
[16:33] * Crysania flame strikes zombie #1.
[16:34] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[16:34] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 36 ( Total: 36 )
[16:34] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit
[16:34] < J`Rai> (I killed Zombie 1...)
[16:34] < Crysania> !roll 1d8=20
[16:34] < Highwind> Error: Use a spellchecker and try again. - '1d8=20'
[16:34] < Crysania> !roll 1d8+20
[16:34] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[16:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Your blade sears into the Zombie's flesh, of course you hit Zombie #2 since the former zombie is nothing more than a bloody smear on your clothes.
[16:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:35] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
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[16:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:35] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 8 ( Total: 40 )
[16:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> But as your blade cuts into it, it shoves its knife into your gut for 27 damage.
[16:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo leaps at J`Rai, mauling the healer.
[16:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:36] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 30 ( Total: 30 )
[16:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:36] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 4 ( Total: 36 )
[16:36] < J`Rai> "Aiiieee!"
[16:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J'Rai takes 27 damage from the kicks.
[16:36] < J`Rai> "That HURT. You DIE NOW."
[16:37] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[16:37] * Rasputin ponders
[16:37] < Rasputin> ((how bad is J'rai on HP?))
[16:37] < J`Rai> (43.)
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[16:38] < Rasputin> ((OK. Better than I thought....))
[16:38] < Crysania> ((dinner break)) be back in 15 - cut my foot off
[16:38] < Rasputin> Dispatch (surprise!) on Zombie 2.
[16:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Roll for it.
[16:38] < J`Rai> (You may be a one-trick pony, but it's a damned good trick.)
[16:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((He cut his foot off?!))
[16:38] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[16:38] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 2 ( Total: 30.0 )
[16:39] < Rasputin> ((And hopefully it'll kill this damn zombie.))
[16:39] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The last Zombie disintegrates under Rasputin's blade.
[16:39] < Rasputin> ((If the crappy dice roll for damage doesn't screw me over...))
[16:39] < Rasputin> ((YAY!))
[16:39] < J`Rai> "Woo!"
[16:39] < J`Rai> "Now to pwn that Chocobo!"
[16:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Round 1. The ticker of the universe goes to (4). It seems on the bridge they're doing something naughty to kill you all anyways.
[16:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Blood_Chocobo:12 Chrysania:11 Rasputin:11 J`Rai:9
[16:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Blood Chocobo assaults J`Rai again.
[16:41] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:41] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 4 ( Total: 36 )
[16:41] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And Jman takes 27 damage.
[16:41] < J`Rai> "Get your stinking feet off me, you damn dirty bird!"
[16:41] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> While we wait for Chrys, Rasputin, go.
[16:42] * Rasputin tosses his last tonic at J'rai.
[16:43] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman has 41 HP. Want to go while we wait for Alex?
[16:44] < Rasputin> ((Better yet, go for Alex and do something intelligent... like use Flamestrike.))
[16:44] * J`Rai thinks... hm, Cure on the Chocobo. Need to find out if it is or isn't sometime.
[16:44] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:44] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 15 ( Total: 15 )
[16:44] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit.
[16:44] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[16:44] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 7 ( Total: 59 )
[16:45] * SSFSX17 sets mode: +o Highwind
[16:45] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Chocobo's outer layer of skin burns off, leaving a very disgusting looking and angry Chocobo standing there.
[16:45] < J`Rai> "Woo!"
[16:45] < Rasputin> "Awesome."
[16:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania uses Flamestrike on the Chocobo! "WARK!"
[16:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[16:46] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 81 ( Total: 81 )
[16:46] < J`Rai> (...and misses.)
[16:46] < Rasputin> (And highwind screws us over once again.)
[16:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And end up cutting an oil filled hose which sprays fiery death all over the Chocobo.
[16:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+32
[16:46] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+32: 8 ( Total: 40 )
[16:46] < Rasputin> o_O
[16:47] < J`Rai> "Hey, cool."
[16:47] < J`Rai> "Divine intervention."
[16:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So the Blood Chocobo dies and the engine room is now on fire.
[16:47] < J`Rai> "...or not."
[16:47] < Rasputin> O_O
[16:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The great time in the universe drops to (3).
[16:47] < Rasputin> "I should stayed home."
[16:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *timer
[16:47] < J`Rai> "Me too."
[16:47] < Rasputin> "Uh, do Airship have lifeships or escape capsules or something?"
[16:48] < J`Rai> "GOD, I hope so."
[16:48] < Rasputin> "me too."
[16:48] < Captain_Vittles> ((Does the Engine Room have a Fire Extinguisher?))
[16:48] < J`Rai> "Unless you want to jump overboard while I throw Aeros at the ground in a desperate attempt to hit the shockwave just right enough to slow up down from terminal velocity.)
[16:48] < J`Rai> -) +"
[16:48] < J`Rai> =p +s
[16:48] < J`Rai> (GAH.)
[16:48] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Over the intercom you hear a hissing voice, "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE. THIS SHIP CRASHES AND YOU ALL DIE IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. THE LIFE BOATS AND PARACHUTES HAVE BEEN JETTISONNED"
[16:49] * Gullwhacker . o O (I suggested that to Rob earlier.)
[16:49] < Rasputin> "The way things are going, that might be a good idea."
[16:49] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Anyone want to look for a fire extinguisher? >.<))
[16:49] < J`Rai> (I will.)
[16:49] < J`Rai> (Whining is more fun, but I'll look.)
[16:49] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Roll for awareness.))
[16:49] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[16:49] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[16:49] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[16:49] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 84 ( Total: 84 )
[16:50] < J`Rai> (Please tell me it defaults to MAG.)
[16:50] < J`Rai> (Because if so, I made my roll.)
[16:50] * Rasputin sighs at Highwind.
[16:50] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Hey! Jman finds a fire extinguisher designed to put oil fires! While Rasputin discovers a big red button that says "Do No Push."
[16:50] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *put out
[16:50] * Rasputin wonders what happens if you push it.
[16:50] * J`Rai SPRAYS THE FIRE LIKE MAD with the extinguisher.
[16:51] < Crysania> ((back))
[16:51] < J`Rai> "Don't push it! Don't push it!"
[16:51] < J`Rai> "You'll set off the self destruct or something!"
[16:51] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The fire goes out, but oil continues to pour from the hose.
[16:51] * Rasputin stops before he gets even close to pushing it.
[16:51] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The timer in the universe drops to (2). I'd recommend figuring out someway to keep them from crashing the airship. This *is* the engine room afterall.
[16:52] * J`Rai reroutes controls to the engine room! Just like on Star Trek!
[16:52] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((It's more a matter of pulling levers until you disable the bridge controls. >.<))
[16:53] * Gullwhacker . o O (Maybe that's what the button does.)
[16:53] < J`Rai> (Cool.)
[16:53] < Rasputin> ((Then we pull all the levers because we're fucked one way or another.))
[16:53] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Not that any of you have Piloting (Airships) or something. :p))
[16:53] < J`Rai> "We're all gonna die anyways, push it."
[16:53] < Rasputin> "OK!"
[16:53] * Rasputin pushes the button that he wasn't supposed to push.
[16:53] * J`Rai goes over to the bank of levers in case they survive it.
[16:54] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The airship jerks and its flight seems to stabilize. Almost like it's not heading down towards the ground anymore.
[16:54] < J`Rai> "...!"
[16:54] < J`Rai> "God loves us!"
[16:54] < Captain_Vittles> ((But I hate you, the Crystal Blood Dragon Ninja screams as it leaps into the Enginer Room))
[16:54] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Over the intercom, "DAMN YOU! WE WILL BEGIN EXECUTING PASSENGERS IF YOU DON'T SURRENDER YOURSELVES."
[16:54] * Arcomage has joined #generica
[16:55] < Rasputin> "GO FOR IT."
[16:55] < mattwolfewvu> (( Crystal Blood Dragon Ninja Chocobo Zombie ))
[16:55] * J`Rai sighs. "We're heroes, we're not very intelligent. Let's go say hi! Maybe they'll let us have tea before they slaughter us."
[16:55] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So, where to?
[16:55] < Rasputin> "I dunno. I like being alive...."
[16:55] < Crysania> To ze' engine room!
[16:56] < J`Rai> "Bridge, anyone?"
[16:56] < Captain_Vittles> ((Get out of my head, matt))
[16:56] < J`Rai> (We're IN the engine room.)
[16:56] < Crysania> (ah)
[16:56] < Crysania> (bridge then!)
[16:56] * Arcomage . o O ( I'd rather play poker. )
[16:56] * J`Rai starts heading for the bridge. "Let's go, ya'll."
[16:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You go to the bridge, with no incident.
[16:57] * Crysania follows the good little girl she is.
[16:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Going to use any healing items or the like before you get there?
[16:57] < Rasputin> I have no healing items to use.
[16:57] < J`Rai> (Hm... I'll Cure myself and use an Ether.)
[16:57] < J`Rai> "Oy, Rasputin? You need a tonic or something?"
[16:57] < Rasputin> ((how am I on HP?))
[16:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> 47/70
[16:58] < J`Rai> (I Cure him.)
[16:58] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[16:58] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 4 ( Total: 56 )
[16:58] * Jello_Socks is now known as Jello[AFK]
[16:58] < Rasputin> "Thanks!"
[16:58] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (So, J`Rai and Rasputin are maxed on HP, and Jman has 52 MP.)
[16:58] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (What about poor Choco-girl with 24/65 HP?)
[16:58] < J`Rai> (I thought I had 50, but I'll take 52. And I'll heal her.)
[16:58] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+48
[16:59] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+48: 4 ( Total: 52 )
[16:59] < Crysania> How did I get hurt so?
[16:59] < J`Rai> (...I meant 52...)
[16:59] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You died, came back, got healed, got stabbed. That's how.
[16:59] < Crysania> (ahhh stabby stabby
[16:59] < J`Rai> "We're here, gang. Look for a save point."
[17:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Whew.
[17:00] < J`Rai> "So, who wants to open the door?"
[17:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yes, who indeed? ;-)
[17:00] < Rasputin> "Crysania can do it."
[17:01] < Crysania> "why the hell not"
[17:01] * Crysania opens the door.
[17:01] * Rasputin has developed a strong sense of self-preservation after the last 3 missions.
[17:01] * J`Rai steps in. "Hi! We're the Player Characters!"
[17:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You step into the bridge, where a lone Dragon Ninja awaits you.
[17:01] < J`Rai> "...only one?"
[17:01] * Typhoon has joined #generica
[17:01] < J`Rai> "We just might survive!"
[17:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Chrysania:18 Dragon_Ninja:17 Rasputin:15 J`Rai:12
[17:02] * Gullwhacker . o O (It's a Dragon Ninja Elite.)
[17:02] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrys, go.
[17:02] * Gullwhacker . o O (You are all doomed.)
[17:02] < Rasputin> "I hope you have more Ethers."
[17:02] * Crysania pulls out her bow and releases a fire arrow at the ninja.
[17:02] < J`Rai> "Indeed."
[17:02] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:02] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 6 ( Total: 6 )
[17:02] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> CRIT
[17:02] * Gullwhacker . o O (Nice. VERY NICE.)
[17:02] < Crysania> !roll 1d8+20,200%
[17:02] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d8+20,200%: 2 ( Total: 44.0 )
[17:02] * Gullwhacker . o O (Now here's hoping Dragon Ninja is W:Fire.)
[17:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The arrow sails right through the Ninja's body, leaving a few half-melted scales to fall and vanish.
[17:03] < J`Rai> "..."
[17:03] * Crysania gocks in amazement.
[17:03] < J`Rai> "I don't know whether to cheer or bemoan my fate."
[17:03] < Rasputin> "Bemoan our fate."
[17:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The arrow falls to the ground behind on the other side of the room, setting the carpet on fire.
[17:03] < J`Rai> "Okay. We're all gonna di- YES I KNEW IT."
[17:03] < Crysania> "..."
[17:04] < Crysania> "wark......"
[17:04] < Rasputin> "Definitely, bemoan our fate."
[17:04] * Arcomage . o O ( Anyone have another fire extinguisher? And if not, maybe marshmallows? )
[17:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Dragon Ninja draws its blade and charges Chrys.
[17:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:05] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 27 ( Total: 27 )
[17:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[17:05] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+45: 5 ( Total: 50 )
[17:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrys takes 37 damage from the wicked strike.
[17:05] * Crysania collapses to the ground.
[17:05] < J`Rai> "...!!"
[17:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[17:05] < Rasputin> "I definitely need new armor."
[17:05] < Rasputin> Dispatch time!
[17:06] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[17:06] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 4 ( Total: 32.5 )
[17:06] < Rasputin> ((I hate you, Highwind.))
[17:06] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You sword shears a few scales of its armor off.
[17:06] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman.
[17:06] < J`Rai> (Uhm, should I heal or Aero?)
[17:07] < J`Rai> (Heal, then. On Crys.)
[17:07] < Rasputin> ((unfortunately, I'm going to suggest healing.))
[17:07] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[17:07] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 8 ( Total: 60 )
[17:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrys is in beautiful, perfect Choco shape now.
[17:08] < Crysania> "wark!"
[17:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Round 1. Over the intercom system you hear the blood curdling screams of the dying passengers as they're butchered by the remaining members of the enemy party. The fire grows larger.
[17:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:20 Chrysania:18 Rasputin:14 J`Rai:12
[17:09] < J`Rai> "God DAMN it!"
[17:09] < Rasputin> "Can this mission get any worse?"
[17:09] < Crysania> "I didnt think they were serious, shit"
[17:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Dragon Ninja slavers its tongue and leaps at J`Rai.
[17:09] < Rasputin> "Wait, we're still alive. I take that back."
[17:09] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:09] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 37 ( Total: 37 )
[17:09] * Gullwhacker . o O (Weren't the PCs the only chapters?)
[17:10] * Gullwhacker . o O (...passengers.)
[17:10] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[17:10] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+45: 6 ( Total: 51 )
[17:10] < J`Rai> (SHIT.)
[17:10] < Crysania> (who the hell runs the ship then)
[17:10] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (It's an airship. Of course they weren't the only ones.)
[17:10] < J`Rai> "BACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER."
[17:10] * Gullwhacker . o O (Anyway. Or did the Guild skimp on tickets and put TARGETTED PCS on a PASSENGER AIRSHIP instead of chartering one for them to blow up?)
[17:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Yes, Gull. That was it. The airship was rerouted for the Guild, but it was a passenger ship.)
[17:11] < Rasputin> ((Why would a passenger airship be heading to Cassin's Keep?))
[17:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai loses 42 MP to the tongue lashing.
[17:11] < Rasputin> ((Shit.))
[17:11] < J`Rai> (Or all of it, in other words...)
[17:11] < Rasputin> ((Now we're screwed.))
[17:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Because it was cheaper than chartering one especially for that purpose.)
[17:11] < Crysania> "shitastic"
[17:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrys, go.
[17:12] * Crysania cocks her bow, yells a loud Wark and unleashes a blind strike at the ninja.
[17:12] * Arcomage . o O ( Besides... Random passengers have a million and one uses. Cannon fodder, living shields, hostages... )
[17:12] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:12] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 16 ( Total: 16 )
[17:12] < Crysania> (score)
[17:12] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit
[17:12] < Crysania> !roll 1d8+20
[17:12] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d8+20: 7 ( Total: 27 )
[17:12] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:12] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 26 ( Total: 26 )
[17:12] * Gullwhacker . o O (Nice. Roll for Blind....YATTA)
[17:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The arrow sticks in the Ninja's scales, but the darkness does not envelope its eyes.
[17:13] < Crysania> (YATTA)
[17:13] * Gullwhacker . o O (It's got I:Seal? If not, Blind Touch *worked*.)
[17:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (I:All. TYVM.)
[17:13] < ElementalKnight> (It's got I: Everything.)
[17:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin, go.
[17:13] * Gullwhacker . o O (Ah.)
[17:13] < Rasputin> Dispatch again.
[17:13] * Gullwhacker . o O (You evil something evil.)
[17:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[17:14] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[17:14] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 12 ( Total: 42.5 )
[17:15] * Gullwhacker . o O (Nice.)
[17:15] < Crysania> (beautiful)
[17:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *THWACK* *SHINK* You strip a few more scales off, revealing the Ninja's hollow interior.
[17:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman.
[17:15] < Rasputin> ((me & Highwind definitely have a love/hate relationship.))
[17:16] < J`Rai> "If this doesn't work, kill me, please. I kid you not."
[17:16] < Rasputin> "I'm sure he's going to do it for us if the fire doesn't."
[17:16] < Crysania> ((isnt there a flaming carpet that should be engulfing him in flames right about now?))
[17:16] * J`Rai pauses. "Wait, why would I do that?"
[17:17] * J`Rai shakes his head and Scans the target.
[17:17] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Instead of keeping your 5 MP to heal a wounded comrade?!)
[17:17] < ElementalKnight> (Dude, if you want the scan, you could've asked)
[17:17] < J`Rai> (I have other things for that. And Ethers.)
[17:17] < Rasputin> (We did it last night.)
[17:18] < ElementalKnight> (*bows*)
[17:18] < J`Rai> (Wha? How do I get the target's info if I don't scan it?)
[17:18] < Rasputin> (It's a mini-boss. It has like 200 HP.)
[17:18] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Rasputin can shout out what her remembers about it from last night. :p)
[17:18] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *he
[17:18] < J`Rai> (Fine, fine.)
[17:19] < Rasputin> (J'Rai should know -- he was there before getting knocked unconcious.)
[17:19] < Typhoon> ((Just smack it.))
[17:19] * J`Rai saves his MP and... smacks the miniboss around, I suppose.
[17:19] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[17:19] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 18 ( Total: 18 )
[17:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> hit
[17:19] < Rasputin> ...
[17:19] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+8
[17:19] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+8: 6 ( Total: 14 )
[17:19] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *THUNK*
[17:20] * Gullwhacker . o O (One damage?)
[17:20] < J`Rai> "..."
[17:20] < Captain_Vittles> ((You know, with all that MAG you should invest in some attack items))
[17:20] < J`Rai> "I suck."
[17:20] < ElementalKnight> (Yep. They're cheap and esay!)
[17:20] < Typhoon> ((Good point.))
[17:20] < Rasputin> "I think you should have used Aero this time."
[17:20] < J`Rai> (Aero costs 7, I have 5.)
[17:20] < Captain_Vittles> ((hell, don't you have a Lightning Marble?))
[17:20] < Rasputin> "Dolt!"
[17:20] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of the round. The fire engulfs the perimeter of the bridge, trapping you inside of a great ring of fire with the Ninja.
[17:20] * Arcomage . o O ( Mayhaps thou needest some improved armament... )
[17:20] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:20 Chrysania:18 Rasputin:17 J`Rai:11
[17:20] < J`Rai> (Erp, wait.)
[17:21] < J`Rai> (Er, no, nevermind, he has I:All...)
[17:21] < Typhoon> ((OR some STR. 3 STR?))
[17:21] < Typhoon> ((Come on.))
[17:21] < J`Rai> (4.)
[17:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Anyways...
[17:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Dragon Ninja goes to strike at Rasputin.
[17:21] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[17:21] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+45: 1 ( Total: 46 )
[17:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And Rasputin takes 32 damage from the blade's edge.
[17:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Chrysania.
[17:22] * Rasputin coughs up some blood. "I really wish I bought some new armor before this mission."
[17:22] < Crysania> ((once a again, no H))
[17:22] * Crysania fires an arrow at the ugly ninja.
[17:22] < Rasputin> ??
[17:22] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:22] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 99 ( Total: 99 )
[17:22] < Crysania> .................
[17:22] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((It's cooler with the H.))
[17:22] * Gullwhacker . o O (You just destroyed the fire extinguisher.)
[17:22] * Jello[AFK] has quit IRC (Quit: Off to dad's.)
[17:23] * Arcomage . o O ( Oooh... )
[17:23] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You just des- OUT OF MY HEAD GULL.
[17:23] < Rasputin> ((this is probably the wrong time to wonder out loud if Crysania has any potions.))
[17:23] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The fire extinguisher explodes, putting out part of the fire, but nearly enough.
[17:23] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin.
[17:23] * Gullwhacker . o O (Hey, compared to what YOU do, my secret idea-leeching sattelite of doom is rather nice.)
[17:23] < Rasputin> How are our HP?
[17:24] * Rasputin wonders if we're desperate enough to use the Hi Potion...
[17:24] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (You have 38/70 everyone else is A-OK)
[17:24] * Crysania- has joined #generica
[17:24] < Crysania-> (sorry)
[17:24] < Rasputin> Dispatch.
[17:24] * Captain_Vittles sets mode: +v Crysania-
[17:24] * Captain_Vittles sets mode: -v Crysania
[17:24] * Gullwhacker . o O (*listens to Eye of the Tiger*)
[17:25] * Rasputin blasts Slayer's 4"KILLING FIELD" on the #generica Stereo System
[17:25] < Rasputin> Actually....
[17:25] * Rasputin blasts Metallica's 4"FUEL" on the #generica Stereo System
[17:25] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[17:25] * Crysania has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:25] < Rasputin> ((Or any other song about burning)).
[17:25] * Crysania- is now known as Crysania
[17:26] < Rasputin> ((or crashing or death or violence.))
[17:26] * Gullwhacker . o O (How about Dancing Mad?)
[17:26] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+22,125%
[17:26] < Highwind> Hey... 22,125% isn't a number at all! Damn.
[17:26] * Crysania blares Machinae Supremacy's "ATTACK MUSIC"
[17:26] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[17:26] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 11 ( Total: 41.25 )
[17:26] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (You get those scripts mixed up a lot, don't you?)
[17:26] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Ninja loses more scales to the mighty blow.
[17:27] < Rasputin> (Yeah. Because I keep going to use /dice -- bad habit.))
[17:27] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman.
[17:27] * Gullwhacker . o O (Elisha, have you ever played Myth?)
[17:27] < J`Rai> (Anyone need anything?)
[17:27] < Rasputin> ((If you have an ether: use it.))
[17:27] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (No.)
[17:27] < J`Rai> (...that was just what I was going to do...)
[17:27] * Gullwhacker . o O (Ironically, the healers in that game were called Journeyman. Shorthand: Jman.)
[17:27] * J`Rai drinks an ether.
[17:28] < Rasputin> ((I can take another shot if I need it.))
[17:28] * Memona has quit IRC (Quit: )
[17:28] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Okay, so Jman is up to 35 MP.
[17:28] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (I just use Jman because the ` is so annoying to type. :p)
[17:28] * Gullwhacker . o O (...who later ended up becoming the awesome twin-sword-wielding+healing special ability Heron Guards of doom.)
[17:29] < Captain_Vittles> ((You could use J, then press tab))
[17:29] * Gullwhacker . o O (But anyway. Just wanted to point out the irony. Jman is a Jman.)
[17:29] < Rasputin> (I just use J'rai.)
[17:29] < randomsyllable> ((Give me my dwarven demolitions! Molotov happiness!)
[17:29] < Crysania> (i dont think dwarves spoke german)
[17:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of the round. The fire reconsumes the part of the bridge where the extinguisher's foam had temporarily quelled the blaze. Interestingly a pair of zombies, returning from the passenger deck enter the bridge and die horrible -40 HP flaming deaths from the fire.
[17:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: Dragon_Ninja:19 Chrysania:16 Rasputin:15 J`Rai:12
[17:30] * Gullwhacker . o O (Would that make Crysania a Myth II Archer? This is what their special ability tended to do.)
[17:30] * Gullwhacker . o O (Set things on fire and burn everyone.)
[17:30] < Crysania> (*russian)
[17:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Dragon Ninja assaults J`Rai's MP supply with its tongue because it likes to get at people using Ethers.
[17:30] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:30] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 69 ( Total: 69 )
[17:31] * Rasputin sighs
[17:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d8+45
[17:31] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d8+45: 5 ( Total: 50 )
[17:31] < J`Rai> "......God DAMN you."
[17:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And J`Rai's MP supply is at 0 now.
[17:31] * Gullwhacker . o O (Only one who doesn't fit the Myth II characters is Rasputin. Warrior (Sword and Shield) or Berserk (Braveheart clone with REALLY BIG SWORD)?)
[17:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Crys, go.
[17:31] < Rasputin> ((I am officially boycotting Elisha games after this. Provided Rasputin somehow lives through it.))
[17:31] * Crysania cocks her bow and unleashes a shot.
[17:31] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:31] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 57 ( Total: 57 )
[17:31] < Crysania> (hit?)
[17:31] < SSFSX17> ((Rob: Way ahead of you))
[17:31] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yes.
[17:31] < Crysania> !roll 1d8+20
[17:31] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d8+20: 3 ( Total: 23 )
[17:32] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Whatever.))
[17:32] < Crysania> ((elisha's games fucking rock))
[17:32] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin, go.
[17:33] * Rasputin uses Dispatch again.
[17:33] * Arcomage . o O ( Do you mean that Elisha's games are good, or that they copulate on a stone surface? )
[17:33] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Goes off now.
[17:33] < Rasputin> !dice 1d12+22x1.25
[17:33] < Highwind> ( Rasputin - 1d12+22x1.25 ) 30.0
[17:33] < J`Rai> (Both, at the same time.)
[17:33] * Gullwhacker . o O (Knowing Elisha, I'd say there's a fair chance of the latter.)
[17:33] * Gullwhacker . o O (Or that.)
[17:34] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> After the strike, the Ninja is looking pretty bad... One good shot could probably finish it.
[17:34] < Rasputin> o_O
[17:34] < J`Rai> (And I have NO FUGGIN' MP.)
[17:34] < Rasputin> I didn't think I was doing that much damage to it.
[17:34] * Gullwhacker . o O (Strike. Maybe you'll crit. Maybe it has 1 HP left.)
[17:34] < Rasputin> (Pray for a crit.)
[17:35] < Rasputin> (I thought White Mages believe in & god and stuff.
[17:35] < Rasputin> -&
[17:35] * J`Rai swings back and gives the Ninja the closest approximation of a manbeating a weak mage can.
[17:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((An ampersand god would be interesting. o_O))
[17:35] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[17:35] * Gullwhacker . o O (NO OMG TAHT IS TEH PALDNI ONYL PALDIANS ANC PRAY!!!!!!oen)
[17:35] * Gullwhacker . o O (Ahem. Just randomly channelling the other Alex.)
[17:35] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((Highwind? O_o))
[17:36] < J`Rai> (Yoohoo?)
[17:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1dmotherfucker
[17:36] < Rasputin> ((OMG OMG JMAN HSA KEELED HIGHWIND!))
[17:36] < mattwolfewvu> ((OMG HIGHWIND NOOO!!!!11))
[17:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yes.
[17:36] * Gullwhacker . o O (Wrong target. Try !gullroll?)
[17:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Yes.
[17:36] < J`Rai> !gullroll 1d100
[17:36] < Gullwhacker> J`Rai - (1d100) 13
[17:36] < J`Rai> Knight drinks a RedPotion just to prove his point.
[17:36] < J`Rai>
[16:22:01] [17:36] < J`Rai> ...?
[17:36] < J`Rai> WTF?
[17:36] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ...
[17:36] < ElementalKnight> (...)
[17:37] < Rasputin> 3 points short.
[17:37] * Highwind has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:37] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So you thwack it a good one. Roll damage.
[17:37] * Gullwhacker . o O (I try, Rob. I try.)
[17:37] < J`Rai> (Not only did I paste something I have no idea how I did, I MISS THE FUCKING CRIT BY THREE POINTS.)
[17:37] * Gullwhacker . o O (But I can only push the dice so far.)
[17:37] < J`Rai> !gullroll 1d8+8
[17:37] < Gullwhacker> J`Rai - (1d8+8) 12
[17:37] < Rasputin> ((I'd sob, but I'm going to die anyway.))
[17:37] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> THWACK.
[17:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Apparently your good wasn't quite good enough.
[17:38] * Gullwhacker . o O (And Dancing Mad just reached the Kefka part.)
[17:38] * J`Rai sobs.
[17:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of this round. The fire starts encroaching on the party...
[17:38] * Gullwhacker . o O (You know, the part with the neat drums?)
[17:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Battle order: J`Rai:16 Dragon_Ninja:14 Chrysania:11 Rasputin:9
[17:38] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman, go.
[17:38] < J`Rai> *WHACK!*
[17:38] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[17:39] < J`Rai> (..whoops.)
[17:39] * Gullwhacker . o O (No, !gullroll is what you want.)
[17:39] < J`Rai> !gullroll 1d100
[17:39] < Gullwhacker> J`Rai - (1d100) 68
[17:39] < J`Rai> (Ah, irony, we meet again.)
[17:39] * Gullwhacker . o O (Yes.)
[17:39] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You smack your staff against the Helm as the Ninja side-steps.
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> It swings its blade at you, since you're the closest target.
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !gullroll 1d100
[17:40] < Gullwhacker> BackByPopularDemand_GM - (1d100) 35
[17:40] < Rasputin> ((Shame it didn't sidestep into the fire.))
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !gullroll 1d8+45
[17:40] < Gullwhacker> BackByPopularDemand_GM - (1d8+45) 49
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> J`Rai takes 40 damage from the wicked strike.
[17:40] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Crys.
[17:41] < J`Rai> "GRACK!"
[17:41] * J`Rai staggers and bleeds on his robes.
[17:41] < Crysania> !gullroll 1d100
[17:41] < Gullwhacker> Crysania - (1d100) 71
[17:41] < Crysania> ..
[17:41] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Miss.
[17:41] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin. It's all you.
[17:41] * Gullwhacker . o O (My dice have turned on me. Or the party.)
[17:41] * J`Rai kicks Gull in the MANLY BITS.
[17:42] * Arcomage has left #generica
[17:43] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin?
[17:43] < Crysania> ((Rasputin))
[17:43] < mattwolfewvu> ((KAHN!!!))
[17:43] * Mechaboy has joined #generica
[17:43] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ...
[17:43] * Gullwhacker . o O (Unholy choir just kicked in again.)
[17:43] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (The Ping is evil today.)
[17:43] * Gullwhacker sets mode: +v Mechaboy
[17:43] * Rasputin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:43] < Crysania> ..
[17:43] < Mechaboy> Peer must have killed me just as I used the Gullroll.
[17:43] * Highwind has joined #generica
[17:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Highwind
[17:44] < Crysania> Look who it is!
[17:44] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin, it's all you.
[17:44] * Mechaboy is now known as Rasputin
[17:44] < Rasputin> "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE"
[17:44] < Rasputin> !roll 1d12+22,125%
[17:44] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d12+22,125%: 7 ( Total: 36.25 )
[17:45] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (You rolled exactly the damage needed to kill it.)
[17:45] < Rasputin> YES!
[17:45] < Crysania> YES
[17:45] < J`Rai> "YES!"
[17:45] < Typhoon> ((WHOA.))
[17:45] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Dragon Ninja sheds its scales before everything vanishes.
[17:45] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> VICTOLY
[17:45] * J`Rai spins his staff around his fingers dextrously and thrusts it at the camera righteously.
[17:45] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Of course... there's still the fire raging...
[17:46] * J`Rai casts heal on all three party members.
[17:46] < Rasputin> "Is it too late to wonder if we should jump out the window?"
[17:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (J`Rai has no MP.)
[17:46] < J`Rai> (After drinking an ether.)
[17:46] < J`Rai> (Sorry.)
[17:46] * Gullwhacker . o O (VICTOLY!....except the party has low HP, the WM is out of MP, and the airship is going up in flames.)
[17:46] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (And Crys didn't need it anyways.)
[17:46] < J`Rai> (Then I don't cast it on her.)
[17:46] < Rasputin> "I mean, hey, it worked in FFVI!"
[17:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So... the fire is creeping closer and closer to you...
[17:47] < J`Rai> !gullroll 1d8+52
[17:47] < Gullwhacker> J`Rai - (1d8+52) 60
[17:47] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> There's no way past it but through, maybe. Of course it killed those Zombies in less than a second. What the hell is the carpet made of?
[17:47] < J`Rai> (So, we're all tip-top shape...) "I suggest we leave. Now."
[17:47] * Rasputin nods
[17:48] * Gullwhacker . o O ("I Dispatch the fire!")
[17:48] < Crysania> "I suggest we stop talking and start runnin!"
[17:48] < Rasputin> "We dash for the deck and jump off and hope like hell we survive."
[17:48] * J`Rai starts to look for a fire extinguisher, before noting that Crys made it go boom.
[17:48] < J`Rai> "Actually, Ras, that sounds like a positively SANE course of action."
[17:49] < Crysania> "Lets get the hell out of here, I dont give a damn what we do after that! Wark!'
[17:49] * Rasputin nods
[17:49] < J`Rai> "Yes. We run for the deck. NOW."
[17:49] * J`Rai runs for the deck. NOW.
[17:49] * Crysania runs.
[17:49] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Through the fire?
[17:49] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> That's the only way out...
[17:49] * Rasputin is right behind J'Rai.
[17:49] < J`Rai> (Is that the only way out? Oh, then probably yes.)
[17:49] < Rasputin> Yes.
[17:50] < J`Rai> (We're all gonna die anyways.)
[17:50] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So... no crazed attempts to put it out first?
[17:50] < Crysania> Fine.
[17:50] < J`Rai> (Uh... no fire extinguisher, and Aero would only feed it...)
[17:50] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Okay.
[17:50] * Crysania looks for some sort of tool to put out or smother, lessen, the fire.
[17:50] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Roll against your Vit everybody.
[17:50] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[17:50] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[17:50] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:50] < J`Rai> !roll 1d100
[17:51] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 38 ( Total: 38 )
[17:51] < Crysania> Not again...
[17:51] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d100: 98 ( Total: 98 )
[17:51] < Crysania> ...
[17:51] < J`Rai> (And I die.)
[17:51] * Gullwhacker . o O (Rasputin will live! Crysania, maybe. J`Rai is SO VERY TOAST.)
[17:51] < Crysania> (KABOOM)
[17:51] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin survives the trip through the flames more less intact, J`Rai is KOed and Crys takes 40 HP damage.
[17:51] < J`Rai> (W007, I'm dead.)\
[17:51] < Crysania> (can I gram J`Rai)?
[17:51] * Rasputin drags J'rai with him.
[17:52] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Make another VIT roll Rasputin, you have to get in the flames again to save him.
[17:52] < J`Rai> (...)
[17:52] < Rasputin> Eep.
[17:52] < J`Rai> (We are so very very lucky if you survive.)
[17:52] < Crysania> (you have more than 40hp?)
[17:52] < Rasputin> (Yes we are.))
[17:53] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You going to roll?
[17:53] < Rasputin> ((Now watch. I'm going to roll this dice. Watch me get 100 or something.))
[17:53] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[17:53] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 32 ( Total: 32 )
[17:53] < Crysania> YES
[17:53] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You take 40 HP damage, but you save J`Rai's ass.
[17:53] < Rasputin> (Well, I didn't die...)
[17:53] < J`Rai> (And my ass is so very very grateful.)]
[17:53] * Rasputin throws J'Rai over his shoulder & runs like a bat out of hell.
[17:53] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So... you're on deck, the flames are spreading through the whole ship, and it's at least 500 feet to the ground.
[17:54] * Gullwhacker . o O (TONZURA KOITE!)
[17:54] < J`Rai> (Did they miss any parachutes?)
[17:54] < Crysania> "Rope? Parachutes?"
[17:54] * Gullwhacker . o O (Now playing: SD3 - High Tension Wire.)
[17:54] < Rasputin> ((Is there an anchor?))
[17:54] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The Ninja was very throrough. There's nothing to save your ass like that... except maybe an anchor.
[17:55] < J`Rai> (Yes, anything that lets us ride safely down. Like an anchor.)
[17:55] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> In better news, Cassin Keep is in sight and the airship seems to sailing right for it.
[17:55] * Gullwhacker . o O (.......)
[17:55] * Gullwhacker . o O (A flaming airship.)
[17:55] < J`Rai> (Better HOW?)
[17:55] * Gullwhacker . o O (Headed straight for Cassin Keep.)
[17:55] < Rasputin> "This can't get any worse."
[17:55] < Crysania> (Were gonna destroy the keep!)
[17:55] < J`Rai> (I think... yeah, what Crys said.)
[17:55] * Gullwhacker . o O (I'd wager CASH that the Airship has a load of explosives.)
[17:55] < Crysania> "This isnt going to be pretty...."
[17:55] * Gullwhacker . o O (Munitions for the keep.)
[17:55] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> So, who's looking for an anchor?
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (Which will go boom.)
[17:56] < J`Rai> (If I were up, I would.)
[17:56] < Crysania> All of us. :P
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (And annihilate the keep and everyone still in it.)
[17:56] < Rasputin> Hmm.
[17:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin, Crys, woll awareness.
[17:56] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> *roll
[17:56] < J`Rai> (Oy, if you can't find one, use my Down on me.)
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (Except Oren because he's the GM's PC.)
[17:56] < Rasputin> ((Hey, but I'll be alive so it's all good.))
[17:56] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[17:56] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 54 ( Total: 54 )
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (Point.)
[17:56] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[17:56] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 92 ( Total: 92 )
[17:56] * Rasputin sobs
[17:56] < Crysania> (ouch)
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (Rasputin sees a SHINY THING!)
[17:56] * Gullwhacker . o O (YAY!)
[17:57] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Crys manages to find the anchor release, Rasputin finds a big fire.
[17:57] < Rasputin> ((Man, I seem to be getting the lousiest dice rolls for Awareness.))
[17:57] * Crysania works the anchor mechanism to drop the anchor.
[17:58] < Rasputin> ((although ironically, it's in character.))
[17:58] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 1d100
[17:58] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 1d100: 41 ( Total: 41 )
[17:59] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The anchor drops to the ground... but hasn't caught on any of the underlying terrain.
[17:59] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You could slide down it now if you like.
[17:59] < J`Rai> (Please, do so. Post-haste.)
[17:59] < Rasputin> I'll take my chances. And take J'rai with me.
[17:59] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Roll against Climbing.
[18:00] * Rasputin begins praying.
[18:00] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[18:00] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 24 ( Total: 24 )
[18:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Rasputin makes it a-ok.
[18:00] < Crysania> (beautiful)
[18:00] < Rasputin> ((SCORE!))
[18:00] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[18:00] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 12 ( Total: 12 )
[18:00] < Crysania> AWESOME
[18:00] * Gullwhacker . o O (Woah.)
[18:00] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> And so does Crysania.
[18:00] * Gullwhacker . o O (Now the explosions begin.)
[18:00] < Crysania> (KABOOM)
[18:01] < Rasputin> ((I don't care. I'm alive and that's all that matters. Besides, all the cool people are back at the Guild. :D))
[18:01] < J`Rai> (And the keep dies!)
[18:01] < Crysania> (yay!)
[18:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> From the safety of the gound you watch the airship slowly move towards Cassin Keep. Eventually it impacts the side of the keep itself.
[18:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> A few minutes later there is a small explosion, and flames spread throughout the keep.
[18:01] < Typhoon> ((Let me guess.))
[18:01] * Gullwhacker . o O (Let's see. Last Lounge scene, I think Zowar was back at Halmaron. Whew.)
[18:01] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> End of Game.
[18:02] * J`Rai twitches a bit.
[18:02] < Crysania> kekekekekekekekekekeke
[18:02] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Oh yes, both you conscious people, roll against Survival and Healing.
[18:02] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[18:02] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 21 ( Total: 21 )
[18:02] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[18:02] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 71 ( Total: 71 )
[18:02] < Typhoon> ((If the keep manages to stay standing, there's an easy access for outside intruders. Can you say "Keep is GONE"?))
[18:02] < Rasputin> !roll 1d100
[18:02] < Highwind> Rasputin - 1d100: 73 ( Total: 73 )
[18:02] < Crysania> !roll 1d100
[18:02] < Highwind> Crysania - 1d100: 67 ( Total: 67 )
[18:02] < Crysania> ehhhhh
[18:03] < Rasputin> Yay. I failed both rolls.
[18:03] < Typhoon> ((Poor Rasputin. We hardly knew ye.))
[18:03] * Gullwhacker . o O (Someone PD J`Rai. Better hope of survival.)
[18:03] * Gullwhacker . o O (Hmm. On the downside, though.)
[18:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Well, Crysania keeps you alive until you return to wherever you want to return to. But you people don't take good care of J`Rai. His burns start to fester.
[18:03] < J`Rai> (...)
[18:03] * Gullwhacker . o O (The Guild probably thinks you three died in the crash.)
[18:03] < Crysania> ...
[18:03] < J`Rai> (Thanks guys.)
[18:03] < Crysania> That was brutal.
[18:03] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> I would recommend a Phoenix Down as well.
[18:04] < Crysania> (even with my 44 survival?)
[18:04] * Gullwhacker . o O (That's what keeps you alive.)
[18:04] < Crysania> (makes sense)
[18:04] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Crys, you kept them alive. However your healing abilities leave something to be desired.
[18:04] < J`Rai> (PLEASE Down me.)
[18:04] < J`Rai> (I have one on me.)
[18:04] < Typhoon> ((Well, does this mean the end of the Cassin Keep chapter?))
[18:04] < Rasputin> ((I have no PD's))
[18:04] < Typhoon> (('Cuz it's screwed.))
[18:04] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Jman has another PD.
[18:04] * Crysania raids J'Rai's pack.
[18:05] * Crysania tosses the PD on him.
[18:05] < J`Rai> "*KAAAAAAAACK!*"
[18:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> I guess the game should run for a bit longer. ;-)
[18:05] < Crysania> "you look like hell"
[18:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Where do you all head to?
[18:05] < Crysania> Home.
[18:05] * Rasputin hmms
[18:05] < Crysania> Wait. Cassin.
[18:05] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> 'Home' as in Cassin Keep, or the hundreds of miles back to Halmaron?
[18:05] * Gullwhacker . o O (Cassin's doomed.)
[18:05] * Crysania ponders raiding the plance.
[18:05] < J`Rai> (Why Cassin?)
[18:05] < J`Rai> (Ah, Cassin.)
[18:05] < Crysania> *plance
[18:06] < J`Rai> (Closer.)
[18:06] < Crysania> *place
[18:06] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> You're in sight of Cassin Keep.
[18:06] < randomsyllable> (Cassin isn't gone yet)
[18:06] < Crysania> "we can make camp there"
[18:06] < Rasputin> Or what's left of it.
[18:06] * Gullwhacker . o O (Just exploded wall.)
[18:06] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((And raging fire.))
[18:06] < J`Rai> (How much MP do I have left?)
[18:06] * Gullwhacker . o O (And invading hollow ninja.)
[18:07] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> ((You have 20 MP Jrai.
[18:07] < Rasputin> ((alright. Let's go to Cassin's. They need to know what happed)).
[18:07] < randomsyllable> ((But niether indicates complete and utter defeat instantly))
[18:07] < J`Rai> (I heal myself. x.x;;)
[18:07] < J`Rai> "Oy, you two need heals?"
[18:07] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Thanks to Crys, you manage to make it to Cassin Keep without further incident.
[18:07] < Rasputin> "I took 40 damage for saving you."
[18:07] * J`Rai heals Rasputin, too.
[18:07] < Typhoon> ((DOWN goes the third wall. -.-))
[18:08] < J`Rai> !roll 1d8+52
[18:08] < Highwind> J`Rai - 1d8+52: 7 ( Total: 59 )
[18:08] < J`Rai> (W007.)
[18:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> (Forget the damn healing. -_-)
[18:08] < J`Rai> (Fine. :P)
[18:08] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> The few defenders that aren't fighting the blaze help you up and you're drug before one of the generals to explain, as he put it, "WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS GOING ON?"
[18:09] < Typhoon> ((...Nice way to put it. ^^))
[18:09] < Crysania> Umm.. you see, this and that and welll.... BAM.
[18:09] < J`Rai> "Uhm, well, uhm, we were on an airship flying over here to reinforce you, okay?"
[18:09] < randomsyllable> ((Let J'Rai do the the talking ;p))
[18:10] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "I'VE GOT A FORTRESS BURNING DOWN AROUND ME, HUNDREDS OF WOUNDED, AND THERE IS A CONTINGENT OF NINJA PREPARING TO ASSAULT THE LONG WALL."
[18:10] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "AND I JUST KNOW YOU THREE GUILD GOONS HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT."
[18:10] < J`Rai> "And then zombies boarded the ship, and we fought them, and well how it ended up, the ship caught on fire... and we slid down the anchor to safety and the airship... uhmmm, well, crashed into the keep."
[18:10] * Rasputin has the decency to look really embarrassed.
[18:10] * J`Rai is BRIGHT red.
[18:10] * Crysania cowers in fear of the scarey man.
[18:11] < J`Rai> (Though come to think of it, that might be the burns.)
[18:11] * ZeroNumber has joined #generica
[18:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "... That was the reinforcement airship that crashed. Oh Gee-Emm..."
[18:11] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> * The General has a sudden collapse and falls into his chair.
[18:12] * Gullwhacker . o O (Was Cassin being doomed mentioned yet?)
[18:12] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "There were three very influential bankers on that ship coming to contribute funds to the Keep's defense."
[18:12] < J`Rai> "..."
[18:12] < Rasputin> "..."
[18:12] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> "Get out. Just go."
[18:12] * Gullwhacker . o O (Oh. Worse.)
[18:12] < J`Rai> "Fuck a duck."
[18:12] * J`Rai goes.
[18:13] * Rasputin goes too, "At least the airship didn't directly hit the keep..."
[18:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Okay, now the end is here. ;-)
[18:13] < J`Rai> Okay.
[18:13] < J`Rai> God, that SUCKED.
[18:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> !roll 7d100
[18:13] < Rasputin> We deserve some massive XP for this.
[18:13] < Highwind> BackByPopularDemand_GM - 7d100: 22, 44, 32, 46, 85, 83, 15 ( Total: 327 )
[18:13] < Rasputin> And you need to stop trying to kill us. :D
[18:13] < Typhoon> ...Not a single Very Rare.
[18:13] < Rasputin> Although, combat-wise, we did OK for just 3 of us.
[18:13] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> 6 potions and 1 Ether.
[18:13] * Gullwhacker . o O (I think the 15 might be a Rare. From the Dragon Ninja.)
[18:14] < Rasputin> w00t
[18:14] * Gullwhacker . o O (You didn't give the Mini-Boss actual items?)
[18:14] * Gullwhacker . o O (Though an Ether does make sense.)
[18:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Which were consumed in the airship's fiery death.
[18:14] < Rasputin> I say we split the potions and give J'rai the Ether.
[18:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> >.>
[18:14] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> Nah, you can have them. ;-)
[18:14] < J`Rai> "That works."
[18:14] < J`Rai> -""
[18:14] < Rasputin> ((Elisha, you are mean bastard.))
[18:15] * Gullwhacker . o O (This is news?)
[18:15] < Rasputin> ((No. Just re-affirming the fact.))
[18:15] * Gullwhacker . o O (Right.)
[18:15] < BackByPopularDemand_GM> 805 XP for each of you, and 369 Gil.

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